Morrissey Comes For The "Peckhams"
The talking pimple permanently stuck on The Queen's ass lips has left Kate Middleton alone on her birfday and has decided to aim his rusty shank at Posh and David Beckham instead. The highly esteemed Loaded Magazine (via DM) walked up to Morrissey's front porch and asked him to take a minute from yelling at the clouds, the garden hoses, the children, the flies, the air and the sunshine to talk about the current state of Britain. If you're ever lacking in Vitamin Cunt, ask Morrissey about his country and he will give you a year's supply. Morrissey went off and this time his rant was directed at the Beckhams. Or the "Peckhams" (after a shady area in London) as Moz calls them.
'I'd... have the Peckhams dragged to the edge of the village and flogged because they are insufferable to anyone of intelligence, and they actively chase the paparazzi. We don’t seem to realise that David and Victoria Peckham will soon be back and god forbid they will be bestowed with titles Sir and Lady Peckham, this is what’s wrong with this country, we don’t seem to care. Football often seems to me to have no meaning whatsoever other than just to be there. It can’t be elevated any higher because so many footballers are paid £200,000 a week, yet couldn’t identify a harp."
Morrissey missed his calling. Since he's happiest when he's bitching, moaning and working out his cunt muscle until its sore, he should've been a gossip blogger or an internet commenter. In his next life, maybe!
Here's Morrissey on Letterman last night and I'm disappointed that he didn't end this performance by tearing up a picture of Posh & Becks while shouting, "Fight the REAL enemy!"
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Why is this queen so cranky? I wonder if he's going through his change.
The difference between Dlisted's brand of cunty bitchiness and this bitter bitch's is that we're nearly always funny about it. He's just throwing tantrums.
I get the feeling he's trying to become the next Elton John/Rupert Everett, a bitter gay bitcher who complains about everybody and everything in a "shocking" way.
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I'm here to kick ass and drink tea. And I'm all out of tea.
I pray and hope that the U.K. legalizes gay marriage so that Morrissey and Rupert Everett can get hitched, exchange vows, and grow old(er) together in their mutual misery.
Were the guys all supposed look alike?
Crusty ass drama queen. Come on Morrissey, there has to be something out there you like.
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Morrisey is what you would call 'a faggot'.
Morrissey's grumpiness doesn't bug me at all, although I'd prefer to see him ripping open that shirt,spraying buttons all over the stage.
These bitter British eldergays do it right
(flicking a very brief contemptuous side-eye at Bret Easton Ellis)
I agree that there are endless reasons to make fun of Posh and Becks, but I really don't think they are worthy of hate as they actually seem to be sort of nice people. Rich, spoiled, plucked tweased tanned dyed gelled, of course but they both do a lot of charity stuff and never really seem to cause problems for anybody.
Also, I loved Victoria ever since it came out that she told Tom Cruise and Will Smith to back the fuck up and STFU with that Scientology nonsense because they were an Anglican family.
Isn't he Irish? If so then he probably just hates all things UK
Morrissey has been an In Real Life troll since before there were Internet trolls. I don't want to call his music "trolling" but sometimes I suspect it is. But his interviews have always been very quotable and if he didn't know what was getting the attention at first (badmouthing other pop stars mostly) he soon learned.
Posh and Becks probably really do annoy him, but they are also the top celebrities in England next to the royals, and I can't see why, if you want the royal family to be marched into the sea, why would you care about someone getting a title? I think he is just bored.
http://13-mitred-abbots.tumblr.com/
If Moz needs to bitch, why not bitch about reality TV "stars"? At least Posh and Becks are famous for actually DOING something other than be an idiot on TV.
Oh Morrissey! Such a bitter old queen! I love him. I'm going to see him in concert in Febuary. I hope he says some abusive bitchy shit then. In my town it's mostly cholas and straight up vato bad asses at Morrissey concerts, so a rant about the royals might not be in order.
Submitted by TelevisedRevolution on Wed, 01/09/2013 - 3:35pm.
and, um, yes - he is saying that undereducated, overpaid people are bringing culture down and being rewarded for it, with money, attention, and titles they don't deserve. That's about 99% of what goes on at Dlisted.
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THIS x1000. And for the poster below who said why doesn't he do something about it - what can he do exactly? What can any of us do?
I feel the same way about the Kartrashians, but I'm a mere plebian and the only thing I can do is either 1) boycott, which I already do 2) bitch about it to anyone who will listen and hope others will agree. Sounds like old cunty here is in the same boat as the rest of us, except he can afford to go on vacation and get away from it all.
Submitted by SANS FARDS on Wed, 01/09/2013 - 4:04pm.
Submitted by M.E. on Wed, 01/09/2013 - 3:58pm.
OFF TOPIC - The Cracken gets away with $250K worth of Bravo's furniture and good's:
http://radaronline.com/exclusives/2013/01/bravo-wanted-to-repossess-lind...
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Serves them fucking right. That's what Bravo gets for hiring her and actually being stupid enough to trust her!
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Instead of crying to Radar Online why don't they file a fucking police report. $250K is grand fucking theft. JFC. Taking the shit out of the house and putting it in storage is THEFT. Plain and simple. 100% pure knowledge of what she was doing was THEFT premeditated THEFT.
Submitted by IrishFury on Wed, 01/09/2013 - 4:01pm.
But Ms Fury, you're Irish, it's in the DNA no? He has no excuse.
My lawn is older than yours.
Hope your day is going well. ;-)
Submitted by M.E. on Wed, 01/09/2013 - 3:58pm.
OFF TOPIC - The Cracken gets away with $250K worth of Bravo's furniture and good's:
http://radaronline.com/exclusives/2013/01/bravo-wanted-to-repossess-lind...
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Serves them fucking right. That's what Bravo gets for hiring her and actually being stupid enough to trust her!
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A Lannister always pays his debts.
Esteem,
I like to think of myself as a professional crabass. The pay is lousy but it's a fun job nonetheless. Now get off my lawn!
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OFF TOPIC - The Cracken gets away with $250K worth of Bravo's furniture and good's:
http://radaronline.com/exclusives/2013/01/bravo-wanted-to-repossess-lind...
Submitted by annobanano on Wed, 01/09/2013 - 2:57pm.
@ Whamo - LOVE that Smith's tune. And I even love this mashup:
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I've never heard that before Anno, cool.
You know what would tickle the country shit out of me? If a reporter asked William or Kate what their thoughts were on Morrissey's incessant badmouthing and they said, all proper of course, "I'm sorry, I'm not familiar with who that is, exactly."
cranky queen...lol!
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Good thinking! I'm going to call the credit card company now. :)
Submitted by cocoebert on Wed, 01/09/2013 - 2:25pm.
I love how people here are getting all bitchy about his bitchiness. We do the same shit here day in and day out! He should be our icon! lol
He truly is the original troll.
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Because a lot of people on here are hypocritical, and can't admit it.
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"And it don't matter who you are, if I'm doin my job, its your resolve that breaks..Cause the hook brings you back, I ain't tellin you no lie. The hook brings you back, on that you can rely."
Tho his words are couched in cuntery, he's simply addressing the fact that society's priorities are fucked the hell up, and he is right.
Also, he's not doing anything that we don't do on here everyday so whatever.
<3 you Moz, you wheezy, goat-footed old queen.
The only time I hear about his guy is when he's bitching about something.
Are you a musician or a professional crabass? Because I really don't ever see much mentioned about your music.
first off, I like the song.
and, um, yes - he is saying that undereducated, overpaid people are bringing culture down and being rewarded for it, with money, attention, and titles they don't deserve. That's about 99% of what goes on at Dlisted.
Honey Boo Boo? The Kartrashians? Farah Teen "can't write my way out of a paper bag so I waxed my kid's unibrow ain't I grand buy my album" Mom? Lindsay/Dina/Fuckface Lohan?
And that was just yesterday!
So embrace Morrisey, DListed - he is your people!
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God don't like ugly.
Let's see. Moz thinks the royals are worthless parasites and the celebrity culture embodied in the Beckhams sucks.
Wow, that's some crazy-old-uncle radical shit! Where's my fainting couch?
I do wish he'd stop auditioning for the role of National Crank and just do some more music with Nancy Sinatra.
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I can't hate Morrissey, but I don't really agree that the Beckhams chase the paps - they've got no need for it. If they want to see their crotches in the papers and on every wall, they're calling their friends at H&M and Armani and whoever they model for, even though there are ten thousand of better looking people around and even though both are way past their prime, I doubt that the target audience really knows or cares about both of them. I agree though, that they aren't really what I would call "classy" but whatever, the whole world is past that term anyway.
I love this cranky old sourpuss. I just want to give him a big hug.
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A Lannister always pays his debts.
He should have started his rant by singing the chorus to Suedehead. Idc, I still love Morrissey.
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"And it don't matter who you are, if I'm doin my job, its your resolve that breaks..Cause the hook brings you back, I ain't tellin you no lie. The hook brings you back, on that you can rely."
Submitted by cocoebert on Wed, 01/09/2013 - 2:25pm.
I love how people here are getting all bitchy about his bitchiness. We do the same shit here day in and day out! He should be our icon! lol
He truly is the original troll.
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Thank you! Plus, he's kind of got a point.
Hahahaha! Although I agree with her on this, she's one angry queen. Wonder if she know Rupert Everett? If not, they should meet.
Submitted by louise_brooks on Wed, 01/09/2013 - 2:58pm.
Instead of being a dreary old queen about the hotbed issue of footballers lack of musical instrument recognition,
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Cut to Morrissey giving footballer Becks a harp lesson. I see Becks in tight white briefs: http://www.huffingtonpost.com/2012/01/03/david-beckham-underwear-ad_n_11...
Submitted by bambam on Wed, 01/09/2013 - 3:02pm.
Submitted by Hekki on Wed, 01/09/2013 - 2:23pm.
Lol - I'd watch that show!!!!!
Submitted by louise_brooks on Wed, 01/09/2013 - 2:58pm.
Instead of being a dreary old queen about the hotbed issue of footballers lack of musical instrument recognition, why doesn't he get off his exceptionally high horse and do something about it?? It seems like he just bitches about high profile people to get himself some press.
THIS. This oughta be a law. No one bitches about shit unless they do something about it. It doesn't have to work, or make the problem disappear, but equal parts action and bitching would shut down a lot of bitches bitching.
@ Submitted by winniwins on Wed, 01/09/2013 - 2:54pm.
Did you charge your tickets? You could dispute it through your credit card company.
Submitted by Hekki on Wed, 01/09/2013 - 2:23pm.
Hahahahhaha. He and Rupert Everett should get together and do a show. Those old bitches never fail.
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Lols! I know right? I said the same thing some while back in some thread (don't know which, I never read back.) Don't know if it was Morrisey but I definitely thought Rupert should be the sidekick and they could just sit in comfy chairs, drinking whiskey sours (maybe surrounded by baskets of lemons) and just bitch about shit. Just bitch bitch bitch bitch bitch. I'd love it.
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Ooooo the hasbeen ole bitch is jealous, jealous, jealous of Posh and Becks.
Better look out Posh girl, someone's gittin' they shank out and tryin' to steal yo man.
Submitted by winniwins on Wed, 01/09/2013 - 2:54pm.
I had tickets to see him last November. He cancelled the remainder of his tour and I can't get my money back because he says he'll reschedule. Right. I want my $140 back.
Now THAT is messed up! I'd be pissed!
Instead of being a dreary old queen about the hotbed issue of footballers lack of musical instrument recognition, why doesn't he get off his exceptionally high horse and do something about it?? It seems like he just bitches about high profile people to get himself some press.
@ Whamo - LOVE that Smith's tune. And I even love this mashup:
http://www.garytube.com/watch_zPOl-f3RdRI_-_the-beastie-smiths.html
He's a sassy bitch isn't he? He must be mad ol' Becks didn't let him touch him where he pees.
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*swoon* at DWM... such a BITCH! by Jack-n-the-
A harp!? How fucking random is that? Or have I missed some crucial information about how harps are somehow saving the world?
Also, harps are huge and fucking expensive - footballs are not. Morrissey needs to start a "one hapr for every child" foundation or something.
I had tickets to see him last November. He cancelled the remainder of his tour and I can't get my money back because he says he'll reschedule. Right. I want my $140 back.
He should bitch about something a little more important. There are a lot of issues in this world to get all worked up about. If you spend a good part of your time wrapped up in the shallowness of others, then it can make you just as shallow. Like me, right here, indulging in some shallowness. Sit down man.
Somebody needs attention. Not getting it from me, glum cunt.
"JUST SMILE LIKE A NORMAL FUCKED UP PERSON."
Charles Manson
Submitted by MissJaneTexas on Wed, 01/09/2013 - 2:31pm.
Submitted by cocoebert on Wed, 01/09/2013 - 2:25pm.
Except we deserve to be bitchy. We work real jobs, raise families, have to deal with day to day real people stuff...we are mean to make ourselves feel better. If I was worth $30M I'd be drinking martinis and not giving an F about other celebs. He is so damn grumpy.... :)
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Hey, I love the snark. I just see a kindred spirit in the ol' chap. ;)