Wednesday, January 2nd 2013
Hot Slut Of The Day!
The Llama that goes to the Dentist!
Whoever is responsible for this Sesame St segment must have been tripping their balls off! Why the fuck does this girl have a llama in NYC? Why does she bring him to the dentist? Was his appointment before or after Sarah Jessica Parker's? It'd be easier to decipher the meaning of life than try to figure out what the hell is going on here, but when I was a kid this made me want to move to NYC. If bitches were insane enough to bring farm animals to the dentist, I knew it was the place to be. Given that I saw some bitch walking a rabbit the other day, I was right!
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Furthermore, why isn't this dentist wearing gloves? Blech.
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"I have a very poor way of concealing my dislike of people and/or things." -- Evil_Cupcake's Mom
Dammit, MK. How do you always pull these things out of the vault of my childhood? I recognized this immediately, and was singing the song even before opening the link! I'm confused as to why it's still so present in my brain.
As a kid growing up in NYC, I thought, "where is this trick keeping a LLAMA?" and furthermore, "where is there a LLAMA DENTIST? On the Upper East Side? or perhaps in Tribeca?" It all seemed ridiculous, but it was fun to watch.
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"I have a very poor way of concealing my dislike of people and/or things." -- Evil_Cupcake's Mom
Lahoma is rocking the HSOTD's.
My poor, under-the-weather boyfriend. I'm interrupting his sleep with giggling, "Me and my llama," and "Milk, MILK, Milk..."
I remember this very well. I remember thinking that people in big cities must have llamas and just walk them around like we walked dogs.
Word, Hekki.
Me And My Laama!!! Oh Lahoma, I really like you.
Next are we gonna have the "Hanker for a hunk o' cheese" guy??
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=0gYh79cYlZo
I still love that guy.
I catch myself singing this out of the blue...no pun intended...and the other one, "Bananas in Pajamas."
Sesame Street is one of the reason for our recent generations of short attention spans. Those ten to thirty second clips on TV are expected in RL and in the classroom. Doesn't work that way, people. ...steps of soapbox...
"If it's in the National Enquirer, it's true, " my mom.
Those are too many questions Lahoma! Thanks for filling in for the holidays! HNY to ya!
A Llama and bell bottoms in a dentist vid? lol
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Damn, I loved that video.
I was also weirdly mesmerized/obsessed with this one:
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=9O-Q5vJ-GHk
This was my all time favorite!! If this was on Sesame Sreet, it was an awesome day! I've always wanted a llama and its because of this! I was always asking my mom if the person was a boy or a girl. The hair style is a mystery. My other favorite was the Hard Workin' Dog. He rounded up sheep and ran around all crazy, busting his damn ass on the farm.
I feel so luck I was a kid in the 1970s. No Internet. Weird TV with wacky characters. ("Green Acres" anyone? Arnold the Pig who collected stamps and would order weird things for his hobbies through the mail?)
Perhaps that's why I'm a superfreak.
Submitted by kortni_thegreat on Wed, 01/02/2013 - 11:56am.
^^^^^^
Backyardigans rocks. My husband and I watched it before we went TV-less, and long after we had a child around.
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"Marriage is what you do when you decide one cock is good enough to let the owner annoy you for the rest of your life." - TrashyWilma
Submitted by Hekki on Wed, 01/02/2013 - 11:26am.
No kidding. My friend's little boy is 3-4 and obsessed with all big trucks and equipment- trains, busses, garbage trucks, fire trucks, etc. Her hometown is by a rail yard and they set and watched trains for an hour. He was in heaven.
Submitted by jack-n-the-hat on Wed, 01/02/2013 - 12:17pm.
LOL at boredas and MJT - here is another favorite look my mom used to give me... http://music.yahoo.com/glen-campbell/albums/glen-campbell-goodtime-album...
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I think your mother secretly wanted to have a little lesbian child, Jack. Your mother turned you in to Shiloh Jolie-Pitt, before Angelina even thought of it. All that's missing was the montenegro style. Hahahahaha
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"And it don't matter who you are, if I'm doin my job, its your resolve that breaks..Cause the hook brings you back, I ain't tellin you no lie. The hook brings you back, on that you can rely."
LOL at boredas and MJT - here is another favorite look my mom used to give me... http://music.yahoo.com/glen-campbell/albums/glen-campbell-goodtime-album...
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" Can I wear the Scream mask? The mask from Scream... when I do you from behind..." ~ Kenny Powers
Submitted by kortni_thegreat on Wed, 01/02/2013 - 12:11pm.
well he didnt seem to creepy to me as a kid, but when you look back at it now, he sounds a bit creepy.
i enjoyed him too but not as much as mr. dressup.
that man was the s#!t
"Human decency is not derived from religion. It precedes it." Christopher Hitchens
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@greenfinch I never watched Mr.Rogers unless I stayed with my cheapo grandparents who refused to get cable. He didn't seem to creepy, but I was more fascinated by that train thingy. For some strange reason he reminds me of Dr. Drew....
Submitted by kortni_thegreat on Wed, 01/02/2013 - 11:56am.
mr. dresseup was always my favourite. sort of like the canadian version of mr. rogers but not as creepy. i loved that shit and wouldnt want to leave the house when it was on lol. i used to love watching him draw.
This song will randomly get stuck in my head from time to time!
"Human decency is not derived from religion. It precedes it." Christopher Hitchens
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@Hekki
Are you talking about Bob The Builder? That used to be my show back in the day, and I'm a girl. I agree, children shows have gotten weird. I remember we had Roly Poly Oly and Dora, and now my little cousin watches the Backyardigans, I always crack up at the ethnic names, but the red thing on Yo Gabba Gabba has to be a dildo. Wtf?
Submitted by jack-n-the-hat on Wed, 01/02/2013 - 11:37am.
Ugh, my mom always gave me the worst hair cuts too. If I didn't have a perm so I looked like a baby sheep I had a bowl cut or what looked like a fake mullet with feathered sides. I don't know what she was thinking sometimes.
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Submitted by jack-n-the-hat on Wed, 01/02/2013 - 11:47am.
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I HAD THE SAME FUCKING HAIRCUT I SWEAR TO SHIT!
I remember going to the community swimming pool when I was like 7 and took my shirt off to jump in the pool and grown ups starting freaking out "OMG TELL THAT LITTLE GIRL TO PUT HER SHIRT BACK ON AHHHHHHH!!!" fuckin mom
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Hahaha!!!!!!! It's okay Jack, when I was little, my mother always made me get a fucking bob with the bangs going straight across my forehead at the beauty school not far from where we lived at the time. I looked like some sort of asian monkey child. It was ugly as fuck, I hated that shit. Parents are assholes!
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"And it don't matter who you are, if I'm doin my job, its your resolve that breaks..Cause the hook brings you back, I ain't tellin you no lie. The hook brings you back, on that you can rely."
Submitted by boredasfuckyo on Wed, 01/02/2013 - 11:43am.
Wtf is up with that little girl's hair? It's like a bowl cut/ mullet? Wtf is that?
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I HAD THE SAME FUCKING HAIRCUT I SWEAR TO SHIT!
I remember going to the community swimming pool when I was like 7 and took my shirt off to jump in the pool and grown ups starting freaking out "OMG TELL THAT LITTLE GIRL TO PUT HER SHIRT BACK ON AHHHHHHH!!!" fuckin mom
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" Can I wear the Scream mask? The mask from Scream... when I do you from behind..." ~ Kenny Powers
So help me if that "Me and my Llama" bullshit is stuck in my fuckin head all day!
Wtf is up with that little girl's hair? It's like a bowl cut/ mullet? Wtf is that?
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"And it don't matter who you are, if I'm doin my job, its your resolve that breaks..Cause the hook brings you back, I ain't tellin you no lie. The hook brings you back, on that you can rely."
I had the same damn 'do as the kid in the video.... freakin mom tryna save buck on at-home haircut is BULLSHIT!
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" Can I wear the Scream mask? The mask from Scream... when I do you from behind..." ~ Kenny Powers
WARNING: Impending rant.
See, THIS is the kind of thing kids like to watch. Mine just sat with open mouths, watching. And they're 7 and almost 9. Middle thought it was hysterical.
There aren't a bunch of squeaky-voiced CGI creatures, with flashing lights and loud sound effects and quick cuts and lots of frantic action. It's a kid and an animal doing something real and interesting. (They also LOVE "How It's Made")
Sesame Street went to the crapper. It used to be cool and groovy in the 70s. There was some far-out shit, but it was AWESOME educational TV and they really knew what kids liked.
There's this DVD series which is just footage of bulldozers moving dirt, and cranes lifting things, and kids (especially little boys) LOVE that shit.
Submitted by Spoiled on Wed, 01/02/2013 - 10:59am.
oh me too!
that and the we all live in a capital IIIIIIIIIIIIIIII...in the middle of the desert in the centre of the sky
omg i loved this as a kid. meeeeeeee and my llama...meeeeee and my llammmmmmmmaaaaaa
Ah, my childhood! Great memories. Here's the one that's stuck on replay every time I go grocery shopping:
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Im4GwUD1UY8
Thanks a lot Lahoma!! I was sitting here working a few minutes ago, minding my own business, and caught myself humming the song "Me and my llama, meeeeand my llama". HAHA...