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Birthday Sluts

Submitted by sdfws on Thu, 01/10/2013 - 2:44am.

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Submitted by dorian_graye on Sat, 01/05/2013 - 7:32pm.

That gif is so hot! Between him and Michael Fassbender I don't know who I'd stalk first.

Submitted by Grace Jones on Sat, 01/05/2013 - 6:41pm.

That gif is of Will Tippin from Alias! From the pilot episode I think.

Yes I am a HUGE Alias fan and I lovvee Jennifer Garner.

Submitted by Lisbet459 on Sat, 01/05/2013 - 5:43pm.

I find Cooper insanely hot, in the same way I have to control myself to not throw myself at serial killers. (Yes, there's a certain sense of "there but for the grace of god and a stable family go I" when it comes to those morons who hit on guys in death row.)

Submitted by zey on Sat, 01/05/2013 - 5:40pm.

LOL at all the "emu" comments.

And yes, I had to Google Image Search it...I'm just that dumb.

Submitted by cocoebert on Sat, 01/05/2013 - 5:06pm.

Somewhat OT: I just got back from Silver Linings Playbook. I was surprised- Cooper was quite good in it. Jennifer Lawrence held her own as well, but she was way too young for that role. It felt awkward at times. I'm just praising the Lord that I can see De Niro in something decent.

Submitted by Gardening Girl on Sat, 01/05/2013 - 4:05pm.

*pats IF's shoulder* It's ok Fury...it's ok.

"Let them all boil in their own hotdog juice." Deb 7/2012

Submitted by lislop on Sat, 01/05/2013 - 4:02pm.

Bradley Cooper is not only handsome, but he is sooooooooooooo SEXY!!!! HOT man!! A huge happy birthday to the Coop.

Submitted by IrishFury on Sat, 01/05/2013 - 3:52pm.

GG, why you better take those cruel words back.

BRADLEY COOPER IS STRAIGHT AND I SHALL MARRY HIM!!

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Dark-sided!

Submitted by mike on Sat, 01/05/2013 - 3:35pm.

A few months ago someone (in NYC) told me that I sounded like Charlie Rose (accent-wise). :(

Submitted by princesspoppy on Sat, 01/05/2013 - 3:18pm.

Submitted by saltydog on Sat, 01/05/2013 - 4:15pm.

awww cut him some slack. Wedding crashers was 8 years ago and I'd not like to be compared to myself from 8 years ago.

Submitted by Gardening Girl on Sat, 01/05/2013 - 3:17pm.

IF has a peen?

"Let them all boil in their own hotdog juice." Deb 7/2012

Submitted by IrishFury on Sat, 01/05/2013 - 3:14pm.

Oh Bradley - how do I love thee?!!!

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Dark-sided!

Submitted by Caramel on Sat, 01/05/2013 - 2:50pm.

Happy Birthday, Boo Radley!

Submitted by saltydog on Sat, 01/05/2013 - 2:45pm.

I thought Bradley Cooper was way hotter when he was bigger. He used to sort of have a hot rugby guy type appeal on things like Jack and Bobby and Wedding Crashers. Now he's gone all Hollywood 0% body fat and while his abs are hot in pictures, it really aged his face and gave him a very skeevy vibe.

hot:

http://24.media.tumblr.com/tumblr_m43odvbGXq1qzjuf9o2_250.gif

not:

http://www.trbimg.com/img-50c614ef/turbine/la-et-mn-palm-springs-film-fe...

Submitted by winniwins on Sat, 01/05/2013 - 2:30pm.

One of my friends dated B-Coop. Post Wedding Crashers/ pre Anniston. She's a model but isnt famous so I have a hard time believing the gay rumors. He does nothing for me.

Submitted by ImpertinentVixen on Sat, 01/05/2013 - 1:50pm.

No because emu face.

Happy BD to Fallon Carrington Colby and Boo Radley!

Submitted by Persistent Cat on Sat, 01/05/2013 - 1:49pm.

I think Bradley Cooper is ridiculously hot.

Happy Birthday Isaac. I'm going to two hand point to everyone today.

http://img1.bdbphotos.com/images/orig/h/1/h146mukd4kl8dkk6.jpg

Submitted by tomahawk on Sat, 01/05/2013 - 1:44pm.

Submitted by Girl about town on Sat, 01/05/2013 - 1:43pm.
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Nope *raises hand*
Same goes for me with Jude Law, Don Johnson and a lot of others.

Submitted by Dion flowerboy on Sat, 01/05/2013 - 1:16pm.

HB to Vinnie Jones even though he acts like a drunken boor sometimes. Used to have the major hots for him.
Also Bobby Duvall, Pamela Sue Martin,Carrie Ann (I like how Howard Stern pronounces her name) and Ted "Isaac the bartender" Lange.

Submitted by Foxxy Brown on Sat, 01/05/2013 - 1:02pm.

yep, he even has boring abs. HB Emu [tm Twat Muffin]! HB Ms. Keaton, Mr. Duvall and the other og's.

Submitted by 12stepstohell on Sat, 01/05/2013 - 1:30pm.

your comment makes me dislike Zoey Deschanel more because now i realize her schtick is simply a rip off of Diane Keaton. thanks!

"Voodoo is forgetting who's the john and who's the whore." MK, 3/20/12

Submitted by Mrs Patrick Campbell on Sat, 01/05/2013 - 1:02pm.

Bradley Cooper is a MAGNIFICENT homosexual!

Are there nude photos of Bradley?

Submitted by SFRB on Sat, 01/05/2013 - 12:42pm.

BradCoop would probably go down on you if you have a cheesy fupa b/c MOUSE FACE.

Submitted by Joeb on Sat, 01/05/2013 - 12:38pm.

For Bradley's B-Day I sent him my email, home and work address, phone #, twitter & facebook page, daily, weekend & gym schedule, and class ring.

Submitted by Gardening Girl on Sat, 01/05/2013 - 12:36pm.

*sits next to kiki and Girl about town* If he didnt have such purdy twinkly blue eyes he wouldnt be getting crushed on. He looks like a mole to me. A mole with big hair.

"Let them all boil in their own hotdog juice." Deb 7/2012

Submitted by kikichanelconspiracy on Sat, 01/05/2013 - 12:33pm.

Submitted by Girl about town on Sat, 01/05/2013 - 1:43pm.

Am I the only female who is not remotely attracted to this Bradley character!
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Nope. I even saved you a seat at the table. He actually gives me the wilies. I just get this really strong vibe that he's cruel to his loved ones.

OT: HB to Robert Duvall.
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It hurts because you let your black heart beat for an asshole who can't even send you a "P.S. I'm about to fuck a hole that doesn't belong to you" text before fucking said hole that doesn't belong to you.

Submitted by SFRB on Sat, 01/05/2013 - 12:30pm.

Bradcoop looks like his name should be RATTIKIN and he still fucks hot young muff.

@Twat - He has an ugly old emu in his face, you're right!

Submitted by caren withak on Sat, 01/05/2013 - 12:26pm.

HB to Diane Keaton!!!! Stay true!!! HB also to Ted, Charlie and Coop, who gives good interview!!!

Submitted by WithinReason... on Sat, 01/05/2013 - 12:17pm.

RichBitch, I keep hearing Victor's name too, there could be something to that. Now there's a delectable Saturday morning visual, rawrrrr lol

@Twatty, I know, normally I wouldn't think much of him either but he has flashes of hotness here and there. Morning!

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Submitted by TexnDoc on Sat, 01/05/2013 - 12:15pm.

HB Diane Keaton who I go back to her Kaye days with "Michael, Senators and Presidents don't have men killed!"

Who is this Coop person again, the guy on my airline movie no one knew who he was. Wasn't he once set up by mutual friends with Aniston and they were so perfect for each other yada yada.....

Submitted by Girl about town on Sat, 01/05/2013 - 12:13pm.

Am I the only female who is not remotely attracted to this Bradley character! He looks like a douche through and through, even before I knew he was a George Clooney type womaniser I was not into him. Thank god my douche radar works long distance too!

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Don't start none and the'll be none.

Submitted by Winnyfranfran on Sat, 01/05/2013 - 12:12pm.

Bradley Cooper is cute in that gif but he usually looks like he has a rat-face.

Submitted by Twat Muffin on Sat, 01/05/2013 - 12:09pm.

zey & lilywhitecclass -- I see an emu in Coop's face. But damn, he does have a yummy torso.

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"I'm from Chicago, bitch!"

"LEAVE THE COUNTRY BEARS ALLLLLOOONEEEE!!!!"
-- christine the hoff

Submitted by RichBitch on Sat, 01/05/2013 - 12:01pm.

God I love Alias era Coop! So fucking yummy as Will Tippin. Do y'all reckon the stories about him and Victor Garber are true?

Submitted by 12stepstohell on Sat, 01/05/2013 - 12:00pm.

I would hit Bradley cooper HARD. Happy birthday you sexy bitch.

Diane Keaton irritates me. We get it, you are quirky. Go put a dumb hat on and have a happy birthday.

Xronia polla, Sakis. Mmm...

Submitted by TelevisedRevolution on Sat, 01/05/2013 - 11:57am.

Hayao Miyazaki's name always brings a smile to my face - Happy Birthday to him!

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God don't like ugly.

Submitted by WithinReason... on Sat, 01/05/2013 - 11:55am.

HB to the birthday sluts today. BCoop is smokin' hot here. nomnomnom

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Submitted by lilywhiteclass on Sat, 01/05/2013 - 11:50am.

Bradley Cooper has the face of a rodent. Sorry if that's rude and abrupt, but his facial features remind me of a rat.

Submitted by can be a pushy broad on Sat, 01/05/2013 - 11:47am.

HB Diane Keaton, she marches to her own drummer and I love her for it.
HB Mr Robert Duvall--one of the great actors and
Bradley Cooper--potential to be a great actor.

Submitted by Deb on Sat, 01/05/2013 - 11:43am.

Submitted by Albatross on Sat, 01/05/2013 - 1:07pm.

There's a gif I could watch all day. HB BCoop!
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I second that emotion! HB Bradley!
HB Diane Keaton, a legend!
HB, Robert Duvall, another legend!
HB, Carrie Inaba, good dance judge who probably has some great JLo stories from their Fly Girl days!

"JUST SMILE LIKE A NORMAL FUCKED UP PERSON."
Charles Manson

Submitted by SoMissDelicious on Sat, 01/05/2013 - 11:42am.

Ah vintage alias b coop. He almost skidded into mediocrity after that show. Happy bday good sir

Submitted by zey on Sat, 01/05/2013 - 11:39am.

I'll never understand the appeal of Bradley Cooper, he seems like such a ferret.

Submitted by whatevah on Sat, 01/05/2013 - 11:39am.

I love that Michael K listed Sakis Rouvas's birthday. As a Greek i never thought people here would know who he is. Hes HOT!

Submitted by lilywhiteclass on Sat, 01/05/2013 - 11:38am.

Oh, my sweet ever lovin' God. You know you're getting older and longer in the tooth when Pamela Sue Martin, alias Fallon Carrington, Nancy Drew, and Susan Shelby from "The Poseidon Adventure" turns...60!? WTF?

Fallon Carrington - Dynasty Slut
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=rfnnI7SP03U