The Time A Magic Mike Extra Tried To Finger Matthew McConaughey's Ass
At The New York City Film Circle Awards, Steven Soderbergh told Vanity Fair (via HuffPo) about the Magic Mike extra who obviously didn't get the memo that finger fucking anybody in the culito without permission is not appropriate ever ("Says who?" - John Travolta). Steven says that while filming a scene (I'm guessing this scene), one extra got a little McConaughey butt syrup on her nail when she tried to give him an impromptu prostate exam.
"While we were shooting Matthew's script sequence, one very impassioned woman extra pulled his G-string off and tried to stick her finger up his butt. And when I remembered that, I thought, You know, where I come from, you stand up for a guy who brings that kind of game to your movie."
Where in the hell does Steven Soderbergh come from? Finger Fuck Town? Can I get the exact GPS coordinates, please. It's for research!
When Vanity Fair asked the Texas T-Rex about getting anally molested, he sort of laughed it off and said that he didn't think she was trying to poke through his skin blossom:
"I don't think she was trying to stick her finger up my butt. She was trying to put it somewhere, though, and you got it on film. It worked out."
If you read me that quote and didn't tell me it came from the Texas T-Rex's mouth and told me that Grant Bowler said it about Lindsay Lohan during the filming of Liz & Dick, I'd totally believe you.
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EW. Not even for Johnny Depp would I stick my finger up someone's hot, nasty, dirty butthole. No.
Ewww. Isn't Matthew McConagay notorious for really bad body odor and not being into baths? Sticking your finger in his culo might be like dipping your hand in a jar of Nutella.
Ew and fresh butthands smell gross. When people pick their ass, I can smell that shit a mile away.
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I wanna see the extra stick her finger up Matty's bunghole the way he looks now. All moustachey and skinny and porny. Hahaha
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Maybe her finger slipped when she was trying to grab his butt.
Reminds me of the time in high school when my friend and I went to a male strip club in Dallas to see Randy the Master Blaster perform (they were friends or something). The other women that were there were acting CRAZY - molesting the strippers and trying to kiss them. It was like old ladies in furs gone wild. I wasn't impressed. Men dancing around in speedos - NOT HOT.
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"I don't think she was trying to stick her finger up my butt. She was trying to put it somewhere, though, and you got it on film. It worked out."
If you read me that quote and didn't tell me it came from the Texas T-Rex's mouth and told me that Grant Bowler said it about Lindsay Lohan during the filming of Liz & Dick, I'd totally believe you.
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That last section,MK. ROFLMAO!
There's guys whose asses I'd like to feel (I'm looking at you Chris Meloni, Jon Hamm, Mark Harmon, et al.), but as far as sticking a finger in someone's ass, uh, no thank you.
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butt syrup...skin blossom??? *lays down and waits for sweet death*
"Let them all boil in their own hotdog juice." Deb 7/2012
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You just know she sniffed her finger afterwards, too.
I dont get what ya`ll get so worked up about. I get the urge to stick my finger up a stranger`s ass about once every two hours.
*smells finger*
Na, seriously, that shit is fucking GROSS.
Ewwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwww.
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I haven't seen this, but sticking your finger up a stranger's ass without a finger condom is ick nast. Besides, who knows where her finger's been?
I still haven't seen this movie. That is gross that a someone would try to stick their finger in someone's ass. I am totally not into that, although I'm sure some people are.
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