Adam Lambert Throws Shade At "Les Miz"
She's really bringing that direct-to-dvd Disney villainess thing to life, huh? Adam Lambert saw Miserable Lesbians, was dismayed by the singing, and sauntered onto Twitter to let them have it, hunty. Fuck, this blog is starting to become DLesMized. Blame her.
'Les Mis: Visually impressive w great Emotional performances. But the score suffered massively with great actors PRETENDING to be singers. It's an opera. Hollywoods movie musicals treat the singing as the last priority. (Dreamgirls was good).'
Wise choice not coming for Beyonce. She would simply whisper into Blue Ivy's ear, BIC's eyes would turn pure white, and all of Lambert's M.A.C. products would spontaneously combust.
Lambert went on to say that he thought Anne Hathaway was great, though. Sweet Jesus, do NOT give that bitch any more lube.
"One more clarification: DO go see it for Anne Hathaways performance. It's was breathtaking."
It's heartening to find someone else whose grammar is worse than mine. Not by much. This bitch is pressed because he wanted to play the emaciated French hooker. He had a whole glittery ragamuffin costume made for the audition, and a daring makeup scheme devised complete with a "starvation" smokey eye. Gritty but still glamorous. Then he found out he'd have to shave his head. Ain't nobody touchin' Miz Adam's mop.
The only exposure I've actually had to Adam Lambert performing was this rendition of Johnny Cash's "Ring of Fire" when he was on Idol. Girl, he made it into a sultry Middle Eastern-themed gay bar torch song about looking for a Q-tip to soothe his inflamed-with-passion asshole. It sounds like it would have added some much needed flair to Les Miz, so it's a shame they didn't go with a "real" singer.