Kim Kartrashian And Gwyneth Paltrow Have The Same Trainer Now

Tracy Anderson is the trainer-of-choice to a lot of celebrity twats and she goes against everything I believe in like not working out, eating food and hating on Gwyneth Paltrow. If you don't know who Tracy Anderson is, get to know the bat-faced muscle troll by reading these words of wisdom that have fallen out of her mouth over the years:

“A lot of women use pregnancy as an excuse to let their bodies go, and that’s the worst thing."

“I’ve seen so many women who come to me right after (having children) with disaster bodies that have gone through hell, or they come to me years later and say, ‘Oh, my body is like this because I had three kids.’”

"When you feel your best, you're more confident in bed. It's not lights-out, under-the-covers sex. It's more like, 'Take a look at this!'"

But I will slightly slow clap for Tracy Anderson for saying this after pulling GOOP's pants down during a "body evaluation": "Oh, my God, wow, I am just so surprised, because you look so good in clothes. I wasn't expecting this."If bile almost poured out of Tracy's eye holes from looking at GOOP's skinny ass, I can only imagine what her reaction was when she stared directly at Kim Kardashian's ass of doom. It was probably a lot like that scene in Indiana Jones when Indy runs from that giant boulder. Kim wrote on her blog yesterday that fellow fame whore Tracy Anderson is her trainer now, which means that for the next few months she'll only eat dried lemon pith and workout 23 hours a day.

Tracy Anderson is keeping me in shape! She is helping me make the adjustments necessary to keep me feeling happy, healthy and most importantly create a workout plan that is safe for the baby. It’s really important for me to have a fitness routine that works for my body and my schedule and I’m really happy with the workout plan Tracy is working with me on.

The only good that can come from this is that when Tracy Anderson is standing behind Kim Kartashian and is screaming at her to do ten thousand squats in a row, Kim will get tired and fall back, crushing Tracy. The next set of pictures we'll see is a panty-less Kim strutting out of Tracy's studio as a shaky, bony hand reaches out of her ass for help.

Wenn.com, Splash

Posted by: Michael K

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Submitted by Mayo on Fri, 01/04/2013 - 3:40pm.

The Kardashians are so disgusting! Just look at this: http://www.crazydaysandnights.net/2013/01/blind-items-revealed_7761.html

Oh, and that tracy bitch is bulimic, how can that represent a "healthy living"? Fucking hypocrite.

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Submitted by louise_brooks on Fri, 01/04/2013 - 3:35pm.

Submitted by Whamo on Fri, 01/04/2013 - 5:02pm.
Submitted by bambam on Fri, 01/04/2013 - 4:52pm.

The saddest duel ever.

Submitted by Whamo on Fri, 01/04/2013 - 3:32pm.

Submitted by bambam on Fri, 01/04/2013 - 4:52pm.

You'll have to forgive Whamo. He's quite mad, dontchaknow? Gwynnie belongs to me and only me.
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Are YOU INSANE!!! I'm sorry but it's a well known FACT Gwenny loves me and has since the first time she never laid eyes on me.

I'm sorry my friend....Pistols at Dawn!

Submitted by mikidais on Fri, 01/04/2013 - 3:27pm.

Hockey Fan-

That is sweet of you, thank you. I'm pretty upset, as you can imagine.

Submitted by Kizzy on Fri, 01/04/2013 - 3:27pm.

Holy fuck is it ever gratifying to know I am Hollywood's kryptonite. My 40-year-old ass is preggers again. Bring me more banana splits with hot fudge AND caramel!! Bananas are good for you, you know. With candied walnuts, please. Also, when I'm done eating, I'm going to top it off with a nice cigarette. SUCK IT, HoWood!!

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Submitted by Whamo on Fri, 01/04/2013 - 3:26pm.

Submitted by Hockey fan on Fri, 01/04/2013 - 4:46pm.
Submitted by Whamo on Fri, 01/04/2013 - 4:42pm.

my Gwenny

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Whuuuuuuuuuut?? OH HELLZ NAW I didn't just read that!

Whamo, you have till the count of three to change your jersey and get back on the ice.

**counting**
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NEVER! I think she's purdy and there is nothing I can do about that! :P

Submitted by Hockey fan on Fri, 01/04/2013 - 3:25pm.

Who holds a bottle of water like that unless she's pimping it?

*please don't pimp Fiji, I like their water*

Submitted by Hockey fan on Fri, 01/04/2013 - 3:24pm.

Submitted by bambam on Fri, 01/04/2013 - 4:52pm.

You'll have to forgive Whamo. He's quite mad, dontchaknow? Gwynnie belongs to me and only me.

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Y'all are jsut tweakin' with my shit, now. Stop fucking with meeeeeeeee!

Submitted by Hockey fan on Fri, 01/04/2013 - 3:22pm.

Submitted by PinkPostIt on Fri, 01/04/2013 - 4:48pm.

Submitted by Hockey fan on Fri, 01/04/2013 - 4:39pm.

I thought the mouthbreather pic was Octomom at first. Think about it.

Aren't 99% of her pics, "mouthbreather"?

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Wait, are we talking about Octomom or Pisscatcher?

Submitted by bambam on Fri, 01/04/2013 - 3:22pm.

Submitted by Hockey fan on Fri, 01/04/2013 - 4:46pm.
Submitted by Whamo on Fri, 01/04/2013 - 4:42pm.

my Gwenny

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Whuuuuuuuuuut?? OH HELLZ NAW I didn't just read that!

Whamo, you have till the count of three to change your jersey and get back on the ice.
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You'll have to forgive Whamo. He's quite mad, dontchaknow? Gwynnie belongs to me and only me.

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Submitted by RandéSleepover on Fri, 01/04/2013 - 3:22pm.

This means double-wide-ass will be spending more time skanking up lovely Studio City. None of the Kardashians look fit to me. Heck, Bruce Jenner no longer looks fit.

Submitted by Hockey fan on Fri, 01/04/2013 - 3:21pm.

GG, thet reminds me, I have to go to the library and pick up my books so I can stop seeing pix of shite like this. LOL

Submitted by Whamo on Fri, 01/04/2013 - 3:20pm.

Submitted by Gardening Girl on Fri, 01/04/2013 - 4:37pm.
That reminds me...I have to take my elegant self to Target and get a new sports bra to encase my elegant tits in.
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Lol!

Submitted by PinkPostIt on Fri, 01/04/2013 - 3:18pm.

Submitted by Hockey fan on Fri, 01/04/2013 - 4:39pm.

I thought the mouthbreather pic was Octomom at first. Think about it.

Aren't 99% of her pics, "mouthbreather"?

Submitted by bambam on Fri, 01/04/2013 - 3:18pm.

Submitted by Foxxy Brown on Fri, 01/04/2013 - 4:24pm.
Submitted by IrishFury on Fri, 01/04/2013 - 4:20pm.

that's where all of the elegant people shop!

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JCPenny's is the place to go. They've stepped up their game. I wanted to find some good Levi's that fit me like they used to. Went to Macy's, all they had were them skinny twinky boy jeans (WTF is with fashion, now they wanna make boys anorexic?)

Scooted over to JCP's and found the same brand that fit me at 20 bucks less per pair. I couldn't believe it, had me checking to see if they were knockoffs or sumpthin. They're trying to compete and remain true to their philosophy of offering good quality, inexpensive items.

And their after xmas markdowns are outrageous, seriously.

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Submitted by Hockey fan on Fri, 01/04/2013 - 3:17pm.

Submitted by mikidais on Fri, 01/04/2013 - 4:45pm.

Sorry for the outburst-I'm really upset because I just took my sweet 8 year old Rottie to the vet and left him there for x-rays, blood tests, etc. He might have bloat.

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Bloat?? Oh no, hon, I'm so sorry. I work in a vet clinic and we see this often. Let me know what happens. Thinking good thoughts for you and your baby.

Submitted by Hockey fan on Fri, 01/04/2013 - 3:16pm.

Submitted by Whamo on Fri, 01/04/2013 - 4:42pm.

my Gwenny

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Whuuuuuuuuuut?? OH HELLZ NAW I didn't just read that!

Whamo, you have till the count of three to change your jersey and get back on the ice.

**counting**

Submitted by mikidais on Fri, 01/04/2013 - 3:15pm.

Just die you fucking wench!!! Hate her with the intensity of a thousand burning suns

Sorry for the outburst-I'm really upset because I just took my sweet 8 year old Rottie to the vet and left him there for x-rays, blood tests, etc. He might have bloat.

Submitted by skinny fat on Fri, 01/04/2013 - 3:14pm.

http://www.radaronline.com/photos/image/204245/2013/01/pregnant-kim-hits...

Submitted by Hockey fan on Fri, 01/04/2013 - 3:14pm.

Submitted by fauve on Fri, 01/04/2013 - 3:54pm.

Isn't Tracy Anderson a con artist with a trail of screwed-over customers? KK's money must be alluring, and the pregnancy (if real) could be used by both of them as an excuse for failure if this thing crashes.

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Oh yeah. This is just one of her many lawsuits:

http://www.celebitchy.com/75237/madonnas_ex-trainer_tracy_anderson_sued_...

She's from Indiana, where I live, and most people don't even claim to know her anymore, she's such a weaselly fraud.

Submitted by Faloola Chong on Fri, 01/04/2013 - 3:13pm.

Tracy Anderson is a fraud, she was the one who turned Madonna into Iggy Pop. Her plans revolve around unhealthy sub-1000 calorie diets, Kim is an even bigger fool than I thought.

There's a ton of negative stuff about her quack methods, other personal trainers hate her - http://ohnotheydidnt.livejournal.com/57423663.html http://healthhappinessandhottness.blogspot.co.uk/2011/08/tracy-anderson-... http://markfisherfitness.tumblr.com/post/3638366150

Submitted by Whamo on Fri, 01/04/2013 - 3:12pm.

And I'm most insulted that my Gwenny and that FAT ASS hippo Hippardian are mentioned in the same breath! I'll forgive MK as I'm sure he's still drunk on booze and Hawiian peen and didn't realize his error.

Submitted by CashewTime. on Fri, 01/04/2013 - 3:11pm.

Submitted by Latex Jungle on Fri, 01/04/2013 - 4:29pm

This

Submitted by louise_brooks on Fri, 01/04/2013 - 3:11pm.

I second Target for workout clothes that make your ass look awesome.

If you are losing weight from working out, why spend a fortune on clothes you won't be able to wear for a long time?

Submitted by BaconSlut on Fri, 01/04/2013 - 3:10pm.

Camel Tow!!!

http://blogs.riverfronttimes.com/dailyrft/2010/02/camel_towing_st_louis....

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Submitted by snowpiece on Fri, 01/04/2013 - 3:10pm.

Queen V, I read that too, ahahahahhaha too funny! no one wants her!

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Submitted by Hockey fan on Fri, 01/04/2013 - 3:09pm.

I thought the mouthbreather pic was Octomom at first. Think about it.

Submitted by QueenVelveeta on Fri, 01/04/2013 - 3:08pm.

I read today that Kim Kraptrashian is looking for a diet company for her to endorse after the baby is born (a la Jessica Simpson/WeightWatchers) and she has had no takers. Jenny Craig and MediFast both said NO.

Submitted by Gardening Girl on Fri, 01/04/2013 - 3:07pm.

That reminds me...I have to take my elegant self to Target and get a new sports bra to encase my elegant tits in.

"Let them all boil in their own hotdog juice." Deb 7/2012

Submitted by Whamo on Fri, 01/04/2013 - 3:04pm.

bmitted by IrishFury on Fri, 01/04/2013 - 4:20pm.
I buy Champion brand at Target and they look great and make your ass look FABULOUS!!
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Elegant AND beautiful?

Pictures please:P

Submitted by Foxxy Brown on Fri, 01/04/2013 - 3:03pm.

Submitted by PinkPostIt on Fri, 01/04/2013 - 4:26pm.

See the connection? Tracy = Goop = Beyonce

wow, you nailed it! even though the actual goop and the actual beyonce gave her the cold shoulder, she still managed to get her name associated with them, and at the same time start a new "story" for the media to follow. well played, PMK and Satan.

"Voodoo is forgetting who's the john and who's the whore." MK, 3/20/12

Submitted by cmag on Fri, 01/04/2013 - 3:02pm.

Yup, you could wash the old school Lululemon stuff and it would never pill or get any snags or loose threads. The new crop all pill within a couple of months and give you bad camel toe b/c they changed the gusset. They also cheaped out on the fabric, hence more see through pants and crops.

Submitted by vsminimoose on Fri, 01/04/2013 - 4:08pm.

That sucks....all the stuff I have from them are 5-6 years old and still holding up and I wear the hell out of their pants. They get washed at least 1-2 times per week.

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Just like me after reading about Kim's love for Gay Fish, her tits are sullen, over it and slowly falling to the floor out of boredom. - MK

Submitted by Whamo on Fri, 01/04/2013 - 3:01pm.

There is no way a celebrity trainer is worth the extra money they charge a opposed to any good trainer. Is that Tae Bo Billy Blanks dude eating Dinner now he's no longer trainer flavour of the month?

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Submitted by IrishFury on Fri, 01/04/2013 - 4:20pm.

I buy Champion brand at Target and they look great and make your ass look FABULOUS!!

I really like Under Armour brand, but Champion is a good value and holds up great.

*checks out Irish's ass*

Submitted by Latex Jungle on Fri, 01/04/2013 - 2:59pm.

Sign me up for the Kartrashian boycott. I AM SICK OF ALL OF THEM!
And btw, "pregnancy as an excuse to let your body go?" Ive never been pregnant but oh that made me want to slap that trainer's damn mouth. Sexism from men is bad enough--but nothing makes me madder than a sexist woman. I love reading this blog--usually. But the last few days it hasnt entertained me at all, just made me mad. Please MK put a moratorium on the damn Kartrashians PLEASE!

Submitted by Lisbet459 on Fri, 01/04/2013 - 2:58pm.

I suspect that her people, especially PMK, are sending her out there both for a really atrocious "before" shot, and because any publicity is good publicity.

But really, you just know she looked at herself in the mirror and saw Sofia Vergara:

http://www.wwtdd.com/2011/12/ohai-sofia-vergaras-ass/

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Submitted by IrishFury on Fri, 01/04/2013 - 4:20pm.
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Plus there are zero fromage cottage and camel toe shows. How DO you do it? hahaha

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Submitted by christine the hoff on Fri, 01/04/2013 - 2:57pm.

she's so gross. wonder if her lips are gonna explode.

Submitted by PinkPostIt on Fri, 01/04/2013 - 2:56pm.

See the connection? Tracy = Goop = Beyonce

Submitted by Foxxy Brown on Fri, 01/04/2013 - 2:54pm.

Submitted by IrishFury on Fri, 01/04/2013 - 4:20pm.

that's where all of the elegant people shop!

"Voodoo is forgetting who's the john and who's the whore." MK, 3/20/12

Submitted by Dirk Diggler on Fri, 01/04/2013 - 2:54pm.

That con artist Tracy Anderson has got another hapless victim!

Submitted by snowpiece on Fri, 01/04/2013 - 2:53pm.

Thumb 10 "Son, stay away from that big assed ho!"

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"NO SORRY BUT HERE'S SOME WEED AND A VOUCHER TO GET MARRIED TO YOUR UNCLE" THANKS OBAMA

Sucky 12/19

Submitted by PinkPostIt on Fri, 01/04/2013 - 2:51pm.

Her lips look like they are going to pop. Is it safe to get those types of injections while pregnant?

Submitted by IrishFury on Fri, 01/04/2013 - 2:50pm.

I buy Champion brand at Target and they look great and make your ass look FABULOUS!!

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Submitted by Gigaboob on Fri, 01/04/2013 - 2:49pm.

Submitted by snowpiece on Fri, 01/04/2013 - 4:08pm.
she's really looking more like Octo Mom everyday
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OMG yes!. No Botox when you're pregnant. I wonder if this is her new natural state.