Saturday, December 29th 2012

Phantom Of WTF

Well, at least Kim Kartrashian isn't the only one who Kanye covers in thirty layers of fuckery. Kanye does it to himself too. During his show at Revel in Atlantic City last night, Kanye West wore two Maison Martin Margiela masks: a rhinestone one that made him look like Liberace as a dom top and a feather one that made him look like Yeti sperm. I'm guessing that Khloe Kardashian wasn't in the audience, because if she was, she would've charged the stage, tackled Kanye took the ground, sunk her teeth into the back of his neck and dragged him up into her lair in the hills to mate with him while the other Yetis howled around them.

Kanye's rhinestone mask IS the look, but that feather mask is very "owl with a mullet wearing its communion suit" or "preacher eagle." Below is a clip from Rolling Stone of Kanye performing while looking like a bunch of doves crashed into his face (homage to Fabio?) . Why isn't anybody in the audience throwing bird seed at Kanye's ass?

This is what it looks like when doves cum all over Kanye's face. But seriously, I need to stop the hate. Seeing Kanye with a face full of feathers and a face full of rhinestones is much better than seeing Kanye's bare face. So what I'm saying is that bitch has never looked hotter.

(Pics via Complex)

Posted by: Michael K


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Submitted by mike on Sat, 12/29/2012 - 4:46pm.

Off topic: I've come to the conclusion that i'm too old to stay out very late two nights in a row, especially when I'm out of town (I don't sleep well).

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Lol. I do remember, and I'm remembering actually not getting more than 2 hours and getting up, going to work, going out again, rinse and repeat, for a week and still being fine.

That's the only part of my 20's and early 30's I miss. My body's age. ;-)

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Submitted by Gardening Girl on Sat, 12/29/2012 - 4:41pm.

I forgot that his mom died after getting her ass illegally lipod.

All that money, and she still went cheap.

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She's responsible for his ego. She brought him up to believe he was better than everyone else and that he didn't have to play by anyone's rules but his own.

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she went cheap because the legit ones said, "no ma'am"

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Submitted by MissJaneTexas on Sat, 12/29/2012 - 4:27pm.
Sad thing is he is actually talented. He has just become a clown. I think he lost his shit when his mom died.

Yep. I never liked his stuff, but he did have a lot of talent. He's become a caricature of himself.

Off topic: I've come to the conclusion that i'm too old to stay out very late two nights in a row, especially when I'm out of town (I don't sleep well).

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I forgot that his mom died after getting her ass illegally lipod.

All that money, and she still went cheap.

"Let them all boil in their own hotdog juice." Deb 7/2012

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I want this fool to be dropped off in Carson, in this lame getup, and be made to walk home.

"Let them all boil in their own hotdog juice." Deb 7/2012

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Sad thing is he is actually talented. He has just become a clown. I think he lost his shit when his mom died.

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Self-involved asshole. However, if he'd like to go through a Michael Jackson and keep masks on for the next couple of decades, I'd approve.

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Once again he demonstrates he's just a clown.

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BUT WHAT DOES IT ALL MEAN??!

Camel toes, yetis, back fat rolls, scottish kilts? Its a mystery wrapped in an enigma. *intrigued*

Or maybe he's just trolling.

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I think I saw this Star Trek episode.
Love the "Why So Edgy?" tag!

"JUST SMILE LIKE A NORMAL FUCKED UP PERSON."
Charles Manson

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Dear Kanye:

You should know that no amount of costume changes will disguise the fact that you have zero talent. This is a lesson Gaga and Katy Perry and Rihanna all need to learn as well.

xoxox,
Everyone But A Kardashian

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