Bradley Cooper And Zoe Saldana Just Couldn't Make It Work
For the second time in a year, Zoe Saldana and Bradley Cooper's publicists and lawyers have thrown up their hands and walked out of a conference room with their heads hanging in shame, because they just couldn't come to an agreement and contract negotiations officially broke down. Zoe and B. Coop have broken up forever and they'll probably never sign their names on the same relationship contract AGAIN. First, the Katie Holmes/Jake Gyllenhaal rumors turn out to be a falsity and now this? Beards are having the worst week ever.
Zoe and B. Coop first got together after filming The Words and then they broke up for the first time in March before getting back together in September. And now Page Six says it's completely over. Zoe was supposed to spend Christmastimes in Europe with B. Coop and his family, but she went to Miami instead. A source said this:
“Zoe had planned to spend the holidays with Bradley and his family in Europe. They all were going to Paris, but things didn’t work out between them. Zoe spent New Year’s Eve with friends in Miami.”
So Zoe skipped out on the chance to hear Bradley Cooper order a buttered croissant with an extra foamy latte in panty creaming talk (aka French)? It really IS over. It's not Zoe and Bradley's fault that they didn't get to spend Christmas together. It's CBS Film's fault for releasing The Words on DVD right before Christmas, and because they did that there was no reason for B. Coop and Zoe's relationship to go on any longer. DAMN YOU CBS Films for screwing with holiday love!
P.S. THE WORDS available at your local Redbox NOW!


Lisbet - I pray that it is just an unfortunate shadow on Bradley's head.
I really enjoyed him in "Limitless", another film working with De Niro.
FACT: It seems utterly impossible, but there ARE gay men who are less than bright, witty, or funny. Not just Perez Hilton. I've known some. It's tragic...
"JUST SMILE LIKE A NORMAL FUCKED UP PERSON."
Charles Manson
Twat -
This makes me laugh...I'm from Chicago too. When I hear Gay Paree I think of that strip club out in Arlington Heights
Submitted by Twat Muffin on Thu, 01/03/2013 - 2:56pm.
As this was written Vincent Garber was buttering Brad Coop's croissant in gay Paree.
:D
God help me - I think he is so hot.
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Did anyone order me a plain cheese?
And now I will never unsee him as an emu. Damn.
beady eyes
God, they really didn't even try to pretend that was anything more than a stunt. I mean, they could have waited until the DVD was out for a month.
I know nothing about these two, but I get the impression that she couldn't handle what the Jon required.
Only ever saw him in "The Hangover" movies and he was good enough in them. My gut, seeing her, tells me she overestimates herself.
Submitted by Twat Muffin on Thu, 01/03/2013 - 3:06pm.
nah, that dude is too dull to be gay. i think he's an animatronic. you know, an AI but without the I.
"Voodoo is forgetting who's the john and who's the whore." MK, 3/20/12
anno, was that a good movie? I want to see it, actually
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Foxxy -- IKR? He's so bland, plus he looks like an emu. I think he got where he's at by giving rim jobs to the right guys, that's all I can come up with. Supposedly he's good in that Silver Linings Playbook movie, but how can you not look good in a decent movie with DeNiro in it?
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"LEAVE THE COUNTRY BEARS ALLLLLOOONEEEE!!!!"
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Actually enjoyed him in Silver Linings Playbook - he did mentally unbalanced very well!
yeah i agree, dude is so blah
will never understand how he "happened." i mean i know the roles through which he made his "reputation," but any of a kajillion actors could do those roles. i see nothing exceptional about him.
same with her, but i think she is the more talented of the two
"Voodoo is forgetting who's the john and who's the whore." MK, 3/20/12
I swear "The Words" was the movie offering on my Christmas flight and more than once the steward had to get on the intercom and say "The Words. Words. W O R D S. No we don't know what it's about or who's in it!"
As this was written Vincent Garber was buttering Brad Coop's croissant in gay Paree.
I can't stand Zoe Saldana. Every time I see her face I want to punch it. She looks so damn smug.
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"I'm from Chicago, bitch!"
"LEAVE THE COUNTRY BEARS ALLLLLOOONEEEE!!!!"
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I never noticed before now how crooked his face is - his right eye is substantially lower than the left. WONKEH
*snore* watching paint dry is more interesting than these two in a "relationship" with each other...
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Roseanne Barr
Neytiri! You are too good for his ghey ass anyway!
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"OBAMA PLEASE HELP ME I DON'T HAVE A JOB"
"NO SORRY BUT HERE'S SOME WEED AND A VOUCHER TO GET MARRIED TO YOUR UNCLE" THANKS OBAMA
Sucky 12/19
Just FYI, this is why I can like films like Columbiana and still want to strangle her with her own intestines:
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=QqFw8YLtb6c
Didn't his wife run for the hills after just a few months because of his gheyness?
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Huh. They're still alive. Is he wearing a wig?