Panty Creamer Of The Day: Mama June As Marilyn Monroe

On last night's very special Halloween episode of Here Comes Honey Boo Boo, Mama June made Sugar Bear squirt out gallons of panty honey (or maybe, panty marannaise) when she dressed up like Marilyn the Hutt. The 7 year itch has been scratched. Where was a queefing subway vent when we really, really needed one?

via Too Fab

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Submitted by Detective_LaToya on Tue, 01/08/2013 - 5:05pm.

Proof positive that there's someone out there for everyone.

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Submitted by vegasfan on Tue, 01/08/2013 - 1:10pm.

Talk about a lack of self-awareness. Yeah, I get it, "she's great because she doesn't give a shit what anyone thinks of her". So basically, she is the epitome of good behavoir, not caring a fuck for the feelings or opinions of others. Lovely.

If truth is beauty, then we are all hideous monsters.

Submitted by bondbabe on Tue, 01/08/2013 - 12:21pm.

Holy Moses! A "hankerin' for some biscuit and syrup"? And "that damn biscuit is burnt" and "mmm...black crust"? I think I just barfed and sh*t myself!

Submitted by bigorexia on Tue, 01/08/2013 - 9:33am.

Hating this new noisy advertising on DListed.

Submitted by wig in a box on Mon, 01/07/2013 - 10:58pm.

Does she have four or five chins? I can't tell.

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Submitted by kortni_thegreat on Mon, 01/07/2013 - 10:46pm.

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Bitch is flawless, I ain't even mad. *Kanye shrug*

Submitted by Whamo on Mon, 01/07/2013 - 9:47pm.

Submitted by CashewTime. on Mon, 01/07/2013 - 7:34pm.
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Lol:)

Submitted by FluffKitteh on Mon, 01/07/2013 - 9:00pm.

Sugar Bear finally has some teefs...he should wear that costume permanently.

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Submitted by Persistent Cat on Mon, 01/07/2013 - 8:41pm.

Submitted by Meatblocks on Mon, 01/07/2013 - 9:22pm.
i have no respect for the rotted flesh heaps. they could give a shit about their kids -because if they did they'd make sure they were raised with hygiene, manners and education ... but, instead, they go out of their way to avoid all 3.
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I couldn't agree more. I don't see any love, June is so mean to the girls (except the moneymaking child). She had better stash away all that money because the way those girls are raised, without social skills or manners, means they'll never be able to hold down decent jobs. They're so disgusting.

Submitted by christine the hoff on Mon, 01/07/2013 - 8:40pm.

You know, do whatever lame-ass shit you want to shame yourself, but leave your kids out of it.
I was watching some shit show last week, toddlers and tiaras and they were fake tanning these seven year olds, putting pounds of makeup on, and making them expose thier mid-driffs. one of the judges was this man in his forties, like what the fuck do you want to look at these sexualized children for? I shudder to think.

Submitted by Meatblocks on Mon, 01/07/2013 - 7:52pm.

i have no respect for the rotted flesh heaps. they could give a shit about their kids -because if they did they'd make sure they were raised with hygiene, manners and education ... but, instead, they go out of their way to avoid all 3.
yes, they have a new car ... a red pickup.
they only get 15/20k per episode and say they are dividing it 4/5 ways in trusts.
-that's not smart. smart is investing it.
all the kids are rude fat shits with no manners.
excuse me, walking on countertops in bare feet while throwing food around? -while picking ass & nose? dumbass fuckface talking shit about eating out on her blackened cunt?
fuckin nasty dirtbags.

*peddles off in a mint '88 yugo*

Submitted by FullMetalJackass on Mon, 01/07/2013 - 7:31pm.

LOOKING GOOD LILO

Submitted by Peepsdragon on Mon, 01/07/2013 - 7:07pm.

Man I dont care I like them. lol

Submitted by WithinReason... on Mon, 01/07/2013 - 6:36pm.

Horny bear? omfglmao They could so make their own Rocky Horry Picture Show now hhahaha But where is Riff Raff?

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Submitted by TexnDoc on Mon, 01/07/2013 - 6:07pm.

Seems to me this show is getting more and more scripted.

Submitted by Dog on Mon, 01/07/2013 - 6:06pm.

This is why I love June. She just doesn't give a shit what people think of her.

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Submitted by britmachine on Mon, 01/07/2013 - 6:06pm.

The daughters. They are definitely getting fatter.
What's sad is if one of them TRIED working out and/or dieting the other biggins would just laugh at her. So sad. They should run away.

Submitted by CashewTime. on Mon, 01/07/2013 - 6:01pm.

I love this family and the way they can shoot the shit with eachother. In my family we bitch and cry when anyone makes a comment like pumpkin's. Pumpkin is my girl-definitely the cool girl of the bunch. the cynic in me thinks they'll do tbl eventually, but I hope that if they ever diet or something, they do it safely and with their usual humor, not extreme stuff. I would watch that.

Submitted by britmachine on Mon, 01/07/2013 - 6:01pm.

I have so much second-hand embarrassment right now.

Submitted by CashewTime. on Mon, 01/07/2013 - 6:04pm.

Submitted by Whamo on Mon, 01/07/2013 - 6:57pm.Submitted by ewe on Mon, 01/07/2013 - 6:38pm.Just handed in 4-page essay on existentialism============================================
Ahh..or DID you...?

Lol, you so clever Whamo :)

Submitted by Deb on Mon, 01/07/2013 - 5:53pm.

Submitted by misslainey on Mon, 01/07/2013 - 7:04pm.
I hope that you get some good lovin' in 2013, lainey!
I hear ya on the dry spell!

"JUST SMILE LIKE A NORMAL FUCKED UP PERSON."
Charles Manson

Submitted by Fronika on Mon, 01/07/2013 - 5:40pm.

Her daughters, apart from HBB, are pretty girls. It's tragic to see them getting fatter and fatter every day.

"No matter how cynical you become, it's impossible to keep up." - Lily Tomlin

Submitted by Aerialgreen on Mon, 01/07/2013 - 5:38pm.

finally! some jerk off material ~ fap-fap-fap-fap-fap-fap-fap-fap-fap-fap...

Submitted by misslainey on Mon, 01/07/2013 - 5:34pm.

Submitted by Deb on Mon, 01/07/2013 - 6:56pm

Me too, Deb. I am a big girl, but nowhere near as big as Mama June, and the shop has been closed for business for some time. I am not a one night stand type of girl, but am considering changing my standards. This dry spell sux.

Submitted by Whamo on Mon, 01/07/2013 - 5:27pm.

Submitted by ewe on Mon, 01/07/2013 - 6:38pm.
Just handed in 4-page essay on existentialism
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Ahh..or DID you...?

Submitted by Deb on Mon, 01/07/2013 - 5:26pm.

Submitted by Foxxy Brown on Mon, 01/07/2013 - 5:48pm.

yet she looks more like Monroe than Lohan ever has
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I was thinking the same thing, Foxxy. Hubba. Hubba.
Mama June gives me hope that someday I will have sex again....

"JUST SMILE LIKE A NORMAL FUCKED UP PERSON."
Charles Manson

Submitted by misslainey on Mon, 01/07/2013 - 5:25pm.

I haven't seen this in awhile. I don't watch TV, and the last time I checked, TLC did not have new episodes online.

Cannot wait to see what TLC pimps out next.

Submitted by Down_under on Mon, 01/07/2013 - 5:12pm.

Definition of fug

Submitted by misslainey on Mon, 01/07/2013 - 5:10pm.

Submitted by ewe on Mon, 01/07/2013 - 5:08pm.

Just handed in 4-page essay on existentialism (yay me) and came to dlisted to let my mind breathe for a quick minute. Then I pressed play on this shit when I knew I shouldn't.

These people... I swear, these people... ah well, they're happy and not hurting anyone, so yay them.

*returns to Proust stroking the cover cooing "my precious... full of proper English grammar... yes... mmm...*

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Submitted by Whamo on Mon, 01/07/2013 - 6:09pm.
Submitted by stefystef on Mon, 01/07/2013 - 6:00pm.
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@Whamo, you no-good piece of dysentery, you have messed up my mind forever with that nasty ass visual you just gave me!!!! *LMAO
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lol,

Submitted by Hekki on Mon, 01/07/2013 - 4:58pm.

What's weird is that her head is normal from the nose up. And then if you look below.... *screams*

Still and all, I like her. She is who she is.

Submitted by stefystef on Mon, 01/07/2013 - 4:48pm.

Submitted by Whamo on Mon, 01/07/2013 - 6:09pm.
Submitted by stefystef on Mon, 01/07/2013 - 6:00pm.

And that inbred, hick husband of hers was so gross!!!
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Whaaat!? you don't want to see him with his dog outfit on hammering Mamma Monroe from behind slapping her big giant cottage cheese ass and talking dirty to her!??? What a prude! Bwahaaaa! :D

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@Whamo, you no-good piece of dysentery, you have messed up my mind forever with that nasty ass visual you just gave me!!!! *LMAO* GRROOOOOSSSSSSSS!!! if that slob ends up pregnant again, then she is having The Blob as a baby, I know it!!!

I wonder if her fat giggles to the beat of "Happy Birthday, Mr. President"? *LOL*
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Submitted by chewinsmoke on Mon, 01/07/2013 - 4:46pm.

They do look like they smell. I will indeed agree to that.

But, I seriously don't think she's all that bad. All the $$$ they're making off of this hillbilly show is going into trusts for those girls. I think that's a very smart move on Mama June's part. I think she realizes that this show is eventually going to fade into obscurity, and she's wise to invest the money while there is a surplus of it.

So Team Mama June, even if she stinks.

"My pug is smarter than your honor student."

Submitted by rook on Mon, 01/07/2013 - 4:45pm.

As long as Sugar Bear approves... ;) His costume looked like that BJ dog creature from The Shining, which was fucking creepy. I almost barfed when he was talking about black crispy stuff that you nibble off a biscuit. Her biscuit, to be exact.

I caught the tail end of the show and it was mehhh compared to earlier episodes. Though getting a set of keys to the eye gave me the one usual wtf each episode provides.

Submitted by M.E. on Mon, 01/07/2013 - 4:40pm.

She makes me physically ill.

They look like they smell.

Submitted by Whamo on Mon, 01/07/2013 - 4:39pm.

Submitted by stefystef on Mon, 01/07/2013 - 6:00pm.

And that inbred, hick husband of hers was so gross!!!
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Whaaat!? you don't want to see him with his dog outfit on hammering Mamma Monroe from behind slapping her big giant cottage cheese ass and talking dirty to her!??? What a prude! Bwahaaaa! :D

Submitted by stefystef on Mon, 01/07/2013 - 4:30pm.

The Marilyn Monroe Estate should sue IMMEDIATELY! Defamation of Miss Monroe's character! That was a fuckin' mess!!!

And that inbred, hick husband of hers was so gross!!! The visual of those two doing it is enough to chase everyone into nunneries and monasteries.

I don't get that channel and I'm happy for it.

To this family, BLEECH!

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"That shit was more staged and choreographed than Paul Ryan's soup kitchen visit."- MK, 10/16/12

Submitted by jack-n-the-hat on Mon, 01/07/2013 - 4:30pm.

We have finally found it... WOULD. NOT. HIT. IT.

she makes me physically ill and I find myself not listening to anything she is saying because I am entranced by that goddamm neck of hers.

I would rather there listen to Phoebe Price reading the bible cover to cover on audio tapes every second of the day for the rest of my life than see a picture of this nastyfuck ever again.

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Submitted by Gigaboob on Mon, 01/07/2013 - 4:29pm.

Her "Napoleon" tan lines made me lol. Best part of last night's episode was Mama June going into the cornfields to pop a squat!

Submitted by MissJaneTexas on Mon, 01/07/2013 - 4:29pm.

Submitted by sonne on Mon, 01/07/2013 - 5:57pm.

I just love her. I seriously have a major girl crush.

And I think they are doing this sweet kid spin to make everyone forget how awful last season was with the nasty contestants.

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Submitted by sonne on Mon, 01/07/2013 - 4:27pm.

Submitted by MissJaneTexas on Mon, 01/07/2013 - 5:50pm.

Mama June needs the biggest loser. Which started last night - so excited!
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Amen and yay! It might be the only time I might actually enjoy listening to Jillian Michaels yell at someone. Glad she's back but damn, she's annoying at times. She gets the results though.

Submitted by skinny fat on Mon, 01/07/2013 - 4:24pm.

just no.

Submitted by snowpiece on Mon, 01/07/2013 - 4:22pm.

TEAM MAMA JUNE, i was just reading that she has put all the money thay are making in trust funds for the girls. They haven't even bought a new car.

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Submitted by chewinsmoke on Mon, 01/07/2013 - 4:21pm.

Seriously, when this show is on TV, my dog FREAKS out. He starts barking at the TV when Mama June comes on the screen. It's pretty funny.

"My pug is smarter than your honor student."