Afternoon Crumbs
The jokes write themselves: a vintage quote from Lindsay Lohan in Nickelodeon Magazine - ICYDK
Jennifer Aniston and Justin Theroux are STILL in Cabo and they're standing around like kids whose parents forgot to pick them up from school - Lainey Gossip
Noted ghost humper Ke$ha is an equal opportunity ghost humper who will hump on ghosts with penises or ghosts with vaginas - Towleroad
MiserAlba's bikini ass gives an encore performance - Hollywood Tuna
That first mug shot should be Florida's official state flag - The Berry
In case you believed Kim Kardashian when she lied and said that an E! camera crew hasn't moved into her uterus yet..... - The Superficial
The look isn't Reese Witherspoon in a 1950s one piece and a trucker hat - Popsugar
And here's Pamela Anderson's ass - Drunken Stepfather
And here's Leonardo DiCaprio's future ex-girlfriend (it's inevitable) in chonies of every color - Popoholic
For the zero of you who already didn't know that LeAnn Rimes had a tracking device installed in one of her silicone titty sacks so the paparazzi always know where she is - Celebitchy
Jennifer Lawrence thinks acting is stupid - Cityrag
For about six seconds there I mistook Kristen Stewart for Skillrex without his glasses on - Just Jared
Never mind Fist Brown, Nia Long's Fresh Prince character is about to file charges against RiRi for stealing her entire look - Moe Jackson
Krysten Ritter is the latest name of a million that's being tossed around for a role in Fifty Shades of Suck - IDLYITW
Riding the subway in Tokyo at rush hour seems about as fresh and pleasant as spending ten minutes in the Scientology's men sauna during happy hour - OMG Blog
Snoop Lion keeps it elegant in a red velvet fur coat - I'm Not Obsessed
Angelyne, please snatch your favorite wig off of Nicki Minaj's head - Crunk + Disorderly
This 10-year-old anti-Belieber needs to review everything from now on - Videogum
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Ethics! Morals! hahahahaha!
Her eyes look like she just blew a gram.
Lindsay Lohan - international coke whore.
Sad reminder that Lilo used to be really very pretty.
Letting Lindsay teach you ethics is like taking voice lessons from Britney Spears.
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What;s this about Keshit fucking ghosts?
Who the hell is Krysten Ritter? (googles it) Well, she's probably the highest caliber of star they can get for that shitpile, unless they spring for Paz de la Huerta.
Are we STILL talking about Kristen Stewart? Why, in 2013, are we talking about Stewart? Twishite is over. Done. Finito. Can we please go back to ignoring her again?!
Submitted by kikichanelconspiracy on Thu, 01/03/2013 - 10:50pm.
And just like that, I like her even better.
It's a refreshing change from Anne "starving artist" Hathaway, anyway. "Oh, I lost some weight and cut my hair! Give me an award!"
Submitted by skinny fat on Thu, 01/03/2013 - 5:52pm.
Same here. Unless she turns into a giant lard blob, she ain't preggers.
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I'm here to kick ass and drink tea. And I'm all out of tea.
When you let Lindsay Lohan "borrow" anything, it never comes back quite the same way it was originally, does it?
Submitted by kikichanelconspiracy on Thu, 01/03/2013 - 10:50pm.
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Didn't have a problem with what JLawrence said either. She's not that experienced yet. Many sound much worse. See: Jello for Bazaar. Plus she's gorgeous.
Oh and that Baby Kimye link you posted the other day by TheFuryTV was HILARIOUS. I'll have to check him out again. Thanks. :D
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i swear jenn a has a bump, and sucks it in when she realizes the paps are taking pictures from far out to sea.
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Posh Beckham is one of the Seven Signs of the Apocalypse.
Submitted by Deb: "However narcissistic Lindsay may be, she could give workshops on: Grifting, Petty Theft AND Grand Larceny, Lying With a Straight Face, Gap-Lapping, Blowing Terry Richardson Without Gagging, Car Crashes, Finding a Trick at Cannes, Probation Violation, Ways to Get Out of a Rehab Facility to Party, Trashing Hotel Rooms, Tax Evasion, Getting Deranged Suckers to Give You Money for Said Taxes, Smuggling Vodka in Evian Bottles, Attention Whoring, and Smoking 2 Packs of Cigs a Day as an Asthmatic. I could go on....
Lindsay could teach a lot of stuff. These are the things she's "set her mind to"."
Hahaha! When you put it like that, I'm actually impressed by her range!
I always say that Lindsay is a really good model. Or was. When she was at the height of her beauty, she was really something. I actually like looking at old shoots she's done. My favorite is the one she did for Vanity Fair where they made her look Grace Kelly-ish. She photographs really well and is comfortable posing.
I have no problem with what Jennifer Lawrence ACTUALLY said
"Not to sound rude, but [acting] is stupid. Everybody’s like, ‘How can you remain with a level head?’ And I’m like, ‘Why would I ever get cocky? I’m not saving anybody’s life. There are doctors who save lives and firemen who run into burning buildings. I’m making movies. It’s stupid."
She was basically saying the hyperbolic reverence giving acting is stupid, and I honestly cannot disagree. She said earlier in the interview who much she enjoyed acting and that she got into it because it was something she connected with.
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It hurts because you let your black heart beat for an asshole who can't even send you a "P.S. I'm about to fuck a hole that doesn't belong to you" text before fucking said hole that doesn't belong to you.
Submitted by Hekki on Thu, 01/03/2013 - 6:23pm.
Comment of the Day.
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lol... thanks, Hekki!
jlaw is starting to piss me off with her big mouth
Submitted by Deb on Thu, 01/03/2013 - 9:38pm.
Lol, Deb! If they made it worth her while, you are right. She wouldn't do anything unless it's for Lindsay's best interest, though.
Submitted by PrettyHateMachine on Thu, 01/03/2013 - 8:55pm.
Lindsay is too narcissistic to teach anyone anything. She used to be so cute. So sad for her.
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She was cute.
However narcissistic Lindsay may be, she could give workshops on: Grifting, Petty Theft AND Grand Larceny, Lying With a Straight Face, Gap-Lapping, Blowing Terry Richardson Without Gagging, Car Crashes, Finding a Trick at Cannes, Probation Violation, Ways to Get Out of a Rehab Facility to Party, Trashing Hotel Rooms, Tax Evasion, Getting Deranged Suckers to Give You Money for Said Taxes, Smuggling Vodka in Evian Bottles, Attention Whoring, and Smoking 2 Packs of Cigs a Day as an Asthmatic. I could go on....
Lindsay could teach a lot of stuff. These are the things she's "set her mind to".
"JUST SMILE LIKE A NORMAL FUCKED UP PERSON."
Charles Manson
I think Jennifer Lawrence is just saying that in the grand scheme of things, acting means nothing. I like her down-to-earth attitude.
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Lindsay is too narcissistic to teach anyone anything. She used to be so cute. So sad for her.
I have no idea who she is, but I like her because of this statement. I doubt that Anne Hathaway ever said something remotely intelligent.
Too many people think they know it all and are wiser than physician professors and that's something that annoys me very much.
If she makes a whole story out of it, it will be annoying, if she leaves it with this one statement, she's got my sympathies.
Edit: Bad English day again also I should study ARGH.
I think in the same interview Jen L says people shouldn't be idolizing uneducated or undereducated people just because they're movie stars. I think maybe that's her way of keeping herself grounded. That makes her alright in my book.
Her tight ass body doesn't hurt her cause either. ;P
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Submitted by SANS FARDS on Thu, 01/03/2013 - 8:38pm.
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Why? She just says that she's got nothing to say, everybody else thinks and says differently. It might kill her career but she's right - acting is stupid.
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Because I like her. And I don't want to not like her because she sounds like a pretentious beotch. I used to like Anne Hathaway too and now she just annoys me.
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A Lannister always pays his debts.
Submitted by SANS FARDS on Thu, 01/03/2013 - 8:38pm.
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Why? She just says that she's got nothing to say, everybody else thinks and says differently. It might kill her career but she's right - acting is stupid.
Jennifer Lawrence, not you too! Just stick to acting, which you do wonderfully, and don't open your mouth and say dumb shit. Exhibit A: Rooney Mara. Exhibit B: Megan Fox.
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A Lannister always pays his debts.
Lindsay got paid $100k on NYE to attend a Brunei price's bash. Bastid... That's who put her up in the swank hotel. Enabler!
http://www.dailymail.co.uk/tvshowbiz/article-2256810/Lindsay-Lohan-paid-...
I think almost all people are inherently good. Lindsey has gotten lost and self destructive, but that doesn't mean she isn't inherently good and mean well. She has a lot of work to do on her addictions and behavior, and possibly self entitlement issues.
There is a small segment of society that is clinically narcissistic, sociopathic, or psychopathic. You really can't help those people. But generally, people who have a naturally good heart and nature are pretty harmless and will be ok in the end. Even if the end is drug death or alcohol abuse death, they will be ok in that they didn't intentionally abuse another, and in that they can rest in peace.
I get what JLaw is saying. Her job is stupid compared to people whose jobs actually save lives. At least she recognizes this and is hopefully grateful for all she has.
Submitted by RichBitch on Thu, 01/03/2013 - 6:28pm.
Jennifer Lawrence is annoying.
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I love that the last car on Tokyo subways are for women only. I can't remember if it's always or just during rush hours.
It seems like Jennifer Lawrence is going the way of Megan Fox with the constant whining and hating on her own career in an attempt to seem humble.
Jennifer Lawrence is annoying.
Hotmami, the kids got Nook tablets for Xmas (thanks, MIL!) and I was searching in the online store for free books for them.
WELL. There are TONS of free erotica books and stories. I wanted to see if they were any good, but didn't want to dirty up my kid's nook.
FYI. Sorry. Your comment just reminded of that.
Submitted by fauve: "Hahahahaha... priceless quote from pre-trainwreck Hohan. More like "methics," bitch."
Comment of the Day.
Speaking of 50 Shades, the dude unknowingly bought me an erotica book, and it was fuckawesome. The series is called The Original Sinners, and it's by Tiffany Reisz. I recommend them.
And Jennifer Lawrence is definitely talented. See her in The Burning Plain.
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The Japanese subways have been that way for years so why is this news?
Whoever said Jennifer Lawrence isn't talented is an idiot. She's extremely talented and at 22 years old has shown remarkable range. She's not an arrogant jerk like KStew.
Please say no, Krysten Ritter. Jennifer Lawrence is as over rated as KStew. She wasn't that good in Winters Bone, she didn't even have an accent, not that anybody in that movie had the same accent.
The Tokyo subway video just shows how docile the public and police are there. And the worst crowding condition I ever encountered wasn't there but in London. Never been to India which has to be the worst.
That Beiber critic was great.
Maybe KK isn't 'really' pregnant. Maybe she's having a pillow/surrogate baby (like Queen Beyonce) because she needs attention and Reggie Bush's GF is pregnant. If this bitch doesn't get fat, she's faking it. Lardasses like her balloon when pregnant.
If I had Anniston's money, I'd constantly travel, coming home just long enough to brag about my travels and pay my bills.
I'd also delight in telling people I couldn't attend their wedding/party/whatever because it conflicts with a vacation and send my siblings pictures every day where I was and what I would be doing. I would be worse than those annoying
facebook people because I'd send it to their work email addresses and they couldn't block me.
I'm really starting to enjoy Ke$ha.
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When will these simple bitches learn that it's a million times more sexy to rock a body like that and be ladylike and not present yourself like a mandrill every time a camera or a hot guy walks by - vsminimoose 12/27/12
Submitted by Daniee on Thu, 01/03/2013 - 5:40pm.
I completed two ethics courses in university. One was medical ethics and the other more general. They were offered through the Philosophy/Humanities dept. and were far from any cake walk. I had to put on a presentation every damn week! Very, very rewarding however.
Lohan is a dummy, clearly.
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Sounds like something she couldn't handle then. Ha.
I don't understand how it's ok to be Jennifer Lawrence but it's not ok to be KStew. They both sound like the same dumb bitch to me.
Ugh, Jennifer Lawrence. The more her PR "Aw, shucks, I'm just an ol' ordinary girl" campaign for rewards season goes on, the more her personality disorder comes peeping through.
Jennifer Aniston will be bored with this new piece in five more months max, I see.
Submitted by Orangina on Thu, 01/03/2013 - 5:14pm.
What the fuck is "ethics"? Does she mean Business Ethics or Law Ethics? Ethics sounds like a class that you're required to take to graduate and you never knew what the point of it was. Sort of like Sociology.
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I completed two ethics courses in university. One was medical ethics and the other more general. They were offered through the Philosophy/Humanities dept. and were far from any cake walk. I had to put on a presentation every damn week! Very, very rewarding however.
Lohan is a dummy, clearly.
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Submitted by fauve on Thu, 01/03/2013 - 5:14pm.
More like "methics," bitch.
Perfect!
Lohahahahaha!
"Actress" might be even funnier than the rest.
"This world is a whore."
Hahahahaha... priceless quote from pre-trainwreck Hohan. More like "methics," bitch.
Woah - no way could I do Tokyo subways. I would go into cardiac arrest.
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What the fuck is "ethics"? Does she mean Business Ethics or Law Ethics? Ethics sounds like a class that you're required to take to graduate and you never knew what the point of it was. Sort of like Sociology.
I don't agree that acting is stupid (according to Ms. Lawrence), but I think there are some pretty stupid people acting these days and this lot of actors don't have the same talent, poise or class as the losers today.
JLaw isn't too far off, but then again, she's pretty talented so she can afford to be pretentious. *LOL*
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"That shit was more staged and choreographed than Paul Ryan's soup kitchen visit."- MK, 10/16/12
@ sucky -- lohan probably passes to the right. philistine.
"Voodoo is forgetting who's the john and who's the whore." MK, 3/20/12