You've Got To Pay To Party With Lindsay Lohan

Why anyone would want to party with Lindsay Lohan, let alone pay for it, is beyond me. Bitch will drink your entire supply of booze, snatch your wallet, clog up all the toilets and say goodbye by punching you in the face. Bitch kills a party faster than an angry drunk abuelita with diarrhea. But the third in line to the throne of Brunei did pay Lindsay Lohan to show up to his party in London. Prince Azim could've lured LiLo to his party by leaving a trail of jooree, bottles of Popov vodka and generic Adderall from NYC to London, but I guess he loves wasting money, because he paid her $100,000.

White Oprah tells Huffington Post that LiLo didn't go to London to enter the Celebrity Big Brother house with other A-listers like Heidi Montag, Spencer Pratt and (insert the name of a bunch of British never-wases here). LiLo went to London, because the Prince of Brunei dialed up Rent-A-Mess and summoned her there. Just like Mariah Carey and Raquel Welch before her, Lindsay Lohan was paid a shit load of money and had all her expenses taken care of by Prince Azim. Some source tells the NYDN that Prince Azim loves renting celebrities for his parties and since LiLo is hard up for a dollar, she took that check. For some reason the NYDN asked Michael Lohan about LiLo getting paid to party and he opened up his corroded pie hole to queef this out: “Now she’s getting paid for dates?” and Michael Lohan went on to say, "...and since I'm her co-pimp, bitch better have my cut."

Some people are laughing at LiLo's newest act of desperation, but in all seriousness I think it's a smart move. Lindsay Lohan got paid to be Lindsay Lohan. Prince Azim sat on this throne and clapped all gleefully as LiLo slapped his guests, deep-throated several bottles of Grey Goose, ran over a baby, made the bartender empty out the cash register and then gave the prince a half-assed hand job while re-tweeting a Winston Churchill quote. Bitch does that for free every single night, so I can't hate on her for getting paid for it. That should be LiLo's new career. Clowns and mariachi bands are out! If you want to make your next party a memorable experience, hire a cracked out jester.

Here's LiLo showing off her new lips while waltzing into a restaurant in London the other night.

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Submitted by gerrard on Tue, 02/19/2013 - 4:30pm.

I don't think I'd every be tempted to try it, there's nothing me and Lindsay have in common, I am sure we'd have some very different party ideas.

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Submitted by islandgirl on Fri, 01/04/2013 - 2:23pm.

Abdul and his money are soon parted.

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Submitted by MizRo on Sat, 01/05/2013 - 10:22am.

So true!!
She's the bj queen from what I understand: got the blow and she'll blow.
Low-rent, high-priced whoa.

Submitted by Mani6 on Sat, 01/05/2013 - 10:08am.

This comes to mind when she's being hired out.

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Submitted by Mani6 on Sat, 01/05/2013 - 8:06am.

Well at least she's working...LOL! Maybe I could be a celebrity pimp, I'll take 20% though...Tara Reid...call me!

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Submitted by Thamar on Sat, 01/05/2013 - 7:50am.

Thought it was the mother in Home Alone.

Submitted by loopygorilla on Sat, 01/05/2013 - 6:34am.

prince azim spends $100,000 on lunch pocket money, so its nothing to him.
he probably needed the laugh and also wanted to see how freaky lindsay lohan is, i.e. would she do a dirty sanchez or something... for an extra $10,000. bitch is hard up for $$$.

during negotiations for the dirty sanchez, she probably said $15,000 and prince azim said $11,000 and she said $14,000 and he said $8,000 and she said

"DONE DEAL!...oh wait... DAYUM! oh well, get me another vodka and lifetime ice cream cake card and we'll call it square."

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Submitted by CodeRed on Fri, 01/04/2013 - 8:12pm.

Since he has more money than he knows what to do with. He probably thought it would be entertaining to watch Crackie live in action since he was flanked by bodyguards and could send her ass back to another country in the morning.

Submitted by Chilly on Fri, 01/04/2013 - 10:40pm.

She doesnt know that guy at all. She simply stopped him to ask if he's seen her career. She thinks that and an 8 ball fell out when she dropped her purse stumbling up to the door.

Submitted by kissingassandcu... on Fri, 01/04/2013 - 8:42pm.

Saltydog- your bar for being an evil fuck is pretty high -"And really it's not like this is a dictator who has committed genocide"-all of these prince fucks are sexist as hell and are compliant in daily acts of torture, evil and humiliation, just so you know.

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Submitted by TOPANGA on Fri, 01/04/2013 - 8:11pm.

Why did the double sided dildo scene from Requiem for a Dream come to mind when I read this post. I totally see this trick sinking to that level of desperation for a dollar and a gram.
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Submitted by MizRo on Fri, 01/04/2013 - 7:16pm.

She looks like shit. I don't get people that give this wastrel money when there are people in this country without homes. Without food. Without heat. Without a safe place to lay their heads.

She's such a puta.

Submitted by CodeRed on Fri, 01/04/2013 - 6:42pm.

since when does the world encourage, shower with money, support and condones worthless, disrespectful, criminals and junkies. fuck even remotely law abiding and working citizens lives.

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Submitted by CodeRed on Fri, 01/04/2013 - 6:38pm.

that's just ludicrous. another numskull showering her with a 100 grand and paying her expenses.why work at all. only work related news she makes are disaster bombs from anything she does anymore and her endless antiques on sets, not to mention troubles with the law.

Submitted by Dog on Fri, 01/04/2013 - 6:36pm.

Spamela Anderson must be pissed - she got beat by Lindsay Lohan! She only got $75,000.

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Submitted by Who Datt on Fri, 01/04/2013 - 6:35pm.

You know I'd never thought I'd say this but I actually feel for Papa Lohan. It's gotta be tough knowing that your once pride-and-joy seems to have taken her Liz Taylor impersonation a bit too seriously...specifically "Butterfield 8".

She seems to be shame-deficient so I doubt that this latest "revelation" will phase her one bit. By the way, didn't some other America "starlets" get into a bit of trouble with some Brunei higher-ups several years back?

Submitted by WendyNerd on Fri, 01/04/2013 - 6:24pm.

Shit like this is why I will never feel an ounce of sympathy for her.

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Submitted by lislop on Fri, 01/04/2013 - 5:24pm.

Her skin does look clear, but that double chin! WTH!

Were those ugly earrings a gift for her "services"?

Submitted by justincase on Fri, 01/04/2013 - 5:21pm.

In spite of being richer than God, this Brunei loser has to pay people to show up at his parties. It's a topsy turvy world.

Submitted by toni on Fri, 01/04/2013 - 5:20pm.

she stopped brushing her teefs again, the skankiest bitch ever. EEEEWWWWWWWW!!!!

Submitted by FreakyBeBeautiful on Fri, 01/04/2013 - 4:42pm.

I think she looks decent here. The most fresh faced she's been since Mean Girls... and I pretty much just came here for MKs shout out to Big Brother UK. I LIVE for the celebrity version. So much fuckery. I'm all for putting Pete Burns on any reality TV show.

Submitted by WinterOwl22 on Fri, 01/04/2013 - 4:41pm.

Of course you have to pay. With a big bag of coke!

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Submitted by FreakGeek on Fri, 01/04/2013 - 4:27pm.

This prince has probably heard the stories of what Lilo & Dina will do for cash from Lilo's NYC BFF Vikram Chatwal.

And he's probably a step up from Charlie Sheen. With everything we know about him, I doubt he would pay that tax lien for nothing. The whole story about Lilo being grossed out by him was a cover story for both parties, to make what really happened less obvious.

Submitted by MissAnnThrope on Fri, 01/04/2013 - 4:22pm.

what's with her 1965 eye makeup and her double chin action? I saw a picture of her when she was about 21 or 22, she was beautiful. A real natural beauty. It's such a shame what she's done to herself.

Submitted by Sweetas on Fri, 01/04/2013 - 4:17pm.

I like the way her turquoise toilet seat earrings match her personality.

Submitted by johnnysgirl on Fri, 01/04/2013 - 3:56pm.

Her teefs are turning brown already - didn't she just get'em rotated recently?

Submitted by RandéSleepover on Fri, 01/04/2013 - 3:49pm.

Submitted by islandgirl on Fri, 01/04/2013 - 2:23pm.

Abdul and his money are soon parted.

hahaha.

Submitted by RandéSleepover on Fri, 01/04/2013 - 3:45pm.

Submitted by dementa on Fri, 01/04/2013 - 4:37pm.
She probably demands cash to keep the IRS from nabbing it directly.

Maybe. But then she has to repatriate it--and you know she won't want to declare it to customs. (On the other hand, if customs catches her with it... *cackling*) And her PR, agent, lawyer, etc. all now know what she was paid.

Submitted by dementa on Fri, 01/04/2013 - 3:07pm.

Why does a PRINCE want a burned-out dirty barely-ever-was as his paid whore? Aren't there any high-class prostitutes anymore? Ones that don't steal the silver AND won't give you any diseases?

You could probably find better girls wandering street corners at night!

Submitted by Persistent Cat on Fri, 01/04/2013 - 2:13pm.
She probably demands cash to keep the IRS from nabbing it directly. Hadn't they frozen her accounts?

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Submitted by johnnysgirl on Fri, 01/04/2013 - 2:48pm.

What the everluvin FUCK does she got on?? How is it that no matter how much she shops or how much designer clothes/jewelry she steals, she always manages to look like a cheap piece of trash?? Those swap-meet earrings remind me of when we were little kids and my old Auntie Marian used to buy hideous costume jooree at the flea market and mail it to us for playing dress-up.

And what's with her gross hands?!?!?!

Submitted by FluffKitteh on Fri, 01/04/2013 - 2:44pm.

He's not bad looking. I think a lot of Asian men are handsome.
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Submitted by Ophelias evil twin on Fri, 01/04/2013 - 2:49pm.
I don't get why anyone would invite her as a guest to party unless it's one of those Dinner for Schmucks kinda things. My crackie is way more of a looza than your crackie.. I WIN !!!
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Submitted by annobanano on Fri, 01/04/2013 - 2:34pm.

So whats the point of putting on all that makeup if you're going to leave the house with your hair looking like, well, THAT.

Submitted by anony54321 on Fri, 01/04/2013 - 2:30pm.

that pic looks exactly like batboy.

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Submitted by Deb on Fri, 01/04/2013 - 3:11pm.

LMAO!!

Submitted by humans_off_earth_now on Fri, 01/04/2013 - 2:17pm.

Sheez, Linds just lives permanently in patheticville anymore.

However,

dialed up Rent-A-Mess

HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA

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Submitted by WithinReason... on Fri, 01/04/2013 - 2:16pm.

Submitted by Foxxy Brown on Fri, 01/04/2013 - 3:16pm.
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Appearances and private parties. Mucho dough. The one MK posted looked like a bunch of dudes with cameras with Jello on the stage.

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Submitted by SANS FARDS on Fri, 01/04/2013 - 2:12pm.

Yeah well, a dumb bitch and his money are soon parted.

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Submitted by Get Serious on Fri, 01/04/2013 - 2:11pm.

Dinner for crackies? Gotta be, 'cause no pussy is worth $100k...

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Submitted by Few Words on Fri, 01/04/2013 - 2:05pm.

uncle sam gonna want a cut of that $$$.

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Submitted by snowpiece on Fri, 01/04/2013 - 2:03pm.

LMAO Jacko! SEMMIIIIIIIIII!

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Submitted by REDMOND on Fri, 01/04/2013 - 2:01pm.

I'm sure that's not all he paid her to do. And I love how she's making a new enemy out of PETA. Like she needs another enemy.

Submitted by Istillhavetime on Fri, 01/04/2013 - 1:59pm.

Mom came along to act as if she was a real business woman, PMK dreams,leave her business card around, and linsey now will be following this kid around for weeks

Submitted by ImpertinentVixen on Fri, 01/04/2013 - 1:53pm.

This must be where she is getting all the diseased roadkill-looking coats, "personal appearances," augmented by Cracker Jack jewelry and real drugs.

Submitted by TrashyWilma on Fri, 01/04/2013 - 1:51pm.

That $100,000 could have fed so many people. It could have built wells. It could have saved some homeless kids from the streets.

Instead, it's been tossed away and snorted up. I wish rich people would do the right thing. :(

Submitted by saltydog on Fri, 01/04/2013 - 1:50pm.

mitchyul -

I think you're right on the money...I don't know any straight guys who have wanted to fuck her since 2007 but I still know a ton of gays who if they had $35 Billion wouldn't mind dropping $100,000 for her to show up say a few lines from Mean Girls and do some shots....though if it were me I'd much rather have Gretchen Weiners.

Submitted by mascguy90027 on Fri, 01/04/2013 - 1:50pm.

Ummm, that's called prostitution, isn't it??

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Submitted by Deb on Fri, 01/04/2013 - 2:45pm.

i think when not on tour the singers in particular - male and female - earn a lot of $$ from their private party and nightclub promo appearances. models too. but one would think a legendary hollywood performance and ethics artiste would not have to do this.

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