Nick Stahl Busted For Whacking Off In A Porn Store
Besides the dismay I take away from this item about a once successful actor disintegrating publicly, I am also filled with disbelief. Nick Stahl got busted interfering with himself in a porn store and don't these people have laptops, cable, DVDs, fuck - some old VHS tapes and a ratchety VCR?!? Even crackheads who've sold a baby so they can score have a ratchety VCR. You can't sell a ratchety VCR for drug money!
TMZ sez that police were doing a routine check of an adult video place when they found Nick handling his business in a booth to a video. The official description of the arrest was that he was committing a "lewd act." He was cited and released a couple of hours later. TMZ has the sad ass video of a sheepish Nick leaving the police station and walking off into the dark. Rose didn't come to pick him up! Guess she's over trying to locate his ass?
This past summer, Nick kept hiding from her (and their kid) in LA's Skid Row section. He later entered rehab but then skipped out and vanished again. If she does want to find him, at least she knows that she can check the booths over at Amazing Video.
The same cop who busted Fred Willard for yanking at that porn theater arrested Nick. He's like a crusader against celebrities snapping the carrot in public. Fred gets a pass because he's elderly, probably doesn't know about technology, and like a pervy male version of Betty White. But what's wrong with a 30-something dude WILLINGLY getting into an enclosed space where 1000s of other guys have come to fruition? He didn't sit down, did he? There isn't a wire brush in existence to scrub that feeling off you. Someone buy Nick a subcription to Streamate (girl, that commercial has cum geysers during primetime television).
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It's sad to see the disintegration of a VERY talented young man. Sadder still that people think it's funny. I'm a big fan of his work, and I really hope he survives intact.
Submitted by Mani6 on Sat, 12/29/2012 - 4:12pm.
So you can't jerk off in a jerk off booth watching jerk off movies in a shop that sells jerk off movies.
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Is that a rhetorical question or do you really need to know? :P
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So you can't jerk off in a jerk off booth watching jerk off movies in a shop that sells jerk off movies.
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Why do they even have those booths anymore? Adam & Eve sell Dvds for great prices. my husband's collection is ridiculous large. I will give people the damned things!
"You can go a long way with a smile. You can go a lot farther with a smile and a gun" -Al Capone
Kids, I’m going to cry not fair. What’s the point of viewing booths if collective heroes like Chi Chi can’t simply relieve themselves and enjoy the heightened affairs taking place there in front of him and the deep recesses of his mind? Isn’t that what booths are there for in the first place? Are we all going to pretend that all people do in such areas is nothing but just view the good shit without committing to the good shit?
Poor Chi Chi...
http://scallywagandvagabond.com/2012/12/oh-really-nick-stahl-busted-mast...
If you are in a closed booth on private property, how is that considered unlawful if the owners don't press charges? That makes no sense and L.A. cops certainly should have more to do than send undercover police into places like that. I feel so sorry for this guy. I hope it doesn't effect him too greatly. Poor guy can't catch a break.
Any of us would probably be pathetically lost if our last important role was as a radioactive yellow pedophile who had his nuts ripped off by Bruce Willis TWICE.
Submitted by Craigypants on Fri, 12/28/2012 - 11:34pm.
Well, if California cops did their jobs instead of looking for random masturbators, they might have to do things like put Lindsay Lohan in jail.
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L.A. Cops really have nothing better to do than patrol porn theaters for people doing what people do in porn theaters? That's fucking ridiculous. And I honestly feel sorry for Nick Stahl. I loved him in Carnivale. The guy has obviously hit rock bottom. I hope he doesn't wind up dead. He probably needs a full year of rehab.
No wonder California is broke if their cops are going around arresting people for just whacking of in private.Haven't they got better shit to do than this, I guess nick is so fucked up he can't even use a computer, sometimes in the dark you can't tell a crackie. Any hole is a goal.
I remember when he went missing earlier this year, and idiots kept saying that his ex-wife/baby-mama was only pretending to look for him because she wanted attention.
Apparently the idiots believed this because sycophants claiming to be his "friends" spread this rumor around the internet (probably twitter).
I guess this arrest (he was probably trying to prostitute himself for drug money) had to happen for people to get it that Stahl really does need help. I hope his family and wife try to reach out to him again, and if news of that hits the press, I hope morons don't try to play it off like those trying to help him are doing it for attention.
I felt the need to write this because of J Harvey's comment about his wife not looking for him anymore. If she isn't, maybe it's because all the bullshit rumors from the last time she tried to help him make her wary of attempting to help him again.
I know that everyone here loves gossip, and expressing an opinion from work/the comfort of home; sometimes I feel, though, like people talk too much shit, just so they can have something to say, and over look that a person's life is involved. Granted, there are genuine attention whores out there, and not all situations are this serious...but really. A known drug addict goes missing, his wife files a police report, and somehow SHE'S the attention whore? SMDH.
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Who is he?
Does it look like I've given up the meth?
Tevness.
I thought hard core druggies didn't have much of a sex drive. Unless he's gay for pay to pay for drugs. Sad. Who would want that job as a cop? You have to go after down and outs perving in public.
Do the world a favor and shut up and bleed.
He was in a porn theater. What do you think guys do while they're in there; admire the "film's" production value? Maybe critique the "leading lady" on her talent?
Don't most men go to these kind of places to jack off? As long as they clean it up with a sanitizing wipe after who cares?
Well atleast we know he's not dead.......
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More normalizing of porn. As well as proof that it fucks you up.
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Submitted by Darknight on Fri, 11/09/2012 - 4:27pm.
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It is time for Nick's lawyer to implement the Pee Wee Herman Defense.
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How is it public lewdness if he was inside a sex store, inside a booth?
Isn't that what those gross booths are for?
He may have been arrested for jerking off in a porn booth, but I'm a whore who knows how these things work and he was NOT there to just jerk off. the vice squad visits these places because of sexual activity. Guys go there to meet other guys for sex. He may have showed his cock to the undercover cop to entice him into the booth, he may even have been hustling. some of these booths have glory holes, some have partitions that slide open. Curious, SUPPOSEDLY straight guys love these places to get a quick BJ.
No matter what the reason, you would still think the cops have better things to do.
All vice cops go to Hell.
And I thought he had hit rock bottom by hanging out on Skid Row of all places.. wait..nope, nothing tops that mess. I've seen people shitting on the streets there- literally ON the pavement, bare ass in the wind n all. That area is no joke!
"Snapping the carrot"?
hhahhahahha
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Fakers are everywhere: http://tinyurl.com/2764l4z
I have no idea who this guy is I can't get past his greasy, unwashed hair with the chunks of dandruff.
If he was in a booth, can't he do that there?
I mean, what offense is he doing?
He's private, discreet... this is unfair!
Jacking off is not criminal...
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Submitted by Gardening Girl on Fri, 12/28/2012 - 3:38pm.
Ok, the cop sounds like the kind of kinko who gets his kicks perving on some dude squeezing the weasle...fuck off!
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In the cops defense I'm sure he's on a morality vice squad and the only thing he does is go after sex offenses. Having said that WTF is this dude doing whacking it in a freakin porn booth? I wouldn't even stand in one of those things never mind whack in it.
The bottom line is NEVER whack off in public even if it's private public.
...when cops start going after stuff like this with (relatively) high profile individuals you just know they're trying to take attention away from all the stuff they should be doing but aren't, and are doing but shouldn't...
...please there are unsolved heinous crimes begging investigation...go after the real criminals ya mofo...
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So they arrest Nick Stahl for doing his business in an appropriate location? Nice to know L.A. is crime free.
Ok, the cop sounds like the kind of kinko who gets his kicks perving on some dude squeezing the weasle...fuck off! If the door is closed then IT IS NOT PUBLIC!!!
"Let them all boil in their own hotdog juice." Deb 7/2012
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...poor Nick...he's really hit rock bottom...
...people have come back from worse than this...he just needs a good rehab program and to stick to it...
...he's talented and seems like a nice kid...hope he makes it back...
...wow the role of John Conner didn't do anything good for this guy or Eddie Furlong....
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Submitted by Hekki on Fri, 12/28/2012 - 2:15pm.
Also I'm giving that cop the side-eye. He's a perv.
Right? Something in his milk ain't clean.
Submitted by Hekki on Fri, 12/28/2012 - 2:15pm.
Also I'm giving that cop the side-eye. He's a perv
Me Too! What is with that cop???? Can't think too much about this post. Too much stuff in a booth. Gag. GG, hand me that clorox.
Submitted by Jeanneee on Fri, 12/28/2012 - 1:34pm.
I'm always confused when I hear about people getting arrested for watching porn in a porn both in a porn store. Is that not what those booths are for? Why are they allowed to have them if what people are going in there to do is a criminal offense?
Zackly. I guess you can't outlaw booths but you could punish the operators for allowing supposably illegal acts? Just as you could if a strip club were a front for prostitution or drugs or something.
I'm curious as to how they know what someone is doing in a booth. I'm assuming they're in a booth, alone, with a door closed. If that's the case, do the police just bust on in? Or is this all out in the open or what?
Pardon my ignorance but who is this pimply-faced perv? No wait, that was a rhetorical question because I DO NOT CARE.
Submitted by Jeanneee on Fri, 12/28/2012 - 1:34pm.
I'm always confused when I hear about people getting arrested for watching porn in a porn both in a porn store. Is that not what those booths are for? Why are they allowed to have them if what people are going in there to do is a criminal offense?
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I suspect that the booths operate in much the same grey area that "escort agencies" do. The agencies often get away with it by claiming they just bring people together, and if they happen to have sex, then that's independent of the fees. Hey presto, no more prostitution!
So maybe the porn stores claim First Ammendment rights on the porn, and claim ig'nance on what people are doing there. It's just a booth in their porn shop; they can't help if people use it for dirty purposes. You can't ban shops from having booths, and you can't (well, technically you could, but it would be a nightmare) prove that the shops (1) know and (2) set it up for the purpose.
So the police are left to go after the people using the booths for what everyone knows, but cannot prove in a court of law without massive legal wranglings, is exactly the intended purpose. Ideally, of course, they'd leave them alone, but there are issues of public decency, public health and the worry that it would attract predators. Plus, it gets the conviction/plea bargain rate up.
"where1000s of other guys have come to fruition"
LOL!
Man, skid row is some hardcore shit. Very, very sad. And I doubt he can afford internet.
I wonder if his hands were sticky?
His decline is really sad. I expect the next story about him to be his obit.
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Also I'm giving that cop the side-eye. He's a perv.
Submitted by vsminimoose on Fri, 12/28/2012 - 2:05pm.
This cop is obviously a total pussy and afraid of doing real police work so he decides to browse safe, cushy porn shops and arrest people doing stuff that you're basically supposed to be doing in those kinds of places.
What a pathetic fuck that cop is.
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Agree. Mistah Copper probably has a big ole' tent pitched in his pants when he catches these guys with the goods in hand*. I bet you he watches for a little while first too - just, you know, so he can be sure they're breaking the law.
*Weeping while I write that as I picture Fred Willard fapping.
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Apparently, the reason men jerk off in those booths instead of in the comfort of their own homes is the possibility of, ahem, encountering other men who want to jerk off. And apparently this does not make them "gay", ahem.
Men are such horny pigs, honestly.
Oh my! He's looking very focused in that pic. Did the camera catch him in flagrante delicto?
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In America you can buy a machine gun on every street corner but God forbid you should be caught getting off in public!
Submitted by SANS FARDS on Fri, 12/28/2012 - 2:02pm.
Just go to Pornhub in the privacy of your own home.
He doesn't get internet in his cardboard box by the roadside :(
This cop is obviously a total pussy and afraid of doing real police work so he decides to browse safe, cushy porn shops and arrest people doing stuff that you're basically supposed to be doing in those kinds of places.
What a pathetic fuck that cop is.
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Did anyone order me a plain cheese?
Dumbass! Just go to Pornhub in the privacy of your own home.
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Submitted by P.T.Bull on Tue, 09/25/2012 - 10:33pm.
"This bitch is crazier than a pillowcase full of clear-level scientologist possums."
I still don't get why he was arrested.. he was alone.. and that's what those booths are for! Jizzz.