Open Post: Hosted By A Guess Who?
I'll give you three guesses:
1. Even when I tell you this trick's name, your brain will still burp up a question mark wrapped in a question mark wrapped in a HUH? wrapped in a question mark.
2. The guy at the deli who makes you an everything bagel with extra cream cheese every morning is more internationally famous than this ho.
3. Don't let those smooth, supple ass cheeks fool you. It's not Steven Tyler.
This is Claudia Galanti. I know, I could've said "this is Nobody McWho?" and you would have the same response. Claudia Galanti is some Italian showgirl/glamour model type and here she is in Miami, trying to get some paparazzi attention by dry humping her husband on the beach. I guess, Claudia figured that the paparazzi got tired of taking pictures of her ten mile-wide plastic titties, so she gave them shots of her nalgas instead.
The way she's fame whoring hard for the camera... bitch is practically American now! She totally earned a Visa.
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Submitted by M.E. on Thu, 12/27/2012 - 1:46pm.
Dog, we got the gift of the Omaha steaks too. But luckily we'll have the room for them.
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I'm sorry you're sick and get why you went to work, and I don't care if you infect co-workers. But why did you come HERE and possibly infect US? First MK hates on us yesterday by posting three skank posts in a row and now you come in all sickly? What'd we do to you, M.E.? I ask you, where is the love???
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Dog, we got the gift of the Omaha steaks too. But luckily we'll have the room for them.
Hai horz. I'm sick. Like SICK. Forced myself to go to work because I had to. Going to the dr. later today. MIL has the pnuemonia. Sending BH to the dr. today too, he's still not better. I can't catch my breath when I cough, everything hurts. UGH! This sucks.
Hope everyone had a great Christmas and family drama was kept to a minimum! ♥
Bossy, we'd have to have every Dlister over for dins to put a dent in this. I know I shouldn't complain. I just don't have the room.
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Bossy, LOL at the driver getting to know you! That's awesome!
Yeah, you know where I'm coming from. Small ass apartments. And ours isnt' THAT small, but there are five people living here -- with too much stuff.
And I have my OWN issues with getting rid of things. Nothing on the scale of "Hoarders", but I definitely have anxiety about throwing/giving things away.
I think mom and sis enjoy the buying and then then they can absolve themselves, like "See? I can give things away!" and "I'm buying this for HEKKI, not myself" and "Now it's not my clutter anymore". Meanwhile, it's MY problem. Like we're their cure or something.
@Dog, umm I'll take those steaks off your hands. Hmm, wouldn't have thought steaks were a bad gift--once you eat them the storage problem is solved. Just have a dinner party.
She has Amy Winehouse's physique, and we all know what that bitch was on ;o
I think when I have children I'm going to allow them one chest of toys per kid. That's it. If they want/get new things they have to select toys from the chest to donate so that there is room. It just seems kids have SOOOOOO many toys these days and they only play with a couple of them.
My nieces and nephews get so many toys and I understand why people like to give them toys: kids light up, the person then sees that innocent joy and feels great. But I know they don't really need another toy so I always send a cute outfit or two for birthdays. Kids grow out of clothing quickly so I figure it will be of use for a couple of months and then hopefully the parents give away the clothes.
Hekki,
I'm drowning as well. My problem is my own, though. I keep everything of my kid's. My parents tossed out all of our childhood things and it made us so sad. I have a house and an attic, so everything goes up there with the stupid idea that I can pass the toys and books down to my kids when they have their own. Ugh!
Beat face, bad boob job, stick legs with ugly husband to boot, her ass is nice but that is it...and she is a model???? Please just another skinny hooker
A friend just sent us a HUGE shipment of Omaha Steaks. My upstairs freezer is packed and the one downstairs is not empty enough to hold all this stuff. Why can't people just send gift cards?
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@Hekki, hahaha I live in Manhattan also and I get where you're coming from. My mother also likes to buy and send me things but there's only so much closet space in a Manhattan apartment. She's definitely not as extreme as your family though (probably only ~7 articles of clothing in a year) so I feel kind of bad for you. I feel like through the years I've become less and less absorbed with buying stuff. In college we had a bus that took us to the mall, the driver knew me so well he invited me for Thanksgiving dinner with his family. It hasn't been very long since then but these days I don't feel the need to buy something every weekend. Whenever I visit my mom though she likes to go shopping together, I think it's a way of bonding. A pricey and possibly cluttering way of bonding.
Hekki- it sounds more like a storage issue then a hoarder issue. We live in a small condo, too, and finally told people no more gifts. If they really, really wanted to give us something, then just a gift card. I know that is much harder when you have kids.
I try and go through once every year and do a huge purge. If I haven't used/wore it in a year and it gets donated.
Submitted by ba-buttons on Thu, 12/27/2012 - 12:42pm.
ba-buttons would. She has to be in her thirties but has the bod of an 18 yr old. Yum.
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Dog loves ba-buttons but let's face it. Ba-buttons would fuck a goat if her tongue was long enough and he didn't have to buy her dinner.
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Random vent: I wish facebook had a , "You are more pretentious then Goopy Paltrow" button.
average plastic looking woman. nothing to make me look twice. fake.fake.fake. and ordinary!
*whips condom wrapper out of bathrobe pocket* --"WE need to talk..." Richie during the out of control summer of 2005
Since it's OP, I want to discuss hoarding.
We are drowning in STUFF. It's hard enough as it is, keeping the clutter at bay, when I have a mother and sister who are constantly unloading shit onto us. But now, after the BAGS and BAGS of Christmas swag, it's out of control. There is shit everywhere and there's nowhere to put the new stuff.
My mother and sister are both shopaholics who like to send/bring bags of stuff to us. It comes from a place of generosity and love, but I feel like there's a lot of emotional sickness. They just completely overdo it and we have a small 2 bedroom apartment in Manhattan. My mother keeps passive-aggressively saying "You need a house" and I say "NO. I need less stuff coming through my front door". And she laughs and sends more.
It's wrong to even entertain the thought, but I wish a hurricane or flood or fire or robbers would come take all this SHIT away from us so I could start from scratch.
According to Wikipedia she's from Paraguay and hosted 3 Italian tv shows nobody saw, and has two kids, one was born in 2011 and the other one in June 2012. How it's possible to be so scary skinny in 5 months after the delivery is beyond me.
Submitted by Deb on Thu, 12/27/2012 - 1:09pm.
Submitted by louise_brooks on Thu, 12/27/2012 - 12:57pm.
1981 my ass. 1971 is more like it.
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louise, it's got to be your ass. Claudia here hasn't got one~!
LMAO!! She has no waist either.
Ewww
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Submitted by louise_brooks on Thu, 12/27/2012 - 12:57pm.
1981 my ass. 1971 is more like it.
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louise, it's got to be your ass. Claudia here hasn't got one~!
Seriously, I can't look upon this RuPaul's Drag Race contestant any longer.
"JUST SMILE LIKE A NORMAL FUCKED UP PERSON."
Charles Manson
In picture #8 she looks just like Rachel Uchitel
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Not jealous. She's too skinny.
Submitted by Doll-Parts on Thu, 12/27/2012 - 12:49pm.
Titties are so lovely. Small, big, pointy, round, wonky, saggy, perkly.... Just let titties live in peace and STOP with the frankentits already!!
I'm not sure what gets more ridicule on Dlisted, overtly fake breasts or saggy breasts. I remember there was a picture of Rihanna on a cover and she was braless--just wearing a jacket over her breasts and showing some side boob. EVERYONE was ripping on her for having saggy breasts and honestly, I think it probably had more to do with the shape of her breasts than actual sag. She looked fine but the comments were endless.
That's annoying. Her tits are fine. Natural tits hang unless they are teeny or very young. Not down to the waist, hopfilly, but torpedoes they are not
"This world is a whore."
I live in Italy and I've never heard of this Claudia bitch before.
Submitted by vsminimoose on Thu, 12/27/2012 - 12:54pm.
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"present yourself like a mandrill" lmao
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*tosses a bag of hot dicks into Jeanneee's trough* BON APPETIT BITCH! - Raul Duke, 1/26/11
She's earned something for humping on that double neck and six 6 foot, but lord, her body is horrendous.
1981 my ass. 1971 is more like it.
When will these simple bitches learn that it's a million times more sexy to rock a body like that and be ladylike and not present yourself like a mandrill every time a camera or a hot guy walks by.
A woman in a pencil skirt and a blouse with a few buttons undone is way hotter than this trashy whore bending over to show the world what she has.
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Did anyone order me a plain cheese?
Waaah, she's built like a boy with bolt-ons. The cut-offs only complete the 12 yo tranny look. Nasty.
Italian Wikipedia says she's from Paraguay and was born in 1981.
I believe the Paraguay part.
Submitted by JTROS on Thu, 12/27/2012 - 12:49pm.
She has the bod of a 12 year old boy
And the knees and sun-battered hide of a 92 year old man.
Those have to be ass implants. She has the body of a starvation victim, and them those weird, low-riding bulbous nalgas. GROSS.
"Every time an asshole signs off with 'love and light,' hate and darkness eats a kitten." -MK
Fake and ugly. What a combination.
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My brain is confused by her body. She has the bod of a 12 year old boy, with bolt on boobies & butt implants. So strange. Her face looks kind of pretty, but will soon be hideous from all of the tanning she apparently does.
Christ, I need a nap now from trying to figure this trick out. Too much work for my brain.
(My initial thought was Falcor...seems like something she would do. But Eddie's kids weren't there watching uncomfortably so that should've been my first clue it wasn't her.)
Needs a "gross" tag.
Titties are so lovely. Small, big, pointy, round, wonky, saggy, perkly.... Just let titties live in peace and STOP with the frankentits already!!
"This world is a whore."
No idea who this person is, but that perv over at The Superficial loves to post pictures of her, which means the paps are taking them. I guess that means she's noteworthy in some respect?
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*tosses a bag of hot dicks into Jeanneee's trough* BON APPETIT BITCH! - Raul Duke, 1/26/11
Submitted by Deb on Thu, 12/27/2012 - 12:40pm.
Submitted by Hekki on Thu, 12/27/2012 - 12:38pm.
Deb: Right? I'm still giggling at it! His feet might be smaller than hers, even.
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Hekki, are we sure that they're not lying on top of a baby? ;)
LMAO!!!
ba-buttons would. She has to be in her thirties but has the bod of an 18 yr old. Yum.
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Submitted by jazzfish_77 on Thu, 01/19/2012 - 11:56am.
Liver spotted hand
Groping while I cry inside
Merit badge and meth
You could drive a truck between the bolt-on titties.
Nice comment - her tan is a pretty brown shade.
Submitted by Hekki on Thu, 12/27/2012 - 12:38pm.
Deb: Right? I'm still giggling at it! His feet might be smaller than hers, even.
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Hekki, are we sure that they're not lying on top of a baby? ;)
"JUST SMILE LIKE A NORMAL FUCKED UP PERSON."
Charles Manson
Deb: Right? I'm still giggling at it! His feet might be smaller than hers, even.
She looks like George Clooney's ex, Elisabetta "Cannabis": trashy and italian. Just royal italian trash.
How are you going to fight for some dick if you don't even know whether or not the dick is good? The dick might not even be worth getting into a Rock-Paper-Scissors fight over, let alone a fist fight. - MK
louise & hekki - OMG, the feet! And considering with forshortening, they probably look bigger than they are! How does dude stand up on those things?
"JUST SMILE LIKE A NORMAL FUCKED UP PERSON."
Charles Manson
I've recently seen a few pictures on celebrity blogs of Kimora Lee Simmons (did she keep the last name?) and she actually looks very good now that she's dropped a few pounds. She always appeared tall but now her legs go for miles. I didn't think she looked awful before but I didn't think she had it in her to look so lean. I should have known better given her tiny ankles. People with tiny ankles and tiny wrists tend to have a small frame and have it in them to look lean and really good at a lower weight. When bigger frame people lose too much weight though it can look awkward.
Submitted by Hekki on Thu, 12/27/2012 - 12:11pm.
Hahahahhaa! You're welcome. ;-)
I've seen mummies with nicer asses. Another anorexic with bolt-ons. ZZZZZZZzzzzzz.
"JUST SMILE LIKE A NORMAL FUCKED UP PERSON."
Charles Manson
Submitted by Hekki on Thu, 12/27/2012 - 12:10pm.
Stop trying to make this Giganti chick happen. I keep seeing her name pop up for absolutely no reason. Who does her PR? They're getting their money's worth.
And she's built like a boy. Something nice: She has beautiful skin.
Beautiful skin that's already significantly damaged by the sun. She's got the start of cancerland between those two grapefruits. I guess she's a Miami beach gold digging fixture. I think the dude is just a millionaire boyfriend/baby daddy...for now.