Teen Mom Farrah Thinks She's A Good Mother For Waxing And Tweezing Her 3-Year-Old's Unibrow
Farrah Abraham of MTV's Teen Mom is tattooing the words "Mother of the Year" on her crotch, because she believe she's the greatest mother ever for tweezing her 3-year-old daughter's unibrow hairs as the kid slept. In a blog post on Sulia, Teen Mom Farrah, who spent $16,000 on a new face, writes about her adventures in baby brow waxing. Farrah pulled out the waxing strips, because she says she felt sorry for her daughter Sophia and wanted to beautify Sophia's brow situation. Here's the blog post that only a Toddlers & Tiaras mom could love (yes, I laughed at "standout historical moment in motherhood"):
SOOOOOooooo, this is a touchy subject the Unibrow thing.
But recently I could not ignore it, like I know I've seen madonna's duaghter have a stand out uni brow, I remember when I was little I had a unibrow, but I couldn't remember if there was an age limit, a rule!
So here I am faced with a standout historical moment in motherhood when I can confirm to myself that my little, adorable,most cuddle-able cutie, baby girl has a Unibrow :( , I felt bad for her, and I started asking friends.... is this hair just going to fall out... is it just hormones at this age?, well the hair didn't go away and others started saying it was here to stay.
So I told sophia (my daughter who is a late 3 years old) of the little issue on her brow, and I showed her how I waxed mine off, so I tryed to wax her, the second a dab hit the Uni, she touch it with the towel she had in her hand,
UHHH so now, wax was in the towel, and I yanked it back ASAP, but fuzz was not stuck to the wax stuck to her Uni, OMG moment, So now sophia was freaking out, so I had to act like it was a cool science project to get the wax off.
PLOT TO END THIS: Sophia feel a sleep, I got my tweezers and Pluck-pluck-pluck......soph was now saying ouch or anything and still was asleep, I got most of it off and then finally she woke up..I went to sleep .
The next morning I showed her and told her how well she did and she didn't even know, She was more intrigued now to be ok with upkeeping her non-unibrow. I could tell she was proud.
Ah I feel like a good mom:) other moms tell me your ideas!
One of my cousins had a glorious unibrow for most of her childhood and her parents refused to let her pluck it away even after she told them that kids made fun of her for it. She tried to hide it by growing her bangs long, but that didn't work. (Side note: She should've united her bangs with her bushy unibrow by braiding them together. That would've been the look.) She was desperate to get rid of the hairy bridge that connected her right brow to her left brow. So one night, she blew out a candle and poured the hot wax on her face. The dumbass didn't lose any brow hairs, but she did gain a burn on her forehead. After that, her mom regularly plucked away her unibrow for her.
So I can sort of understand where that dumb dumb Farrah is coming from, but isn't 3 way too young for that kind of shit? And who the hell tweezes their daughter's eyebrows in her sleep? If Farrah just had to get rid of her 3-year-old's unibrow, she should've done it a better way. I mean, Farrah should've burned her daughter's brow hairs off by playing her abomination of a song for them. Farrah's music makes my ear tunnels burn, so I'm sure it has the same effect on brow hairs.
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Was that picture taken at the strip club she works at? Classy. I'd give her a dollar.
Awesome _ you're going to raise a little girl who is as image-obsessed and as self-loathing as you.
Gotdang she is one ugly horrible looking beast. And trimming your kids unibrow isn't necessary at 3.
When I hit my late 30's I noticed my foundation really made my mustache hair show up and I had never had it before.
I was embarassed about getting my lip waxed but after a couple of times I decided, and I now tell my 13 year old daughter, "what's more embarrasing than getting your lip waxed? Walking around with a lady stache!"
Never be embarassed about hair removal
From what I remember, this little girl had a pretty bad unibrow situation. But waxing is painful for an adult, let along a 3 year old. She could have taken care of it quickly and painlessly with a swipe or two of a plastic razor.
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My daughter has a little blonde mustache ... Takes after me on that , I had a bad mustache growing up and my parents refused to let me shave/ wax it saying it would just make it grow faster and they weren't going to pay for waxing .
It ruined my middle school and half of my high school years , damn mustache !
I will take my daughter to get it waxed before anyone has called her the horrible names kids make up .
If rather have the memory of a waxing or a threading than the memory of kids calling her monkey or hitler :(.... Kids are evil lol
What an asshole thing to write. Ratings must be low.
I have a cousin who has a unibrow. Actually, she's hairy all over: mustache, nose hair sticking out, hairy arms etc. She is very pale and has very dark hair. She is around 25 and is scared of waxing or plucking. I'm not that vain, but I would take care of some of that hair. Maybe in Mexico (where she grew up) or in other countries this isn't seen as a bad thing, but here in the US, people stare and say shit. I just don't get it when people don't do anything about things (that can be easily fixed) that make them feel self conscious.
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I'm shallow enough to probably consider doing some crap like that if I had a hairy kid too. But I don't like kids so it will never be an issue.
I had a friend in 6th grade who was Middle Eastern and everyone started bugging the crap out of her for not shaving or plucking any hair yet at that point, so this kid's teasing would be inevitable too.
baby meth is three as well and is blonde with no uni. She always has outfits with matching hair bows and her hair is always fixed. Is this a result of my own insecurities? Completely. My mom never fixed my hair or put me in cute clothes and now I see pics of myself looking like a GD mess, I'm glad I can put her in stuff that's cute. My mom never knew how to do stuff like that. So would I wax her uni if she had one???? Probably but not at three and a lady never speaks of her unwanted hair removal.
Farrah is an asshole to her parents and if I had talked to my mother the way she does, I wouldn't be here. The insecurities about her bebeh are all from her own parents who must have done a shitty job w her.
Did her kid ever learn how to SPEAK? I remember reading that a nanny or friend claimed the kid can't communicate. I haven't watched the show in like 5 years..
Go back to school, BITCH!
I cannot stand this evil bitch! But, honestly I would probably do the same thing. One of my cousins 5 year old daughter has a uni brow and everytime I see her, I can't help but stare at it, it's honestly distracting. Poor thing...
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I admit that I read several of her blog entries. Abominations in spelling and grammar. Also, she does not know her derriere from a hole in the ground.
Most of the reader comments have to do with her poor spelling and grammar, as well.
"This fuckery could also double as an anthem for cats in the workforce." - Michael K, 5/1/12.
Zorba & Whamo -- it's funny, but it's so wrong. Those ugly kids are growing up to be delusional. Someone is going to tell them one day they're not Cindy Crawford and they're going to be in for a BIG let-down. And I think that even Cindy Crawford was Sasquatch-like before the makeup & photography gods laid their hands on her.
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Submitted by Whamo on Mon, 01/07/2013 - 5:21pm.
I have a friend with really fugly kids but she doesn't seem to tell. Neither do the kids. They have unibrows and look like little sasquatches, but those little girls twerk it like they're Cindy Crawford.
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The thought of twerkin little sasquatches makes me LOL!!
Cindy had that big giant mole removed from her head head too. :)
What's next, toddler braces?
My gorgeous (sorry but she is!!) 6 year old has platinum blonde hair but very dark brown eyes and dark eyebrows. It's a beautiful combo but girlfriend is getting a slight unibrow. As soon as she hits puberty or asks for a wax, I will absolutely allow it but I might wait until she asks for it, I don't want her to think I think there is something wrong with her.
I get my eyebrows waxed so I hope she is comfortable with it all.
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kids started making fun of my unibrow in 6th grade, so one night i took a razor straight down the middle of it, not knowing how WIDE the razor blades actually were. So then my eyebrows started at about my pupils.the right one never fully recovered and i have to draw some of it in with a pencil every day. don't have kids but if i did and they felt insecure about that I'd take them to a professional to get them shaped up and then teach them upkeep. But absolutely not at 3.
This little girl was probably not even being made fun of and didn't know the difference anyway, just like me. So its mainly the mom's insecurity being thrust upon this poor little kid already.. I bet she'll get a nose job for a sweet 16 gift.
Wow, way to give a kid a complex. This plastic bitch did this because the kid's unibrow reminded her of her own insecurities, not because she "felt sorry" for her. If the kid was older and self conscious about it, maybe that's another thing, but this is just going to help fuck the poor thing up. And I say HELP because sadly, this is just one twisted occurrence in a long string of others.
My kid's not even born yet, but I like to think I will love him and think he's beautiful no matter what he looks like. This story makes me ill.
Kid ain't so cute either. I agree about unibrows, though -- get rid of them!
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What a horrible cunt!
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I like to smile, smiling's my favorite! : )
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I'm sure if I had a kid and it had a unibrow, it would bug me too. I doubt I'd pluck or wax that mess because a kid really doesn't need to start that bullshit so young. Women have endless years of maintenance, why start it at fucking three years old? Is anyone really mocking a three year old for having a unibrow? Is preschool really that brutal?
If the kid complains then yeah, I can see plucking that shit but I highly doubt a three year old or her friends give a shit. This no spelling broad just wants to create a little high maintenance version of herself. Moms like this are the reason why some ten year old girls think they need to wear a thong and get bikini waxes.
What is a "late" 3 year old?
Oh yeah and this bish is a moron. Uneducated, unemployed, no skills, she thinks she is attractive but she isn't and her claim to fame is that she is easy and got knocked up at a young age and thinks that is some kind of accomplishment. I feel sorry for the little girl.
She should forget about having babies, and get a GED. Dayum.
Submitted by Whamo on Mon, 01/07/2013 - 5:21pm.
If your child had a wart or mole on her face that wasn't a medical issue would you remove it?
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If it was a big giant juicy wart, hell yes, I'd get rid of it. I'd probably wait till my kid is bigger, though, or when other kids are noticing it and making fun of my child. Then it's time for the wart to go.
Then again, I have a friend with really fugly kids but she doesn't seem to tell. Neither do the kids. They have unibrows and look like little sasquatches, but those little girls twerk it like they're Cindy Crawford. My friend gets them nice clothes and accessories though. *shrug*
Submitted by Hekki on Mon, 01/07/2013 - 6:29pm.
She's a teen mom? Because she looks about as old as the moms I know. And we're in our very late 30s/early 40s.
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Ha! I almost posted the exact same thing. Doesn't look like she's been a teen in quite a while!
I've never seen an episode of teen mom...anyway, I don't have an issue with her getting rid of the unibrow. Is it really any more painful that getting a child's ears pierced? I've seen lots of little babies with pierced ears.
She's a teen mom? Because she looks about as old as the moms I know. And we're in our very late 30s/early 40s.
I already know that my youngest boy will be sporting a unibrow once he hits puberty. Oh well, if it bothers him, we get rid of it, if not, it stays. Dunno if its just me being a Mom, but even if i had a girl with a unibrow, i would still think she is cute as all hell WITH that unibrow and let it be that way til she is old enough to complain about it...
Ah I feel like a good mom:) other moms tell me your ideas!
Well, my best Mom-Idea was when i let my kid stick the knitting needle in the outlet. He was intrigued how his hair was smoking and ok with the easy upkeep of his burned off locks....Dumb twat.
Sorry...ugly mom, ugly kid. No amount of tweezing is gonna change that.
Never mind the shitty parenting - her spelling, grammar and usage are atrocious. ATROCIOUS. This bitch does not have good sense.
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When will these simple bitches learn that it's a million times more sexy to rock a body like that and be ladylike and not present yourself like a mandrill every time a camera or a hot guy walks by - vsminimoose 12/27/12
Wow, so when is she going to put the kid on diet pills?
"Let them all boil in their own hotdog juice." Deb 7/2012
Look, I don't have chirruns(that's more than likely for the best), and call me what you will, but if my child was rockin the monobrow, I would wax it off too...Yes I am that shallow.
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Submitted by can be a pushy broad on Mon, 01/07/2013 - 5:37pm.
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Ha! I guess you could say that for all blue collar, rural, up from the bootstrap parents. They ain't taking no crap from someone they bust their asses for to provide them with a good upbringing. I had to go searchin' for my tastebuds a couple times as a kid. lols
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If it were a really big, hairy caterpillar across the child's forehead, I could understand doing this. Not making a big deal of it, but just removing it as quickly and painlessly as possible seems reasonable to me. The girl is going to grow up and have pictures of herself--does she want to see pictures of her uncommonly hairy brow? I hate the bad pictures of me with bad haircuts from when I was a child. It is because of this that I have been a bitch to everyone in my family and insisted on taking my nephew to my gay hairdresser. Little one has straight brown hair, so he has the "Don Draper."
PS. I also don't allow him to wear Crocs, camouflage, or tie-dye.
So the spinless boy took risque pics of Farrah...posted them & that's why judice will be served. Well @ least her fans have encouraged her with were watching. rotfl
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Doesn't she know that Brooke Shields' eyebrows are back in...
I think we need a Norplant Hero, you know, like in the middle of the night he/she goes into peoples' homes that shouldn't have kids and implant any birth control device that would prevent them from breeding. Thus, saving themselves and humanity all at once.
Submitted by chewinsmoke on Mon, 01/07/2013 - 5:28pm.
Whamo, you bring up some good points. This really isn't the end of the world.
What IS extremely bothersome is this bitch's rendition of the entire event.
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I certainly agree with you there lol, she should just shut up about it and carry on
mike- ROTFL!!!
My only problem is the way she chose to remove the hair. Wax and tweezing ouch! Poor kid. Also the age is kind of disturbing. I had a double hairy problem when I was little. I had a unibrow and peach fuzz above the lip. Never noticed until some little twat pointed it out, went home told my mom and she didn't make a big deal about it. She just shaved it off with one of those eyebrow razors.
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guest- you and I are done professionally.
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This saddens me as I really enjoyed Sophia's work on The Simpsons:
http://bestuff.com/stuff/maggie-simpsons-archenemy-the-baby-with-the-one...
Submitted by louise_brooks on Mon, 01/07/2013 - 5:26pm.
so dude broke up with her, she dropped a dime on him out of spite and she's confused about why he hates her and took a dump on her whatever page?
"Voodoo is forgetting who's the john and who's the whore." MK, 3/20/12
Submitted by bambam on Mon, 01/07/2013 - 5:27pm.
No lie, southern parents don't play.
LOL! Southern Middle America parents/small town parents didn't play either. Unfortunately, it took way more than one time to shut Pushy up.
Stubborn little shit--and mouthy.
Is that her new face? She paid for that?
Team Farrah. So wot she plucked it.
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