Monday, January 7th 2013
Hot Slut Of The Day!
The cigarette mouth acrobat (acromouth?)!
I just spent almost 5 minutes watching this crazy ho turn himself into a human ash trashy and I'm not sure if this is a really creative way to commit suicides or if it's a really creative way to instantly get lung cancer. The only thing I do know is that with a contorting mouth like that, dude probably gives some Cirque du Soleil-type oral. I would.
And yeah, whatever you're doing at anytime, you can take comfort in knowing that somewhere this dude is farting out wet cigarette ash.
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ITA, dude probably gives top notch oral. Would! Too bad he swallows cigs. Blech! :/
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Yawnnnnn..Kim Kardashian has been doin those same tricks with peen since the late 90's show me something new!
How can dude afford to smoke so many cigarettes?
Seriously, that was so gross. I lasted 2 minutes. You could hear the person filming this cough from time to time.
He reminds me of this person in Venice Beach, thirty years ago. His thing was rolling around in broken glass for money.
"JUST SMILE LIKE A NORMAL FUCKED UP PERSON."
Charles Manson
I'm glad things have changed re: smoking at work. My first job with a BMW showroom had me gagging at the office leaders smoking habit. She'd smoke all day long and I couldn't stand it. I got a butterfly rash on my face that disappeared once I wasn't in the environment, but for months had to apply a really nasty cream with side-effects the dr prescribed. I was given a rollicking for asking for the window to be opened a tiny amount. I asked the boss if we could have a fan fitted (my dad even offered to do it free as that was his job) everyone complained about her behind her back as they had to hang their work clothes over banisters at home to try and get rid of the smell, but nobody would say anything to her face only me. It was my first job and I can still see her sitting there abusing phone priviliges with her bitch face smoking her 15th ciggie of the day. Cow. I got tonsilitus in that job and even now if someone smokes around me I get a sore throat quickly. I swear she ruined my health. It gives me pleasure to know she can't do that to others anymore, inflict her grim addiction on everyone else. I seriously could never be that selfish.
oh and this guy, has no brains.
This young man needs a job
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Interesting. Remember what actress could keep an entire lit cigarette hidden in her mouth and then pop it out and resume smoking? She did it on a famous sitcom.
("Cheers", Kirstie)
This makes me sad for him,especially when he keeps sighing as if he is thinking "ohhh fuck,what the hell is wrong with me?!!"...i keep thinking he should do it with rolled joints,it may completely change his perspective by the time he shoves the tissue in his mouth.
Hekki went to boarding school? Like, in Switzerland or sumpin? Was it like "The Trouble With Angels" (an ancient Hayley Mills movie)? Do tell...
Submitted by Emeriesan on Mon, 01/07/2013 - 12:18pm.
@/boredasfuckyo
Ew! I don't even know what a prolapsed rectum is like, that vid you saw sounds way nasty!
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It was 0_o
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"And it don't matter who you are, if I'm doin my job, its your resolve that breaks..Cause the hook brings you back, I ain't tellin you no lie. The hook brings you back, on that you can rely."
Submitted by jack-n-the-hat on Mon, 01/07/2013 - 12:14pm.
Submitted by boredasfuckyo on Mon, 01/07/2013 - 12:07pm.
as her pink sock is going back in
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FUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUCKin really?!! *heave* thank you for that, bored(aka nasty)asfuck!
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Heeeeey now,I didn't post the link, gosh.
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"And it don't matter who you are, if I'm doin my job, its your resolve that breaks..Cause the hook brings you back, I ain't tellin you no lie. The hook brings you back, on that you can rely."
@/boredasfuckyo
Ew! I don't even know what a prolapsed rectum is like, that vid you saw sounds way nasty!
Submitted by boredasfuckyo on Mon, 01/07/2013 - 12:07pm.
as her pink sock is going back in
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FUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUCKin really?!! *heave* thank you for that, bored(aka nasty)asfuck!
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" Can I wear the Scream mask? The mask from Scream... when I do you from behind..." ~ Kenny Powers
GROSS
Submitted by Emeriesan on Mon, 01/07/2013 - 11:45am.
Wtf is wrong with this world?
This vid reminds me of that weird vintage porno I watched a while ago and some woman was smoking out of her vag. Now that's quite the party trick.
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That's what I thought I was about to watch when a friend of mine, who likes to send me weird ass shit to watch, I'm guessing to further damage my psyche, but whatever,sent me video of this lady sticking a cigarette in her prolapsed rectum, and then proceeded to squeeze it "back in" and as her pink sock is going back in, you see some of the ash of the cigarette break off knowing its not gonna end well, and sure enough, the cigarette goes in, and you see her scream and go "That's not what I wanted to do" or somehing like that...people are fucked up
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"And it don't matter who you are, if I'm doin my job, its your resolve that breaks..Cause the hook brings you back, I ain't tellin you no lie. The hook brings you back, on that you can rely."
Wtf is wrong with this world?
This vid reminds me of that weird vintage porno I watched a while ago and some woman was smoking out of her vag. Now that's quite the party trick.
God those chicks in the smoking bubble at the hospital that have just had babies and shit that are all hooked up to IV's and oxygen and life support and they're outside in their gowns with yellow spots from like iodine or pee and they're smoking holy shit they are sofuckingHOT. I find myself driving by there each night... and it's not on my way home.... shit
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" Can I wear the Scream mask? The mask from Scream... when I do you from behind..." ~ Kenny Powers
HIE! EYE SIT RYE HERE N BROW SMOKE IN EWE FACE WHITE RADY! HIE! EWE BEDDY HOT RADY MMMMMM PUT EWE TUNG IN MY MOUW MMMMMMM EWE KNOW DAMN RIGHT! EWE DISHONOR ME! HIE!
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" Can I wear the Scream mask? The mask from Scream... when I do you from behind..." ~ Kenny Powers
This made me think of all the tricks we used to do with our cigarette packages and lighters and matches, etc. in the smoking area at boarding school.
We used to have "smoking permission" and if your parents signed the slip, you were allowed to smoke. The first year I was there, we could actually smoke in the dorm's atrium. Can you imagine 14 year old girls smoking with their parents' consent? *mind boggles* I used to work as a receptionist and was allowed to smoke at my desk!
It's really amazing how things have changed, regarding the social acceptability of smoking. It's the reason my diehard smoker MIL quit. She said she felt like a pariah, smoking in her little smoking area at work.
MK, YOU MAKE ME WANT TO SMOKE!!!!
NOW BLOW ME IN THE JACUZZI!
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Sucky 12/19
Now that jack and Sucky are here being bad, I don't wanna leave.
No need for the spoon. That video had me gagging.
Agrees with Hekki.
Yay Sucky!
*chanting as always*
Shut the fuck up kid, you're in my closet now.
Snowy can do that with her COOCH
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" Can I wear the Scream mask? The mask from Scream... when I do you from behind..." ~ Kenny Powers
EWE WATT ME PUT IN MOUW EWE KNOW IT LYEDAT! EHSPLOSHUN IN MY MOUW RIKE COCK... COCK BIG RIKE ELK!
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" Can I wear the Scream mask? The mask from Scream... when I do you from behind..." ~ Kenny Powers
WTF was THAT???? Huah × a billionty
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HAHAHHA, Sucky!
Sometimes I really miss smoking. The rest of the time I find it repulsive.
Ancient Chinese Secret ;)
Also, if you replace the cigarettes for wet dicks and squint your eyes, you can see Miguelina doing her Monday morning ritual.
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Submitted by stinkbutt on Mon, 03/29/2010 - 5:47pm.
suckandfuck, do us all a favor, and hang yourself. Oh, and your parents should be shot for raising a disgusting pig like yourself.
Well, not watching . I feel bad enough about smoking as it is.
*huah*
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