Kim Kartrashian And Kanye West Turned Down $3 Million For The First Pictures Of Baby Kimye
It's been approximately thirty seconds since Kanye West's gay fish sperm shoved its way into one of Kim Kartrashian's ovary eggs, and whores are already offering them millions of dollars for the first pictures of their spawn. TMZ says that an overseas tabloid promised to stick a wad of $3 million cash in between Kanye West's luscious tit cleavage in exchange for the EXCLUSIVO rights to publish the first pictures of the Illuminati golden child and they were turned down. Future professors of fame whorism will remember this day as the day that money-grubbing whore Kim Kardashian actually shook her head "no" to a pile of money.
Brangelina's chosen ones still hold the record for getting the most cash for the first pictures of their newborn faces. They got $14 million and the first pictures of Shiloh went for $4 million. The first pictures of JLo and Skeletor's Dragon Tales Twins cost $6 million. So we all know what Kim and Kanye are doing. Bitches are holding out for a bigger paycheck. Like Kim's baby is really going to roll out of her womb for ONLY $3 million.
Pimp Mama Kris is already mad at her prized pig for not selling her baby announcement to the highest bidder, so Kim is going to make it up to her by selling every single part of her baby's birth. When Kim's baby doctor breaks her water during her scheduled c-section, PMK is going to catch all that water in a bucket, bottle it and then sell it in the hospital waiting room. Then when Baby Kimye is pulled out of Kim's body, PMK is going to take a picture of its right foot, run into the hospital waiting room, stand behind the auctioneer's podium and shout, "Okay, okay, we've got the fist picture of Baby Kimye's right foot! Starting bid at $1 million. Can I get $1 million? $1 million from People! Do I hear a $1.5? $1.5 from Life & Style! Can I get $2 million? Anyone, $2 million? No? Anyone? Going once, going twice...SOLD to Life & Style for $1.5 million! Our next lot is the first picture of Baby Kimye's right butt cheek. It's the perfect picture for your 'Did Baby Kimye Get Its Mother's Butt?' cover story. Starting bid is at $10 million!"
Here's Kim at the airport in Miami yesterday.
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Courtney is very petite and looked great pregnant and after. Kim is going to be huge. Its going to be a shock to her system and the plastic surgery will go into overdrive to make up for her post pregnancy looks.
Pregnancy does effect the face. Beyonces nose got wide and fat and Bethenny Frankels Jaws got enormously bigger than usual.
Will Kim have a bad face reaction?
Maybe overexposure will turn off so many of the general public, even Hello Bulgaria wouldn't bid a lev for them.
I think this is the year PMK realizes that the tolerance for her family's fuckery has passed the breaking point.
"Kimye" seems much too nice a name for this unholy pairing... Kankar seems like a better fit since it is phonetically closer to an annoying sore.
They got a $3 million offer?? Kim will be lucky if Life&Style magazine will offer $80,000 (ok so I'm HOPING thats the best offer she gets!).
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They turned down the offer because they're still auctioning off the rights to name the baby to the highest bidder: http://hollywoodandswine.com/kim-kardashian-and-kanye-west-to-sell-namin...
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You know those greedy twats are going to try to get $7 mil for those pics. I hope the kid comes out looking like Jay-Z.
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Submitted by Ophelias evil twin on Mon, 01/07/2013 - 3:29pm.
"hey where is WO anyway? She was there one night then she mysteriously disappeared."
SEE WHAT YOU DID??!! be careful what you ask for ;-)
"Voodoo is forgetting who's the john and who's the whore." MK, 3/20/12
Submitted by TOPANGA on Mon, 01/07/2013 - 4:14pm.
Yea, he's a fame whore but he seems like he has a limit. I mean, he totally blew up Kim and Kris's spot by announcing the pregnancy at HIS concert, making an "official" paid announcement null and void.
bing bing bing -- ripped that cash right out of PMK's hands, didn't he? hee-fucking-larious to me when he did that!!!! and i really really do hope that he has demanded to see medical records. and then got a second opinion about the records. and a third opinion about the first two doctors
"Voodoo is forgetting who's the john and who's the whore." MK, 3/20/12
I think the gentleman with his arms crossed looking unimpressed should be made HSOTD
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Season 3 of AHS right here
Dare, I say it, but I think Kanye may have put the kabosh on the whole money for baby pictures thing. Yea, he's a fame whore but he seems like he has a limit. I mean, he totally blew up Kim and Kris's spot by announcing the pregnancy at HIS concert, making an "official" paid announcement null and void. This union wont last much longer. Too many egos at stake.
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These people make me sick...
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yeah cause they probably want more.
3 million for a baby pic while hard working people dont have a place ot live, end their kids to school or get medical care?
something is seriously wrong with this picture and if you dont see it, you are part of the problem.
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"Charlie you fucking bitch, let's work it out" - High Fidelity
I wanna know who the surrogate is.
Submitted by Ophelias evil twin on Mon, 01/07/2013 - 3:11pm.
Submitted by Whamo on Mon, 01/07/2013 - 3:08pm.
Submitted by Ophelias evil twin on Mon, 01/07/2013 - 3:04pm.
Submitted by louise_brooks on Mon, 01/07/2013 - 3:04pm.
that's a long fucking title Dude. It'll never work. JD Misfortune shoulda been his name..
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JD Misfortune...well..or THAT is suppose, I mean...it's a little short but it might work:) :P
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Submitted by M.E. on Mon, 01/07/2013 - 3:22pm.
Submitted by Ophelias evil twin on Mon, 01/07/2013 - 3:19pm.
Submitted by M.E. on Mon, 01/07/2013 - 3:13pm.
Submitted by Ophelias evil twin on Mon, 01/07/2013 - 3:03pm.
Submitted by christine the hoff on Mon, 01/07/2013 - 3:00pm.
isn't lindsay lohan suppose to be in court today?
yeah but she didn't show. ::too tired to pretend to act shocked::
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And she suffered no consequence.
*doesn't even bat an eye*
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too busy sucking that little prince dude's cock and spending his money.. hey it's a valid excuse, no?
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And getting man handled. Did you see her bruised up arm? Sweet Jesus
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yes but that's probably from falling down stairs or into a cactus. She's a clumsy old ho after a few.. OR her and White Oprah wrestled for what's left of the coke and cash... hey where is WO anyway? She was there one night then she mysteriously disappeared.
Submitted by M.E. on Mon, 01/07/2013 - 3:13pm.
Submitted by Ophelias evil twin on Mon, 01/07/2013 - 3:03pm.
Submitted by christine the hoff on Mon, 01/07/2013 - 3:00pm.
isn't lindsay lohan suppose to be in court today?
yeah but she didn't show. ::too tired to pretend to act shocked::
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And she suffered no consequence.
*doesn't even bat an eye*
are you fucking kidding me. YOU try that. they'd issue a bench warrant for your ass so fast you'd never even make it into work..
I don't think she's pregnant, total stunt whore move.
Living lies upon publicity stunt lies must be so tedious- I sure as hell wouldn't do it for all the money in the world.
Gotta give grudging props to pmk and her prize hog for their manipulation and PR skills. Definitely created an empire of shit.
Submitted by Ophelias evil twin on Mon, 01/07/2013 - 3:19pm.
Submitted by M.E. on Mon, 01/07/2013 - 3:13pm.
Submitted by Ophelias evil twin on Mon, 01/07/2013 - 3:03pm.
Submitted by christine the hoff on Mon, 01/07/2013 - 3:00pm.
isn't lindsay lohan suppose to be in court today?
yeah but she didn't show. ::too tired to pretend to act shocked::
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And she suffered no consequence.
*doesn't even bat an eye*
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too busy sucking that little prince dude's cock and spending his money.. hey it's a valid excuse, no?
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And getting man handled. Did you see her bruised up arm? Sweet Jesus.
Submitted by M.E. on Mon, 01/07/2013 - 3:13pm.
Submitted by Ophelias evil twin on Mon, 01/07/2013 - 3:03pm.
Submitted by christine the hoff on Mon, 01/07/2013 - 3:00pm.
isn't lindsay lohan suppose to be in court today?
yeah but she didn't show. ::too tired to pretend to act shocked::
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And she suffered no consequence.
*doesn't even bat an eye*
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too busy sucking that little prince dude's cock and spending his money.. hey it's a valid excuse, no?
Dear Cod. I wish this band of ass weasels would just GO. AWAY.
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This kunt wears clothes 2 sizes too small all the time and now she's going all baggy? Unless her ass becomes the size of a house and her tits balloon up twice their 'normal' size, I'm not believing this kunt is pregnant. Wouldn't Queen Beyonce think it tacky if Kimye sell their spawn's first photos?
*nods like a bobblehead @ Joeb*
ETA and @ few words
"Voodoo is forgetting who's the john and who's the whore." MK, 3/20/12
imma willing to bet this ho bag aint preggers. its a publicity stunt. a miscarriage announcement will boost her Q score cause its in the toilet.
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Submitted by Ophelias evil twin on Mon, 01/07/2013 - 3:03pm.
Submitted by christine the hoff on Mon, 01/07/2013 - 3:00pm.
isn't lindsay lohan suppose to be in court today?
yeah but she didn't show. ::too tired to pretend to act shocked::
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And she suffered no consequence.
*doesn't even bat an eye*
That's the Fort Lauderdale airport. I'd know that carpet anywhere.
If the script said "miscarriage" @ week 20, then take the $3M unless the pricks want proof of pregnancy. She made a lovely bride and will make a glowing victim.
Submitted by Whamo on Mon, 01/07/2013 - 3:08pm.
Submitted by Ophelias evil twin on Mon, 01/07/2013 - 3:04pm.
Submitted by louise_brooks on Mon, 01/07/2013 - 3:04pm.
What was the name of that reality show where they were looking for new Inxs lead singer?
Rock Star INXS
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I think it was called "we're putting you on a salary and you get no money for anything but that salary and when the tour is over and you're doing half your salary in coke we're going to fire you by way of a newspaper and you can go back to living in that car we found you in"
that's a long fucking title Dude. It'll never work. JD Misfortune shoulda been his name..
that bitch does not look pregnant.
Submitted by annobanano on Mon, 01/07/2013 - 2:53pm.
i dunno. its ass looks a little too small...
"Voodoo is forgetting who's the john and who's the whore." MK, 3/20/12
Submitted by louise_brooks on Mon, 01/07/2013 - 3:05pm.
Thank you, OET!
de nada ; )
Submitted by Ophelias evil twin on Mon, 01/07/2013 - 3:04pm.
Submitted by louise_brooks on Mon, 01/07/2013 - 3:04pm.
What was the name of that reality show where they were looking for new Inxs lead singer?
Rock Star INXS
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I think it was called "we're putting you on a salary and you get no money for anything but that salary and when the tour is over and you're doing half your salary in coke we're going to fire you by way of a newspaper and you can go back to living in that car we found you in"
Submitted by annobanano on Mon, 01/07/2013 - 2:53pm.
Just publish this pic:
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LOL, that's a nice lookin....gi..bo..kid you got there!
Thank you, OET!
Submitted by louise_brooks on Mon, 01/07/2013 - 3:04pm.
What was the name of that reality show where they were looking for new Inxs lead singer?
Rock Star INXS
What was the name of that reality show where they were looking for new Inxs lead singer?
Submitted by christine the hoff on Mon, 01/07/2013 - 3:00pm.
isn't lindsay lohan suppose to be in court today?
yeah but she didn't show. ::too tired to pretend to act shocked::
Makes me sick that this pissy whore would get offered $3 million for pictures of her crotch fruit. Maybe the world should have ended on December 21st.
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And what about selling the placenta, that has to be worth at least couple of hundreds of $... :)
Seriously, I find it hard to believe that those people who contribute ZERO to society get to earn so much while others who do wonders for the well-being and welfare to our world get peanuts and forgotten.
They are probably just holding out for a better offer, per order of mommie dearest.
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Who are you calling silly cow?
Submitted by annobanano on Mon, 01/07/2013 - 2:53pm.
Just publish this pic:
http://www.flickr.com/photos/kmwaller05/5976558845/
I saved you $3 million Tabloids - You're Welcome!
ahahaha! a steaming turd will work too.
Submitted by chinlee3 on Mon, 01/07/2013 - 2:57pm.
She's got a body that'll never recovery from crapping out chillins.
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ITA! Not without surgery or a stomach staple. I just dont see Kim as the type that would commit to a work out schedule.
oh, she's holding out for me, and trust me, sadly the price will go up as the birthdate draws near.
isn't lindsay lohan suppose to be in court today?
I would actually totally respect Kim if she just came out and said something like this:
"Yes I am a whore. I got pissed on by Brandy's brother and sold the sex tape to get famous and get a reality show. I don't actually work but I get paid to party and to tweet and my whole vapid reality show is just a paycheck. In all reality I have no talent. I'm sorry for pretending I am anything more than a hooker or that I have an actual job."
TOTAL RESPECT if she would ever have the guts to just admit what she is!
She's got a body that'll never recovery from crapping out chillins.
Just publish this pic:
http://www.flickr.com/photos/kmwaller05/5976558845/
I saved you $3 million Tabloids - You're Welcome!
Submitted by louise_brooks on Mon, 01/07/2013 - 2:37pm.
Submitted by Ophelias evil twin on Mon, 01/07/2013 - 2:29pm.
Very interesting and by interesting I mean awful.
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nothing screams maternity wear like a peek-a-boob dress.
sorry kid .. yo mama's a ho. good luck.
Submitted by ElectricDreamMachine on Mon, 01/07/2013 - 2:41pm.
I like Kanye.
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EDM..that's as far as I got with your comment, I wanted to read more but my brain seized up and I involuntarily stood up and ran full speed into the side of my office door, hit the ground and stared spinning like a bug in it's dying throes after being sprayed with raid. :P :D
(just teasin ya)