Josh Brolin Got Arrested For Being A Sloppy Drunk In Public
Protip: Don't ever get boozed up with Josh Brolin at a bar, because when alcohol hits his veins he turns into a loud mess (who doesn't?) and he will ruin your buzz by getting arrested. Josh proved that on New Year's Day when the police in Santa Monica put handcuffs on him for being a drunken disaster in public.
TMZ says that Josh Groban (typo and it stays, because today is one of those days where I really need the image of Josh Groban getting arrested for being a public drunk) caused a scene in Santa Monica on New Year's Day and that scene was co-produced by Jack Daniels and Grey Goose. Josh Brolin was brought in for public intoxication at 3am and released 4 hours later. He was only given a citation, so he doesn't have to go to court.
A source says that Josh was with a bunch of his guy friends and had a little too much fun.
Josh was arrested in 2004 for allegedly getting physical with Diane Lane during an argument, and he was also arrested in 2008 for getting into a drunken bar fight in Louisiana.
Well, the good news is that at least Josh Brolin didn't throw fists this time. But really, stay home, Josh Brolin, you're drunk! Dude needs to get drunk in the privacy of his own home, because as far as I know, if the ficus tree in the corner of your living room looks at you funny, you can't get shuffled into the police station for drunkenly yelling at it. I think.
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So tardy, but...didn't he act like a drunky unpleasant mess at a VF party a cpl yrs ago?
This guy just screams "asshole".
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I hope his hot wife was fucking another man while he was in jail ha ha. Not much of a man at all, the way I look at it.
Jeff VonVonderen to the rescue. Get yore drunk, abusive ass to rehab Josh. It's not cool anymore. Diane LAne is prolly codependent, which makes it more depressing.
Chicago Blackhawks fan checking in. Yay!
Submitted by Gardening Girl on Sun, 01/06/2013 - 5:42pm.
*orders fog horn and flashing red light for Hockey fan*
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Submitted by kikichanelconspiracy on Sun, 01/06/2013 - 6:00pm.
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Your sig is an MK original? Always wondered that too. It's great. lol
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Kiki-- I love your sig line too. And if you're not in Boston, where are you?
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Sig line is courtesy of the great MK. I'm in DC unfortunately, which is how I know first hand about obnoxious Caps fans.
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It hurts because you let your black heart beat for an asshole who can't even send you a "P.S. I'm about to fuck a hole that doesn't belong to you" text before fucking said hole that doesn't belong to you.
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GG, I pictured you in the middle of it and trying to use your phone... I know I'm wrong. LOL
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GG, that's all I needed to know. LOL. I think I'll have some NHL sex tonight.
Submitted by mike on Sun, 01/06/2013 - 4:14pm.
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Me too, luckily there were no children with those wretched contraptions squeaking around. Kids running amok in restaurants are a disaster waiting to happen, migraine-inducing shoes or not. When we were kids, we never left the table, wouldn't be aloud out again if we ever tried that.
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@Hockey fan - IT WAS GREAT!!!
"Let them all boil in their own hotdog juice." Deb 7/2012
And GG, I must ask:
What *is* NHL sex? Does that mean you wear your jerseys? Do you have skates on? Does the trucker horn come on over the Bose soundsystem when one of you puts the puck in the net, as it were?
Enquiring minds want to know.
Submitted by WithinReason... on Sun, 01/06/2013 - 1:50pm.
GG, "LETS HAVE NHL SEX THE SEASON IS ON!!!" ahhahahaha Just heard! NHL Sex for everyone. NHL Sex for everyone!
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I want some!!!
Looks like a mean drunk.
Kiki-- I love your sig line too. And if you're not in Boston, where are you?
Kiki-- omg you and Veryoldbat and I are all Bruins fans?? *high five* Love the story of Chara riding his mountain bike to the parade. I just love him-- he just epitomizes The Game to me. Classy, big, loves to hit...yum. Kinda like Probie but without all the drug problems. (*Love you Probie, RIP*) And what can I say about Patrice Bergeron? Dayuuummmmm. Great player, and nice eye candy.
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Looks that way, hockey fan. I knew you were, but didn't realize VOB is one of us. Agreed about Chara. That parade was so awesome. So worth the time and $ to shag ass back to Boston in time for the parade.
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Submitted by Dog on Sun, 01/06/2013 - 4:52pm.
If you haven't taught your child/ren to behave, they have no business being out in public and neither do you.
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People want to blame the children for being bitches but how is a five year old supposed to know how to act in public, right? They learn from their parents and if their parents are ignorant assholes, there you go.
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Submitted by Dog on Sun, 01/06/2013 - 4:52pm.
If you haven't taught your child/ren to behave, they have no business being out in public and neither do you.
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THIS. Times one billion and five.
Submitted by mike on Sun, 01/06/2013 - 4:14pm.
I just got back from lunch with my parents (Mom was in town shopping), and I encountered an annoying invention I'd never before seen - shoes for little kids that make a dog toy- like squeak whenever the child takes a step. While we were eating someone allowed their small child to walk around the (not terribly kid-suitable) restaurant. I was happy to see that I was not the only customer giving the kid's caretakers evil looks. Even my parents (who are not as kid averse as I) were a bit perturbed.
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That's the difference between you and I. I would have called the manager over and told him/her to tell the parents to sit that kid down. Period. I've done things like that before. Unless it's a child-friendly restaurant, your children better not annoy me and ruin the meal I've paid to consume. If you haven't taught your child/ren to behave, they have no business being out in public and neither do you.
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Mike-- omg, that would have been so annoying! You know how my parents kept track of us in restaurants and public places? They sat our asses down on the seat and told us not to move. Parents these days-- Christ almighty. And how could would this wondrous invention work when 97 kids are all running around with those squeaky ass shoes, and one of them gets kidnapped? The stupid parents would probably sue the inventors bc their kids got snatched. Jeezus.
Submitted by Gardening Girl on Sun, 01/06/2013 - 1:14pm.
ERMAHGERD! I just heard the news!!! I WAS sleeping in late this morning then my husband runs into our bedroom screaming something and then he jumped on me and said LETS HAVE NHL SEX THE SEASON IS ON!!! He scared the shit out of the cats.
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GG, omg, Mrs. Hockey and I just busted a nut laughing at that. She says she's been trying to get me to do that for months, and I told her she should've worked harder to end the lockout. :)
Mrs. Voorhees-- LMAO at the MJ mugshot. Totally spot on.
Foxxy-- yes, quite apropos for the hockey fans to gather in the drunk mess thread...but hey, it was the first thread I saw to post in, and I was beyond myself with joy. But yes, drunk messes= hockey players and fans. FYI: my hockey buddies got a bar we frequent to open yesterday at 7:30am so we could watch the World Junior championships. I went by after work at noon, thinking no one would be left-- there were still seven guys there, ripped to the tits, drinking and yelling and swearing at any game that was on. People who had their kids in there to eat lunch (yeah, they allow it) were giving us dirty looks, and one of the guys yelled, "If you don't want your kids to hear fucking cuss words, don't bring em to a fucking BAR!" I love these guys.
Kiki-- omg you and Veryoldbat and I are all Bruins fans?? *high five* Love the story of Chara riding his mountain bike to the parade. I just love him-- he just epitomizes The Game to me. Classy, big, loves to hit...yum. Kinda like Probie but without all the drug problems. (*Love you Probie, RIP*) And what can I say about Patrice Bergeron? Dayuuummmmm. Great player, and nice eye candy.
GG-- so tell-- how was the sex? Have you gotten the cats off the ceiling fan yet??? LOL
Whamo-- as far as your Leafs making the playoffs...let's scale it back a bit, it *is* the Leafs, after all. *smooch* Just kidding-- I love me some Joffrey Lupul.
God, I am just happier than a pig in shit.
Submitted by bambam on Sun, 01/06/2013 - 3:17pm.
And when you peel away all the layers you see it was the greed of the owners and nothing more than that. That's life.
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You know what, though? I will always side with the players but damn, really, ALL OF THEM, owners and players alike, make a SHIT TON of money to play. I won't profess to understand all of the CBA, but there were a lot of issues on the table(pensions, salary caps, player safety, and yes, profit sharing).
Oh hell, fuck it, I'll blame it all on Gary Bettman. I hate that smug little bastard.
I just got back from lunch with my parents (Mom was in town shopping), and I encountered an annoying invention I'd never before seen - shoes for little kids that make a dog toy- like squeak whenever the child takes a step. While we were eating someone allowed their small child to walk around the (not terribly kid-suitable) restaurant. I was happy to see that I was not the only customer giving the kid's caretakers evil looks. Even my parents (who are not as kid averse as I) were a bit perturbed.
BB- very greedy mofo owners indeed !
Foxy -haha yes soooo apropos & too funny !!
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Yeah but , what happened to the DuFranes ?!?!?!?!?!?!? "
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How appropriate that the hockey fans have gathered in the drunken mess post... ;-)
Good afternoon ! *throws battery and full cup of beer at GG for that raider fan comment*
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Submitted by WithinReason... on Sun, 01/06/2013 - 2:31pm.
Submitted by bambam on Sun, 01/06/2013 - 2:15pm.
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Plus all the side businesses too. A lot of people were suffering due to the lockout. Everyone from people working at venues, collectibles, equipment, maintenance were going out of business. Beoatches sure took their sweet ass time.
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And when you peel away all the layers you see it was the greed of the owners and nothing more than that. That's life.
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Submitted by kikichanelconspiracy on Sun, 01/06/2013 - 2:37pm.
Submitted by bambam on Sun, 01/06/2013 - 2:15pm.
LOL bambam. I used to think Flyers fans were the worst. Then I met Capitals fans. At least Flyers fans are committed to the cause. Caps (for the most part) fans are the biggest fucking bandwagon fans EVER.
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That's the way the entire region seems to be, at least those who moved here over the last twenty years or so. They're all EVENT whores, going to events cuz it's the place to be and something they can brag about to like minded friends. Not really homers at all.
Something to add to their "places I've been" resume. Asswipes, alla them.
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Kiki, in my mind Flyer's fans = Raiders fans.
"Let them all boil in their own hotdog juice." Deb 7/2012
I can only imagine the shit that L.A. / Santa Monica cops see on a daily basis. Welcome to the freak show.
"Just look at all the fucks I give!"
"Heineken!?! Fuck That Shit! PABST BLUE RIBBON!"
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Submitted by bambam on Sun, 01/06/2013 - 2:15pm.
LOL bambam. I used to think Flyers fans were the worst. Then I met Capitals fans. At least Flyers fans are committed to the cause. Caps (for the most part) fans are the biggest fucking bandwagon fans EVER.
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It hurts because you let your black heart beat for an asshole who can't even send you a "P.S. I'm about to fuck a hole that doesn't belong to you" text before fucking said hole that doesn't belong to you.
Submitted by bambam on Sun, 01/06/2013 - 2:15pm.
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Plus all the side businesses too. A lot of people were suffering due to the lockout. Everyone from people working at venues, collectibles, equipment, maintenance were going out of business. Beoatches sure took their sweet ass time.
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Diane doesn't leave him because she can't bring herself to admit her marriage isn't working out. She strikes me as the type of person who would try her best and stick with him through thick and thin, rather than see it fail. Although, she might leave him if he were to cheat (again). Or maybe not. She better not suggest he do a film with KStew.
Here I see a person ashamed to have made such a mess of the night. He looks angry but that's how they should look in mug shots, not smiling like Lohan and Paris.
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Hmmm, Josh does look a bit like Randy Travis, another problem drunk. Another example of similar looking, unrelated people having similar behaviors. I find that interesting.
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hate angry drunks! he looks major skinny in the head and has ashy skin.
Submitted by louise_brooks on Sun, 01/06/2013 - 12:14pm.
Submitted by MickeyHolland on Sun, 01/06/2013 - 9:40am.
I never understood why people would start acting silly when drunk. When I'm drunk, I'm basically me with a lisp.
My theory is when you are drunk real you comes out easier. I am just sillier, want to make out with everyone and tell them that I love them. Josh is probably able to keep his inner mean asshole at least slightly under wraps when sober, but drunk he lets it out.
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Mmm hmm, mmm hmmm, uh huh, yeah, yeah, right. Can I buy you a drink? *wink wink*
Hoorayyyy for hockey!!! Looking forward to seeing Caps fans roll in from the suburbs, rocking their red jerseys, spending their money, clogging the streets and subways and not speaking to folks who might be fans and actually live in the city the Caps take their name from.
Can't wait to see my Caps choke away another season. Rock the red, baby! lols
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Mel, I did...you know me. It's a stool that raises your legs so that you are at the correct angle to dodo.
CHeck it out!
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Withy - Merci beaucoup :) dunking a timbit into my double double now .
" DuFrane party of two . DuFrane party of two. Bush party of three . Yeah, but what happened to the DuFranes ?!? "
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Kisa, lol *passes you a Tim's coffee and leaves the rest on the table*
@KiKi, Hockey fan, and all fans, figured you'd heard already too! ha
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"Submitted by Hockey fan on Sun, 01/06/2013 - 11:40am.
Kiki, I'm so excited. Didnt know you were a fan too!"
Yup, raised in Massachusetts where everyone plays hockey instead of football. Remember we were all razzing Sans Fards over what a little bitch Ovie is? Needless to say, I've always loved your avie. I went up when they won the Cup and Chara is surprisingly lanky in person. Very cool guy - he rode his mountain bike (hee!) to and from the parade and stopped to meet and greet a gaggle of kids that had camped out.
It's funny - yesterday I was rearranging my laundry and I pulled out my old Bruins tshirt and silent cursed the hockey gods for the lockout. Maybe they heard me? :)
It'll be interesting to see how the season unfolds. I really thought we were fucked hockey-wise.
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It hurts because you let your black heart beat for an asshole who can't even send you a "P.S. I'm about to fuck a hole that doesn't belong to you" text before fucking said hole that doesn't belong to you.
Lisbet, thanks for the info! I just read the link, and it does seem like what you said, she wants to try to be in it for the long haul, despite some things. After all, no one is perfect.
I can understand forgiveness for many things, but if a man hit me, that would be it. Especially if I was as financially independent as her. Many women cant because they feel they have nowhere to go or no money, but she doesn't have to worry about that. At least I don't think she does. Very interesting.
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Withy - good 1 girl NHL sex it is !!!
"If it were socially acceptable I would esconce myself in velvet. " George Costanza
GG, "LETS HAVE NHL SEX THE SEASON IS ON!!!" ahhahahaha Just heard! NHL Sex for everyone. NHL Sex for everyone!
That's the Best Sunday wake up call I've heard of. With the jumping cats. *Turns off the lights.* :D
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Submitted by Mel-Tang on Sun, 01/06/2013 - 1:38pm.
Diane Lane is hot, and seems too classy for him. She's also financially independent. Wonder why she stays?
They don't have kids together, do they?
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No, they don't have kids. I can think of a few possible reasons, but I have no idea if they're true or not.
This could be more mutual than we think. He might be generally okay, just kinda immature. He might be generally okay enough of the time to outweigh the awful times - I can see how a 80-20/90-10 split between the good times and the bad might be confusing. She might be a ride or die type.
Here's an interesting quote from her:
"You don't know how many flaws you have until you've lived with someone. It's humbling just to stick it out. Love is saying you're sorry. It's the opposite of those cherub posters that say, "Love is never having to say you're sorry." Wrong! Love is three sorrys a day. If you haven't met that quota, something's wrong."
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That's actually kind of true, but in the context it makes me antsy.
Mel-Tang, maybe his peen can work magic!
"Let them all boil in their own hotdog juice." Deb 7/2012
Hey jack it's back and gonna be on like donkey kong !
"If it were socially acceptable I would esconce myself in velvet. " George Costanza
Now if only we can find out what happened to the DuFranes ?!?!!?!??!?!
"If it were socially acceptable I would esconce myself in velvet. " George Costanza
HOckey is on !!!!!!! Digs out Bruins Jersey. La Lucic!!! Weeeeeeeee !!!!!
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Diane Lane is hot, and seems too classy for him. She's also financially independent. Wonder why she stays?
They don't have kids together, do they?
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