Open Post: Hosted By England's Finest Rose As Slutty Claus
You can't spell Santa without "t" and "a," so here's the true princess of Britain and the current reigning Miss CDC International 2012 Jodie Marsh sprinkling the finest crabs the Caribbean has ever seen while struttin' her muscly ass down the beach in Barbados over the holiday. If you're in England and have been wondering why the air feels less elegant and why it doesn't smell like roses marinating in the gutter, it's because Jodie is not there! Yes, STD rates in the UK dropped drastically, but the stars aren't sparkling extra now that Jodie is gone.
The angel of death tattoo that warns peens that they might never be heard from again if they enter has never ever looked so festive thanks to Jodie's poon-covering Santa hat thong. And Jodie's totally natural titty domes look like two toddlers with Elephantiasis of the head touching noses while wearing Santy hoods. That Michael Jackson tattoo wishes it can grow legs so it can moonwalk the fuck out of there, because it just can't handle Jodie's glamour and beauty.
And yes, this is the reason why Santa Claus is letting out a ho ho ho this holiday season.
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Do the world a favor and shut up and bleed.
At first I thought that tat under her stomach were her pubes. I was like GG woman, ever hear of a razor and scissors?
I know there are a bunch of Dlisters in Flordia, so please please please help the poor doggies by spreading the word about this maniac in every way possible:
http://thedirty.com/2012/12/animal-abuser-jeyser-acierna-brags-about-hur...
Jodie Marsh ain't that ripped. She has cellulite, stretch marks and a flat flabby pancake ass...would not want.
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"And it don't matter who you are, if I'm doin my job, its your resolve that breaks..Cause the hook brings you back, I ain't tellin you no lie. The hook brings you back, on that you can rely."
"... kind of looks like, a dick shaped birdcage with a lock..."
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ROTFLMFAO!!!!!
Thanks! I *needed* that!!1. =p
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"...If I put a Cleopatra wig on my asshole and painted cat eyes on it, it would look and act more like Elizabeth Taylor than LiLo does..."- MK
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Submitted by veryoldbat on Thu, 12/27/2012 - 2:48am.
Boredas . LMAO.. The anal hook.. You"re right.. How could one resist? Maybe our D Avi's could have a ' swimsuit ' PartAye... BTW.. Hope you are feeling better!;p
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I'm still a little under the weather, I'm trying be gentle on myself and getting rest and eating soups and stuff.
And I would shriek if someone had the balls(no pun intended) put one of those pictures in their avi, however, alot of those pictures seem right up the alley of a few members of the D... Theres one where there is a pouch for the cock, and a pouch for each nut. And also one that looks like a borat like bathing suit with the dick tied up erect in bondage like material...There is also one that flattins out the dick to look like a vagina...I'm guessing that would be popular amongst the drag community.
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"And it don't matter who you are, if I'm doin my job, its your resolve that breaks..Cause the hook brings you back, I ain't tellin you no lie. The hook brings you back, on that you can rely."
Submitted by bambam on Thu, 12/27/2012 - 3:05am.
Submitted by boredasfuckyo on Thu, 12/27/2012 - 2:41am.
Did you actually look at the website of their other uuuuh "swimsuits"? 0_o
Alot of their "swimsuits" includes an "anal hook" , butt plug and various dick squeezing torture devices, also with names like "ass instructor", "cock magic bikini", "Shy slut bikini" and the "Rear assault bikini" just to name a few, how the hell can one resist?
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Good god. Ewwww! I forget whether it was this site or another one but someone said something about how everybody gets on board in support of gays campaigning for social acceptance yet become all skeevy towards accepting the smbd crowd.
I had to reply. I was like dude, you CAN'T be SERIOUS, that's just not gonna happen. Can you imagine working with someone who openly admitted being in the smbd scene? You'd be wondering all the time what they're wearing under their clothes or why do they get up and leave the room every time their SO calls them. lols
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I'd be looking for any weird "buldges" thinking "hmmm, I wonder if Bob is wearing the cock chasity belt today." LMAO! Which they have by the way...0_o... It kind of looks like, a dick shaped birdcage with a lock.
Also, I actually knew of a guy, that had rumors circulating around that he had a fetish for being a baby. Like he would wear diapers under his clothes supposedly, want to be changed when he piss and shit himself and all that. Idk how true it was, but when I saw him after I was told that, I would always look for a "diaper like" buldge whenever he walked away :))
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"And it don't matter who you are, if I'm doin my job, its your resolve that breaks..Cause the hook brings you back, I ain't tellin you no lie. The hook brings you back, on that you can rely."
Submitted by boredasfuckyo on Thu, 12/27/2012 - 2:41am.
Did you actually look at the website of their other uuuuh "swimsuits"? 0_o
Alot of their "swimsuits" includes an "anal hook" , butt plug and various dick squeezing torture devices, also with names like "ass instructor", "cock magic bikini", "Shy slut bikini" and the "Rear assault bikini" just to name a few, how the hell can one resist?
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Good god. Ewwww! I forget whether it was this site or another one but someone said something about how everybody gets on board in support of gays campaigning for social acceptance yet become all skeevy towards accepting the smbd crowd.
I had to reply. I was like dude, you CAN'T be SERIOUS, that's just not gonna happen. Can you imagine working with someone who openly admitted being in the smbd scene? You'd be wondering all the time what they're wearing under their clothes or why do they get up and leave the room every time their SO calls them. lols
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Boredas . LMAO.. The anal hook.. You"re right.. How could one resist? Maybe our D Avi's could have a ' swimsuit ' PartAye... BTW.. Hope you are feeling better!;p
i'd say I'm surprised by this but the truth is I heard it in a song while I was sleeping upside down in my daughter's closet.- Dog
Submitted by JTROS on Thu, 12/27/2012 - 1:08am.
Ummm... I just noticed that koalaswim ad. Scary. I was like, "wtf is extreme swim sex wear? Because that looks really uncomfortable!"
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Did you actually look at the website of their other uuuuh "swimsuits"? 0_o
Alot of their "swimsuits" includes an "anal hook" , butt plug and various dick squeezing torture devices, also with names like "ass instructor", "cock magic bikini", "Shy slut bikini" and the "Rear assault bikini" just to name a few, how the hell can one resist?
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"And it don't matter who you are, if I'm doin my job, its your resolve that breaks..Cause the hook brings you back, I ain't tellin you no lie. The hook brings you back, on that you can rely."
What's up slores?
How our Tiger Lily gets it done:
http://youtu.be/IkZWr9VwWUs
I'd say I'm surprised by this but the truth is I heard it in a song while I was sleeping upside down in my daughter's closet.- Dog
Never been a fan of the tattoos near the vajeen.. But I admire her dedication to the gym.
Submitted by JTROS on Thu, 12/27/2012 - 1:23am.
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JTROS, I can absolutely guarantee you that he would think the surgery made you a sex fiend........hahaha. I'm glad all is going well. You have been in my thoughts.
@ bigbendy
You made me lol & it hurts ever so slightly to lol! I wonder if Mr. JTROS would shit himself if I ordered something from there and told him how hot it would make me if he wore it before sexytimes. Hahahahahahaha!
Submitted by JTROS on Thu, 12/27/2012 - 1:08am.
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Hey JTROS, I made all all the guys on my Christmas list happy by ordering them one..........NOT.
Ummm... I just noticed that koalaswim ad. Scary. I was like, "wtf is extreme swim sex wear? Because that looks really uncomfortable!"
Fanks horz. I'm ok, all things considered :)
Just waiting for the Oxy to kick in so the headache will lessen enough for me to fall asleep. It's wicked windy where I am tonight and it sounds like an elephant is dancing on our roof. Annoying! I'm hoping no errant tree branches wreck havoc on the house. Fingers crossed! We're renting an old shitty house that most likely needs a new roof (and gutters and windows and siding, etc.) but it would suck if any of those needed to be repaired right now. We'd have to move in with the in-laws. :0. Even though we all get along, I'd rather not live with them, yaknowwaddimean?
Submitted by JTROS on Thu, 12/27/2012 - 12:06am.
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JTROS, that's what we are here for. Vent away baba as well you should.
Submitted by JTROS on Thu, 12/27/2012 - 12:06am.
Vent away, girl. Glad you are well enough to hang with us for a while tonight.
JTROS, you cant pick your relatives girl. Sorry your dad is dicktastic. Its nice that he wants to get close to you sorry he has NO PEOPLE skills. You can always vent to us...and maybe we can put the malook on him for ya. :D
Take care.
"Let them all boil in their own hotdog juice." Deb 7/2012
Submitted by JTROS on Thu, 12/27/2012 - 12:06am.
Sorry about your Dad...what an asshole he's being right now. How are you doing otherwise?
Gotta vent a quick second:
My bio father has recently been attempting to have a relationship with me after about 2 years of little to no communication. He keeps saying how bad he feels that I have brain cancer and that he knows I'll kick ass in recovery because I'm so tough. Then he says I should look into cosmetic surgery for my nasty scar. Fuck. He's such a shallow asshole.
First, stop saying I have fucking cancer and telling your friends that I do so you can garner a little sympathy for yourself. The tumor was "benign" and I don't need radiation or chemo. Some people are actually dealing with a diagnosis of cancer and facing their own mortality. Stop putting bad vibes out in the universe! I need positive energy!
Second, why the fuck do I care about my scar?!? It's likely I'll have another surgery at some point, so why "fix" the scar? I have a bunch of scars on my body & I don't care about making them look pretty. This is my battle wound - a reminder of how lucky I really am. I should see it every time I look in the mirror!
Ack! Sorry about that. Mr. JTROS has had to listen to me vent about the above for over a week now.
Jodie's body would look better if it didn't have so many BAD tattoos, wasn't an unnatural color, & if she had on a better fitting suit. Her face is tragic :(. Poor girl really has no self-esteem. Was she abused when she was younger? I just get that sense...
I kind of want to wrap a blanket around her, give her a cup of tea & tell her to have a loved one come get her and take her somewhere safe.
She has a nice body except for the huge fake tits and the God awful tattoo's. I have a tattoo on my shoulder and it's pink so it's not as noticeable, small, and can be easily hidden. Big black tattoos all over women look so tacky.
Wasn't Buttermilk the racist little goat?? Damn, that was some funny shit. I cried when I watched it, I laughed so hard.
Submitted by Dog on Wed, 12/26/2012 - 7:04pm.
Submitted by Whamo on Wed, 12/26/2012 - 6:57pm.
@ Weezy....heee haaaw lol, that's a funny picture. I wish I had room for a donkey and a little pygmy goat like Buttermilk, thems cute little critters:)
@ Doggy....Canadians don't have accents, well if you're on the East Coast you do but other than that everyone ELSE has the accent. We sound normal:P
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I know someone from Calgary and my boss's boss's boss is from Ottawa. Accents: they have.
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I know peeps from the prairies to Quebec and there are regional differences in Canadian accents. The only ones I can't really say have an accent are the BC'ers, but it mostly bc they're just hippies and high on weed. I kid, I kid. But Canadian accents also get more pronounced depending upon how much alcohol has been consumed. LOL
If I can see your butt cheek FROM THE FRONT, you don't have enough fabric down on your coochie-place.
The tatts and the man-bod notwithstanding. Ugh.
Johnny'sGirl
Congrats on your first married Christmas! That gives me the warm fuzzies! May you have many happy years ahead!
I hope everyone else is having a peaceful and happy time!
All I could stomach (literally) today was a cup of mashed potatoes and now I am having a Cosmo. Yes, that's bad.
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Dark-sided!
Merry Christmas to all you horz!
Submitted by CashewTime. on Wed, 12/26/2012 - 8:35pm.
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I had to go Google "salt lamp" - turns out I have seen them before, they are SO PRETTY. I had no idea about the negative ion thing. Now I want one :D
Submitted by louise_brooks on Wed, 12/26/2012 - 7:50pm.
Submitted by Whamo on Wed, 12/26/2012 - 6:57pm.
Me too. I'd love a lamb.
We were at the county fair once and felt a tug at my skirt and thought it was my husband trying to get my attention. It was a baby goat trying to eat my skirt! LOL He was so cute it was hard to be mad.
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:) lol, ya there just too cute those little things,
I don't know how people could raise one or two on a little farm and then eat them when the time comes. They'd be like a pet to me and there's no way I could do that! The damn thing would be living inn my house!
Submitted by johnnysgirl on Wed, 12/26/2012 - 8:10pm.
I got a hundred bucks from an aunt an uncle, half of which I used to get a streaming video thingie for my TV so I can use it for Netflix. Which is why I've been bed for two days lol. I also got a fancy suitcase set with a gift receipt :P. Who needs a fancy ass suitcase with preppy plaid pattern? That just screams "ROB ME," especially when travelling alone. One of my best friends got me a salt lamp with a USB that hooks to electronics. So now, even when I see Shitty Perry, my mood will remain stable thanks to negative ions (I love new agey shit like this).
@UBF I think they can roll the closing costs back into the loan so you won't have any out of pocket costs.
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Submitted by CashewTime. on Wed, 12/26/2012 - 7:54pm.
Johnnysgirl,
Did you get any cool presents, besides a new hubby?
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My work got us a $200 gift card for Sur Le Table-bleh-blah whatever it's called for a wedding gift. I guess that is really cool, I should shut my fool mouth (gosh I'm gonna miss that girl, she was so funny *sigh*).
We're going to put it towards a fizzy-water maker since we drink so much of it and this will eliminate all the plastic bottles.
How boutchoo?
It's snowing like a frigging bear out there right now. I don't think I'll be going to church tonight. No ma'am.
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The more I keep coming back to this page, the more Jodi is turning me on. It's either the muscles (I do think she has a mostly nice body) or some sort of weird Stockholm syndrome.
Submitted by Whamo on Wed, 12/26/2012 - 7:44pm.
Submitted by Dog on Wed, 12/26/2012 - 7:04pm.
Submitted by Whamo on Wed, 12/26/2012 - 6:57pm.
I know someone from Calgary and my boss's boss's boss is from Ottawa. Accents: they have.
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Lol, what, I sound the same as anyone from Calgary or Ottawa. Other than the east coast we all pretty much sound the same. If you put the three of us in a room you would be able to tell who's from where. Now apparently we do say about different from some Americans but we don't say aboot like you guys say we do. We have a few words like that but when I here most American national TV news broadcasts I always thought we sound like them, just a non regional dialect.
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I bet you have an accent when you yell "Wind 'er up, darlin'!"
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Johnnysgirl,
That sucks! I couldn'timagine being at work today. My store called me because we're probably busy as hell, but I'm not checking the voicemail. Fuck them. I'm chillin in bed for the second day in a row lol. Did you get any cool presents, besides a new hubby?
Question. Did any of you horz ever refinance your home-loan ? We are trying to turn our 30 year loan into a 15 year loan. Do we have to anticipate a shitload of additional costs due at signing ? Our rate was high at the time we bought our house, but we can refinance under 3 percent , so our mortgage doesn't change much, but isn't the average due at signing like 5 percent of the mortgage ?
Submitted by Whamo on Wed, 12/26/2012 - 6:57pm.
Me too. I'd love a lamb.
We were at the county fair once and felt a tug at my skirt and thought it was my husband trying to get my attention. It was a baby goat trying to eat my skirt! LOL He was so cute it was hard to be mad.
Submitted by Dog on Wed, 12/26/2012 - 7:04pm.
Submitted by Whamo on Wed, 12/26/2012 - 6:57pm.
I know someone from Calgary and my boss's boss's boss is from Ottawa. Accents: they have.
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Lol, what, I sound the same as anyone from Calgary or Ottawa. Other than the east coast we all pretty much sound the same. If you put the three of us in a room you would be able to tell who's from where. Now apparently we do say about different from some Americans but we don't say aboot like you guys say we do. We have a few words like that but when I here most American national TV news broadcasts I always thought we sound like them, just a non regional dialect.
Hi Horz. I hope everyone had a nice Cwissmiss.
I did, but here I am back at work the next day, and to add insult to injury, I find out that my FAVORITE person here at work is quitting. I am seriously bummed. It's totally selfish, I know, I suck. But she's really cool and there aren't too many cool people here! POOP
I hadn't noticed the cameltoe until now. Is she trying to give Coco a run for her money? She will lose.
if she didnt have all those tats she wouldnt be quite so gnarly. even she has to know by now most of them are mistakes.
Kissing Ass and Cupping Balls. You're Welcome.
Submitted by Whamo on Wed, 12/26/2012 - 6:57pm.
@ Weezy....heee haaaw lol, that's a funny picture. I wish I had room for a donkey and a little pygmy goat like Buttermilk, thems cute little critters:)
@ Doggy....Canadians don't have accents, well if you're on the East Coast you do but other than that everyone ELSE has the accent. We sound normal:P
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I know someone from Calgary and my boss's boss's boss is from Ottawa. Accents: they have.
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Sven stop trolling - you're not a dlister- stop spamming. no one wants your stupid ass book.
Kissing Ass and Cupping Balls. You're Welcome.
@ Weezy....heee haaaw lol, that's a funny picture. I wish I had room for a donkey and a little pygmy goat like Buttermilk, thems cute little critters:)
@ Doggy....Canadians don't have accents, well if you're on the East Coast you do but other than that everyone ELSE has the accent. We sound normal:P
Submitted by de Cosmos on Wed, 12/26/2012 - 6:22pm.
Definitely the fakest tits ever.
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Why oh why oh why are you pissing on my world?
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Submitted by Whamo on Wed, 12/26/2012 - 6:22pm.
@ Chewy....My Christmas was nice thanks, hope yours was as well:). I have to get back into snark mode though, enough of this being nice stuff, I fooled Santa yet another years! Bawahaaaaa!
@ Doggy.....what!.. lol I was only goofing you silly, I did not have sexual relations with that doll...Ms Plastic
*said with Bill Clinton voice*
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Submitted by Whamo on Wed, 12/26/2012 - 6:37pm.
Yeah, but with brown hair. ;-)
Submitted by louise_brooks on Wed, 12/26/2012 - 5:52pm.
Submitted by annobanano on Wed, 12/26/2012 - 4:41pm.
I want a picture of Weezy grinning maniacally on the treadmill!
Hahahhhahahaha!
It looks like this....
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Weezy you look like Julia Roberts!? :)
Submitted by boredasfuckyo on Wed, 12/26/2012 - 6:21pm.
Thx!! Idk any of those people and I feel bad for Lonesome George, the very last Pinta Island tortoise.