Another Baby For Matthew McConaughey And Camila Alves (UPDATE)
It was a bittersweet day for Matthew McConaughey on Friday. It was sweet, because his wife Camila Alves birthed out their third kid together. It was bitter, because he couldn't pass around pink or blue joints since he's only nibbling on leaves and drinking cups of cold air to play Ron Woodruff. Matthew busted out a smiley face while making his baby samba out of Camila's cooch by playing her baby bump like a bongo drum, but then he quickly busted out a frowny face when he realized that he can't take a congratulatory puff from his favorite bong.
The Texas T-Rex hasn't said anything about his third kid on Twitter, yet, but sources tell People that Camila gave birth in Austin, TX on Friday. People's source needs to be a better source, because they don't know if Camila had a boy or a girl and they don't know the kid's name. Useless source!
Matthew and Camila's 3-year-old daughter is named Vida and their 4-year-old son is named Levi, so I hope they did the right thing by naming their new kid Loca. If you put a little chili on your tongue and say the names Levi, Vida and Loca really fast, it sort of sounds like Livin' La Vida Loca!
UPDATE: Matthew and Camila had a boy and they didn't name his ass Loca. If Matthew didn't temporarily break up with his bong to starve his way to an Oscar, he totally would've named him Loca. They named him Livingston instead. BOO!
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Another one already! What's the rush?
The first two look like her, hopefully the next one will take a little more after him.
He has not gotten better looking with age. He's fug
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why is his face so long?
how many feet longer is matthew's face than camilla's? someone needs to get those numbers, stat.
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but, then again, what do i know?
Submitted by Mrs Patrick Campbell on Sun, 12/30/2012 - 6:27am.
Ususally when a hot white guy gets together with a fish of a different race.....there is a tinymeat problem.
HAHAHA. What? Granted, here there might be a tinyarm problem.
I'm crossing my fingers that it's just this photo, but his face looks unusually long, while hers looks quite short. Opposites do attract! Lovely!
I watched Killer Joe the other night. If you want to see a complete head spin of a movie involving trailer parks in Texas, impressively hairy vagina, fried chicken being used inappropriately, and some spectacular face bashing, then this is the movie for you!
I don't mind either of them but there was a Blind Item maybe some months ago about how both of them have major coke problems. Hers is worse.
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Submitted by P.T.Bull on Tue, 09/25/2012 - 10:33pm.
"This bitch is crazier than a pillowcase full of clear-level scientologist possums."
Ususally when a hot white guy gets together with a fish of a different race.....there is a tinymeat problem.
U weren't far off! livingston levida... loca...?
Submitted by Lucifer_Sam on Sat, 12/29/2012 - 9:22pm.
Lol, I saw this thread on my phone. In this picture, now that I'm on the computer, I agree with you. But only in this one!
Congrats Camilla! Can you imagine how generous her alimony and child support is gonna be now? Three already!
I'm pretty sure that somewhere in Austin, Lance is a mess, curled in fetal position on the floor and bawling like a baby non-stop, thinking of the times he almost felt embraced by T-rex's arms.
Lance could take losing the 7 Tour De France titles, but he'll never get over losing his partner in bromance.
Overpopulating the world with fug, the McConaugheys.
Submitted by winniwins on Sat, 12/29/2012 - 10:30pm.
Herve Leger bandage dresses can go away now.
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Ugh. If I see one more person in one I'll light them on fire. They're so played out that every person in one looks like a cheap hooker.
And they named the boy LIVINGSTON. I like it. And it could be worse.
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Herve Leger bandage dresses can go away now.
Good for them.
I find her rather rough-looking. *shrug*
Dp
Baby news is sooooo boring. But she's quite the eye candy, so at least we get that.
so...it's true smoking weed, while playing the bongos naked make you fertile?
good to know...
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I give her a year until she is pregnant again.
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Submitted by iloveloureed on Sat, 12/29/2012 - 5:50pm.
Congrats are in order? I think the world is way overpopulated
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Totally AGREE.
-btw, great avatar (and username) mr/ms iloveloureed. <3 Andy Warhol
she is beautiful. him, not so much. he never rang mah bell anyway.
She looks like a man, baby.
Hope the kids have longer arms!
Coma Caca!
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La vida Loca! Ahahhahahaa
Loca is completely appropriate in a city whose slogan is "Keep Austin Weird". I'd kill for a burger from Phil's right about now.
Yummy ...... Or some flap jacks and cheese dip from Kerbey Lane!
Lol to Loca. Alright alright alright.
their kids are gonna have strange shaped heads
Did they really name the baby loca ? It's a joke right I hope ?
"If it were socially acceptable I would esconce myself in velvet. " George Costanza
Submitted by RandéSleepover on Sat, 12/29/2012 - 5:58pm.
I'm not upset :) No worries. I thought someone was making fun of me because I defended her. After today's thread though I am done doing that!!!
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Submitted by MissJaneTexas on Sat, 12/29/2012 - 5:52pm.
Nooooooooooo!! Wasn't directed at you! Someone on the Les Miz thread called Anne Hathaway that and I thought it was funny. (She's the old bank biddy in Beverly Hillbillies.)
Dint mean to upset you, k??
Submitted by RandéSleepover on Sat, 12/29/2012 - 5:36pm.
Is that cause I like her and asked why people hated her? that's pretty lame.
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Congrats are in order? I think the world is way overpopulated....
Let's see you top that weight loss, Miss Jane Hathaway. (Credit to whoever named her that.)
Congrats to them! I'll bet their kids are beautiful, especially if they have their mama's arms.
"JUST SMILE LIKE A NORMAL FUCKED UP PERSON."
Charles Manson
She used to have a sick body. Oh, and her boobs. Did she have implants and now removed them?
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I like to smile, smiling's my favorite! : )
The poster formerly known as SnowOwl, formerly known as Nightowl!
Wowee! She's a stunner.
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Is it wrong that I was thinking the same thing? Levi, Vida, Loca! It's perfect!
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I've ever thought he was all that either.
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I like to smile, smiling's my favorite! : )
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There was a brief time, maybe back in the mid-nineties when I thought he was a teeny bit hot. I have since recovered.
"It was bitter, because he couldn't pass around pink or blue joints since he's only nibbling on leaves and drinking cups of cold air to play Ron Woodruff..."
Just for clarification MK, he already filmed his 'needs to look like death stuff,' and has regained some weight. I think I read that they filmed his scenes in reverse, so he could go back to eating whatever hippie type dudes eat.
She is really pretty.
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I'll bet, since they're doing the 2 year spacing, that they'll be having at least one more.
Three's enough, T-Rex!