The CAPTION THIS Contest WINNER For January 8th!

I've always heard they have to wash off Parisite Hilton the morning after but I never knew it was now a professional sport. - TexnDoc

Runners-up:

Apparently Adam didn't get the memo that the circle jerk was moved to next week Tuesday... - Boys for Pele

Brides normally throw bouquets at weddings. Kris Humphries had to throw his balls out. - cs182

They aren't laughing at his dick, they're laughing at the tweezers and magnifying glass. - citizenstrange

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The CAPTION THIS Contest

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Submitted by fauve on Wed, 01/09/2013 - 3:25pm.

Congrats, winners!

Submitted by BaconSlut on Wed, 01/09/2013 - 1:49pm.

Congrats, funneh hookerz!

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Submitted by Deb on Wed, 01/09/2013 - 1:25pm.

HAHA! Congrats, funny winnahs!

"JUST SMILE LIKE A NORMAL FUCKED UP PERSON."
Charles Manson

Submitted by Sweetas on Wed, 01/09/2013 - 11:25am.

lmao!! Great job and congrats!

Submitted by OurMissC on Wed, 01/09/2013 - 10:38am.

These are great! Congrats!

"...sometimes sucking on the same dick gets real boring." - MK's eloquent cousin

Submitted by christine the hoff on Wed, 01/09/2013 - 9:40am.

Congrats Doc!
good job runners up, everyone had me laughing this morning.

Submitted by JesRHall on Wed, 01/09/2013 - 9:39am.

Proving that his dick barely escaped with its life, Anderson Cooper proudly shows the USA Olympic swim team his pubic hair burned by Kathy Griffin's acid saliva.

Submitted by Vern on Wed, 01/09/2013 - 9:37am.

Peentastic whores!

*chanting as always*

Shut the fuck up kid, you're in my closet now.

Submitted by suckandfuck on Wed, 01/09/2013 - 9:31am.

Great job ladies! I hope winning the CAPTION THIS! contest makes all those years of alcohol abuse a little less regrettable!

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Submitted by stinkbutt on Mon, 03/29/2010 - 5:47pm.
suckandfuck, do us all a favor, and hang yourself. Oh, and your parents should be shot for raising a disgusting pig like yourself.

Submitted by TexnDoc on Wed, 01/09/2013 - 9:30am.

Ahhhh, XOXOX. Remember Cher's son with Gregg Allman who said on Howard Stern after a night with her he went to the kitchen sink and scrubbed his privates with whatever was available at the time. ;-)

Submitted by Mel-Tang on Wed, 01/09/2013 - 9:30am.

Lmao!!! Congrats to the winners! Good ones!

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Submitted by fosho on Wed, 01/09/2013 - 2:56am.

"This is where you look if you want to know where your wives are"

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"And here's my favorite sponsor, Thimble City!"

Submitted by jalynne on Wed, 01/09/2013 - 2:53am.

Zachary Quinto, Jamie Bell, Prince Ginge...? Help, I need directions to get out of Michael's dream!

Submitted by Mani6 on Wed, 01/09/2013 - 1:30am.

Every time Dick Hertz gets his penis caught in the zipper, all the players of the Silly Nannies soccer team try to lend a hand.

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Submitted by turnelbup on Wed, 01/09/2013 - 1:21am.

The faithful brought offerings to the cum stain shaped like the Blessed Virgin, declaring it a miracle.

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"When in doubt, freak 'em out" -- Sharon Needles

Submitted by Del on Tue, 01/08/2013 - 11:59pm.

(Torilla tavataan!)

Here's what the picture is all about, to be a sourpuss and all.

http://urbaaniurheilu.wordpress.com/2013/01/07/suomencupin-miesten-finaa...

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2 for the price of 3!

Submitted by de Cosmos on Tue, 01/08/2013 - 11:51pm.

Get back... you never know how big this thing is gonna get.

Submitted by skabazzle on Tue, 01/08/2013 - 10:34pm.

Now the question is: if you wear the same briefs as David Beckham, do you inherit his soccer skills or his Minnie Mouse voice?

Submitted by skabazzle on Tue, 01/08/2013 - 10:32pm.

"And here is the scar from when Kelly Preston walked in on us and John got surprised and slipped!"

Submitted by skabazzle on Tue, 01/08/2013 - 10:30pm.

There was a little bit of a language barrier hiccup when Lionel Messi's teammates asked to see his golden balls.

Submitted by TelevisedRevolution on Tue, 01/08/2013 - 10:53pm.

In the Latvian Witchcraft and Wizardry school, the final Transfiguration exam is especially difficult. Wizards must practice weeks to turn their cum into roses, but at least they have the support of their classmates.

Talk about "O" levels!

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God don't like ugly.

Submitted by Queenbkitty on Tue, 01/08/2013 - 9:49pm.

Just another day at the Don Johnson School for Peen Watching.

Submitted by christine the hoff on Tue, 01/08/2013 - 9:24pm.

Every rose has it's porn.

Submitted by BaconSlut on Tue, 01/08/2013 - 9:16pm.

Once again, "X" marks the spot.

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Submitted by Doll-Parts on Tue, 01/08/2013 - 9:05pm.

Kum at me, bro!

Submitted by Dog on Tue, 01/08/2013 - 8:38pm.

The Ryan Gaycrest Fan Club practices meeting their idol.

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Submitted by Dantronic on Tue, 01/08/2013 - 8:30pm.

When Esko shoots his Technikum on the court...

Submitted by loozer on Tue, 01/08/2013 - 8:28pm.

Okay, a bunch of muscular guys reaching for my junk while holding roses and another guy in a flannel shirt takes pictures. I am either dreaming or at MichaelK's New Year party.

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♫I am smitten, You know me (yeah, you know me)
I could be your Frankenstein, My crush with eyeliner...♫

Submitted by crankenstein on Tue, 01/08/2013 - 8:23pm.

Christian groups are protesting the new season of The Bachelor.

Submitted by crankenstein on Tue, 01/08/2013 - 8:16pm.

HAHA jd.xy brilliant

Submitted by crankenstein on Tue, 01/08/2013 - 8:14pm.

One two three four, I declare a dick war.

Submitted by crankenstein on Tue, 01/08/2013 - 8:13pm.

Kris Humphries doesn't need brains ya'll.

Submitted by loozer on Tue, 01/08/2013 - 8:14pm.

The competition is stiff in the 'Grab the Gold Cock Ring' contest, but Iron Chef Michael Symon (far right) takes the early lead.

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♫I am smitten, You know me (yeah, you know me)
I could be your Frankenstein, My crush with eyeliner...♫

Submitted by TelevisedRevolution on Tue, 01/08/2013 - 7:49pm.

Esko's competition for a place in the "Exhibitionist Olympics" was fierce - but Johnny's teammates were rooting for him!

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God don't like ugly.