Anne Hathaway Did Not Get a Razzie Nomination
Everybody has nominated Anne Hathaway for Best Supporting Actress for Les Miserables from the BAFTAs (click here to see all the nominations, which were announced this morningtime) to the Barstow International Film Festival to the Sloths Choice Awards to the Starvers In Cinema Appreciation Awards. Everybody has nominated her ass. But yesterday, when the nominations for the most important accolade in modern cinema, the Razzies, were announced, Anne Hathaway's name was nowhere to be seen. "Why wasn't I nominated for a RAZZIE?! Why am I not BAD enough?!" echoed through the streets of Manhattan yesterday as Anne Hathaway did the slow wall slide of sadness before dropping to her knees and crying out a puddle of rejection. (Fun fact: Anne received Best Meltdown In A Snub for that meltdown and she will accept her award at a ceremony next week. Anne will wear a dress designed by Marchesa.)
Poor Anne Hathaway. Why couldn't she have sucked in Les Miserables for at least 10 seconds? If at least 1/10000000th of her performance was shit, she would've qualified for a Razzie, but Anne just can't help it. Anne must have all the nominations and she didn't get a Razzie nomination. She has failed. Why does she have to give an OMGTHENEXTLAURENCEOLIVIERHASBEENFOUND performance all the time? Anne is looking for a return receipt, because it's so hard being God's gift to acting.
Anne has cleared her schedule for the rest of the year so that she can take classes at the Royal Academy of Dramatic Suck and learn from the masters, Professor January Jones and Professor Megan Fox, on how to be a shitty actress. Anne will get that Razzie nomination one day! You'll see!
Here's Anne putting on a brave face at last night's National Board of Review Awards in NYC, where the Best Supporting Actress award went to Ann Dowd for her performance in the creepiest and most frustrating episode of Crank Yankers ever. "Brave Face" is also the name of the shade of foundation that Anne Hathaway wants to sell you, which would explain why she's dressed like the assistant manager of a MAC counter at Nordstrom.
Here's a few more pictures from last night. In order: the greatest thespian of our time and beyond, a come-to-life Simpsons character, Angela Bassett, Quvenzhané Wallis, Ann Dowd, Eddie Redmayne, Emily Blunt with John Krasinski, Jessica Chastain and Emmanuelle Riva.
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Quvenzhané is so cute. I love her. Don't care what the rules say: she deserves an Oscar.
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Anne's desperate High school theatre nerd is showing.
Anne- her hair looks better. Still needs longer hair but I like the style.
Amanda- I've always thought she's gorgeous (frog eyes and all).
Angela Bassett- looks AMAZING! Wow.
Qevanzhane Wallis- adorable and dressed very age appropriate. I just read that apparently she can't be nominated for an Oscar: http://www.theatlantic.com/entertainment/archive/2012/12/sorry-quvenzhan... . Personally, I think it's bullshit. I would love it if she were nominated and won. I would love to see Anne's face if she lost! Muahaha!
I thought Emily Blunt was real pretty in The Devil Wears Prada. She's Jimmy Kimmel's neighbor.
Jessica Chastain- I like her dress. Especially the cuff and necklace. I liked her in The Help.
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I really like Anne's look here - even the Liberace cuffs and Adam Lambert nails.
They all look pretty good. Even the Best Actress Oscar winner to be, lol. That chick LezBeaver should take notes from Anne on how to look feminine and chic in a suit. The rest all look great and Angela Basset is gorgeous!
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"And how stinking cute is Quvenzhané Wallis? I guess I'm a bit of a prude, but I like it when the kids on the red carpet still dress nicely, but age-appropriate."
Miz - I don't think that makes you a prude. QW was 6 when 'Beasts of the Southern Wild' was made, so what is she now, 7 or 8? She's still just a little girl! I feel the same way. Agreed about the little girl from 'True Grit'. She looked pretty but age-appropriate.
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Submitted by bambam on Wed, 01/09/2013 - 3:13pm.
Hate you? Hell no. I hate that open-mouthed derrrrrrrp look, and I also hate the TR remake. I think it's meant to be sexy or intense, but 95% of the time it just looks stupid.
And I really wish somebody would bring back KEEPING YOUR DAMN MOUTH SHUT.
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I imagine she's going to pull a Faith Hill if she loses..... Please let her lose to Sally Field.
She was good in Les Miz. But not as good as Sally FIeld was in Lincoln. I was rooting for her after I saw her as Catwoman, since it seemed she had come a long way as an actress. But she has gotten really annoying.
Please, Dr Freud, help us out. We desperately need to see Casper [the Friendly Ghost] fuck his mother! --- Cinema Snob
I LOATHE Anne Have-a-seat, but even I have to admit that she looks great here. I still hope she loses the Oscar.
ETA: Angela Bassett remains an ageless goddess. LOVE HER.
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My "husband" and I
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I read this earlier and have been laughing about it since...
I swear I'm getting a cat and naming it 'My Husband'
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damn angela bassett looks hot
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This whole oscar thing has made me hate Ann Hathaway's guts. I want nothing more than for her to lose. She has become insufferable with her non stop campaign. It's like, hey bitch, don't you want them to award it to you because you deserve it instead of because you're essentially begging for it???
That hair-don't is straight-up Stefon from "Saturday Night Live."
oh and yeah, the dad worked in some coffee shop the film makers used to hang out in, that's how they cast him. I saw some video of the lil girl showing him what the director wanted him to do, she's so cool!
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bambam alot of peple didn't like the movie because of the way he treated her but come on, that's life in The Bathtub!
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Snowy, wouldn't it be great if she won and beat out Anne Hathaway? And why not, there's plenty of one shot winners in the academy, right?
I didn't know that about the dad, I kept wondering if he was that actor playing an agent in Salt, if I'm not mistaken. He pissed me off at first, then I realized it was the environment they lived in that made him so tough on her. It was the way of life for the whole community.
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bam bam LOL @ no crying! She totally had me mesmerized too. Best actress I have seen in a long long time AND SHE WAS SIX! ITA I hope the film gets a nomination but I hope she WINS!
did you know the guy who played her Dad was not an actor, he's a baker?
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Submitted by snowpiece on Wed, 01/09/2013 - 3:19pm.
ha ha bam bam here I am! I said the same thing at the beginning of the thread! wasn't she AMAZING! did she make you cry at all?
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Um, no. Don't you remember? There's no crying, y'hear?
Hahahaha! Hell yeah she made me cry. She had me mesmerized, I haven't been swept up in a movie like that in a long time. There's a lot of good movies this year, some heavy hitters, but this HAS to get a nod for best picture, at least. It's a slice of americana.
@ Lisbet, screw that explanation. I can see that open mouth deal being the result of running or physical exertion but I've seen it in situations not involving some physicality. It has to be a learned technique. To think this movie was on my list of films to see, glad I missed it in the theaters. I would've been disappointed big time.
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Submitted by bambam on Wed, 01/09/2013 - 3:13pm.
I'ma say something and you're probably gonna hate me for it afterwards. I saw the Total Recall remake and the thing I noticed was all the actors had their mouths open, just like you said. Every single one of them.
You couldn't help but notice it and now every movie I watch I look for that very thing. Made me wonder if that's an acting technique or something. It drives me crazy.
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Omigosh, how bad was that film?
The mouth thing annoys me, too. Keira Knightley does it too. I'm struggling to think of any possible reason for it. Surely, closing your mouth is a pretty basic thing to do?
Edit: I've just had a suggestion from the next room that it's meant to look sexy, like a young Brigitte Bardot. So, uh, yeah.
ha ha bam bam here I am! I said the same thing at the beginning of the thread! wasn't she AMAZING! did she make you cry at all?
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Normally I find her rather unattractive with her muppet-like, all-the-features-are-jostling-for-space face but here she seems to have found a style that really works for her.
I've never seen her look so good.
Where's Snowy at today? I watched Beasts of the Southern Wild the other night. It should at least be nominated for best picture and that little girl should get a nod for best actress herself. Great movie.
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Submitted by dementa on Wed, 01/09/2013 - 2:56pm.
Picture 4 makes me want to punch Anne so much. Partly because I hate it when people let their mouths sag open so we can see nothing but their rabbit teeth (like Kristen Stewart), but also because she looks so SMUG
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I'ma say something and you're probably gonna hate me for it afterwards. I saw the Total Recall remake and the thing I noticed was all the actors had their mouths open, just like you said. Every single one of them.
You couldn't help but notice it and now every movie I watch I look for that very thing. Made me wonder if that's an acting technique or something. It drives me crazy.
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Anne - sick of you already.
Angela Bassett - she looks lovely. Skin, hair, dress, everything.
Amanda Seyfried - don't wear dresses the color of your skin, hair, makeup. The only thing I see when I look at that pic, is that red mouth.
Quvenzhané Wallis - lovely little girl, looks nice in green and thanks to whoever dressed her for keeping her clothing age appropriate.
Ann Dowd - No to those boots dear. NO.
Eddie Redmayne - I hate hate hate this tiny suit trend on men. The suit version of the skinny tie. Blech.
Emily Blunt with John Krasinski - Meh to both.
Jessica Chastain - pretty, but the dress length is too long or too short?
Emmanuelle Riva - nice to see an older actress actually looking her age. I like the evening jacket as well.
Emily Blunt is almost unrecognizable. She must have had a ton of work done, subtley, over the last few years, including a minor nose job.
God bless that little girl's parents for dressing her like a little girl. I hate it when children are dressed like little skanks, so it's good to see that she's dressed in a pretty age-appropriate gown with tights Mary Janes.
Picture 4 makes me want to punch Anne so much. Partly because I hate it when people let their mouths sag open so we can see nothing but their rabbit teeth (like Kristen Stewart), but also because she looks so SMUG.
Angela Basset needs to be immortalized in marble. She looks like a goddess.
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I'm here to kick ass and drink tea. And I'm all out of tea.
God she's boring! Everything about her is so fucking BORING!
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Came here for the Liza Manelli reference and not disappointed. Anne is seriously the definition of "trying too hard".
I just can't deal with Anne.
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anne the man.
*peddles off in a mint '88 yugo*
that bow thing strangling Anne is so fug, but I actually like the lace cuffs
whoever styled Anne's hair to minimize them big ole ears deserves an award.
Amanda Seyfried is yet another graduate of the "make doe eyes and pout" school of acting.
Yes The Mad Hatter, an English Victorian era dandy are the description! I was going to say Ronald McDonald as Funeral Home Director or Willy Wonka in mourning (an Oompa Loompa died?) But I can go with La Liza although I would have guessed Cabaret. But now that you mention it, "the best that you can do...is fall in love." hahahahaha you will hear that song all day hahaha
We need to make up new lyrics for Anne though "when you are caught between your own narcissism and self pity, the best that you can do....is shuuut uuuup!"
Is she trying to do the sessy model face in pic#4??/ please....sit down b*tch!
Coma Caca!
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I actually like what Anne is wearing but win or lose, she will be completely insufferable regardless of te outcome.
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"Not a second goes by when one isn't cock-a-doodle-doodling up my asshole. That sounded sexy, but it isn't." - Michael K.
Normally I don't like Anne Hathaway or her style but she looks good in these pictures; the hair, makeup and suit are on point...everything looks nice except for that ugly over the top Liberace blouse she's wearing.
I saw Les Mehs last week and it was pretty good. Anne's performance was spot on. If she weren't so annoying lately, I'd probably be rooting for her. I did like her before, back when she was starring in Brokeback Mountain and Devil Wears Prada, before she got all full of herself. Now I'm definitely rooting for someone else to pull the OScar upset.
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A Lannister always pays his debts.
Angela Basset Hound looks AMAZING. I want her neck/shoulders/decolletage area
Ann Dowdy...who?
Anne Hasatwat looks great, but not digging the suit.
Q Wallis should get ALL the awards.
Amanda Sigfried - freaky as usual, and THE worst part of Miss Lez.
Emily Blunt & Emanuelle Riva...WHODAFUcKARETHEY?
John Krasinski...brother of Jane Krasinski???
Jessica Chastain - goddess!
"This world is a whore."
Angela Basset is PERFECTION right here. Stunning.
Lisbet ~ I liked Sunshine Cleaning, too! Underrated little movie.
annobanano -- I saw "Hitchcock." It wasn't great, but it was entertaining. Then again, I'm a Hitchcock freak and "Psycho" is one of my favorite movies ever. I even saw despite the fact that I despise ScarHo. Fortunately, her part isn't that large. Anthony Hopkins is good, as always, but Helen Mirren is great, as always. If you want to see it, I'd check around and head out immediately to see it.
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"Two eyes, two eyebrows."
Sorry, Anne-giraffe-face-Hathaway will never be pretty to me.
At first I thought that was Johnny Wier.. Sorry Johnny.
Quvenzhané Wallis SHOULD WIN ALLL THE AWARDS!!!!!!!!
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"NO SORRY BUT HERE'S SOME WEED AND A VOUCHER TO GET MARRIED TO YOUR UNCLE" THANKS OBAMA
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Submitted by Bossy on Wed, 01/09/2013 - 12:09pm.
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Submitted by suckandfuck on Wed, 01/09/2013 - 12:10pm.
Is this what you ladies call your cats now? How dreadful!
Okay, okay, I'll pay you some attention. There, happier? Done with the silly outbursts for attention for the day? Probably not. Also, I don't have pets but if I did it would definitely not be a cat. Sorry to the cat people but they're just not for me.
It's refreshing to see Emmanuelle Riva as a beautiful old lady , proud of her wrinkles. If she were an American actress or a real housewife of somewhere, her face would be pulled behind her ears.
How did Razz overlook Robby Pattinson and "Cosmopolis"? You can try to be the bottom of the barrel, but I guess in some years no one cares.
I really liked Emily Blunt in Sunshine Cleaning, and the Devil Wears Prada. (Incidentally, I wanted to strangle Anne Hathaway's whiny, sanctimonious and supercillious character with her own intestines.)
Anne Hathaway is really pretty, I admit, but her constant Oscar whoring is making me realise why so many people hate her. Suddenly, she's not just posing on the carpet, or whatever, in my eyes. She's smug, and horrible, and deserves to lose.
Somehow, I doubt that's the image she's trying to put forward.