Panty Creamer Of The Day: Jude Law In Maui

January 2, 2013 / Posted by:

I know your nipples knobs are barely hanging on to your areolas since you almost rubbed them off while eye drooling at those pictures of a topless Sean Penn looking like Tarzan’s drunk uncle who shoots his arms veins up with homemade roids, but I’m sure you will find a way to rub your nipples some more to these pictures of Jude Law getting wet in Maui.

I totally would for 3 reasons:

1. If you waxed that pussy muff on top of his head, he’d have a glorious hairline like Beetlejuice after a haircut. Or like the dude from Love It or List It.

2.  Jude’s chest fur looks like a hairy shadow and it only accentuates his man pecs.

3. I’m guessing that the carpet matches the drapes and by that I mean, Jude totally prunes his crotch bush into the shape of a Batman mask so it matches his hairline.

And all those 3 things put together = SWOOOOON right out of your chonies.

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