All Hail The Future President Of The United States
The Hollywood Reporter posted another piece from Pulitzer Prize winning author Lawrence Wright's book about Scientology and this one is 7 internet pages long and is all about Tommy Girl's relationship with Scientology's HBIC David Miscavige. What I've learned after reading that shit is that David's head is firmly up Tommy's ass and Tommy's head is firmly up David's ass. (Yes, I know that image is more terrifying than anything scene in The Human Centipede.) David worships Tommy and Tommy thinks David is the second coming. My skin is now covered in a thick layer of barf, because my Thetans are all vomming in unison.
Lawrence talked with several high ranking members of Sea Org including Mark Rathbun. Lawrence learned that David Miscavige is an egomaniacal muscle midget who spends up to $20,000 a week on fancy food, makes his staff polish the light bulbs in his mansion once a month, sleeps until noon and once told Tommy that he believes they are two of only a few "big beings" on the planet. Queen David also brags about how Tommy modeled his character in A Few Good Men on him.
Lawrence also learned that when Tommy was married to Nicole Kidman he started drifting away from Scientology a bit and Queen David blamed it all on Nicole. He saw Nicole as a gold digger who was faking Scientology and he nearly jizzed creamed Thetans from his butt when Tommy filed for divorce. But before Tommy filed for divorce, David did try to keep Tommy and Nicole together even though he didn't trust her ass. David found out that Tommy and Nicole had always wanted to run through a field of wildflowers (too easy), so he made SeaOrg members plant one at Gold Base, Scientology's desert compound near Hemet, CA. The field of wildflowers wasn't up to David's standards and so he ordered them to plow it and cover it with grass. Picky queen.
After Tommy and Nicole's marriage contract expired, he got into Scientology even more and quickly became one of the High Priestesses. Tommy wanted to talk to Prime Minister Tony Blair about declaring Scientology a tax-deductible charity organization in Britain and asked President Clinton to help him do this. Clinton sort of shrugged him off. Then when George W. Bush was President, Tommy tried to convince the Secretary of Education at the time to include Scientology's "study tech" methods into the No Child Left Behind program. That led to Queen David and Tommy Girl having this hilariously delusional conversation while riding from the airport to Gold Base:
"Bush may be an idiot," Miscavige observed, "but I wouldn't mind his being our Constantine," referring to the first Roman Emperor to convert to Christianity.
Cruise agreed. "If fucking Arnold can be governor, I could be president."
Miscavige responded, "Well, absolutely, Tom."
(Cruise, through his lawyer, denies this exchange and says he has no political ambition.)
If Tommy Girl was President, there would be no sales tax on man heels, all anti-depressants would be turned into numbing butt lube, claiming a beard on your tax return would get you an extra deduction and Matt Lauer's citizenship would be revoked. Actually, I'd probably vote for Tommy based on that last one alone.
Here's America's future President with Rosamund Pike at the Jack Reacharound premiere in Tokyo.
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Poor Tommygirl has not had a single thought of his own since he joined that dangerous cult.
If it is reported on Dlisted it is considered The Gospel. Clearly you fancy Miss Cruise.... and your offended friend is ghey.
Submitted by Lachlan TallPoppy on Thu, 01/10/2013 - 1:50pm.
I read this article and I do not know much about Tom Cruise nor Scientology. Only what Dlisted has insinuated about them (gay and crazy)
I was telling a colleague about Dlisted.com and the article this morning. She could not believe that anyone thinks Tom Cruise to be gay. She seemed to take offence at the suggestion. I did not recall exactly what was presented here as evidence for this. Therefore I couldn't really argue a point.
Why was she so upset?
Rumours are entertainment.
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" Can I wear the Scream mask? The mask from Scream... when I do you from behind..." ~ Kenny Powers
But for why are a male & female hiding crouched behind that car?
I read this article and I do not know much about Tom Cruise nor Scientology. Only what Dlisted has insinuated about them (gay and crazy)
I was telling a colleague about Dlisted.com and the article this morning. She could not believe that anyone thinks Tom Cruise to be gay. She seemed to take offence at the suggestion. I did not recall exactly what was presented here as evidence for this. Therefore I couldn't really argue a point.
Why was she so upset?
Rumours are entertainment.
Submitted by tojo on Thu, 01/10/2013 - 12:05am.
I can see all of us dlisters scrubbing terlits with toothbrushes if Tommy were ever to become POTUS...
LOl and true! MK would be our boss.
It saddens me that Juliette Lewis and Jason Lee signed their lives away to PoS CoS. Never liked Tommy Girl; his early movies were okay but now they suck and will never give him $$$.
It's so weird that people actually want to see this guy in movies anymore.
Anyone with half a brain can see that Scientology is just a fucked up cult that preys on it's pathetically messed up participants but as PT Barnum so eloquently stated "There's a sucker born every minute".
Sea Org my ass.
Submitted by TelevisedRevolution on Thu, 01/10/2013 - 4:02am.
LOL. It took me a while too. I liked the "Tomu Kuruzu."
He can say the F word? Isn't he concerned he released millions of thetans in the air by doing something that is less than perfect?
Submitted by RichBitch on Thu, 01/10/2013 - 9:54am.
It just really, really bugs me that Jack Reacher should be:
6'5", 220-250 lbs., 50" chest with Dirty-blond hair and Ice Blue eyes.
In other words, not Tom fucking Cruise.
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A lot of people have said this, and I keep wondering how much of it is the difference in physique, and how much of it is that people just don't like Tom Cruise. Not liking Tom Cruise is perfectly normal, desirable even, but he does a good job.
I can understand that fans of the books (and you might well be one, I have no idea - this is a general point I'm thinking through here) would have a problem with Cruise being short and pear shaped and only scary if you know about the Co$. But everyone else? Not so much.
It just really, really bugs me that Jack Reacher should be:
6'5", 220-250 lbs., 50" chest with Dirty-blond hair and Ice Blue eyes.
In other words, not Tom fucking Cruise.
Submitted by MissAnnThrope on Thu, 01/10/2013 - 8:49am
i was gonna say i thought his face looked odd...like he did something too it??
I actually really liked the Jack Reacher film, and Cruise was very good in it. Yeah, I know he's a whackjob and we're not exactly in a vintage era for films, but he's still one of the more watchable actors out there.
Rosamund Pike...um...is very pretty. Her skin looked kind of dodgy - is that some new camera technique or something? I've seen it fairly frequently recently. Also, she's a hot shot lawyer who wears a sleeveless dress with lotsa cleavage and which ends halfway down her thigh, paired with really high heels. Yes, she has the body for it, but I spent the entire film wondering (often out loud) if real lawyers would get away with dressing like that. (*Would* they?)
Submitted by Doll-Parts on Wed, 01/09/2013 - 11:39pm.
Does butt numbing lube really exist??? I don't know why anyone would want anything up their ass anyway (although it is anyone's right to put whatever they want in their ass), but for why would you want to numb it and pretend nothing is up your ass??? On the extremely rare occasions a dick is inserted into me, I would like to feel it, please.
Get it together, people!
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Yes, it exists. The most common brand is called - *sigh* - AnalEaze or something. (No, I'm not googling it from a work computer to check the spelling.) I think it's for people who feel like they *have* to do it, but don't find it enjoyable, or their partner can't be arsed to do proper preparation. Which is too depressing and infuriating for words. Pain is a message, people!
it never seems to matter how many shots there are of Tommy, i always end up looking at his shoes.
He is holding up very well. He's 50 and looks great. And I would much rather see a movie with Tom than Brad Pitt. And I feel sorry for this guy, he's obviously mentally unstable. I wonder if there is an element of brainwashing that goes on in Scientology for them to keep Tom and John Travolta members for so long?
Thumb 3: where's Rain Man?
How much were those 'fans' paid to show up and show their love for Tammy?
Because Tammy is only five feet tall she looks really silly when she wears her 'big girl' clothes!
Tammy's face looks puffy,,,,,too many fillers?
Did she also get her lips filled(other than with a mouth-full of spunk, we mean)?
Thanks for the un-retouched photos because Tammy's face-lift scars have not been photo-shopped away!
whatever he pays his dermatologist, tailor, stylist = worth every penny. Best looking 50 year old. Much better than Brad Pitt is looking these days. But I guess he doesn't have child army running him ragged.
Too bad he's a little bat shit crazy.
Rosamund Pike's been drinking the Kool-Aid based on the interviews she's been doing with Cruise. Mind you, for all her sycophantic bullshit she's far too tall for him but bitch is earning her check on the "Tom Cruise is so amazing" world tour!
Well, he's got a point about Ahnold.
Submitted by RandéSleepover on Thu, 01/10/2013 - 1:30am.
They changed the title in Japan to "Outlaw." See pic #11 (phonetics). I bet the "Rs" in "Reacher" killed them (it'd be like "lee-cha"). hahaha
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thank you! i was sitting there looking at the kana, saying "Auto Ro...aw toro...autoroh..." over and over.
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God don't like ugly.
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I believe he's if not responsible then complicit in some very very dark abusive civil liberty robbing activities.
Can you imagine what those two would do if given free reign!?
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Ya i kinda can imagine it, cause we are living through a civil -liberty robbing, out-of-control regime headed up by another maniacal, arrogant, ruthless egomaniac in form of Obama. Oh, and both are in the closet.
this insecure midget and his pyramid scheme again ... no, thanks! Boycott this fool's product (i.e., mediocre, uncreative movies)
that horrible tortured noise you just heard in the distance was me, yelling NOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO as i read this shit. tom cruise is very scary to me. other xenu freaks are just assholes, but tom cruise gives me the horribles. he could pay for anything he wanted. anything. ANYTHING.
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"It's called a party bus! Not a punch-a-titty bus. And put your MetroCard away, Chris Brown, no such bus exists." MK
Submitted by WithinReason... on Thu, 01/10/2013 - 2:20am.
Yup. Like "La Cage aux Folles." In the US, it was--oh.
Submitted by TOPANGA on Thu, 01/10/2013 - 2:02am.
That horrendous film Battle Field Earth
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I read the book and it was actually not bad but as you say the movie really was beyond brutal. I put its failure on Travolta, he was so miscast. If that character that even remotely menacing and credible it might have had a chance. I remember laughing at how pathetic JT's acting was.
Submitted by RandéSleepover on Thu, 01/10/2013 - 2:06am.
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Ok, why am I not surprised you know that? lol It's common for countries to change the title if audiences are not familiar with the original name or the word means something completely different. It can be quite amusing sometimes to see the names the distributors come up with.
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Submitted by WithinReason... on Thu, 01/10/2013 - 1:58am.
*makes peace sign and pigeon toes*
I'm serious about the "Outlaw," tho.
That horrendous film Battle Field Earth should have been a BIG indication of how much of a joke the public aka normal people view this cult and its founder to be. But you can't tell crazy naarcissistic sociopaths anything, they will always think they are above and beyond everything.
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I do believe Tommy is being mind control
Submitted by RandéSleepover on Thu, 01/10/2013 - 1:30am.
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Landé, you are so not funny.
hehehe *covers mouth*
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Wth is going on with that woman's armpit in thumbnail 4???
Aw, she just had a baby not too long ago. Filming back to back movies, delivering a kiddo in between will make even the most glorious woman a little rough around the edges.
Submitted by RandéSleepover on Wed, 01/09/2013 - 11:19pm.
R. Pike is not aging well. Still lovely but no longer dazzling.
They changed the title in Japan to "Outlaw." See pic #11 (phonetics). I bet the "Rs" in "Reacher" killed them (it'd be like "lee-cha"). hahaha
Submitted by Gardening Girl on Thu, 01/10/2013 - 1:09am.
How dare you insult K.D. Lang!
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Plus he'd have to be barefoot.
Rosamund Pike, wasn't she a bond girl too? She's gorgeous. Always looks very sophisticated and sexy in her photo shoots. A complete 180 from her pretty and delicate parts she plays.
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Submitted by Gardening Girl on Thu, 01/10/2013 - 1:15am.
Boredas, we KNOW the future is going to blow, but we dont have to PAY OUR GOOD MONEY to see it! Shit during the Depression they showed pretty feel good movies. Why are the giving us this dark, gloomy shit? SHow me some pretty costumes and "happy" stories.
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I can never get down to gloom and doom movies, either. I like straight up comedies. Sometimes I'll go to an action movie or a movie based off a book, for example, a month or 2 ago I went to go see "The Perks of Being a Wallflower" and I like that, but these end of the world, Apocolyptic type movies just never interested me. Plus, I'm not a Brad Pitt or Tammy Coooze fan.
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"And it don't matter who you are, if I'm doin my job, its your resolve that breaks..Cause the hook brings you back, I ain't tellin you no lie. The hook brings you back, on that you can rely."
Boredas, we KNOW the future is going to blow, but we dont have to PAY OUR GOOD MONEY to see it! Shit during the Depression they showed pretty feel good movies. Why are the giving us this dark, gloomy shit? SHow me some pretty costumes and "happy" stories.
"Let them all boil in their own hotdog juice." Deb 7/2012
Submitted by Gardening Girl on Thu, 01/10/2013 - 12:46am.
Dementa, yeah not going to see those future Earth sucks and humanity is haning on by a hangnail and Tom/Will will save us...plus there's another one were future Earth sucks and we are saved by giant robots. Nope!
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Add Brad Pitt to that mix because he's staring something similiar called World War Z.
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"And it don't matter who you are, if I'm doin my job, its your resolve that breaks..Cause the hook brings you back, I ain't tellin you no lie. The hook brings you back, on that you can rely."
How dare you insult K.D. Lang!
"Let them all boil in their own hotdog juice." Deb 7/2012
In the main pic, he looks like k.d.lang!
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Fakers are everywhere: http://tinyurl.com/2764l4z
Submitted by Gardening Girl on Wed, 01/09/2013 - 11:25pm.
she was glorious in Pride & Prejudice
Yes! In everything till lately, post-divorce, when she's started to look a bit wan or strained. She was angelic in The Libertine. Also liked her as the bimbo in An Education. *re-arranging shrine*
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Gomez, Even Song
I have no sympathy for anybody stupid enough to join this cult.
Lawrence Wright better watch his step from now on. He should hire some body guards, preferably snipers, if he's so smart. ;p
MK, I said "Jack Reacharound" out loud the other day, in front of others! AND IT'S ALL YOUR FAULT!
Omg, just looked up the The Human Centipede!
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Submitted by PrettyHateMachine on Thu, 01/10/2013 - 12:44am.
lmao re: mesh shirts :-) "Cruise/Lohan '16: If Fucking Arnold Could Be Governor..."
"Voodoo is forgetting who's the john and who's the whore." MK, 3/20/12
Dementa, yeah not going to see those future Earth sucks and humanity is haning on by a hangnail and Tom/Will will save us...plus there's another one were future Earth sucks and we are saved by giant robots. Nope!
"Let them all boil in their own hotdog juice." Deb 7/2012
Submitted by Foxxy Brown on Thu, 01/10/2013 - 12:32am.
Dina would be on the front page of every tabloid claiming that Lindsay is no longer her daughter, while Michael would be trying to get in on all of the glorious ass sex that goes down in Scientology Church...those mesh shirts don't lie!
I don't mind some of his films and there are a few times I've heard him interviewed where he has a certain charm BUT of course that's in juxtaposition to the stark raving maniacal psychotic Nepoleon complexed wack job I believe he is. I think he is a dangerous person within that cult of an organisation and I believe he's if not responsible then complicite in some very very dark abusive civil liberty robbing activities.
Can you imagine what those two would do if given free reign!?
@tojo
HA @ watching Tom Cruise get jizzed in the face with the water gun. He only got pissed off because you're not supposed to get batteries wet and he was like "Hey! My microchip is very sensitive to water!"
(That was a "Tom Cruise is a robot" joke.)