Thursday, December 27th 2012

Open Post: Hosted By A Guess Who?

I'll give you three guesses:

1. Even when I tell you this trick's name, your brain will still burp up a question mark wrapped in a question mark wrapped in a HUH? wrapped in a question mark.

2. The guy at the deli who makes you an everything bagel with extra cream cheese every morning is more internationally famous than this ho.

3. Don't let those smooth, supple ass cheeks fool you. It's not Steven Tyler.

This is Claudia Galanti. I know, I could've said "this is Nobody McWho?" and you would have the same response. Claudia Galanti is some Italian showgirl/glamour model type and here she is in Miami, trying to get some paparazzi attention by dry humping her husband on the beach. I guess, Claudia figured that the paparazzi got tired of taking pictures of her ten mile-wide plastic titties, so she gave them shots of her nalgas instead.

The way she's fame whoring hard for the camera... bitch is practically American now! She totally earned a Visa.

Posted by: Michael K


Thamar's picture

. Did someone tell her she was hot? They lied!

Rosemary Young's picture

I miss DL's "Who Cares? News" section.

Hekki's picture

*screams* Aaaaahhhh, Louise, you made me look at his tiny little feet. And I can't stop laughing.

Hekki's picture

Stop trying to make this Giganti chick happen. I keep seeing her name pop up for absolutely no reason. Who does her PR? They're getting their money's worth.

And she's built like a boy. Something nice: She has beautiful skin.

louise_brooks's picture

The cut of those bikini bottoms are horrible and you would think women would realize how unflattering they are. They make the ass look very low and deformed.

Her husband is gross. He has weirdly small feet and looks like he'd own a very shady discount electronics store where nothing comes in boxes or with instructions.

Dog's picture

Oh look. Yet another attention whore.

*yawn*

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Saphris's picture

Was gonna guess LeAnn Rimes.
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letinstar's picture

i know you say this isn't steven tyler, but that fourth thumbnail is ST realness...

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Lucifer_Sam's picture

Janice Dickinson?