Tuesday, January 8th 2013

Today's Moment Of Shade Brought To You By Mimi

Starting next week, American Idol is trying it again and we'll all get to see the scripted drama between Mimi and Nicki Minaj play out as Ryan Gaycrest cries over what he's become into a custom-made silicone mold of Simon Cowell's tits. To promote the #1 scripted telenovela on network TV, Mimi did an interview with her VERY good friend (so says Babawaawaawwa a million times over) Barbara Walters and of course the subject of her bitch brawl with the Fraggle Rock refugee came up. Skip to the 3 minute mark to see these freshly polished diamonds provided by Mimi and Barbara:

1. Barbara saying "I'm quick to check a bitch if she is out of line" when talking about a song Nicki Minaj did about American Idol. That line is totally going to be the title for Barbara Walter's upcoming tell-all about what it's like working with Elisabeth Hasselcrack.

2. When Barbara asks Mimi if she's the bitch Nicki is singing about, the not-so-cowardly lioness gently yanks a bitch's wig by responding with, "I didn't know she sang. I thought she rapped, or whatever." YAASSS! That is Mimi's second greatest act of sheer bitchery behind her classic "Que Es A JLo?" moment.

3. Mimi calling American Idol a "classic, classy show." Mimi is spot-on with that description, but AI's title as the classiest show on television is all thanks to Rhonetta.

You know what's REALLY classic? This shade throwing moment from Mimi. Add it to the pile.

(Thanks, Kevin) 

Posted by: Michael K


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Bda's picture

Mariah is batshit crazy but that bish throws shade like NO OTHER! I still think the J.LO shade was the best though. Mariah did a SONG with Nicki and trying to act like she doesn't know what Nicki does. I can't deal.

4:40.. "I didn't know she sang, I thought she rapped, or whatever" Booom. Love it!

Bizzarelife's picture

Submitted by snowpiece on Tue, 01/08/2013 - 5:32pm.

LOL look at this pic of her in a bikini? somehow I don't believe it.....

http://www.dailymail.co.uk/tvshowbiz/article-2258607/Mariah-Carey-flaunt...

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Over 40, natural birth (actually had them herself), and always been a bit on the curvy side?!?

TUMMY TUCK!!! No way in HELL could this broad pull of a flat tummy without it.

That being said, I really do not blame her. I often tell my own boyfriend that after I have our ONE AND ONLY KID, I fully plan to request a tummy tuck. YOU BET. I know I will be one of those women that ends up with stretch marks everywhere and a spare tire I cannot lose. My genetics in this area SUCK.

Bizzarelife's picture

This show has been falling in the ratings for some time. It's seen it's pinnacle. It's only a matter of time before we see this shame cancelled.

They have this Minaj person on there so that they can create drama and draw in new viewers. That is it. No other confusion about it.

It will work for awhile, but people will tire of it.

WithinReason...'s picture

Mimi needs to save her DIVA shade for someone better, Minaj is so not worthy. And all this drama for ratings is pitiful. "Unsafe work environment", beoatches please!

WTH, is BW wearing at 0:23??

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Cake666's picture

Aaaw, I love Mimi..she could've been way bitchier though..we need a song!

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Andrei's picture

Just seems odd that they'd start off by saying how many trophies Carey won in order to just get to, "So, were you the bitch that Nicki was referring to?" We all know that Mariah has experience. Seems like something she didn't even need to address if she didn't want to... but she went to Wawa about it?

Andrei's picture

Baba Wawa's glasses are hideous.

Andrei's picture

Doesn't Carey have a strange obsession with Hello Kitty? As in a room/bathroom with nothing but Hello Kitty crap?

She Stinks's picture

I was never a Mariah fan until I saw that clip of her not knowing who JHO Bag is - then I loved her. JHO Bag broke up her marriage to Tommy Mottolla, so I'd hate that no talent cunt too.

Gobbler's picture

lol I love the eyeroll/shoulder shrug at about 4:28

cocoebert's picture

No one can throw shade like Mimi. I think she can respect someone with genuine talent and she's earned her right to talk smack.

KA's picture

i like mariah. not crazy about nicki. there is something scary about her that i dont like.

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Freak Speely's picture

I find it shameful when looking back on Mariah Carey's lengthy discography that she should even have one thought about a failing studio project like Nicki Minaj (who saw her obscure and laughable footnote of a future in front of her when she & Lil' Kim talked shit about each other....nothing but desperation & plastic surgery in the years ahead).

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Esteem's picture

She has a fabulous voice, there's no doubt about that. She's earned her Diva status imo. It'll be a sad day in her life, I'm sure, when time has taken away her whistle registers. I hope she goes gracefully, like Streisand did.

Nicki Minaj is a flash in the pan.

I'll probably watch a bit of AI just to see if there'll be a Diva-off, but I'll get sick of Randy's 'yo' crap before long, I'm sure.

Mariah usually demands that be said about her when she appears on a show. I bet Mariah is furious that she can't make The Guinness Book of world records change it from Madonna to her fat jealous ass.

MOOriah isn't even in second place. Celine has sold more albums worldwide than she has.

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Mimi has had a tummy tuck.

JPHinLA's picture

Exactly, Michael K! I'm reminded of the time that Mariah shared this gem with me (for a MIRABELLA cover story): "Jennifer Lopez. Isn't she a dancer?"

Bitingontinfoil's picture

$18 millon - I *think* we're in the ballpark! LMAO! Can't STAND Niki Manaj - no-talent ghetto bitch.
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Bitingontinfoil's picture

Actually, the only time I have *liked* this woman was due to her performance in "PUSH....." Diva? Definately! Bitch? Probably. I think it''s more than likely a mostly lifelong trail of ÿes-men that's turned her into a alternate-reality diva.
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Submitted by annobanano on Tue, 01/08/2013 - 3:55pm.
Submitted by louise_brooks on Tue, 01/08/2013 - 3:45pm.

Submitted by annobanano on Tue, 01/08/2013 - 3:42pm.

I plan on living to 150, so I will not start middle age until 75.

I'd have to be in AWESOME shape mentally & physically to want to live that long!!!!

I take a lot of vitamins. LOL I also decided since I was stupid through most of my 20's, that they don't count.

snowpiece's picture

LOL look at this pic of her in a bikini? somehow I don't believe it.....

http://www.dailymail.co.uk/tvshowbiz/article-2258607/Mariah-Carey-flaunt...

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CashewTime.'s picture

Love her. She's a diva, but she doesn't come across as a bitch. And she has good song writing skills and taste in producers. Nicki is too much of a gimmick to last long, and her voice is weak.

Haribo's picture

One of the greatest voices in the bizz imho.

'We are responsible for what we do unless we are celebrities.'

LoCoJo's picture

But for why is Barbara dressed like Linda Richman from "Coffee Talk"?

Barbara Walters is so freaking overrated

Cat Scratch's picture

Nicki Minaj is embarrassingly stupid and foolish but Mariah is also full of shit too.

I like "Heartbreaker" and "Fantasy" or whatever but she pats herself on the back A LOT when it comes to her voice. So you have an impeccable voice, so fucking what? You're a finely tuned instrument with a weave, not a musical genius. You're a humidifier monger and a "please, please, don't smoke so near to me" snob...all upkeep, no innovation.

I love Babs saying "Hell yeah, it's about American Idol" and "I'm quick to check a bitch if she's out of line, are you the bitch?" all earnest in her line of questioning...HAHAHA.

Fuck em both. But fuck Nicki Minaj harder, she's a walking clown gimmick.

LMA618's picture

Mimi's a first class eyebrow abuser. Thats why i can never fully like her. Her sperm brows have ruined the music.

Glambert's picture

Submitted by GiveIt2Me on Tue, 01/08/2013 - 3:51pm.
LOL at her publicist making Barb say she's the best selling female artist of all time. Helllllo Madge is calling
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Mariah usually demands that be said about her when she appears on a show. I bet Mariah is furious that she can't make The Guinness Book of world records change it from Madonna to her fat jealous ass.

MOOriah isn't even in second place. Celine has sold more albums worldwide than she has.

Whamo's picture

I couldn't pick out a Mimi tune for the life of me and I know she did one movie where she got savaged but I've seen her in a couple of other movies and considering she's a singer I think she's actually a pretty good actress.

annobanano's picture

Submitted by louise_brooks on Tue, 01/08/2013 - 3:45pm.

Submitted by annobanano on Tue, 01/08/2013 - 3:42pm.

I plan on living to 150, so I will not start middle age until 75.

I'd have to be in AWESOME shape mentally & physically to want to live that long!!!!

louise_brooks's picture

Submitted by Lisbet459 on Tue, 01/08/2013 - 3:47pm.

Good points.

ba-buttons's picture

I'd probably bang Nicki. I wouldn't touch Mariah with a ten-foot clown pole. Nicki wins.

Oh yes, both of their "music" SUUUUUUCKS

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azgirl's picture

This shows how much this season is going to suck. They are shoving this fake drama down our throats to distract us from the mess show.

LOL at her publicist making Barb say she's the best selling female artist of all time. Helllllo Madge is calling

Bigbendy's picture

Nobody does it better than Mimi. All others bow to the Queen Diva.

Lisbet459's picture

Submitted by louise_brooks on Tue, 01/08/2013 - 3:23pm.

I can't help it, I like her. She's even farther over the top then Jlo, but there is something really likable about her that I can't put my finger on.
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There's an innocence to Mariah's persona. She strikes me as one of those women who's not mean or nasty, just so insulated and pampered that it never occurs to her to reconsider her actions or other peoples' feelings.

Whereas there's an edge to JLo's persona. She strikes me as someone who could be deliberately hostile, and is smart enough to know better. Her talent, let's be honest, isn't as great as Mariah's, so she'd probably claw her way over people.

The Machine's picture

I was a HUGE Mariah fan around her Music Box days.
That said, girl has been delusional since then.
I don't watch AI, but I have no idea why Nicki is on there. Her rapping sounds like Lisa Lopes on crack and her "image" needs to suck my nonexistent left nut.
Isn't AI a singing competition? Seriously, why is the there, aside from a ratings ploy?

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Mel-Tang's picture

When you hit 40, you can think you're hot because you've earned it by then.

Shit, I'm the hottest 42 yr old on my block. :P

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Submitted by annobanano on Tue, 01/08/2013 - 3:42pm.

I plan on living to 150, so I will not start middle age until 75.

annobanano's picture

Submitted by Bossy on Tue, 01/08/2013 - 3:22pm.

she thinks she's still hot even though she's not anymore but meh, that's probably most middle aged women.

Us middle-agers ALL think were hot, lol

rukiddingme's picture

I'm kinda digging Barbara's glasses...

What's more sad than the fact that 10,000 animals got euthanized today? The fact that because of the ignorance of humans, it will happen again tomorrow. End the cycle. Spay and neuter your pets & please adopt your next pet from a shelter.

Mel-Tang's picture

I LOVE Mariah, and think she is one of the few true talents that should and do have an all access pass to diva-ness.

There is no denying that her voice (and her innocent beauty when she was younger) got her where she is. She deserves it all, unlike the poseur Niki.

And mimi's kids are cute...they look like lion cubs. Lol. <3

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saltydog's picture

Submitted by can be a pushy broad on Tue, 01/08/2013 - 3:06pm.
Not a big Mimi fan. She's alright but IMO, not an extraordinary talent. I'm not saying she can't sing, just that she's not as good as her
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I agree, I think she can sing really well but I just don't think her voice is that pleasant. She can sing on key, stay on pitch, has a big vocal range but at the end of the day I never think she sounds that good.

betseyfan2's picture

Barbara's glasses are making her look a little Sally Jesse-like.

Worked on a vacation booking for Mariah once...she sure loves her pets.

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Bossy's picture

Submitted by ewe on Tue, 01/08/2013 - 3:15pm.

And Nicki has some nerve to act out after Mariah put her on one of her tracks and introduced her to a new audience. She's just mad cos she's the black Lady Gaga.

That's probably taking it too far. Nicki is a mess but she's a different mess than Gaga. Most times Gaga is a bubble or a couch on stage while Nicki just wears bright colors and tight outfits. One sings weird things the other one raps in weird manish voices.

saltydog's picture

Here's my theory: the feud between them is half real. The producers probably script things and I be Nicki is in on it and OK with pulling dumb as stunts for publicity and Mariah has no idea because they knew they could just rely on her to be completely self centered and casually bitchy while trying to pretend she is "above it all".

M.E.'s picture

I like old Mimi, before she Diva'd the fuck out, but LOL'ing here on her giving Minajatwat the hand.