Hot Slut Of The Day!
Precious from Passions
Fuck Downton Abbey. If you really want to see critically acclaimed, riveting, classy drama all you needed to do was watch Passions, one of the greatest TV shows of all time and it’s TRUE star was Precious the orangutan!
Precious was a nurse hired by Beth (remember when she dressed as a clown and kept Sheridan trapped in a pit?) to care for her mother, and bitch was too cheap to get a human so she got a monkey instead. Precious quickly fell in love with the stunning Luis Lopez-Fitzgerald (yes, that was his name) and kept having romantic fantasies about him, as seen in this beautiful montage when Precious was being taken to jail!
Passions was particularly hot because they fucking submitted the monkey for a Daytime Emmy. Bitch didn’t win, which was a shame because she was better than half the cast.
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Timmy & Tabitha 5ever
LMFAO! OMFG I LOVED PASSIONS. I used to watch it at 3am when I was 18 and had no life. They dragged that Luis and Sheridan thing out for way too long! Remember when they did all those episodes dedicated to them in past lives and they where on the titanic and they pretty much just ripped off the whole movie TITANIC. Ugh, I couldn't look away. and she fell off the boat and had amnesia and she was on that island for fucking EVER. I could talk about passions all day long.
Awww, I miss that show so much! I was so sad when they cancelled it. Nothing will ever compare. Tabitha and Timmy forever!! Lol.
Oy, that hot bitch hugging the HSOTD. I would. Multiple times.
Passions was my show. I was so pissed when they cancelled it for another hour of the Today Show. The story lines were so out there and ridiculous and just when you thought shit couldn't get more stupid, it did.
loved this ridiculous black witch magic with the sidekick midget foolery. and then there was Chastity. no other soap compared!
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And just so all you Jenaloonies and Brangeloonies know I would read JA's biography if I found it at the dollar store, too. - PrettyHateMachine
mmmhmmmm... I wannna fuck Luis too. get outta my way monkey.
I had almost forgotten about Precious, but I'll never forget Timmy and Tabitha! Oh that show was so wonderful and so awful. I wish it would come out on Netflix so I could relive the magic.
BEST EPISODE EVER!
Passions was the best. Days of our Lives, followed by Passions = a day in paradise. Timmy was the man (RIP).
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Submitted by P.T.Bull on Tue, 09/25/2012 - 10:33pm.
"This bitch is crazier than a pillowcase full of clear-level scientologist possums."
Passions was the shit! I loved the gate to hell being in Charity's closet! Also when Simone's sis thought she was boning her bro, so she joined a convent and spent all day flogging herself until her back was all open wounds.... Also the blackmailing hermaphrodite rapist. And Sirenn the jealous mermaid. Let's all drink Timmytinis!
"This world is a whore."
The ONLY soap story line I remember is back in high school when on "The Young and the Restless" when the original old bitch Mrs. Chancellor was newly married to some young blonde himbo who plotted with his young villainess lover Jill to have Mrs. Chancellor die in a fire after they put her into a nursing home but that wasn't Mrs. Chancellor's scorched body wearing her jewelry, it was her roommate who was wearing her stuff! (They didn't have dental records or smart coroners in the 70s). Mrs. Chancellor got wind of the plot and spent a couple weeks or so "haunting" them by popping out of shadows and their closet and stuff. Everyone was watching it.
I never watched this jewel, but I remember the creepy doll. I am not too crazy about primates. Never was, but that story of the woman who had her face ripped off by a chimp sealed it for me.
If we're talking Passions insanity, the conversation pretty much begins and ends with Timmy and Tabitha. My mother and I *still* say the "Timmy loves Tabitha" line to each other in Timmy's creepy lisp.
Exhibit A: http://media.photobucket.com/image/recent/LilSxyBoy09/TabithaandTimmy.jp...
This used to be my show back in high school! It was so bad and campy, it was good. My friends and I were obsessed with Jesse Metcalf's character,Miguel. Theresa was the ultimate creeper, that b*tch stayed schemin' to get him.
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"I was half a virgin when I met him!"
-Mean Girl,Regina George
Omg is all of this true plot-wise?
How do the actors not feel like complete idiots sharing lines with an ape?
LAHOMO LOVES TO SHIT SLIMY DICK JIZZ OUT OF HIS SWOLLEN BUTTHOLE.
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Submitted by stinkbutt on Mon, 03/29/2010 - 5:47pm.
suckandfuck, do us all a favor, and hang yourself. Oh, and your parents should be shot for raising a disgusting pig like yourself.
And I thought "Dark Shadows" cornered the market on far-fetched storylines!
...aw now I wish I woulda watched more of this hot mess of a daytime drama back in the day...
...I thought the whole doll coming to life thing was brilliant, but...a lovelorn monkey?!! wow they threw everything including the kitchen sink into this mix at one time or another...
...all it needed was for Aunt Liz from Another World to swoop in on her broom...
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=2JhC7h1JPIk
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...'Sometimes the road less traveled is less traveled for a reason '...
Lahoma, I had totally forgotten about Passions! LMAO. Precious was awesome.
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That's scary. If an ape creature gets sexually fixated on a human. Especially big ones like this orangutan or a gorilla. They're strong and can't be reasoned with.