Afternoon Crumbs

When my landlord opens my door for my family, because they haven't heard from me in days, they'll find me shivering with fear while scratching at my eyeballs with one hand and using my other hand to point at this picture of Madge doing the tango with Valentino on New Year's Eve - Lainey Gossip

STUNTS: RiRi and Fist Brown are still pulling 'em - The Superficial

But what does Aunt Bunny have to say about this?! - Towleroad

Guess who's in a bikini again? You screamed out "JOANNA KRUPA!" before your eyeballs finished reading that last sentence, right? - Hollywood Tuna

I'm not sure what this says about me, but I'd totally let ginger Rosie O'Donnell stick the tip in - The Berry

JWoww's ass cheeks look like they're trying to escape from her body - Drunken Stepfather

I think I've spent less energy on desperately looking for peen on Craigslist than Anne Hathaway has on trying to get that Oscar and that's saying everything - Celebitchy

Who cares about Jenna Deawn and Channing Tatum, is that fat Marky Mark lounging behind them? - Popoholic

Slow clap to Kris Allen for tweeting the making of his first born and his almost death, while pimping out Ford at the same time - Just Jared

Nothing says "Happy New Year" like using the REDRUM Instagram filter on a picture of your tits, obviously - IDLYITW

Oh, don't mind Jennifer Lawrence, she's just eating a daisy on Vanity Fair - ICYDK

"Captain, stop the ship! I spot a Laxativos Store over there!" - LeAnn Rimes - Popsugar

Psy is retiring Gangnam Style....until he has to extend his 15 minutes in America by bringing it out again. So basically, until next week - SOW

My New Year's resolution is to stop hitting play on videos that have the words "Brown" and "Twerk" in the title - Videogum

The only thing I've learned from Royce Reed's Twitter rant is that she can tweet and stand in line at the unemployment office at the same time - Crunk + Disorderly

Nicole Minetti does the Jessica Alba - Hollywood Rag

Goldie Hawn serves up some more "Peg from Lady and the Tramp" drunkness - Cityrag

The first and last time I'll ever type these words: Ke$ha's pussy looks so fresh - I'm Not Obsessed

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Afternoon Crumbs

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Submitted by TexnDoc on Thu, 01/03/2013 - 12:01am.

Jennifer Lawrence is only 22 and has an Oscar nomination for Best Actress already behind her doesn't she. She's got to make White Oprah burn. Hah.

Submitted by Daniee on Wed, 01/02/2013 - 9:31pm.

I'd totally get baked with Goldie Hawn.

Submitted by TheJackson4 on Wed, 01/02/2013 - 9:06pm.

J-Woww's Pontoon boobs don't match her 45 year old cottage cheese ass.

Submitted by SANS FARDS on Wed, 01/02/2013 - 8:49pm.

Submitted by Aphid on Wed, 01/02/2013 - 6:42pm.
I've only heard that Gangnam Style song twice by accident. (it was playing in the store I was in) and I already fucking hate it and am sick of it. It's the soundtrack to my nightmares.

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Submitted by Kisa on Wed, 01/02/2013 - 8:16pm.
Goldie can hang on to decorum and literally exit the vehicle blinded by all her hair covering her eyes at the age of 67 yet that vapid narc Fantine is still going on & on & 0000000n dry begging for an Oscar nom in Harpers bazaar with her wonky eye d cover. Yeah Anne at age 30 you should know to wear panties and get yourself out of a limo sober in a floor length gown FFS. Be more like Goldie she is a TRIP !
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Submitted by kikichanelconspiracy on Wed, 01/02/2013 - 8:36pm.

"ohh shit, I really thought that Valentino was Jermaine Jackson!!"

I thought Valentino was DeWight from the Real Housewives of Atlanta and Madge was Brandi Glanville. After a quick second look, I realized it was Madge, but I still didn't make Valentino until I read the caption. So I was even more bewildered when I first saw the picture.

"'ll always have a spot for Madonna in my heart. The Love/Hate spot. Because she was so goddamn kickass. But I would never want to come face to face with her."

Hekki - I respect her too. She's a pioneer for female pop performers and no one can take that away from her. I'll always respect her for getting away from that abusive fuck Sean Penn. I'm sure she's difficult, but whatever, she's Madonna.
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Submitted by Possum on Wed, 01/02/2013 - 7:51pm.

Ugh, Goldie Hawn is just washed-up trash!

Submitted by WinterOwl22 on Wed, 01/02/2013 - 7:04pm.

LeAnn looks so much better. And her bikini is cute, I'm a sucker for fringe. ; >

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Submitted by suckandfuck on Wed, 01/02/2013 - 6:44pm.

Annie Goolahie could stumble out of a limo wearing nothing but bacon panties and she would still be a hot fuck

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Submitted by stinkbutt on Mon, 03/29/2010 - 5:47pm.
suckandfuck, do us all a favor, and hang yourself. Oh, and your parents should be shot for raising a disgusting pig like yourself.

Submitted by Kisa on Wed, 01/02/2013 - 6:42pm.

"If it were socially acceptable I would esconce myself in velvet. " George Costanza

Submitted by Kisa on Wed, 01/02/2013 - 6:46pm.

Goldie can hang on to decorum and literally exit the vehicle blinded by all her hair covering her eyes at the age of 67 yet that vapid narc Fantine is still going on & on & 0000000n dry begging for an Oscar nom in Harpers bazaar with her wonky eye d cover. Yeah Anne at age 30 you should know to wear panties and get yourself out of a limo sober in a floor length gown FFS. Be more like Goldie she is a TRIP !

Mjt -she's a real PUTA of Miami too ;)

"If it were socially acceptable I would esconce myself in velvet. " George Costanza

Submitted by MissJaneTexas on Wed, 01/02/2013 - 6:28pm.

Submitted by louise_brooks on Wed, 01/02/2013 - 6:15pm

She is a Real Housewife of Miami. And she is AWFUL.

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Submitted by heima on Wed, 01/02/2013 - 6:29pm.

What's the chance to be killed by a crocodile in Miami, on the beach? Because you know, since every Italian "model" (aka whore) apparently are spending the holidays down there, one can only wish...

Submitted by Bossy on Wed, 01/02/2013 - 5:40pm.

Submitted by Lrose on Wed, 01/02/2013 - 5:52pm.

Can someone please explain to me what the hell is going on with jwowws ass cheeks???!

I'm grossed out with myself for even looking into this. Anyway, it's not her butt cheek, it's just the lining of her dress. You can see the same lining on her arm. All you see in the picture is very upper thigh and dress lining.

Submitted by Im the Mary on Wed, 01/02/2013 - 5:26pm.

Goldie Hawn is so cute. Such a fun, silly drunk. Madonna is relentless in keeping it tight.

Submitted by Aphid on Wed, 01/02/2013 - 5:12pm.

I've only heard that Gangnam Style song twice by accident. (it was playing in the store I was in) and I already fucking hate it and am sick of it. It's the soundtrack to my nightmares.

Submitted by sinjin on Wed, 01/02/2013 - 5:09pm.

LOL @ Jennifer Lawrence putting her hand up to Bill Maher's face upon spotting Merle Streep "Not now Bill."

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Submitted by winniwins: Valentino and Madge? I thought it was Johnny Mathis and Brandy Glanville.
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Submitted by louise_brooks on Wed, 01/02/2013 - 4:45pm.

What does Joanna Krupa do except wandering the earth in a bikini? Seriously, why is she always on gossip sites? Was she a Real Housewife or something?

Submitted by Foxxy Brown on Wed, 01/02/2013 - 4:38pm.

this should be a "caption this," and seejaneclick should win. lmfao!!

"Voodoo is forgetting who's the john and who's the whore." MK, 3/20/12

Submitted by WithinReason... on Wed, 01/02/2013 - 4:35pm.

Is that Swifty dancing with Valentino? That girl looks so young and fresh. Both of them do. Who said Donatella and Lady Caca are the prettiest flowers in the garden? Pfffshawwwww LOL

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Submitted by Hekki on Wed, 01/02/2013 - 4:33pm.

AAAAAAAAAHHHHH! (scream of horror)

That photo is so creepy. Like a still from AHS. Jeeesus H!!

I'll always have a spot for Madonna in my heart. The Love/Hate spot. Because she was so goddamn kickass. But I would never want to come face to face with her.

Submitted by SANS FARDS on Wed, 01/02/2013 - 4:31pm.

Submitted by Whamo on Wed, 01/02/2013 - 5:13pm.
PSY will be a one hit wonder because it will be impossible to to write another tune that is even remotely close to what GS did. People are sick of the song and sick of him as well. I'll be amazed if he has another in America anyway.

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Gangnam Style is one of the better one hit wonders out there. I can think of many that are a million times worse....the "Blue" song, William Hung, Vanilla Ice....

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Submitted by P.T.Bull on Tue, 09/25/2012 - 10:33pm.

"This bitch is crazier than a pillowcase full of clear-level scientologist possums."

Submitted by MissJaneTexas on Wed, 01/02/2013 - 4:24pm.

Submitted by Lrose on Wed, 01/02/2013 - 5:52pm.

I refuse to click on that drunken stepfather site - gross. BUT, Jwoww has looked like crap the last few times I have seen pics of her. She is always an orange mess but has always been fit. I think she might be preggers?

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Submitted by Trixster on Wed, 01/02/2013 - 4:23pm.

I thought that was Harry Belafonte in that picture with Madge. LOL.

Submitted by Lrose on Wed, 01/02/2013 - 4:22pm.

Can someone please explain to me what the hell is going on with jwowws ass cheeks???!

Submitted by Esteem on Wed, 01/02/2013 - 4:11pm.

Lol at the drunk Goldie Hawn. She's still adorable, even drunk off her ass. And a note to the trashy young twats, THIS is how you get in/out of a car and not show your vag to everyone, even while drunk.

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Submitted by mefunigirl on Wed, 01/02/2013 - 5:08pm.

Submitted by can be a pushy broad on Wed, 01/02/2013 - 5:15pm.
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Yep. Madge refuses to age gracefully. All her money and fans, yet she's still an angry bitch. I mean, she makes Anne Hathaway sufferable.

can be - I'd love to get my lids did too! Just a smidge....

"JUST SMILE LIKE A NORMAL FUCKED UP PERSON."
Charles Manson

Submitted by Lisbet459 on Wed, 01/02/2013 - 4:04pm.

Didn't Ann Hathaway have all the photo evidence of her partying bought up and destroyed? Or something?

Anyway, she's really over doing her Oscar whoring. At this point, I want her to be bad, just so she has no chance and looks even more ridiculous.

Submitted by JoRN on Wed, 01/02/2013 - 4:03pm.

Give it up LeeAnn. Go make some music. Twisted Angel was a pretty decent cd by the way.

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Submitted by fredfred on Wed, 01/02/2013 - 5:19pm.

i used to love madonna. LOVE! pre-madge and all her stupid not-aging-gracefully-faux-british-chip-on-shoulder-crap. she was awesome when i was a young girl. always an idol for me. i continue to be bewildered at how far beyond the shark she has actually jumped. sads.
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I so wanted to look like her, circa the "American Pie" and "Beautiful Strangers" videos. Not that they were good songs, of course. But she looked so strong, and curvy, with great boobs. This was before she looked all stringy and awful.

She should just do the classics. Accept that she's retro and old and just appreciate her fans. Give up on the youngsters, and they might give the same grudging, hipster-y respect they give to Mick Jagger.

Submitted by MissJaneTexas on Wed, 01/02/2013 - 3:59pm.

Joanna Krupa is so gorgeous. But man is she vile and nasty.

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Submitted by Parablesower on Wed, 01/02/2013 - 3:51pm.

At first glance, I thought it was Muhammad Ali and Kate Winslet!

Submitted by fredfred on Wed, 01/02/2013 - 3:49pm.

however, riri is so beyond sad it pains me to even consider that any young girl sees her dumbass and still considers her cool. so painful to watch. painful.

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Submitted by seejaneclick on Wed, 01/02/2013 - 3:46pm.

Look it's Count Chocula and Cruella DeVille!

Submitted by can be a pushy broad on Wed, 01/02/2013 - 3:45pm.

One thing about Vadge---she can dance. IMO
better dancer than a "singer."

Deb, I think you are right. Dang, I'm a little jealous. I'd love to do my lids. Just a General Anest. problem. Don't want Mr. to have to say
"oh, my wife died having her eyelids done"

Submitted by winniwins on Wed, 01/02/2013 - 3:44pm.

Valentino and Madge? I thought it was Johnny Mathis and Brandy Glanville.

Submitted by Nanners on Wed, 01/02/2013 - 3:43pm.

First thought: Which black man is that?

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Submitted by Whamo on Wed, 01/02/2013 - 3:43pm.

PSY will be a one hit wonder because it will be impossible to to write another tune that is even remotely close to what GS did. People are sick of the song and sick of him as well. I'll be amazed if he has another in America anyway.