Afternoon Crumbs
When you turn off all the lights in the bathroom, splash water at the medicine cabinet and chant "porn iguana porn iguana" over and over again, this is what pops up in the bathroom mirror - The Superficial
Taylor Swift and Harry Styles took a picture with their fans in the Caribbean and all I see are bright shiny demon eyes - Lainey Gossip
Nick Gruber is still the worst gold digging boy toy ever - Towleroad
The Swedish Shauna Sand is melting in the sun, but at least she looks as elegant as always while doing it - Hollywood Tuna
Emma Watson does some posing in Marie Claire - The Berry
Eye roll inducer of the day: being gorgeous and glamorous almost cost Emmy Rossum a job - Celebitchy
So I guess somebody did get a picture of Sofia Vergara's chichi escaping out of her dress on New Year's Eve - Drunken Stepfather
Ryan Seacrest gets his beard wet in St. Barts - Popsugar
Vanessa Hudgens' sister needs to stop with the Sun-In - Popoholic
"Esta puta" is probably what every Mexican paparazzo said when LeAnn Rimes texted her exact GPS coordinates to them - Just Jared
The hell did they do to Jon Snow's face - OMG Blog
Final verdict: JWoww's ass is still gross with or without Photoshop - IDLYITW
Simon Cowell gets modest and sick of hos only staring at his succulent tit pies - Celebslam
Click the link and lick the screen if you've ever wanted to make out with Jimmy Kimmel's ass crack - SOW
But did Cee Lo Green order the chocolate nachos? - Moe Jackson
Miley Cyrus looks so much better with an adorable puppy covering half of her face - Cityrag
QUICK! Lock the doors and pull the drapes shut, Twit & Twat are out of the country - I'm Not Obsessed
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How much facial surgery has the porn iguana had?? bitch looks completely different these days but in a generic way, like we haven't already seen enough boring silicone melons and blonde weave *yawn
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"You wait. They gonna get everybody on twitter, facebook, doing everythin' online and then they gonna pull the PLUG and we all gonna be FUCKED!"
Emma Watson gives great face...WoW.
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why hasnt she been offered playboy yet? she looks like most of those bleach blond big boobs chicks. i will say something nice about her though. it's refreshing to see a ho without a french manicure. whenever i see women with those long french tips i think, girl, have you ever seen porn? all those chicks wear their nails like that. just stop, ok. just stop.
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"It's called a party bus! Not a punch-a-titty bus. And put your MetroCard away, Chris Brown, no such bus exists." MK
The hell did they do to Jon Snow's face - OMG Blog
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omg... this was a terrible idea! he looks like he has leprosy.
the mistake many women make when they color their hair blonde is to go with a golden blonde color vs an ash blonde. golden blonde tends to be brassy whereas ash tones down brassiness. bleach blonde is just whoreific (tho in the lizard queen's defense she still looks better than Lilo).
I never went blond and never wanted to but Male Dog was curious so I tried on a couple of blond wigs to show him how awful my skin tone is with blond. Shut him up quickly.
IMO, the majority of women who go blond either shouldn't at all or they go with the wrong shade. More than any other color, blond ages you and you need to be so careful with it.
Famous people who shouldn't be blond: Holly Madison, Gwen Stefani, Kelly Clarkson, Christina (it needs to be way darker), BloHan, Beowulf, am I forgetting anyone? I know I is.
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You forgot Beyoncé!
"This world is a whore."
Thank you Mani6: health and happiness to you and to all DListed devotees.
I went strawberry blonde for maybe a year and it was the biggest msitake of my life - I look at pics now and wonder WHAT I was thinking.
DogMiz!! *big smooch* Happy 2013!!
How could I forget Blohan? Yes, let's make 2013 the year that the Kards and Blohos plummet in a fiery downfall!
Yes Mizro it seems every woman wants to be a blonde at least once in their life. Happy New Year to you, PSL, Hekki,Hekki bo Becky and to all of the people I love on here.
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And BloHan!!! Don't forget her and Dina and Michael!!!
MizDog!
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PSL - I second that motion! Parisite is down, let's hope the same happens here...
Hi MizRo!!! Happy New Year to you too! May this year be the downfall of the Kardashians....
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And I kept touching my neck
To guide your eyes where I wanted you to kiss me
When we find some time alone
Submitted by fredfred: "taylor of course dresses for a sock hop even when in the caribbean at a bar."
LOL. Sock hop!!
PSL! Happy New year babe!
Emmy Rossum is an attractive girl but she does look shocked at all times!
Emmy Rossum looks like a deer in headlights to me. Glad I am not the only one who can't stand her.
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And I kept touching my neck
To guide your eyes where I wanted you to kiss me
When we find some time alone
hahaha Mani6!! EVERY man I know practically gets whiplash when a reasonable-weight blonde walks by.
I find that men's eyes immediately travel to a blonde first upon entering a room/subway car/office, etc...
Bleached blonde bimbo is so 90's.
http://www.thesuperficial.com/photos/courtney-stodden-used-to-look-like-...
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Her left arm looks like a spicy cheetoh
That's just gross
She literally looks like something out of a horror flick. She's every zombie/possessed hooker character in every movie ever.
Please, Dr Freud, help us out. We desperately need to see Casper [the Friendly Ghost] fuck his mother! --- Cinema Snob
Batty, my goal today is to be pron queen!
I had some good lovins today... should have recorded it. *snaps* Damn.
CIJ. .. I'm still chasing you down for prom queen. LoL...
Have been practicing my talent portion of the program...:D..
Withy suggested I set my browser search lower for more eye opening results...
She has the right idea.. ::: grins...
Yes POOPEtte... I googled a peen and all I got was a sock puppet... LMAO...
Xo B
I'd say I'm surprised by this but the truth is I heard it in a song while I was sleeping upside down in my daughter's closet.- Dog
The one who finds the most virgins by the end of the evening wins the Turkey! Gardening Girl
I figured she'd be in nekkid pictures by now.
Her facial improvement is due to less makeup.
I think the iguana looks a million times better with the new face, teeth, no tan, and better makeup, but she's still skanky as fuck. She's so young to have such an advanced state of anorexia though. I bet she dies before she hits 21.
I hate Emmy Rossum too. She needs to stick with the opera. She's never going to happen in Hollywood, her ship said years ago. Her biggest claim to fame was when she dated the Counting Crows singer.
Fake tits, fake hair, fake nose, fake chin, fake cheekbones. fake personality.....
Submitted by CashewTime. on Fri, 01/04/2013 - 9:24pm.
Submitted by winniwins on Fri, 01/04/2013 - 8:46pm.
CashewTime- Sherilyn Fenn, Darling.
Oh my, she is pretty. I see she's played Liz before. Would have been effective to cast her as the older Liz in that Lifetime disaster...well shit, Liz of all ages lol
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She would have been great. Loved her in Twin Peaks and one of my high school favorites- Two Moon Junction. Every time I watched I felt like my dad was going to catch me watching pron. She can rock the platinum blonde as well.
snarla & MadgesVadge -- I can't stand Emmy Rossum either. She's nothing to look at & seems inappropriately smug.
Cashew -- hey, babe!
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"LEAVE THE COUNTRY BEARS ALLLLLOOONEEEE!!!!"
-- christine the hoff
taylor of course dresses for a sock hop even when in the caribbean at a bar.
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Submitted by snarla on Fri, 01/04/2013 -7:33pm.
I find Emmy Rossum insufferable. Now you know.
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Me too. She's the poor man's Ann Hathaway.
Re: Jon Snow. What a little cutie.
Submitted by ellegaunt on Fri, 01/04/2013 - 8:49pm.
Why do you call her the porn iguana? It's funny, but I'm not sure why.
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she has a creepy way of licking her lips and teeth trying to look sexy. Instead she looks reptilian.
"When you turn off all the lights in the bathroom, splash water at the medicine cabinet and chant "porn iguana porn iguana" over and over again, this is what pops up in the bathroom mirror"-MK
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Bahahahahaha! Aaaaand this is why I keep coming here. :D
How much longer before this whore faces reality and just admits she's a joke and do porn.
"Let them all boil in their own hotdog juice." Deb 7/2012
Submitted by princesspoppy on Fri, 01/04/2013 - 8:41pm.
I'm one of those who doesn't like to believe young people carve their faces, and I like to stay naive that way lol. But yeah, she might have gotten her whole face lifted, and combined with speedorexia, might have created angles.
Submitted by winniwins on Fri, 01/04/2013 - 8:46pm.
CashewTime- Sherilyn Fenn, Darling.
Oh my, she is pretty. I see she's played Liz before. Would have been effective to cast her as the older Liz in that Lifetime disaster...well shit, Liz of all ages lol.
I think the porn iguana's new teeth have really changed her face.
She used to have feral rat teeth.
Why do you call her the porn iguana? It's funny, but I'm not sure why.
CashewTime- Sherilyn Fenn, Darling.
Submitted by CashewTime. on Fri, 01/04/2013 - 8:35pm.
Yes, I agree with the eyebrow lift but I thought her nose was more boney. Could they add shape to it? Maybe some little cheek implants?
The minute I saw the pic, I knew she'd had work.
Way "prettier" but still a total skank.
Submitted by princesspoppy on Fri, 01/04/2013 - 8:29pm.
Can someone please explain to me what surgery Courtney did to make her look better? She's a million times prettier than before but I can't put my finger on it. It's more than lip plumping.
---Eye lift and nose job combined with weight loss is my guess. When she was a kid her eyes didn't turn up as much and she had more baby fat in the face. Less tan and makeup too, of course, and she is growing, so her face might also be changing because of that?
Can someone please explain to me what surgery Courtney did to make her look better? She's a million times prettier than before but I can't put my finger on it. It's more than lip plumping.
NOW what did she do to her face? *sigh*
Submitted by winniwins on Fri, 01/04/2013 - 7:15pm.
Winniwins,
Who is that in your avie?
MK, explain Nick Gruber. First Calvin Klein. And now his new sugar daddy says he has shit for brains. He must have an ass of gold. Travolta and Cruise must be curious.
I find Emmy Rossum insufferable. Now you know.
Ha! Gruber....what's worse than being gay for pay, totaling your sugar daddy's $100,000 Beemer, and getting caught cheating with a woman? Being broadsided by a PT Cruiser! A PT Cruiser for crissakes!
Submitted by MissAnnThrope on Fri, 01/04/2013 - 6:56pm.
II don't mean any offense but, god dang, that's a tacky granny shower curtain behind her, and who the hell wants carpet in their bathroom?
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The same people who have a cushioned toilet seat.
Interesting, because Emmy Rossum is neither gorgeous, nor glamourous.
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"I have a very poor way of concealing my dislike of people and/or things." -- Evil_Cupcake's Mom
I'm far from rich, and live in a regular old 40 year old house, so I don't mean any offense but, god dang, that's a tacky granny shower curtain behind her, and who the hell wants carpet in their bathroom? Instead of buying slut clothes, hair extensions and plastic surgery, revamp your bathroom.