Open Post: Hosted By Icelandair's Restraint Technique
Icelandair knows how to do it. When one of their passengers drank up all of his duty free booze, tried to choke out a woman and screamed that the plane was going to crash, his fellow passengers and the flight attendants did what the LAPD should do to Lindsay Lohan every time she acts the fool: they tied and taped him to his seat. If this isn't the ultimate "have a fucking seat," I don't know what is.
Andy Ellwood was on the flight from Iceland to JFK and posted this picture on his Tumblr of the dude after the passengers shut him up. CBS News says that the crazy drunk also spit at people and threatened the crew. The passengers and crew had enough of his foolery, so tied him up two hours before the plane landed at JFK. A flight attendant stayed with him to make sure he didn't choke on his own drunk barfs. After they landed, the police shuffled him away.
Now this is how you do a citizen's arrest. The drunk ass deserves this, because everybody knows that you're supposed to get seriously boozed up at the airport bar, so you can pass out on the plane until the flight is over. And this is how all messy passengers should be dealt with and I hope it becomes an airline-wide policy. Can't they do this to brats who incessantly kick the back of seats and to the parents who let them?
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UK Celebrity Big Brother really has someone named "Lacey Banghard"? Do you think she maybe got teased in high school? (Lacey: "You guys! It's German!")
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Submitted by Chris Eccleston... on Sun, 01/06/2013 - 2:12pm.
That's true, if he actively doesn't like you. I was just trying to say that relationships, like families, take all forms (citing "Mrs. Doubtfire").
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Submitted by RandéSleepover on Sun, 01/06/2013 - 1:23pm.
What would be the point? He doesn't like me, so why should I stick around?
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Submitted by Chris Eccleston... on Sun, 01/06/2013 - 1:14pm.
So the asshole I've been seeing for three months told me this morning he just wanted to be friends. After we had sex. Classy.
LOL (at the "after sex" part). Maybe it'll work out anyway? Relationships are a continuum, no?
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So the asshole I've been seeing for three months told me this morning he just wanted to be friends. After we had sex. Classy.
I'm so fucking done with dating.
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Submitted by WithinReason... on Sat, 01/05/2013 - 4:58pm.
Submitted by loopygorilla on Sat, 01/05/2013 - 7:53am.
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Helllllllooooooooooooooooooooooooo!
IKR!!!! he comes in all elegant and can't say hello to bitches or nothin'... lmao
how did you get your hair did? and how did the dd'ng go last night?
"Voodoo is forgetting who's the john and who's the whore." MK, 3/20/12
WR- yeah, I've got a bunch of pieces all over the place. Printing and organizing is next. *heavy sigh* This is actually just for an internship. I can't believe how early some agencies look for summer interns. Ogilvy in NYC already closed their search last week. I need to have this done by the end of February. I'm going to apply at the big Chicago agencies, but a lot of times they are looking for people who have already graduated and are ready for permanent employment. But I figured I already don't have an internship, so the worst they can tell me is no.
Keep your fingers crossed I get one (toes crossed it's paid!)! :-)
Submitted by loopygorilla on Sat, 01/05/2013 - 7:53am.
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Helllllllooooooooooooooooooooooooo!
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Louise, in your case, I'd say your portfolio is what will get you the jobs. Do you have enough projects to link to? If you do, that should do it.
Just got my hair did! Happy Saturday everyone!
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GG- LOL! You guys are so funny. I haven't had to write a resume in a hundred years and doing it for a major career change (in an industry where everyone is 10 years younger then you) is so intimidating.
Foxxy- oh I know! You've got to be quick on the draw! We had a guy who was fired because he was looking at porn. The senior VP was walking by and saw the reflection in the window behind him. Then we found out he was on the sex offender registry, but that's another story.
@Louise -- it amazed me when i walked down the hall at my old job and constantly saw people a) sitting with their backs to the door and the monitor facing right towards the door, b) playing solitaire, c) with the bright green background instead of the black background, d) with the huge cards instead of the small cards.
rank amateurs.
"Voodoo is forgetting who's the john and who's the whore." MK, 3/20/12
Louise, that is the most honest resume I have ever read. Too bad I dont have a bidness that I could hire you for.
"Let them all boil in their own hotdog juice." Deb 7/2012
Submitted by louise_brooks on Sat, 01/05/2013 - 3:27pm.
Dog- Dreamweaver is for coding websites. It writes the HTML and CSS for you. Maybe some people like it, but I hate it.
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Dog- Dreamweaver is for coding websites. It writes the HTML and CSS for you. Maybe some people like it, but I hate it.
Foxxy- LOL! It would make things so much easier.
holy shit, Louise, i'm so glad i peed before i sat down on the couch lmfao esp at "and am excellent at looking busy when someone with authority walks by."
that vitae is so awesome, tm it and get that on a poster or t-shirt and you won't have to look for a job!!! and i'd hire you in a heartbeat with that resume
"Voodoo is forgetting who's the john and who's the whore." MK, 3/20/12
Weezy, what is Dreamweaver? I've heard of it but don't know anyone who uses it.
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Working on my resume and it sucks. Why can't I just say, "I am friendly and fun. I worked harder then my coworkers, but not nearly as hard as I could have. I am excellent at looking busy when someone with authority walks by. I am proficient in Excel, Word, Adobe Photoshop, Illustrator, InDesign, Dreamweaver and Acrobat Pro. I make awesome spinach dip that is always a huge hit at potlucks"?
Submitted by salacious on Sat, 01/05/2013 - 4:18am.
Submitted by Foxxy Brown on Sat, 01/05/2013 - 3:58am
oh shit, Sal, you're funny when you're wasted!!! please join us more often when you are. no, you didn't say anything to me, and you know you my boy.
GG and Within will be more than happy to update you re: your new duties as a nighttime male dlister. i hope you are not latex allergic.
thanks for asking, the fart machine is fully recovered and at this very moment for some reason is the fucking barking machine. i regained back yard superiority yesterday - found and threw out the bone she's been digging up the entire yard to hide for a week. Humans rule, canines drool jeah!!!
Cashew, i hope you feel better.
Happy Saturday!
"Voodoo is forgetting who's the john and who's the whore." MK, 3/20/12
That 's some hardcore bondage. This guy must have been seriously off the rails to require this type of restraint.
this happens more often in business than economy, because the booze is free in business and also the bogans with money do the "well i paid for business and i expect unlimited drinks".
Submitted by CashewTime. on Sat, 01/05/2013 - 5:03am.
Oh no, I'm the one who's sorry about the belated reply. I hope you feel better, benadryl and booze are an interesting combination, or so I hear.
LOL @ the Long Islands story. I've never gotten so drunk to completely forget about what I did the night before. I don't know if it's a curse or a blessing.
Get well soon Cashew. I'm going to bed now.
nighty night, Sal!
Not good drunk watching, Sal. You need to turn on Bravo or something lol. Or click on Louise's Killer Karaoke link.
ETA: Sorry about late response. I got sucked in reading about "Catfish." It's not on Netflix anymore, bleh.
Submitted by salacious on Sat, 01/05/2013 - 4:41am.
Yeah no kidding...that sucked me in for an hour today. But the Anonymous files are fascinating-it will be huge.
I'm sober, but doped on a sleeping pill and benadryl lol. Trying to fight off a fever and respiratory mess. Humidifier on, air purifier on, went to steam at the gym. Eesh, it won't stop!
I can't do anything but vodka and rum. Tequila, not since college. Whiskey=blackout. And long islands=getting kicked out of a bar for grabbing a dude's ass while blacked out. Don't worry, that was 6 years ago. I'm better now lol.
Reading about the Steubenville case and watching the Youtube video made me sober up in a minute. Who needs coffee or water? It's so fucking disgusting. Fuck these assholes with a cobra.
Submitted by CashewTime. on Sat, 01/05/2013 - 4:33am.
Are you a heavy weight/light weight? Drink anything interesting?
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Hmm with vodka I could be a heavyweight. Rum, whisky or other stuff, not so much... is that something only a lightweight would say? Hehehe.
I should drink more often. How about you right now? Sober, buzzed, smashed or hungover?
Submitted by salacious on Sat, 01/05/2013 - 4:32am.
Are you a heavy weight/light weight? Drink anything interesting?
Submitted by CashewTime. on Sat, 01/05/2013 - 4:29am.
Cashew... what is it with water? Nah I don't need any more... I have enough in my body as it is... blood is 90% water... lolololol
Submitted by Foxxy Brown on Sat, 01/05/2013 - 4:17am.
Foxxy mama, talk to you soon I hope, please don't be mad if I said anything disrespectful when I wasn't sober. Hehehe.
Submitted by salacious on Sat, 01/05/2013 - 4:27am.
Lol, read back sal...after a glass of water
Submitted by WithinReason... on Sat, 01/05/2013 - 3:32am.
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Babe, you I'm not sharing as much as I used to ever since I got a stalker from the other place- LOL. For the most part it's funny and stupid, but it gets annoying eventually.
Listen, I'm going to ask you point blank. I'm sure you're aware that certain trolls have many alts, and nice people like you are a rare find. Why won't you address that?
Submitted by Foxxy Brown on Sat, 01/05/2013 - 3:58am.
LOL, what is that about "applicant pool"????? I swear I can barely read, so treat me the way you'd treat a Lohan. XD
I will catch up the thread tomorrow, I bet you all had some hilarious stories to share.
How's the fart machine doing?
night, within - have fun! night, Sal - i'll catch you again soon i hope ;-)
"Voodoo is forgetting who's the john and who's the whore." MK, 3/20/12
Sal, I love to chat with you when your drank lol!. I'm out. Promise us you'll drop in more than once in a blue moon, ok. Foxxy's around here. Kisses. Sleep tight.
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Foxxy Mamma, yup. I'm heading out now. Guess Sal left us and passed out. Either that or he's measuring... never mind. If you're going, you'll have to catch me up on how you're doing! Hope you have a great night Foxxy.
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Within, you're such a people person... LOL yes, I had a few drinks. Cut me some slack I've been recovering from an injury and working very hard.
Hey, I'm sorry it didn't work out as planned, but you know, things happen for a reason, or so others say. Sometimes you make plans, and you change your mind at the last minute, and hours later you'll hear on the news that there was an accident on the way to that place you wanted to go to. It happened to me once.
I'm glad you're doing alright.
Within, you're dd'ing again? you're a good friend :-)
"Voodoo is forgetting who's the john and who's the whore." MK, 3/20/12
@ Sal -- no, it's only 11:30 pm but i'm leaving you good people soon. glad you had a nice evening out - i had a nice evening of football and dlisted, busy day planned for tomorrow and sunday.
Within, how could we forget to include Sal in our, em, "applicant pool" lmao. Sal, you got some back reading to do, hahahahaha
"Voodoo is forgetting who's the john and who's the whore." MK, 3/20/12
Sally, you sound slightly drank. I'm stone-cold sober as I'm on DD duty. ;/ The plan was to spend Christmas with family and then a short road trip but weather changed everything. So went to stay with a couple of friends for a few days. Got back on NY. Didn't even get time to get caught up on reading which sucked. How about you, did you have a good time? Did you get lots of presents under the tree?
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Submitted by WithinReason... on Sat, 01/05/2013 - 3:32am.
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Within baby, I hope you're doing fan-fucking-tastic. So what are you today? Why did you disappear for a few days? Hopefully everything is going okay with you and your loved ones. :)
Hiya Sal, how you doing?
Foxxy, you whoreslut or slorwhut, lmao.
Night MJT.
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Submitted by Foxxy Brown on Sat, 01/05/2013 - 3:23am.
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Oh lolololol, you're not... Foxxy you're a dame, don't tease me, I already like you as it is... bwahahhaa. Just got back home from having a few drinks with some friends... How's the weekend going so far? I'm too lazy to catch up with what is being discussed in OP today. Aren't you past bed time? XD
Night Miss Jane - get some good rest and of course we're all good ;-)
"Voodoo is forgetting who's the john and who's the whore." MK, 3/20/12
Hi Sal, sweetie!! how are you this evening? wow, i think i'm at least six of those eight things you listed
"Voodoo is forgetting who's the john and who's the whore." MK, 3/20/12
Goodnight Miss Foxxy - glad I didn't offend you in the Beyonce thread. Alas I have to work tomorrow!
Go Denver :)
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hiya whores, sluts, slores, ladies, gentlemen, douchebags, alts and everyone else. :D
"He has destroyed that team."
well, long live Jerry Jones then. may he reign forever.
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"Voodoo is forgetting who's the john and who's the whore." MK, 3/20/12