QOTD: Liam Neeson Thinks Our Horned Up, Slutty Society Is Ruining The Mystery Of Sex
Liam Neeson, father of two teenage boys, tells The Catholic Herald, of course, that modern society is filled with a bunch of fuck-hungry slut whores with dripping genitals (cut to my guiltface) and that the media keeps throwing sex in our faces, which is ruining the specialness of love making. Liam says that kids today can't open their eyes without seeing crotches thrusting on TV and they can't hit play on iTunes without hearing some slut sing about banging. Liam went on to say that the media has to stop being so damn sexy before they completely ruin the magic and wonder of fucking.
“I’d hate to be a kid now, because we’re all inundated with so much information about sexuality coming at us from everywhere – the media, the advertising billboards, just everywhere – and it must be so confusing for them. There’s a problem that, if you become over-familiar with something, it moves from the sacred to almost the profane. The act is very, very special, you know. It’s full of mystery and wonder, and I’d hate us all to get to the stage where we just treat it lightly, because it deserves more than that … but times have changed since I was young, no doubt about it.”
Yes, the media is sex crazed and yes, we're all a bunch of sex crazed horny whores, but you know who's a little to blame for that? LIAM NEESON! Hasn't Liam Neeson seen his own Evian bottle dick in action in Rob Roy? Your part (ten inches, to be exact) is part of the problem, Liam Neeson. And please keep being part of the problem, because your Evian bottle dick needs more screen time.
via The Telegraph


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Submitted by boredasfuckyo on Tue, 01/08/2013 - 5:28am.
Well that made no sense. Good luck on your next post, stupid!
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Submitted by Mr. Sarcastic on Tue, 01/08/2013 - 5:06am.
Submitted by boredasfuckyo on Mon, 01/07/2013 - 5:47am.
You and your opinion is stupid. Go fuck yourself, retard.
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Mr. Sarcastic, are you upset that your father didn't find you as attractive as your other siblings and only allowed you to fondle his balls instead of putting them in and around your mouth? Awww :( We're done here. Like I said, fail troll.
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Submitted by boredasfuckyo on Mon, 01/07/2013 - 5:47am.
You and your opinion is stupid. Go fuck yourself, retard.
Submitted by Kukai-manini on Mon, 01/07/2013 - 4:36pm.
Submitted by jack-n-the-hat on Mon, 01/07/2013 - 2:56pm.
All talk is most certainly little or no action.
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kwerki-manana - are you certain?? is it most certain that it means little or NO ACTION? Please cite your references on this obvious fact.
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Favorite reference of obvious fact goes back to the cowboy days:
"All hat, no cattle."
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This is a very profound statement. I thank you for the clarification and for solidifying my belief in this obvious fact as well... good day.
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Submitted by jack-n-the-hat on Mon, 01/07/2013 - 2:56pm.
All talk is most certainly little or no action.
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kwerki-manana - are you certain?? is it most certain that it means little or NO ACTION? Please cite your references on this obvious fact.
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Favorite reference of obvious fact goes back to the cowboy days:
"All hat, no cattle."
Submitted by Foxxy Brown on Mon, 01/07/2013 - 3:01pm.
Submitted by jack-n-the-hat on Mon, 01/07/2013 - 1:01pm.
" IF YOU'RE IN TO GETTIN RUBBED.."
oh. that's the actual lyric? i've always slurred out "if you're into gettin rough!" who knew.
/told you i couldn't rap
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Yup... it rhymes with the next line... WE CAN GO UPSIDE THEIR HEAD WITH A BOTTLE OF BUB(cham-pang-nyuh)
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"//having sex as i type this with my toes"
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That's pretty hot... the chicks I have sex with usually just watch tv.
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" Can I wear the Scream mask? The mask from Scream... when I do you from behind..." ~ Kenny Powers
like it or not, hes rite....
Please don't talk about my future husband like that. ;)
Submitted by jack-n-the-hat on Mon, 01/07/2013 - 1:01pm.
" IF YOU'RE IN TO GETTIN RUBBED.."
oh. that's the actual lyric? i've always slurred out "if you're into gettin rough!" who knew.
/told you i couldn't rap
//having sex as i type this with my toes
"Voodoo is forgetting who's the john and who's the whore." MK, 3/20/12
Submitted by Kukai-manini on Mon, 01/07/2013 - 2:49pm.
Submitted by Migraineuse on Mon, 01/07/2013 - 5:54am.
The first celebrity quote I've ever agreed with.
Just as people who talk incessantly about sex actually do it less than anyone, people who front endlessly about their sex lives are the worst in bed.
A culture inundated with all this fakery is just boring.
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All talk is most certainly little or no action.
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kwerki-manana - are you certain?? is it most certain that it means little or NO ACTION? Please cite your references on this obvious fact. Does this mean you get laid on a daily basis since I never see you post about sex?? Please elaborate on your positions other than randomly throwing out CERTAINTIES thank you in advance, hook!
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" Can I wear the Scream mask? The mask from Scream... when I do you from behind..." ~ Kenny Powers
Submitted by Migraineuse on Mon, 01/07/2013 - 5:54am.
The first celebrity quote I've ever agreed with.
Just as people who talk incessantly about sex actually do it less than anyone, people who front endlessly about their sex lives are the worst in bed.
A culture inundated with all this fakery is just boring.
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All talk is most certainly little or no action.
It looks like he just took a satisfying poop.
"Let them all boil in their own hotdog juice." Deb 7/2012
GO, GO, MYGREYKNEES, IT'S YA BIRTHDAY, WE GONNA PARTY LIKE IT'S YA BIRTHDAY, WE GONNA SIP BACARDI LIKE IT'S YA BIRTHDAY AND YOU KNOW THAT WE DON'T GIVE A FUCK NOW IT'S YA BIRTHDAY....
MYGREYKNEES LISTEN I'M IN TO HAVING SEX I AINT IN TO MAKING LOVE SO COME GIMME A HUG IF YOU'RE IN TO GETTIN RUBBED....
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" Can I wear the Scream mask? The mask from Scream... when I do you from behind..." ~ Kenny Powers
I absolutely LOVE Liam, but time and experience has definitely taught me that men who say things like he did in that quote, are ALWAYS hypocrites. They're the guys who pursue you, make a bunch of empty promises and gestures, fuck you, ad never call you again. It's just one of the ironies of life that people who talk the most "positively" and romantically about sex usually aren't being sincere.
I think what he's saying is crap because sex has aways been at the center of everything, wether people went about it in a sneaky way, or put it out front. I know plenty of adolescent boys, and I'm not worried about how sacred sex is to them, I'm most concerned that if they become overwhelmed by sexual desires that are actually normal, they will ultimately recognize how important it is to protect themselves form HIV, herpes, unwanted pregnancies, or whatever. Save me the rest of the bullshit.
He has a point. I blame the internets. I, for one, am glad I got to experience a childhood free of the internet and refined technology.
Um ur posing without any pants.
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So sick of this narrow-minded and old-fashioned attitude to sex. Sex is not about "love-making" and intimacy to everyone. It means something different for everyone. Some people love bumming 20 strangers a day and watching porn for hours. Respect it.
The first celebrity quote I've ever agreed with.
Just as people who talk incessantly about sex actually do it less than anyone, people who front endlessly about their sex lives are the worst in bed.
I cite MK himself to support my thesis, but am too lazy to find the link to that interview where he basically admits never getting any.
A culture inundated with all this fakery is just boring.
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Submitted by Darknight on Fri, 11/09/2012 - 4:27pm.
THE TRUTH. Making the world a better place.
Submitted by M.E. on Mon, 01/07/2013 - 3:02am.
Do you people sleep? Really?
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"And it don't matter who you are, if I'm doin my job, its your resolve that breaks..Cause the hook brings you back, I ain't tellin you no lie. The hook brings you back, on that you can rely."
Sex and intimacy are surprisingly durable. They will survive our age just as they have survived other ages. He's just having a "get off my lawn" moment. Deserves the pepaw tag.
Submitted by Mr. Sarcastic on Mon, 01/07/2013 - 2:51am.
I see there are comments about the royal debauchery of centuries past being presented as some sort of norm.
I suggest you read some better history books. Not that you're fooling anyone in that you did read anything, you just watched a 2 hour special on the history channel on ancient sex. So now you're a scholar on the subject.
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World history is a required part of the academic curriculum for most institutes of higher education, with a lot classes on different areas being used either for a history major OR electives, including how the "acient sex" went down, and most if not all highschools require world history education in some form, maybe you'd know that if you didn't obviously drop out in the 7th grade. Not to mention some topics might interest people enough to *gasp* do some research on it. You'd know that if you weren't such a failtroll trying to blow your load of pathetic and trying to act like a pseudo intellectual on the matter without offering any insight yourself, or logistical evidence of our error. Fail troll is fail.
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"And it don't matter who you are, if I'm doin my job, its your resolve that breaks..Cause the hook brings you back, I ain't tellin you no lie. The hook brings you back, on that you can rely."
I usually just lurk here (a lot), but I had to comment on this topic.
I'm in my late 30's, and and from a rural area in the Midwest. Lots of Catholics, including myself. People I grew up with started having sex--not just fooling around, but actual intercourse--when we were in junior high. By the time we got to our freshman year of high school, well...let's just say a lot of the older boys, especially the seniors, were very happy! I truly don't understand why *anyone* thinks this is a "recent" thing, as it was an everyday occurrence where I lived. (And yes, there were a number of pregnancies, etc., in high school, but that never seemed to scare a lot of people!)
For those who are blaming what's on TV, etc., today, well...how do you explain what was happening 25 or so years ago? I'm only going back that far, because I know those of us in my hometown didn't make our choices because of Madonna, or hair bands, or "Dirty Dancing"...
Pop culture is always a convenient thing to blame, even though it's certainly NOT always the cause.
I will always love Liam, though--I had to deal with him for work once, and he called me "my dear" in his lovely accent.
I personally cannot stand pornography, because there is never a story or a relationship to it that is honest, creative, or productive. It is just empty-calorie fast food for the imagination and human soul.
Erotica on the other hand is incredible because it involves the mind, the imagination, and real human emotions. Big difference!
It is tragic that people (it is not just the kids) don't demand quality over quantity with anything in this world anymore...especially when it comes to carnal desires and love for another human being.
Submitted by Mr. Sarcastic on Mon, 01/07/2013 - 3:27am.
LOL you are not even a good troll. Haha
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Submitted by IrishFury on Sun, 01/06/2013 - 6:50pm.
Same can be said of Pierce Brosnan.
I wish more men in H-Wood were like this.
Oh and they also like a good bevvy and are nice to waitstaff (Brosnan ate out frequently in my town and by all accouts was polite and a good tipper) .
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Submitted by MissJaneTexas on Mon, 01/07/2013 - 2:55am.
Submitted by Mr. Sarcastic on Mon, 01/07/2013 - 2:46am.
LOL, if you are going to troll at least wait until others are around to enjoy it. You are right I never have any sex and I'm a virgin too! haha..nice try though.
Didn't say never, just that it has been a while...a long, long, while...
what I enjoy the most are sex raged married whores acting as sluts and giggling among themselves. It's lovely. Given most have slept with roughly 2 men or women before marrying in their lives, if that, and like to judge qualified whores. I have no problem that and they're funny too.
well, if what Liam is saying has any real moral worth to it, I suggest to begin with learning the difference between intimacy and sex.
Most know what's out there is BS. So much that even I have my magnifying glass out for Kumtrash's fetus and womb. If bitch is faking it, it's the stupidest move, cuz she's a reality whore and most popular by now. All eyes are out.
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And just so all you Jenaloonies and Brangeloonies know I would read JA's biography if I found it at the dollar store, too. (...) - Submitted by PrettyHateMachine on Thu, 12/27/2012 - 1:09am.
This just makes him even sexier *sigh*
Submitted by M.E. on Mon, 01/07/2013 - 3:02am.
I had to work today. came home. Passed out and I now I can't sleep! :(
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Your Chick-Fil-A is showing. - ISprainedMyUvula 8/3/2012
Do you people sleep? Really?
Submitted by Mr. Sarcastic on Mon, 01/07/2013 - 2:46am.
LOL, if you are going to troll at least wait until others are around to enjoy it. You are right I never have any sex and I'm a virgin too! haha..nice try though.
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Your Chick-Fil-A is showing. - ISprainedMyUvula 8/3/2012
I see there are comments about the royal debauchery of centuries past being presented as some sort of norm.
I suggest you read some better history books. Not that you're fooling anyone in that you did read anything, you just watched a 2 hour special on the history channel on ancient sex. So now you're a scholar on the subject.
Submitted by MissJaneTexas on Mon, 01/07/2013 - 12:24am.
You need sex in your face because you never have any.
I sorta agree with what he says.
Back in the day *ahem* while there were "girlie" magazines and such the whole thing was really a mystery till you actually did it. You talked about it, and asked older siblings and such but you didn't really *know*
Now with technology, young people have actually seen the act performed 867566 times and then some.
So, yeah, the mystery in that sweet sense is gone.
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What the???? crap
Sounds like raising two teenage boys as a single parent has given Liam a different perspective.
More like Liam PEENson. Amiriite.
Thanks GG! Next time don't use such long words, though! Lol ; P
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I don't agree with him on every point, but I'd say that young girls (maybe boys, too) are seemingly encouraged to mature, sexually, at younger and younger ages. That, to me, is the ultimate shame of our society. Not this hot sex between adults on TV.
ubmitted by Foxxy Brown on Mon, 01/07/2013 - 1:28am.
I'm sorry :( I love RG III...if he was playing uninjured it might have been a different story. And I HATE Pete Carroll so I was pulling for your team.
I'm having wine :)
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Your Chick-Fil-A is showing. - ISprainedMyUvula 8/3/2012
@miss Jane, yes n drinking to forget what I saw. :(
"Voodoo is forgetting who's the john and who's the whore." MK, 3/20/12
Submitted by Gardening Girl on Mon, 01/07/2013 - 1:23am.
Nite people! Downton is gonna start! *squee!*
Yes! I almost forgot... Thanks.
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Nite people! Downton is gonna start! *squee!*
"Let them all boil in their own hotdog juice." Deb 7/2012
@ Foxxy - What you been doing today? Watching football? ;)
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Your Chick-Fil-A is showing. - ISprainedMyUvula 8/3/2012
Apologies if there's dp. I can't tell fr looking at my phone
"Voodoo is forgetting who's the john and who's the whore." MK, 3/20/12
Submitted by Foxxy Brown on Mon, 01/07/2013 - 1:12am.
LOL. Are you saying we are taking a dlisted thread too seriously?!?! You are right though - Liam could recruit me ;)
Bored - you got it ;)!
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Your Chick-Fil-A is showing. - ISprainedMyUvula 8/3/2012
Because it's natural for young people to be half naked, posing on rocks with some stranger (aka Uncle Terry) taking their picture. But anything more than that is messing up the sanctity of sex. Bitch please.
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Leave his crotch shot alooooooone h8r!!!!!
"Voodoo is forgetting who's the john and who's the whore." MK, 3/20/12