Apparently, Lil' Wayne Did This To His Face
Lil' Wayne has the paper bag book cover of faces, because it's covered in stupid doodles and if you look closely, you'll see where I wrote, "Will you go around with me? Circle yes for yes and no for no," before passing his face to one of my first beards Ruby in 7th grade math class. (Yes, I actually wrote that. It was my Tom Cruise phase.) Lil' Wayne's face was already a gallery of jacked up tattoos, but he turned it all the way up by getting the word "BAKED" inked onto his forehead. Fuse says that Wayne didn't get the word "BAKED" tattooed on his head, because that's the state his brain is always in, he got it to pay tribute to the skateboard company Baker. Whoring his forehead out for a skateboard company is one way Lil' Wayne wants to go through life.
If Wayne's love for Baker ever stops, he can always says that his tattoo is a tribute to Scrabble or Lay's or the Waffle House font. But seriously, Lil' Wayne is a dumb ass bitch of a goblin for giving that much forehead real estate to a skateboard company. If he knew what was good for him, he would've tattooed the following on his forehead: "WARNING - If you plan on letting me stick it in, make me wear ten condoms, overdose on the morning after pill and stick a Tyvek diaphragm up your coochie beforehand. If you don't, you will give birth to a litter of goblins in 9 months and there's only so much child support to go around. You've been warned!" Lil' Wayne's got a lot of forehead, so that entire PSA would've fit.
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He totally stole my tattoo idea! 'Cept mine will say "Plaztered". No more tweeting tattoo ideas to rappers. : /
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I like to smile, smiling's my favorite! : )
The poster formerly known as SnowOwl, formerly known as Nightowl!
Gah.
The pussy monster!
Meh, he still UGLY.
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"CAUTION: Delusion ahead." MK
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Lawd HamMercy this is one ugly ass.
PEPPER FOR PRESIDENT!!!
I feel the need to wear a Hazmat suit every time I read a Lil Wayne post.
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"Not a second goes by when one isn't cock-a-doodle-doodling up my asshole. That sounded sexy, but it isn't." - Michael K.
Submitted by Foxxy Brown on Thu, 01/03/2013 - 5:07pm.
Hahahahaaa!! ruh roh... point taken.
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" Can I wear the Scream mask? The mask from Scream... when I do you from behind..." ~ Kenny Powers
Submitted by EveryStrangersEyes on Thu, 01/03/2013 - 2:58pm.
meh, the shocking part is that he spelled it correctly.
LOL. Looks like he used alphabet blocks.
Submitted by jack-n-the-hat on Thu, 01/03/2013 - 5:04pm.
Foxxy - you may wanna pack a lunch, I play dirty...
isn't shit talking like that exactly what led you to find yourself getting strapped up across state lines?
"Voodoo is forgetting who's the john and who's the whore." MK, 3/20/12
Foxxy - you may wanna pack a lunch, I play dirty...
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" Can I wear the Scream mask? The mask from Scream... when I do you from behind..." ~ Kenny Powers
@ bambam -- lmfao, i didn't even have to click on the link. but i did just to get the full laugh
@ GG -- don't worry. he's gonna need more than "tippy tippy toe" when i get a hold of him
"Voodoo is forgetting who's the john and who's the whore." MK, 3/20/12
STOP OPPRESSING FOXXY!
"Let them all boil in their own hotdog juice." Deb 7/2012
Now now you two, let's not fight. Can't we all just get along?
Let's all get together and sing a song of devotion and forgiveness, m'kay Foxxy and Jack?
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=_1zJeGf-gpc
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TIPPYTOE!!! MOTHERFUCKER TIPPYTOEEEEEE!!! BITCH!!! TIPPYFUCKINGTOE!!!!! TIP!!!! EEEE!!!! TOOOOOOE!!! TIPPYTIPPYTIPPYTOE!!!
Submitted by jack-n-the-hat on Thu, 01/03/2013 - 4:09pm.
FOXXY - KISS MY HAIRY WHITE ASS!!!
lmao -- jack, i already told you that you are on my bucket list. patience, please.
"Voodoo is forgetting who's the john and who's the whore." MK, 3/20/12
FOXXY - KISS MY HAIRY WHITE ASS!!!
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" Can I wear the Scream mask? The mask from Scream... when I do you from behind..." ~ Kenny Powers
anyone remember the good old days when one actually had to have talent to achieve celebrity status? Now all you need is a tatted up face, a sex tape, a baby out of wedlock, a drug problem or all of the above and you've got it made. This is not a man, this is a troll that lives under the bridge.
*whips condom wrapper out of bathrobe pocket* --"WE need to talk..." Richie during the out of control summer of 2005
Well he can afford laser tattoo removal. This is totally his midlife crisis though, getting a skateboard logo tattooed on his face. "I'm so young and hip! Skateboards!"
Next step: stitching your goddamn mouth shut. And your peen hole too.
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A Lannister always pays his debts.
thank you ESE! and of course i meant 2013, and i can't say i just woke up lmao
"Voodoo is forgetting who's the john and who's the whore." MK, 3/20/12
Submitted by Foxxy Brown on Thu, 01/03/2013 - 3:03pm.
happy happy, Foxxy!
hhhmmm... a song.... i just woke up,(i'm pacing myself in this new year, o.k.?!)so... let's go with something soothing...
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=e7v0V58V3Uw
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"I could listen to a babbling brook,
and hear a song that I could understand.
I keep wishing it could be that way.
Because my world would be a Wonderland."
ESE! ESE! *does Kermit the Frog "yay"* happy new year, ese - best of 2012 to ya'. where's our New Year song?!
"Voodoo is forgetting who's the john and who's the whore." MK, 3/20/12
He has BAKED beans for brains.
Waffle house font, I snort-laughed my coffee through my nose when I read that!
meh, the shocking part is that he spelled it correctly.
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"I could listen to a babbling brook,
and hear a song that I could understand.
I keep wishing it could be that way.
Because my world would be a Wonderland."
GROSS GROSS GROSS GROSS GROSS GROSS GROSS
Submitted by jack-n-the-hat on Thu, 01/03/2013 - 2:47pm.
hey Jack -- is the Cowboys playoff game this weekend or next weekend? don't want to miss it!
"Voodoo is forgetting who's the john and who's the whore." MK, 3/20/12
Submitted by ewe on Thu, 01/03/2013 - 2:08pm.
I have tattoos (not in my face, tho), do drugs and have sex
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How YOU doin?
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" Can I wear the Scream mask? The mask from Scream... when I do you from behind..." ~ Kenny Powers
Submitted by RandéSleepover on Thu, 01/03/2013 - 2:20pm.
"I'm lovin' the fact that the SEC is just 3-3 this bowl season."
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:( boooooooooooooooooo
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" Can I wear the Scream mask? The mask from Scream... when I do you from behind..." ~ Kenny Powers
Submitted by BernardProfitendieu on Thu, 01/03/2013 - 2:44pm.
you really can't possibly think i give even a milli-fuck about what you think about me or anything else do you Bernard?
"Voodoo is forgetting who's the john and who's the whore." MK, 3/20/12
Submitted by Foxxy Brown on Thu, 01/03/2013 - 2:36pm.
Kansas St. is very good - but honestly don't know much about Oregon (other than their ranking). Have no idea how they will match up. SInce I am BIG 12 I have to root for KState...but I hope it's a good game at least.
OT: How did he manage to land so many gorgeous women.
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Your Chick-Fil-A is showing. - ISprainedMyUvula 8/3/2012
University of Phoenix? ahahaha! did you really say that with a straight face, Foxxy?
a GED? yeah, I'm impressed.
how come that wiki entry (wiki, really? that's the best you can do?) doesn't catalog his felonies?
or talk about his nasty fucking repulsive rotting teefs?
anyone with the word "Li'l" in their name should be deported to Antartica
he's been working on restoring his school's athletic fields for SEVEN YEARS?!? it's a two week project ... something shady with THAT. charity ... hope the IRS looks into it
only a fool would defend this loser
high grades? honor student? I'll believe it when I see the transcript. you actually believe that laughable PR?
I'll bet the One Family Foundation is a complete PR shell like most rappers' charities
Foxxy, you deserve to deeply inhale this tool's nasty breath for an hour for your foolishness.
@ Rande and MJT -- do you think both teams will break 40 pts tonight, lol? i know not much of KS St but they better dammmmnnnnn sure have a stellar run defense and blitz ...
ETA: OT/ grrrrrrrrrrrr!
"Voodoo is forgetting who's the john and who's the whore." MK, 3/20/12
Submitted by MissJaneTexas on Thu, 01/03/2013 - 2:27pm.
Only if Jesus is sleeping. :)
Yes, Texas done good. I thought that game was over, then they came back while the BEAVERS played it safe.
OT: It should read "FRIED."
MORE PROOF that Idiocracy IS happening - surely, and NOT so slowly.
If that's not gonna help the seizures I don't know what will.
Submitted by Foxxy Brown on Thu, 01/03/2013 - 2:22pm.
I bet it's a great, fast, exciting game. *biting nails* I loved Louisville's whoopin' of FL last nite.
OT: Is there a Big' Wayne?
There must be an easier way for a ho to make a buck than fuck this skeevy gargoyle and hoping to squirt out a paycheck.
"Let them all boil in their own hotdog juice." Deb 7/2012
Submitted by RandéSleepover on Thu, 01/03/2013 - 2:20pm.
Yeah, but they will probably win the big one for the 7th year in a row. Annoying. Atleast Texas pulled the upset :)
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Your Chick-Fil-A is showing. - ISprainedMyUvula 8/3/2012
Submitted by RandéSleepover on Thu, 01/03/2013 - 2:20pm.
Submitted by Foxxy Brown on Thu, 01/03/2013 - 2:15pm.
the mighty Oregon Ducks are ALWAYS on topic! *puts on official Donald Duck head hat and looks for my "its not a bender it's a Duck game!" t-shirt
"Voodoo is forgetting who's the john and who's the whore." MK, 3/20/12
Submitted by Foxxy Brown on Thu, 01/03/2013 - 2:15pm.
I'd just like to add GOOOOOOOOOO DUCKS! (I'm lovin' the fact that the SEC is just 3-3 this bowl season.)
OT: I hated my braces.
Submitted by ewe on Thu, 01/03/2013 - 1:52pm.
Submitted by vsminimoose on Thu, 01/03/2013 - 1:33pm.
putting aside the crap about the psychology degree calling him "subanimal" simply because you don't like his music or personal "swag" [and i don't either] is still fucking ignorant. fuck off.
from a variety of sources, mostly wiki:
He wrote his first rap song at age eight.
At McMain Magnet School, Carter was an honor student, but he dropped out at the age of 14 to focus on a musical career.[15] -- yeah he sure is fucked up 'cuz white artists NEVER drop out of school to pursue their music or acting careers
After earning his GED, Wayne enrolled at the University of Houston in January 2005. He dropped out in the same year due to his conflicting schedule.[108] He also revealed on The View that he switched to the University of Phoenix and majored in psychology taking online courses.[58] An article in Urb magazine in March 2007 asserted that Wayne had been earning high grades at Houston.[109]
For all of his success, Wayne has never forgotten his roots. He established the One Family Foundation to help urban youth. Through his charitable organization, Wayne is working to rebuild the athletic fields at his old school, Eleanor McMain Secondary School, after they were destroyed by Hurricane Katrina in 2005.
http://www.theboombox.com/2009/08/25/lil-wayne-promotes-education-in-get...
how many foundations have you established, vsminimoose? how many athletic fields have you built for your communty? how many PSAs have you made to promote education?
so who is really the "sub" to whom here?
"Voodoo is forgetting who's the john and who's the whore." MK, 3/20/12
Not buying his story it's for the skateboard company. It's not even spelled right! He loves him some weed. Baked is his preferred state of being.
The way his hairline is receding, like the Jersey shore after Sandy, he's going to have a lot more advertising space.
I can't imagine why anyone would dare to shake his hand, let alone stick it in unadorned.
@TOPANGA - Ah, I didn't know that. I heard he finished. Oh, I agree that the guy is a tool and have no love for him; what I was objecting was him being called "subanimal" by whatsherface and thus questioning his intellect. Smart people do dumb shit all the time, which according to whatsherface is "use drugs, get tattoos stating he does drugs and has sex."
I have tattoos (not in my face, tho), do drugs and have sex - I suppose I'm subanimal as well.
I was prepared to accept this as a drug reference. (I'm sure Lil Wayne would've been *so* relieved.) But advertising? Unless this is a temporary job, then he has ishooze.
Submitted by M.E. on Thu, 01/03/2013 - 2:02pm.
He looks like he smells. I'm guessing he's got an array (sp?) of diseases and his arrest record is longer than the circumference of the earth.
How he's famous I just don't understand.
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I've heard he never brushes his teeth or his grills, which he wears all the time. I can believe it.
Ah, some of his music's not bad, but I have the music taste of a deaf, hyperactive Martian, so YMMV.
He looks like he smells. I'm guessing he's got an array (sp?) of diseases and his arrest record is longer than the circumference of the earth.
How he's famous I just don't understand.
Submitted by ewe on Thu, 01/03/2013 - 1:52pm.
He actually has a university degree in psychology, so calling him subanimal shows your ignorance rather than his.
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Yea sorry - no he doesn't. He or someone from his PR team enrolled in an online university program that has yet to be finished.
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Did anyone order me a plain cheese?
@ewe....his "degree in psychology" is from The University of Phoenix and it was an online course that he didn't even finish. Regardless, a degree or no degree, the guy is a tool, his music and lifestyle choices are evidence of that fact.
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