"Remember When You Almost Killed My Ass In That Lamborghini? Ahahahahaha..."
RiRi was in Barbados a couple of days ago, but I guess that wasn't getting her enough attention, so she flew to L.A. to be a dumb whore with fellow dumb whore Chris Brown at the Lakers vs. Knicks game at the Staples Center. These STUNT QUEEN ass bitches... My thoughts and prayers are with the poor whores who waited a million hours at the concession stand to buy a foot long hot dog, were all excited about swallowing it and then lost their appetite when they sat down and watched RiRi slobber all over Fist Brown's foot long. RiRi and Chris Brown ruined a whole lot of Christmases last night.
Chronic dickmatization is a real thing when RiRi is still getting horny over a nasty motherfucker who looks like a zombi Sisquo. Chris Brown's outside now matches his inside: dead as shit. Douchebag looks like he should be hooked up to an IV drip full of Ensure. As my favorite philosopher Khia would say, "He looks like he got dat thunda lightning."
And RiRi just had to act all EXTRA for the cameras. Why couldn't a basketball go rogue and hit Fist Brown in the face? Fuck you, basketball for not doing that.
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Khia needs to come in and class up these two simple bitches.
She left Drake for this?
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I reiterate: His dick is NOT that big.
Just act like a normal jaded slut, slash his tires, and MOVE. THE. FUCK. ON. MK, 12/23/12 (SEE? We're NOT all dead! Guess it's just us sinners and sluts!)
Stupid bitch gets what she deserves. Sorry, I don't advocate violence against women, but I don't feel one damn bit sorry for her and her future injuries caused by this criminal.
Go 'head girl, go 'head, get down.
Submitted by Gardening Girl on Thu, 12/27/2012 - 12:22am.
Ahaha. That or scabies. And probably rabies.
Does he have mange?
"Let them all boil in their own hotdog juice." Deb 7/2012
i heard this song on my cardio channel on pandora. i thought it was great until i looked at my phone and it was fisty here. i was immediately embarrassed. pls dont judge me.
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"It's called a party bus! Not a punch-a-titty bus. And put your MetroCard away, Chris Brown, no such bus exists." MK
Michael K was spot on with his tags. Fist Brown is a "sucio" all right.
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Ignore them and they will go away.
Submitted by pandapants84 on Wed, 12/26/2012 - 7:39pm.
She is always like a child with him. "Nah, Nah, you don't want me to date him but I'll do what I want!" like a petulant brat. So gross.
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BYE. GOOD.
I hope he knocks her teeth out next time~that way they can have matching gold toofs.
I now understand why RiRi and Katy Perry are friends. They both have bad taste in men. Everyone knew RiRi was going back to this douchebag. She basically told the Big O that.
Submitted by Lucifer_Sam on Wed, 12/26/2012 - 12:38pm.
How ironic, as I've never seen YOU string together a coherent post on this site. Capital N for Nazi too. Fuck off.
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Oh, fuck off bitch. ;)
All of your posts are so negative and all you do is complain. Don't hate me because you are completely devoid of logic and hate life. :D
She is always like a child with him. "Nah, Nah, you don't want me to date him but I'll do what I want!" like a petulant brat. So gross.
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Faces of Meth: Chris Brown edition.
Chris Brown violated his probation and may end up in prison: http://hollywoodandswine.com/chris-brown-violates-probation-after-beatin...
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Chris Brown is uglier than a day old turd sitting in the toilet, he is just soooo nastay....he looks constantly dirty and abusive and arrogant...and for what?? She is just stupid and in love with her skank ass, I hope Jay Z dumps her from his label cause he hates Fist Brown.
I didn't go through all these comments, but surely someone mentioned his jacked as fuck teefs...
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I think they are a match made in Heaven. He's ugly and stupid and she's stupid and ugly. Perfect!
Submitted by sven e on Wed, 12/26/2012 - 3:49pm.
Reported for spamming. If your book is selling so well, why do you need to advertise it in a gossip blog, hmmm?
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There might have been a time when I would let you slip away
I wouldn't even try
But I think you could save my life
People on that dumb fly-around-with-RiRi tour pretty much said she's a narcissistic bitch who made everyone wait around for her ass. She must be completely dickmatized to keep hanging onto this ugly piece of shit because you know her handlers have been screaming at her to dump him.
I can't believe I'm saying this, but when he beat her, he was at least physically non-hideous. He looks like he lives in a box next to a dumpster now - his teeth are awful, not just the gold/rotted one but the rest of them too.
Ugh - I'm so embarrassed for her my skin is crawling. >shudder<
I can find hotter guys at the local grocery store and I bet they don't beat down their women. Rihanna can do way better than that POS.
her skin looks beautiful.
what!?! you guys covered everything else.
CB's "music" is banned in my house. Keshit is the only other "artist" to have that distinction. My kid can blast chinese opera, death metal or house music all day and i won't protest, but CB and Kesha gets the immediate plug-pull.
but yeah, RIhanna's skin looks fabulous. i don't look forward to seeing it all bruised up again.
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God don't like ugly.
Is he turning into Miley Cyrus? Same dyke-cut piss-yellow hair, same hillbilly buck teefs, same blank-eyed blow-up doll next to him…
Does Miley have any tats?
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I'm here to kick ass and drink tea. And I'm all out of tea.
the real question is why is Chris "Fisty" Brown wearing a pleather shirt?
@shade it's my new found word from the South.
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Birds of a feather.. err umm.. I mean.. CRACK/METH Heads of a feather flock together I guess. He looks near death, and she looks plain stupid! I love how he's cold playin her in the public eye, and she sits there and acts like he's sooooo in love wit her yet he spends ALOT of time with his "ex" Kae(whatever her name is) ((the much prettier one))
Stupid Puta! hahahah
Rhitard had that FOINE man Matt Kemp or whatever his name is and left him to go backwards and lower herself to that fugly chump CB.. shes the opposite of Charlie sheen.. bitch stays LOSING!! lol!
Submitted by dorian_graye on Wed, 12/26/2012 - 1:46pm.
Has anyone labeled them as the new Whitney & Bobby yet?
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No, no. The Ghetto Donny and Marie.
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I wish people would realize that tatoo's do not look good on everybody. Case in point, Fist Brown's look like shit. They remind me of those photos people take of dudes who get drunk, pass out, and then get written all over in magic marker by their friends.
Oh, and those fucking teeth!! Damn Chris. You ain't got a Dentist on call?
RiRi is a little fucked in the head and I love it! She's so hot!
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Those teefs!!!Ugh!!!
Such a beautiful woman, she could have a prince if she wanted. But she settles for someone who looks like he belongs in a horror movie.
Oh RiRi you could have anyone in this planet and you stick with this Trinidad James looking motherfucker.
The cycle of abuse is a bitch
Submitted by Girl about town on Wed, 12/26/2012 - 1:44pm.
BTW I ALWAYS thought Carrie should have married Aiden, I was 23 watching for the first time and thinking what is this bitch doing?? he was so good to her . Dummy.
I thought that, too. Carrie was a dumb ass. Aiden was hot and sweet. That combo does not come often in a man.
Great caption for this thread, MK! hahahahaha
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One thing I think you should know
I ain't gonna miss you when you go
Been down so long
I've been tossed around enough
Couldn't you just
Let me go down and do my stuff
Submitted by upstatestruggler on Wed, 12/26/2012 - 12:20pm.
Ugh. He looks like prison.
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Wow. Really great! Funny and very true.
He is heinous and she is stupid.
Submitted by Bossy on Wed, 12/26/2012 - 12:57pm.
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Excellent post.
Has anyone labeled them as the new Whitney & Bobby yet?
BTW I ALWAYS thought Carrie should have married Aiden, I was 23 watching for the first time and thinking what is this bitch doing?? he was so good to her . Dummy.
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Don't start none and the'll be none.
If no one posts about them she will drop him like a rock. Lets do it!
if he hit you once he will do it again , I come from a domestically violent home and I KNOW this .Things may go well for a while but he will snap and throw it all out the window and hit again.
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Don't start none and the'll be none.
Dang if the boy shouldn't spend money on braces instead of crack. We will be reading about both of them in the obits before too long. Sad.
Submitted by Bossy on Wed, 12/26/2012 - 11:54am.
So many women believe in the SATC Carrie type relationship promoted everywhere: the guy isn't really an asshole, he's just unable to completely articulate his love for you because he's a guy.
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Oh hell yes. Women unfortunately will make up all kinds of delusions and excuses for unloving relationships. And not just with men, I've seen some major delusional thinking in lesbian relationships. And worse, sometimes not only is the guy a major asshole, but he really doesn't care about your ass either! Take Chris Brown and Riri here. Her body language is smothering, and his body is saying "ok bitch, I like you but don't get too excited." She's trying to recreate the feeling they had when they were together, pre-beatdown. But the thrill is gone for Fisty. You notice she even has the same look/hairdo she had when they were a couple? I do pity her, but not too much because she's obviously trying to stick it to Chris' other girl, Karrueche.
he does have some meth face going on....
Hekki nailed it:
He looks like a decroded gay hustler. I'm sorry, but all I see is someone who hangs out on the docks by the West Side Highway suckin' it for crack money.
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I know lots of people are all "she gets what she deserves" but like many victims of abuse, I have no doubt she is scrambled in the brains. Returning to the abuser is classic. For a beautiful girl, her self esteem is in the gutter...otherwise she wouldn't be with someone a) who beat the shit out of her and b) looks like someone who spends their days "suckin' it for crack money"
OMG you can totally tell he's already bored with her ass (of course, i don't think they ever really broke up) and it'll only be a short time before she shows up somewhere with a mystery bruise....
sad
These two suck.
Submitted by Hekki on Wed, 12/26/2012 - 11:44am.
And who's gonna want her after he's done with her
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Submitted by Honeybadger on Wed, 12/26/2012 - 12:17pm.
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Submitted by TheBreakdown on Wed, 12/26/2012 - 11:01am.
Rihanna is now trickin' it with the diseased?
Lawd...
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You mean D-E-C-E-A-S-E-D, not D-I-S-E-A-S-E-D.
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Both can apply to Chris Brown!
Are there really girls out there that look at this picture and "swoon" for this guy? Really?!!
Bless their hearts, but I think they deserve each other...
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Is he a meth addict? He looks sick to me.