Lindsay Lohan Won't Let A Little Tag Like "Groupie" Stop Her From Stalking The Wanted
We all know that Lindsay Lohan has no shame, no pride, and not one fuck to give (LIES!!! - Lindsay's johns). We were all wondering why her broke ass stowed away on a plane to London as Jay Harvey reported yesterday (no we weren't, but just go with it). So it's no surprise that even after Max George from the Wanted called her a groupie, and even though she said her ass was staying home and baking cookies for New Year's Eve, Crushable says they can guess why: to continue following the band around like a mangy kitchen ass fur wearing puppy dog. LiLo, the Unwanted. No, I'm sure she's in London to entertain the royals at their request. HAHAAHAHA I crack myself up.
So much for impressing the judge in her probation violation case or club slap down case or whichever charge she's facing this time by NOT partying like a rock star. Well, I guess the Wanted aren't real rock stars, so it doesn't count. She's just partying like a blip on the music screen, so it's okay. Plus, she consulted her Magic 8 Ball, asked it if Max really loved her, and it responded "HELL NO" so she took that as a maybe. Then she smoked it.
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I think tonight we're gonna break out the "Just Dance 3" on the Wii and have some fun!
Submitted by M.E. on Mon, 12/31/2012 - 5:23pm.
So, she was all dressed up in a mini and fur coat to go out to "dinner with friends" but returned in spandex, an oversized shirt and some dudes coat, looking drunker than a skunk? Yeah, someone just serviced a John.
LOL. As long as she stays in this evening.
She looks like hot shit. Like "people of Walmart I shit my sweatpants and now its running down my leg for the world to see" hot shit.
Come on, bitchy bitch, time to big it up. Best get busy dictating a memo to the fuck-ups department of your cranial brainial, because if not, you're through. Your 1am TMZ pieces will be getting their asses kicked to the bottom of the page by kunty kow every day until everybody forgets your shenanigans and you end up doing bjs full time.
Submitted by RandéSleepover on Mon, 12/31/2012 - 4:57pm.
It was connected to the Dorchester's laptop.
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LOL... perfect!
Submitted by kikichanelconspiracy on Mon, 12/31/2012 - 5:26pm.
Jesus. I can't decide what looks worse - her hair or her face.
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Well, both are fake as shit, so...
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She looks close to death... I wonder if she will make it through 2013.
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Maybe she'll drink enough vodka tonight and suffocate in her own puke.
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Submitted by Doll-Parts on Mon, 12/31/2012 - 5:09pm.
I hope Lindsay robs a bank , Frances Bean confesses to her dad's murder, Whitney Houston rises from the grave, and the Olsens do porn together in 2014. ANYthing but Kash Kowye for 2014!
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Jesus. I can't decide what looks worse - her hair or her face.
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It hurts because you let your black heart beat for an asshole who can't even send you a "P.S. I'm about to fuck a hole that doesn't belong to you" text before fucking said hole that doesn't belong to you.
So, she was all dressed up in a mini and fur coat to go out to "dinner with friends" but returned in spandex, an oversized shirt and some dudes coat, looking drunker than a skunk? Yeah, someone just serviced a John.
Talk about granny sex...she's nothing but a lying sack of tits.
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The hands on the guy she's with are revolting.
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Then she smoked it. LMAO. it probly does have that menthol taste she loves..
Submitted by Dog on Mon, 12/31/2012 - 5:10pm.
Submitted by mike on Mon, 12/31/2012 - 5:08pm.
Anyone else getting hungry for lobster?
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Crab.
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ZING!
"This world is a whore."
Submitted by Dog on Mon, 12/31/2012 - 5:08pm.
Submitted by Devil Kitten on Mon, 12/31/2012 - 5:06pm.
Oh my, here's the latest direct from London:
http://www.dailymail.co.uk/tvshowbiz/article-2255419/From-vamp-tramp-Lin...
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Ummm wow! Did you see her stomach in that white dress? She looks like she's hiding a watermelon under there. And what on earth is up with the homeless outfit?
*cackle* The Mail has probably designated an entire team of journos and photogs to follow her around to capture the inevitable melt down.
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Submitted by Doll-Parts on Mon, 12/31/2012 - 5:05pm.
Orange you glad she's not in the US?
LOL!!
She and Pete Doherty should have a baby.
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Submitted by mike on Mon, 12/31/2012 - 5:08pm.
Anyone else getting hungry for lobster?
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Crab.
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I hope Lindsay robs a bank , Frances Bean confesses to her dad's murder, Whitney Houston rises from the grave, and the Olsens do porn together in 2014. ANYthing but Kash Kowye for 2014!
"This world is a whore."
Anyone else getting hungry for lobster?
This is the third fur coat I've seen her in, in as many days. Did she moonlight as a coat check at some establishment and make off with a few coats?
Submitted by Devil Kitten on Mon, 12/31/2012 - 5:06pm.
Oh my, here's the latest direct from London:
http://www.dailymail.co.uk/tvshowbiz/article-2255419/From-vamp-tramp-Lin...
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OMG, bitch is so hammered she can't even focus!!!
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Maybe tonight she'll get her hands on some of the bad shit, and finally OD for good.
Oh my, here's the latest direct from London:
http://www.dailymail.co.uk/tvshowbiz/article-2255419/From-vamp-tramp-Lin...
Orange you glad she's not in the US?
"This world is a whore."
I hope she goes cray cray in London. I need some gossip that's not kuntrashian related.
Submitted by Twat Muffin on Mon, 12/31/2012 - 5:02pm.
joe shmoe -- yeah, right? First Hathaway, now this twat. My blood pressure can only take so much in one day.
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*giving Twatty a neck rub*
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joe shmoe -- yeah, right? First Hathaway, now this twat. My blood pressure can only take so much in one day.
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"I'm from Chicago, bitch!"
"LEAVE THE COUNTRY BEARS ALLLLLOOONEEEE!!!!"
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What time is it in Blighty? She should be all tucked up in bed by now with a nice cup of hot cocoa.
*searching the skies for pigs flying*
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holy crap that's alotta orange.
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They should kick her out of the plane as it flies over Dublin, she can parachute down to the one place on planet earth where she can fit in and appear normal.
Submitted by fauve on Mon, 12/31/2012 - 4:54pm.
Ewww... gross. That cord she's holding must be the portable IV crack drip for her hotel room later.
It was connected to the Dorchester's laptop.
Ewww... gross. That cord she's holding must be the portable IV crack drip for her hotel room later.
Is that the same hooker jacket Jamie Lee Curtis wore in Trading Places?
She looks terrible.
Submitted by Twat Muffin on Mon, 12/31/2012 - 4:47pm.
I heard she's staying at the Dorchester. Who is she fucking to get the bucks to stay there? Fucking ugly, smelly, diseased piece of shit.
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Hahaha...don't hold back Twatty. Tell us how you really feel. :P
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On her way to jump start a car I see. And she'll blame the black guy behind her.
*checking the Mail for sudden crime spree in London*
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I heard she's staying at the Dorchester. Who is she fucking to get the bucks to stay there? Fucking ugly, smelly, diseased piece of shit.
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"LEAVE THE COUNTRY BEARS ALLLLLOOONEEEE!!!!"
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Nice orange hair. And I like how she filled the gaps in her brows with a burned-orange crayon.
Submitted by M.E. on Mon, 12/31/2012 - 4:40pm.
Wait, ZThe Wanted aren't even IN London?
BWAAAAAAAAAAAAAAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA!!!!!!!
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Nope. Enn Why Cee.
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Well, there's something you don't see every day. Whose toilet seat cover got sacrificed to make that jacket?
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Wait, ZThe Wanted aren't even IN London?
BWAAAAAAAAAAAAAAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA!!!!!!!
No mention of the stunning side-eye behind Blohan in that pic?
She's a disgusting looking whore...
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She's looking more and more like Wynonna Judd.
Is this a new picture? Wow, she looks like SHIT!
She even has a bodyguard. Or pimp.
Hey Sweetas! The Wanted are in NYC and I think even oblivious BloHan would know that...
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Her hair and skin match!
*dies*
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