Afternoon Crumbs
Victoria Silvstedt is not only a gold digging goddess of pristine elegance, but she's a connoisseur of fine literature too - Hollywood Tuna
Sydney is now fresh out of blonde models, because Leonardo DiCatchAHo ordered all of them for the yacht party he threw with Jonah Hill - Lainey Gossip
The 2012 In 4 Minutes video made my eyes have a seizure and now sketti sauce is leaking from my sockets - Towleroad
Rita Whora is in Dubai, celebrating the fact that she's no longer riding Rob Kardashian's whack dick and therefore doesn't have to listen to Kim Kardashian constantly barf at the mouth about her Kimye fetus - Drunken Stepfather
Megan Fox isn't working out her body yet, but she's seriously working out her mouth by running it every time someone sticks a recording device in front of her - ICYDK
You won't see ScarJo with beyond massive pregnant chichis anytime soon - Celebitchy
I think I'd rather see Papa Joe Simpson in that same bikini - Popoholic
Jill Martin is in a bikini if that's what you need to see today - IDLYITW
There's other fish in the sea and Poseidon's son will fuck them all now that he's single - Just Jared
That hair and those acid wash jeans tell me that Tacky Pataky needs less Miley in her life - Popsugar
Trace Cyrus figures that if The Hoff can become the toast of Germany, so can he and he's starting by entertaining the masses in the subway - OMG Blog
Even Lady CaCa knows that her crazed Little Monsters need massive amounts of therapy - I'm Not Obsessed
When Xtina stole Raven's wig and smuggled a fully stocked booze and baked potato bar into the AMAs - The Superficial
This is like Richard Gere's version of Playboy - Cityrag
Why oh why didn't those glasses malfunction and combust when they had the chance? - Hollywood Rag
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Submitted by Stan Hooper on Mon, 12/31/2012 - 5:05pm.
That 50 shades of shit was boring. I am not a fan. Only got to page 100+ when I started to yawn.
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You should have gotten an audible of gilbert gottfried reading it you....
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=5K1RcKJVbHA
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"And it don't matter who you are, if I'm doin my job, its your resolve that breaks..Cause the hook brings you back, I ain't tellin you no lie. The hook brings you back, on that you can rely."
Submitted by Twat Muffin on Mon, 12/31/2012 - 4:12pm.
lislop --Jonah Hill needs a real wake up call. He should also realize that if he is getting laid at all, he's only getting laid because he's rich & famous. He is one of the ugliest & most repugnant beings I've ever seen, and has a personality to match. I've never been in Dan Tana's, but I've been by there a million times; it doesn't look like much from the outside. I didn't know it was still that much of a celebrity hot spot; I guess it still is. If he wasn't so ugly maybe they'd let him in.
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LMAO! Twatty, tell us how you really feel. Anyway, I agree with you. He's not the ugliest, but his body and his attitude sure leaves a HELL of A LOT to be desired.
Xtina in that main pic on The Superficial looks like Mom from Futurama when Mom is wearing her fat suit.
I've been to a Mets game. Kudos to your MIL. Although I couldn't bring myself to bring a Chanel bag to a sporting event (assuming I ever own one). You can't put a bag on the floor, especially Chanel. That would make me cry.
Submitted by Twat Muffin on Mon, 12/31/2012 - 4:12pm.
lislop -- Jonah Hill needs a real wake up call. He should also realize that if he is getting laid at all, he's only getting laid because he's rich & famous. He is one of the ugliest & most repugnant beings I've ever seen, and has a personality to match. I've never been in Dan Tana's, but I've been by there a million times; it doesn't look like much from the outside. I didn't know it was still that much of a celebrity hot spot; I guess it still is. If he wasn't so ugly maybe they'd let him in.
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I find Jonah Hill funny but a few years ago, I read his Rolling Stone interview. Ugh, he was insufferable. He has a huge chip on his shoulder and kept talking about how he wasn't popular in high school but they're all jealous now because he's a successful actor, blah blah blah. I'll watch his movies but I'd rather die than spend time with him as a person.
" Your mind will answer most questions if you learn to relax and wait for the answer"..William S. Burroughs
this aging prostitute...
That 50 shades of shit was boring. I am not a fan. Only got to page 100+ when I started to yawn.
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Brevity may be the soul of wit, but to twit without wit is soulless -- Johanne Savoie
Ugh 2012 sucked. That video was depressing as shit.
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Pushy, it's a love/hate thing. She sure is a character.
ETA: I DVR'd "Storage Wars" to see what Barry's mom is like. I'd have to say she's like Jack Donaghy's mother...
Hekki, "Even my MIL doesn't carry her good bag to the beach, and this is a woman who wore pantyhose and a Chanel bag to a Mets game."
I don't know if I'd want your MIL for a MIL but I gotta say, some times, the way you describe her cracks me up.
Ever see Storage Wars? Barry's MOM. That's who your MIL reminds me of.
lislop -- Jonah Hill needs a real wake up call. He should also realize that if he is getting laid at all, he's only getting laid because he's rich & famous. He is one of the ugliest & most repugnant beings I've ever seen, and has a personality to match. I've never been in Dan Tana's, but I've been by there a million times; it doesn't look like much from the outside. I didn't know it was still that much of a celebrity hot spot; I guess it still is. If he wasn't so ugly maybe they'd let him in.
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"I'm from Chicago, bitch!"
"LEAVE THE COUNTRY BEARS ALLLLLOOONEEEE!!!!"
-- christine the hoff
Watch it Jonah - you are packing on some holiday weight there.
Persistent Cat & Hekki -- I wouldn't be caught dead bringing a designer purse to the beach or pool. Sand or water destroying my precious purse? Ain't going to happen! Old Silvstedt over there looks like an old hooker. Her skin looks like something off of Popeye's extra crispy menu.
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"I'm from Chicago, bitch!"
"LEAVE THE COUNTRY BEARS ALLLLLOOONEEEE!!!!"
-- christine the hoff
Scarlett Johansson doesn't need to get married or have any kids. She's got the LIFE.
She's not the best model, though. She looks self-conscious and stiff in that spread.
Submitted by Orangina on Mon, 12/31/2012 - 3:43pm.
I hate how Lainey goes off on random tangents that have nothing to do with the picture. It's Leo and Jonah on a boat and she's like "I bet Jonah Hill is gonna write a tell all book about what it's like to be in Leo's inner circle! Blah blah blah, something about some Capote guy!"
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I know what you mean. There is also a lot of assumed and presumed knowledge. I don't know who half the people are that she's talking about and she gives no context. Like right now on her site there is something about Naomi Watts maybe getting an oscar nom, but she doesn't say for what movie. ugh! Her contributors are the worst at that. No, I have a life and shouldn't have to do background research to understand your posts.
Submitted by Persistent Cat: "Who brings those purses near water? Bitches, that's who."
Oooh, I was gonna say that, too! The best bag to bring is one of those string bags that French housewives use. They expand to hold a fuckton of towels and gear and the sand shakes out of them on the way to the car. That's assuming that one is actually going to the beach to have a good time, swimming and building sand castles.
If you're going to the beach to find new clients, I guess you need to advertise your status. In which case, you are also sporting full makeup and jewelry and hair.
Even my MIL doesn't carry her good bag to the beach, and this is a woman who wore pantyhose and a Chanel bag to a Mets game.
I think Leo gets a good laugh out of being known here as DiCatchaHO.
Enjoyed reading Lainey's reveal about Jonah Hill using the "Do you know who I am" line at Dan Tanas. What an ass.
I hate how Lainey goes off on random tangents that have nothing to do with the picture. It's Leo and Jonah on a boat and she's like "I bet Jonah Hill is gonna write a tell all book about what it's like to be in Leo's inner circle! Blah blah blah, something about some Capote guy!"
i say Victoria has a copy of the latest "Archie Comics" inside that there book, who's with me?
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"I could listen to a babbling brook,
and hear a song that I could understand.
I keep wishing it could be that way.
Because my world would be a Wonderland."
Is it a coincidence that Silvstedt is on a blog with the word "tuna" in its name? I think not, ladies and gents.
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Who brings those purses near water? Bitches, that's who.
That poor pony! JF, when will assholes realize animals are NOT props or accessories or objects of entertainment????? ASSHOLES!
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Is Xtina wearing a frigging bustle??? I LOVE that gown but not on her.
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I like me some Megan Fox. Saw her in 'this is 40' and she was funny and held her own. Her comment wasn't even bad. People just look for reasons to hate her.