Friday, January 4th 2013

The CAPTION THIS Contest WINNER For January 3rd!

Fiscal cliff lease agreement. Special finance offers brought to you by Mercedes.. The Dollar Store and Sally's. - veryoldbat

Runners-up:

"Next week, on Courtney Stodden's 'Pimp My Ride'..." - turnelbup

In keeping with her New Year's resolution to keep things simple and beautiful, JLo fixes her side mirror herself. - Euromutt

2018-Honey Boo-Boo gets her drivers license. - christine the hoff

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Submitted by sdfws on Thu, 01/10/2013 - 2:44am.

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Submitted by Sweetas on Fri, 01/04/2013 - 4:57pm.

Congrats everyone! HOFFA♥

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Submitted by winniwins on Fri, 01/04/2013 - 3:01pm.

Congrats to all. WTG, VOB!

Submitted by BaconSlut on Fri, 01/04/2013 - 2:31pm.

Awesome cappies funneh hookerz!!! Conga rats!

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Submitted by Deb on Fri, 01/04/2013 - 12:29pm.

Congrats, VOB! WTG, turnlbop, Euromutt, and CTH! Funny beeshes!

"JUST SMILE LIKE A NORMAL FUCKED UP PERSON."
Charles Manson

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Submitted by veryoldbat on Fri, 01/04/2013 - 12:14pm.

Congrats to all you beautiful and elegant slores of the D.

I'd say I'm surprised by this but the truth is I heard it in a song while I was sleeping upside down in my daughter's closet.- Dog
The one who finds the most virgins by the end of the evening wins the Turkey! Gardening Girl

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Submitted by CashewTime. on Fri, 01/04/2013 - 11:45am.

Lol congrats :)

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Submitted by Foxxy Brown on Fri, 01/04/2013 - 11:40am.

congrats to all -- each one is hilarious!

"Voodoo is forgetting who's the john and who's the whore." MK, 3/20/12

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Submitted by christine the hoff on Fri, 01/04/2013 - 11:30am.

Congrads youfunny hores!

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Submitted by WithinReason... on Fri, 01/04/2013 - 10:56am.

Very funny guys, congrats! lol

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Submitted by turnelbup on Fri, 01/04/2013 - 10:47am.

Thanks MK, welcome home! and Congratulations winners! LOL and Happy New Year to all... :))

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"When in doubt, freak 'em out" -- Sharon Needles

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Submitted by OurMissC on Fri, 01/04/2013 - 9:40am.

Congrats funny whores!

"...sometimes sucking on the same dick gets real boring." - MK's eloquent cousin

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Submitted by snowpiece on Fri, 01/04/2013 - 9:39am.

congrats to Hoffner♥ and allll the winners!

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"OBAMA PLEASE HELP ME I DON'T HAVE A JOB"
"NO SORRY BUT HERE'S SOME WEED AND A VOUCHER TO GET MARRIED TO YOUR UNCLE" THANKS OBAMA

Sucky 12/19

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Submitted by GingeMinge on Fri, 01/04/2013 - 12:48am.

Driving Miss Lazy

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Submitted by lovelylaney on Thu, 01/03/2013 - 11:07pm.

Objects in mirror may appear more ridiculous than you think

or

Genuine Hercedez Benz replacement parts

AMF's picture
Submitted by AMF on Thu, 01/03/2013 - 11:01pm.

Oh Lord, won't you buy me a Mercedes Benz,
A Mercedes brand side mirror, I must make amends
Last time I got sideswiped, it knocked out the lens
So oh Lord, won't you buy it for my Mercedes Benz

AMF's picture
Submitted by AMF on Thu, 01/03/2013 - 10:57pm.

Snow White uses the magic mirror to force her mother to watch her bang the man behind the cameras while in a PT Cruiser.

AMF's picture
Submitted by AMF on Thu, 01/03/2013 - 10:54pm.

The magic mirror quickly regretted telling Ravenna that Snow White was fairest of them all.

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Submitted by atlantapug on Thu, 01/03/2013 - 10:23pm.

Retractable Barbie arm sold separately.

**When the world slips you a Jeffrey, stroke the furry walls.**

Euromutt's picture
Submitted by Euromutt on Thu, 01/03/2013 - 9:59pm.

In keeping with her New Year's resolution to keep things simple and beautiful, JLo fixes her side mirror herself.

Learned One's picture
Submitted by Learned One on Thu, 01/03/2013 - 7:56pm.

The world discovers the mirror that feeds Kim Kardashian's delusion that she's a size 4.

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Submitted by upstatestruggler on Thu, 01/03/2013 - 7:36pm.

THIS must win:
Submitted by que cochina on Thu, 01/03/2013 - 8:11pm.
Amanda Bynes, in collaboration with Pep Boys & Disney, introduces her DIY line of cost-saving auto body repair.

(no relation to Jennifer Lopez, she wishes)

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Submitted by skabazzle on Thu, 01/03/2013 - 7:32pm.

Taylor Swift installed her very own Lisa Frank-inspired vanity mirror on her car so she can look out for crazed One-Directioners while practicing kissy faces for Harry.

que cochina's picture
Submitted by que cochina on Thu, 01/03/2013 - 6:41pm.

Amanda Bynes, in collaboration with Pep Boys & Disney, introduces her DIY line of cost-saving auto body repair.

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Submitted by Madam Pince on Thu, 01/03/2013 - 6:37pm.

Britney's just keeping it real, Louisiana-style.

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"Lord help us all! Jesus take the bedazzled wheel." ~~MK

Submitted by gendicott on Thu, 01/03/2013 - 6:04pm.

Mirror, Mirror taped on the door. I think Kristen Stewart got banged really hard by a married man, up against this car.

Submitted by Caramel on Thu, 01/03/2013 - 6:03pm.

Oh Lordy-yours made me laugh, BaconSlut!

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Submitted by Dawn Davenport on Thu, 01/03/2013 - 5:53pm.

Do these tires make my bumpers look fat?

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Submitted by fleawatch on Thu, 01/03/2013 - 5:34pm.

Objects in the rear view mirror may appear Gay-er than they are.......

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Submitted by parissucksliterally on Thu, 01/03/2013 - 5:28pm.

Looks like K Fed's brother had to fix his own car with the money left on his Capital One card, after the Britney lawsuit fell through.

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And I kept touching my neck
To guide your eyes where I wanted you to kiss me
When we find some time alone

Submitted by khazar-khum on Thu, 01/03/2013 - 5:23pm.

Tommygirl just can't go anywhere without a handjob.

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Submitted by Vera Charles on Thu, 01/03/2013 - 5:18pm.

Beauty school dropout meet drivers ed dropout.

Vern's picture
Submitted by Vern on Thu, 01/03/2013 - 5:07pm.

Looks like Katie had Suri's car personalized.

*chanting as always*

Shut the fuck up kid, you're in my closet now.

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Submitted by citizenstrange on Thu, 01/03/2013 - 5:06pm.

Gay Blues Brothers deleted scene.

Elwood: It's got cop shocks, cop tires, cop brakes, cop engine, Little Mermaid mirror. So, what do you say ... is it the new Cruisemobile?

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Submitted by GingeMinge on Fri, 01/04/2013 - 12:46am.

Rihanna had her Mercedes customized after discovering the side mirror cut off the top nine-tenths of her forehead.

Submitted by Ahem on Thu, 01/03/2013 - 4:36pm.

You know the world is going to shit when LieLo Blohan steals a Mercedes Shit-Class wing mirror to pay for her next hit.

Submitted by ButtonMan on Thu, 01/03/2013 - 4:26pm.

If this doesn't encourage women to put on make-up or style their hair while driving, I simply don't know what does.

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Submitted by Spkheller on Thu, 01/03/2013 - 4:24pm.

With LiLo getting all the attention these days, no one has even noticed that the car from Herbie: Fully Loaded has fallen on some hard times

tbeez's picture
Submitted by tbeez on Thu, 01/03/2013 - 4:18pm.

When Jessica Simpson read "Objects in mirror are larger than they appear" she remedied the situation right away.

notreallyworking's picture
Submitted by notreallyworking on Thu, 01/03/2013 - 4:09pm.

Justin Beibers ferrari immediately after the accident.

"Just look at all the fucks I give!"

"Faith means not wanting to know what is true." — Friedrich Nietzsche

"Is your name Michael Diamond?" "Naw, mine's Clarence..."

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Submitted by oryx on Thu, 01/03/2013 - 4:06pm.

Will Michael K's contributions to Glamour never end?

Submitted by Crabby Abbey on Thu, 01/03/2013 - 4:02pm.

Lindsay to Dina the next day: "I dunno. Must have been the black kid." (snooooorrrt)

Submitted by NOLAughing on Thu, 01/03/2013 - 3:58pm.

Beware of Mayhem.

Submitted by NOLAughing on Thu, 01/03/2013 - 3:56pm.

"I'm your re

Submitted by La Angel on Thu, 01/03/2013 - 3:53pm.

And objects in the Bines-view mirror may appea-CRASH

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Submitted by turnelbup on Thu, 01/03/2013 - 3:42pm.

"Next week, on Courtney Stodden's 'Pimp My Ride'..."

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"When in doubt, freak 'em out" -- Sharon Needles

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Submitted by Orangina on Thu, 01/03/2013 - 3:27pm.

A "What's Wrong With This Picture?" drawing come to life.

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Submitted by CashewTime. on Thu, 01/03/2013 - 3:23pm.

Being Hugh Hefner's widow didn't quite work out for Crystal Harris.

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Submitted by CashewTime. on Thu, 01/03/2013 - 3:20pm.

Having her car repoed wasn't going to stop Angelynne from being fabulous.

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Submitted by RandéSleepover on Thu, 01/03/2013 - 3:15pm.

NAC: Another broke, uninsured Benz owner. People say that roughly half the drivers in Beverly Hills are uninsured--by choice or circumstances.

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