Millions Of Congressmen Are Crying
Since President Obama has tapped John Kerry to be his Secretary Of State, there will be a vacant seat where a senator from Massachusetts used to sit. It was rumored that Ben Affleck was thinking of running for the spot, but he says there's no truth to that shit.
According to the Huffington Post:
"I love Massachusetts and our political process, but I am not running for office," he said. He vowed to continue his work with the Eastern Congo Initiative and with fighting hunger in the United States.
Allow me to translate. Ben knows that the people of Massachusetts remember Bennifer, and he had no chance of winning with that kind of poor ass decision making. WE'LL NEVER FORGET, BEN. Plus, Jennifer Garner told him no, spanked his ass, and sent him to his room.
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Agree with dementa below.
The typical celeb has little to no education, few skills other than pretending to be somebody they aren't, and sexual and substance abuse problems. How does that qualify them for public office?
Submitted by amarx on Thu, 12/27/2012 - 11:26am.
Is that your site? It's pretty cool!
Thanks, Hekki.. I'm very drowsy today at work after taking those vicodins.. Sleepy time!!
But I also remember his club chin.
It was President Obama who forced him to drop out of the race: http://hollywoodandswine.com/after-watching-gigli-president-obama-orders...
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He looks real good...the beard is most likely for a movie he is filming, and you guys probably have not seen Argo, it is awesome!
Came back for another look. Yep. Looks good.
This photo proves one thing, you can't dress up a doucher
can't do it!
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He dropped out after the GOP threatened to do the same thing to him that they did to Ashley Judd, when they released the embarrassing video of her: http://hollywoodandswine.com/ashley-judds-senate-campaign-derailed-after...
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Submitted by JessicaGiovanna: "Anyone else remember his old teeth? I've link a pic but I'm too lazy, especially after taking 1.5 vicodins. Had foot surgery peeps, surgeon cut and pinned my bones."
I remember his little corn niblet teefs!! And his old chin. Yup! He was a doughboy, too.
Sorry to hear about your foot. Hope you feel better soon!
Plus, Jennifer Garner told him no, spanked his ass, and sent him to his room.
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Nice suit Ben. Is that only one button? Rolled lapels. Tight. Not quite Daniel Craig in Skyfall, but looking good!
He looks like a white Kanye West in that picture.
Smart move. Stick to making crappy movies with bad acting.
Anyone else remember his old teeth? I've link a pic but I'm too lazy, especially after taking 1.5 vicodins. Had foot surgery peeps, surgeon cut and pinned my bones.
Nobody who wears a suit like that and is almost rocking a James Traficant wiglet should be elected to anything.
It looks like the 70s and 80s fucked in the back of a van with an airbrushed mural on the side then vomited Affleck out on the set of St. Elmo's Fire.
And..if he did want to run for office from political to head of the Mickey Mouse Fanclub I SO sure his expression of interest would have to be run by those evil megalomaniacs the Rothschilds I mean even evil Zionist ratbags like them have standards.
Does it look like I've given up the meth?
Tevness.
Good for Jen G in putting paid to DC. That shit makes Hollywood look tame.
I didn't like Ben's 70s look, but Argo was worth it.
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Ben Affleck is hot, but he needs to lose the facial hair.
I love him so hard. Especially in pearl harbor. The uniform. Nomnomnomnom id.hit it and hard.
i'm from massachusetts and ain't making my mouth say senator affleck...he should stick to acting, directing and banging jennifers...
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He looks hot in this picture.
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The bar is relatively low in terms of the smarts required to enter politics. I don't think Affleck is stupide because he made a dumb relationship choice when he was single (who hasn't?) or because he's an actor.
Those who go into public service come from all walks of life. They're not all Einsteins, they're just people.
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The press throws out celebrity names because they're bored. He's not running like Anna Wintour isn't going to be appointed Ambassador of Shit: they don't want to answer questions about their private lives which they would be forced to in public.
Submitted by SANS FARDS on Wed, 12/26/2012 - 9:46pm.
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Dogma was overrated, I'll give you that.
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I didn't get Dogma's hype either. Just a bunch of wannabe hipsters trying to sound enlightened with a humors artistic spin...PUHfuckingPlease! He sucks period, especially anything Kevin Smith related.
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Submitted by boredasfuckyo on Wed, 12/26/2012 - 9:29pm.
I don't get Ben Affleck's appeal. He seems like a pretentious douchebag, with not even a quarter of the smarts to back it up. He just seems like a smug over-rated self-important asshole.
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Dogma was overrated, I'll give you that.
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Submitted by P.T.Bull on Tue, 09/25/2012 - 10:33pm.
"This bitch is crazier than a pillowcase full of clear-level scientologist possums."
Too many hookers in Hollywood with too many stories to tell, I bet.
It's just as well. People in Hollywood are notoriously stupid and devoid of actual political knowledge, and making a movie with political content is completely different from actually making decisions.
There's a reason why I roll my eyes whenever ANY celebrity starts yammering about political issues or candidates.
So let's keep Ben Affleck where he is: making movies and boring us to sleep.
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Affleck is kinda looking like Dominic Cooper in that image.
BA is a Warren Beatty wannabe.
Sweetas, we need a Janet Jackson posting on her pending nuptials!!!! I know it's a holiday, but important news never sleeps.
If you don't think sh#t don't follow you, remember how Obamarama got grilled for sitting next to another professor at the University of Chicago. The guy from the Weather Underground. The days of hiding JFK's pain killer and sex addiction are so OVER!
Submitted by TOPANGA on Wed, 12/26/2012 - 8:51pm.
Who are these people who were wanting him to run though?
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I don't get Ben Affleck's appeal. He seems like a pretentious douchebag, with not even a quarter of the smarts to back it up. He just seems like a smug over-rated self-important asshole.
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Submitted by Tigerlilly on Wed, 12/26/2012 - 8:45pm.
I love how ANYONE thinks you are too tainted to go into politics...NO, CHILE...If you can AFFORD to go into politics, you can AFFORD to wipe your taint clean.
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You know every question is going to be about JBlow. I can see it now,"Senator Affleck you are on the committee to investigate gun control laws and by the way, your ex-fiancee Jennifer Lopez was involved in a gun incident in 1999, are you really ethically able to be on this committee?"
See how that works?
This is how we'll know which party he's aligning himself with:
If he cheats on Jennifer with a guy, he's a Republican.
If he cheats on Jennifer with a guy who he appoints homeland security adviser, he's a Democrat. http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Jim_McGreevey#Golan_Cipel_controversy
If he cheats on Jennifer with Blake Lively, amongst others, and Jennifer knows but turns a blind eye because that's what Good Little Wives do, he's a born politician.
Like him as an actor, hate his politics. Like most Hollytards, he's a liberal..which means he's an elitist with no sense of reality and has white man's guilt.
Fucktard will only discuss politics with like minded assholes, anytime a conservative steps in the room he gets his clock cleaned.
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Who are these people who were wanting him to run though?
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I love how ANYONE thinks you are too tainted to go into politics...NO, CHILE...If you can AFFORD to go into politics, you can AFFORD to wipe your taint clean.
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These people fighting hunger need to get together with the people fighting obesity and make up their fucking minds. We can fix this.
Submitted by Anita Bidet on Wed, 12/26/2012 - 8:06pm.
affair sounds too classy for any of JFK's whores. he screwed anything that moved
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I don't think there are enough trucks to air his dirty laundry.
JFK had his affair with Monroe (who, despite her rise to legend status after her death, was an extremely hygienically-challenged addict in life), and if this asshead gets in, he'll carry on JFK's legacy by having an affair with BloHan. And just like Jackie, Jennifer will dutifully remain ignorant."
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affair sounds too classy for any of JFK's whores. he screwed anything that moved
JFK had his affair with Monroe (who, despite her rise to legend status after her death, was an extremely hygienically-challenged addict in life), and if this asshead gets in, he'll carry on JFK's legacy by having an affair with BloHan. And just like Jackie, Jennifer will dutifully remain ignorant.
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he actually IS very smart. I have seen him speak many times on The Daily Show, and Real Time with Bill Maher.
Think what you want about his acting, but the man is no dummy.
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Submitted by Lucifer_Sam on Wed, 12/26/2012 - 7:42pm.
He knows just how many skeletons are in his closet waiting to burst out once he takes office.
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So true!
Right, because he's so smart and morally upright. Come to think of it, he's perfect as a senator from MA.
He is definitely getting better with age. He is so hot.
Didn't do much for me when he was younger.
@lucifer. that's what i was thinking. this guy for sure has cheated on garner and probably worse (ie: who/what he was cheating on her with ... many, mannnnny times over). the opposing party is probably prayyyyying he makes a run for something (just to ensure themselves a sure seat).
*peddles off in a mint '88 yugo*
i hate ben assfuck but i don't know why. he just rubs me the wrong way
Argo was awesome. I was on edge the whole time, despite knowing the story. He's talented, and he was adorable in chasing Amy, but he's lost the hot to douchiness, imo. Bennifer definitely ruined some things for him.
Argo: A dramatization of the 1980 joint CIA-Canadian secret operation to extract six fugitive American diplomatic personnel out of revolutionary Iran.
... and how many Iranians got a role in the film that did not involve jumping up and down frenziedly in the background stomping on burning flags, effigies, and screaming gibberish?
He knows just how many skeletons are in his closet waiting to burst out once he takes office.