Afternoon Crumbs
Thanks to Beyonce's under-titty action and body chain, GQ is giving us a double dose of sophistication on their new cover - Just Jared
Brad Pitt's billy goat beard is making a comeback - Lainey Gossip
Remember when Nicole Trunfio hosted Make Me A Supermodel? Yeah, me neither - Hollywood Tuna
The Silver Fox yells at a lady for stuffing a banana peel in a box and yes, that's a euphemism, I'm sure - Towleroad
Expect Michael Lohan to "leak" another phone conversation with his daughter, because how else do you think he's going to pay a lawyer to sue White Oprah for telling the truth for once? - The Superficial
Why is New You Magazine calling Pete Burns "Courteney Cox"? - Celebitchy
Hilary Duff shows us the weirdest way to 69 - Drunken Stepfather
.....and yet not one picture of Frank Ocean's nipples - The Berry
Mark this day, the paparazzi take a picture of Taylor Swift and she's not holding the hand of some white teenage celebrity boy - Popoholic
Just because Jennifer Aniston cuts all of the yarn locks on her Cabbage Patch Kid's head doesn't mean Jimmy Kimmel should let her cut his hair - Popsugar
Selena Gomez and Justin Bieber aren't scissoring anymore - IDLYITW
Lane Armstrong will open up about being a dopehead to Oprah - ICYDK
Mimi and Nicki Minaj keep the shade-a-thon going - Popbytes
Space Station Hair IS the look - Videogum
Miss USA America 1964 (or whatever her year was) from The Real Housewives of Atlanta is not being Gone with the Wind fabulous by pretending that her fake relationship wasn't just a stunt - Crunk + Disorderly
Hilary Banks definitely wore this outfit on season 1 of Fresh Prince and she's not going to be happy that her little sister stole it from her - Moe Jackson
Katy Perry goes SANS FARDS in Hawaii - Cityrag
Kate Upton is a plushie's wet dream in Elle France - Celebslam
The Texas T-Rex is gaining weight, which means that he has finally reunited with his bong - I'm Not Obsessed
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Beyawwwwnce should be ashamed of this photoshoot. It looks nothing like her. These pictures scream that her real body fails and is not good enough for this photo spread.
Fucking ridiculous.
Submitted by Foxxy Brown on Thu, 01/10/2013 - 3:20pm.
Submitted by REDMOND on Thu, 01/10/2013 - 3:17pm.
the inconsistency in the photoshopping of her knees and the computer generated rib cage ...
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Good call!!!
Submitted by REDMOND on Thu, 01/10/2013 - 3:17pm.
the inconsistency in the photoshopping of her knees and the computer generated rib cage ...
"Voodoo is forgetting who's the john and who's the whore." MK, 3/20/12
Let's see. This pic was photoshopped to make her look like she weigh's 100lbs. Her skin color looks like mine in the summertime and I'm white. Her hair is fake. She's way too old to try to get away with wearing that. Belly chain? Gag. Even Coco is too classy to wear a belly chain. Am I missing anything else?
That body did NOT have a baby.
Ever.
She's too old for this mess... this is an outfit and pose for Taylor Swift or Rihanna. This is GQ she could have found a sexier adult like outfit. Plus this shit is over photoshopped bitch has elephant legs and huge hips.
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Nobody expects the Spanish Inquisition!!!
Because that's such a natural way to stand.
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"I think my butt looks too big in these jeans."
gawd I hate this bitch. She has a weird stomach and really horrible legs so this is totally 'shopped up the wazzoo.
Remember Sheer Energy pantyhose...the ones that came in the egg popular in the late 70's? That's the kind of nylons Beyonce wears - shiny and supportive to the point where legs muscles strain to move. And yet we are supposed to believe without any hose, Beyonce has a gap the size of the one between Tori Spelling's breastesses between her legs? Yeah. No.
I call bs on those thighs. Even when she was first in DC and was a tooth pick teenager she had thick ass legs. Why PS a gap like that? What the hell is it with men and a huge gaping hole in between women's legs? Oh wait..
We get it Beyonce, you can be sexy 365 days a year.
Good job. Now let's move forward shall we.
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"Did you know that "Irreplacable" was written by a MAN? And that man was Ne-fucking-Yo?! How would he know about "to the left, to the left"?! Ugh."
Am I missing something? I am a lady and don't know what you mean.... Everything you own in a box to the left...is he stuffing some other woman's box..?
"This world is a whore."
Kenya Moore: "So why lead me on? Why waste my time? Why humiliate me in front of the world?"
Because you're a grade-A bitch and the world rejoices at seeing you laid low. Call security, bitch.
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"Lord help us all! Jesus take the bedazzled wheel." ~~MK
Submitted by MissJaneTexas on Thu, 01/10/2013 - 1:45am.
:-) if you have time, hop back to OP so i can ask you something pls
"Voodoo is forgetting who's the john and who's the whore." MK, 3/20/12
Submitted by Foxxy Brown on Thu, 01/10/2013 - 1:43am.
Yeah, I know...I just can't let non-truths go! hahahaha.
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Your Chick-Fil-A is showing. - ISprainedMyUvula 8/3/2012
Submitted by MissJaneTexas on Wed, 01/09/2013 - 11:42pm
save your breath, Miss Jane. facts have absolutely NO role in any discussion of Jay Z or Beyonce on this site
"Voodoo is forgetting who's the john and who's the whore." MK, 3/20/12
On what planet has Beyonce's thighs ever been that small?
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And I kept touching my neck
To guide your eyes where I wanted you to kiss me
When we find some time alone
Her body has never and will never look like that. Who are these people who abuse photoshop so blatantly and get away with it on a national scale?
"And all your favorite Jessicas!" LOL! So glad my name is not Jessica or Jennifer.
Submitted by lislop on Wed, 01/09/2013 - 11:18pm.
Not true for Jay-Z. His last album with Kanye was very successful as was the tour they went on to promote it.
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Your Chick-Fil-A is showing. - ISprainedMyUvula 8/3/2012
Beyonce is gorgeous here (and very pretty IRL) but the hair is totally fake and she's photoshopped to hell.
She does have a nice waist though, IRL and thick thighs so it looks a bit realistic but that pose is impossible!
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Dark-sided!
Another very pretty woman who tries to be super-beautiful-sexy instead of just...a very pretty woman. This PS is embarrassing--do they think anyone's buying this pic as anything other than the fiction it is?
Who knows what she really looks like.
Submitted by saltydog on Wed, 01/09/2013 - 11:06pm.
Her last album bombed and people still treat her like she's pushing records at a Madonna in 1992 level. All her albums suck, they are a few good club bangers and one or two good balads then a ton of shit low rent R&B crap
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It's because their music is NOT selling that she and Jay Z have to push their image down our throats. It's how they make their money now.
Her body looks perfect here, too bad it's photo shopped to hell.
How the fuck does she look lankier than me? I call bullshit.
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"If French is the language of love, then Spanish is the language of badassery!" -MK
I'm already sick of Beyonce and her first single from the new album isn't even out yet. Her last album bombed and people still treat her like she's pushing records at a Madonna in 1992 level. All her albums suck, they are a few good club bangers and one or two good balads then a ton of shit low rent R&B crap
I just can't with this monstrosity. I never have and never will. I don't even listen to Destiny's Child anymore. Did you know that "Irreplacable" was written by a MAN? And that man was Ne-fucking-Yo?! How would he know about "to the left, to the left"?! Ugh. She and the rest of the Axis of Evil (Jay-Z, Kanye, Kim, Gwyneth, Eminem, Taylor Swift, 50 Cent, Katy Perry among others) need to just fuck off and die. I need some ice cream.
NovaNightly, I love your avie. I happen to know a hot chick who plays bass :D
I thought they were going to add warning labels for excessive photoshopping?? Was that only in the UK???
This cover will be banned there cause its fake as hell!!
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Brevity may be the soul of wit, but to twit without wit is soulless -- Johanne Savoie
Yikes, even with the overuse of photoshop, she is looking just awful here and NOT sexy! Give me Basement Baby any day of the week!!
Lance Armstrong. Really?
Ugh.I'm sick of seeing that annoying ,gangly mouthbreather T Shitter plastered everywhere.She, the Kuntrashians and every other overexposed celebutard should just disappear off the face of the earth.
Submitted by Hekki on Wed, 01/09/2013 - 10:02pm.
Total agreement about the bones. Her bones are lovely, and if she'd just stop screwing with her face I could see her aging into a beautiful, dignified older lady. Just step away from the knife!
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I'm here to kick ass and drink tea. And I'm all out of tea.
Dementa: totally agree about Courtney Cox's face. They keep running promos for "Cougartown" and she looks scary! How bad would she look if she used a minimum of procedures? She's naturally beautiful and has good bones. I don't get it. A few pounds would have sufficed. Hollywood is an awful place.
What a weird pose, all those years of taking pics and Behonce still cant model right! Her stomach always looked lipo'd
BTW Angie is the epitome of a "baby mama" just like Kim K , Brad put 3 kiddies in her and ain't marry her yet! he will leave her, now that the excitement of an affair with a wild and kinky woman is wearing off..Brad is a fool when it comes to love , the way he did Aniston was wrong, he will do this bish the same
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Don't start none and the'll be none.
This is not an elegant pose.
"Let them all boil in their own hotdog juice." Deb 7/2012
shit that magazine is so gentlemanly.
WTF happened to Anniston's face? I've never found her attractive to begin with, but plumping your face to death with fillers is not the look.
Bitch has lipo stomach.
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There might have been a time when I would let you slip away
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Brad's billy-goat beard always seems to appear when there's trouble in paradise. I foresee an affair in the near future, though I suspect it will be at least six months before serious consideration of calling it quits. Turning 50 means he'll have a crisis and wanna ditch the domestic image, I bet.
Courtney Cox is going to have a lion face in a few years. She's turning into a freak.
If T-Rex is no longer emaciated, does that mean we won't have to see Jared Leto's womanly bod anymore either?
Katy Perry is the incarnation of Butterface. Her body is good, her face is… average. Not good-average either.
Jennifer Aniston is really trying hard to make us believe she's pregnant isn't she? That outfit with the belly-ruffle is so blatant. I don't believe she'll ever have a sprog, especially at her age, but that won't stop her from getting tabloid press for the next 10 yrs with "She's pregnant" headlines. Without wedding/pregnancy rumors, she wouldn't get ANY.
Submitted by Cowjam on Wed, 01/09/2013 - 7:41pm.
Exactly, I totally agree. Even some years ago when Beyonce was first breaking out as a solo artist, they were noting that she was trying to look like JeLo.
She seems to be trying to turn into a Latina. It's weird.
Submitted by Whamo on Wed, 01/09/2013 - 7:19pm.
I second your thoughts.
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I'm here to kick ass and drink tea. And I'm all out of tea.
I wish there was a magic spell that could undo all the weave, bleaching, photoshop and plastic surgery from Beyonce, and we could see how she really looks. She's as plastic as a doll.
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I'm here to kick ass and drink tea. And I'm all out of tea.
Good stuff guys, I really am glad to see the same disdain for Armstrong. I thought maybe I was going to get yelled at on that one. Lol!
BIC used to look like Bey's mom, but maybe she looks more like dad and that's why they're keeping her face hidden.
So when are they going to present a photoshopped pic of her errgly baby where it looks "beautiful" instead of Jay Z's ball sac.
"Let them all boil in their own hotdog juice." Deb 7/2012
I'm convinced that this self-obsessed woman spends more time in a recording studio and in photos shoots than she does with her first and only child---why can't Beyonce go away long enough to be missed, will she shrivel up and die without even a glimpse of a flash bulb or the spotlight?!?
Armstrong's interview with Okra was a total softball, I read. She rivaled Larry King in how much she handled Armstrong with kid gloves.
He is a liar, a bully, a dopehead, and a POS. Some people deserve a second chance - he doesn't. He's told more lies and done more drugs than BloHan.
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"Beyonce is the hottest woman ever. That's why we did everything in our power to make sure our cover photo of her looks like a different person."
My Dad still insists Lance is innocent. He was totally obsessed with him for years. Seriously, for about three years straight, all he would talk about was Lance Armstrong. He talked about Lance Armstrong the way some people talk about Jesus. He refuses to believe that Lance was a dope-head.
Please, Dr Freud, help us out. We desperately need to see Casper [the Friendly Ghost] fuck his mother! --- Cinema Snob