Panty Creamer Of The Day: Jude Law In Maui
I know your nipples knobs are barely hanging on to your areolas since you almost rubbed them off while eye drooling at those pictures of a topless Sean Penn looking like Tarzan's drunk uncle who shoots his arms veins up with homemade roids, but I'm sure you will find a way to rub your nipples some more to these pictures of Jude Law getting wet in Maui.
I totally would for 3 reasons:
1. If you waxed that pussy muff on top of his head, he'd have a glorious hairline like Beetlejuice after a haircut. Or like the dude from Love It or List It.
2. Jude's chest fur looks like a hairy shadow and it only accentuates his man pecs.
3. I'm guessing that the carpet matches the drapes and by that I mean, Jude totally prunes his crotch bush into the shape of a Batman mask so it matches his hairline.
And all those 3 things put together = SWOOOOON right out of your chonies.
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He is not aging well but he never really looked like he would.
"The Talented Mr. Ripley" was when he looked the hottest.
That's an ugly man.
Jude, please, sit on our face NOW!!!!!!
wtf is this balding clown doing blocking the scenery on one of the most gorgeous beaches on the planet?
fuckin looks like a lowercase phil collins.
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Thumbs #4 & #14 awesome laughing. Love a happy man. Very expressive every photo no wonder he's a movie actor. But he's a cheater so....NO!
i never found him attractive but thanks to the power of juxtapositioning, he looks mad hot in thumbnail #5.
I kind of like how he's aging. Not perfectly. Yum. Though I feel like he has less chest hair now than before? Do men bald there too or something?
For the bragging rights alone, I would hit it.
And sadly, that will have to suffice, because he is certainly not one getting hotter by the years, a la Dylan McDermott.
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The landing strip head works but it should be cut shorter.
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I never would have imagined that he would have such a disgusting pasty hairy squat body. #BARF
wow, he looks just like a cream filled cookie to me. i want to grab his hair (in the back, you know, what's left of it) and rub my body all over that fur. and he looks like he'd be fun to hang out with later. much laughter would be ensuing, as they say.
laissez les bon temps roulez, Phil!
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Submitted by WithinReason... on Thu, 01/03/2013 - 1:36am.
Elmer Fudd works, but I was thinking of Lili Von Shtupp in Blazing Saddles. (Equally highbrow.)
RandéS, Bambam, thanks for splainin' *said in Betty Boo voice* (Almost need to be a polyglot these days, lol!)
In other words, Jude please put it away now.
ETA: ITA, Sherlock forgot that one. Love RDJ!
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@ Withy,
I think Rande means "true," saying it like Elmer Fudd. Twooo like wabbit.
@ Topanga,
Me too, I totally loved them together in Sherlock Holmes. I hope the series is successful enough for them to make more, there's great chemistry between them.
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TIPPYTOE!!! MOTHERFUCKER TIPPYTOEEEEEE!!! BITCH!!! TIPPYFUCKINGTOE!!!!! TIP!!!! EEEE!!!! TOOOOOOE!!! TIPPYTIPPYTIPPYTOE!!!
Loved him and Robert Downey Jr. in Sherlock Holmes. Now, RDJ is the one who could get it...all day, every day ;-)
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Submitted by WithinReason... on Thu, 01/03/2013 - 1:07am.
He's twooly skeevy.
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Submitted by RandéSleepover on Thu, 01/03/2013 - 12:51am.
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Two what RandéS? Two love handles, two chunky nipples, two vacations spots? ;p
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Do you remember him from the Moonlighting days when he tried to take Cybill Shepherd from Bruce Willis?
VERY ATTRACTIVE !! Sort of like an uncreepy Tom Cruise
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Submitted by Twat Muffin on Wed, 01/02/2013 - 8:49pm.
Kisa -- surprisingly, the man I've been obsessing about lately has been Mark Harmon. I've been catching a lot of NCIS marathons lately and I've had some very obscene thoughts about him.
Submitted by WithinReason... on Wed, 01/02/2013 - 9:26pm.
Oh, it's twooo. I saw it firsthand.
Gawd, I remember living in London and Law was hyped as The Next Big Thang. Saw him in person once and his head was ginormous compared to his body. Reminded me of a lollipop.
Never liked how he left Sadie Frost for Slutty Miller, so I am delighted that he never did become Cary Grant 2.0. Ha, ha!
With all that going on, if that thumb is any indication, I'll pass, thank you very much.
Twatty, I really liked Jude in the Talented Mr. Ripley and Closer, also with his shirt on. Tall and lean.
Are you kidding? Your vacay sounds great. Doing so much you need a vacation afterward (please see: MK, lol) is not always all it's cracked up to be. Pampering Twatty, that's the ticket!
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He's like Phil Lite, lol! :D
"There's this girl that's been on my mind
All the time, Sussudio...."
Ha ha ha - Phil Collins is the first thing I said too!
He really needs to work out a little more.
Smarmy, cheating, balding, doughy, English assholes are not my type.
And, yes, I agree with the Phil Collins observation. I intensely dislike Phil Collins and his music, so that comparison only solidifies my "yuck!" feelings about Jude Law.
No, my bf is better looking than him. Better hair for sure. Jude looks kind of like an otter in the main pic. I think Jude would make a good name for a boy.
Lily85 -- happy new year to you, too, hon!
Who knows, maybe Jude is very charming. A charming guy who is funny with blue eyes can get quite far with me, so I'm not saying no entirely. And if he's well-dressed and smells good on top of that, who knows what may happen. But girls, if you get with Jude, wear protection, he's been around -- a LOT! And when a dude has been with Sluttyienna Miller, god only knows what kind of creepy crawlies he's encountered; the CDC probably has a file on him.
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I'd hit it too!!!
Happy New Year to everyone here!!!! :)
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These photos are just not doing it for me. He used to be a hottie.
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I like him. I would totally do him. Love his nice legs!
Submitted by Kisa on Wed, 01/02/2013 - 9:06pm.
Perhaps a younger taller version of Phil Collins with a bit more muscle tone too.
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Yes! You hit the nail right on the head--he looks like an early 90's, taller Phil Collins. And for what its worth, I find both Jude Law AND Phil Collins hot English muffins. Hell ya, I would, for BOTH. Even Phil Collins NOW. I am such a sucker for their type!
slightly ashamed, but still would
jude used to be pretty...not any more...
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dementa -- I like that description, "lean, clever types." I like that type, too.
Jude isn't a bad-looking guy, but that Phil Collins hairline is definitely extremely unappealing in my book -- blrrrggghhhh.
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omg i totally would.
Has anyone said Lars Ulrich? Yeah, Lars Ulrich...
Change is coming through my Shadow
Kisa -- funny you mention Tim Daly; I just watched "Storm of the Century" several weeks ago. He's always been a very competent actor and easy on the eyes, too. He's all yours, hon.
Withy -- hey, love! My holidays were nice & quiet, uneventful, just like I like them. I hope yours were good, too. Isn't that boring? I've gotten to a point in my life where I'm happy when nothing happens.
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Nah. He ain't my type. I like the lean clever types.
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I'm here to kick ass and drink tea. And I'm all out of tea.
And this is why I like bald guys. That excuse for hair is a joke. I couldn't. I vote NOT to fap, thank you very much. I'll be ready to die when this is the best I can do.
He's turning into a bear.
Su-su sudi-NO!
I would have, so hard. Back in the day, before his skeezy ass cheated on his wife with the nanny. Kind of like Ethan Hawke. But not anymore.
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Submitted by RandéSleepover on Wed, 01/02/2013 - 9:22pm.
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Really? I hadn't heard that! I don't like Piven at all and his hair situation is dubious but is that true?!
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Twatty, yeah he's definitely getting easier to hug, lol
How you doin' Twatty? Keep missing ya. Hope you had a great holiday and that you got everything you wanted from Santa! :D
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Twatty - yes I remember her Kelly was the tic tac girl very pretty the other sister Kristen was married to Ricky Nelson
I don't think I've ever seen scary Mary on here yet
Ok u get dibs on mark but leave Tim for me ( his sis is Tyne from Cagney & Lacey shuddderrrs ) and also Travis schuldt too in case you come across him one day k
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There was a day when Jude Law was very pretty, but now he is just average looking. He still has his moments though.
Submitted by Kisa on Wed, 01/02/2013 - 9:13pm.
Piven is a vile predator. With a cheap rug.
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