Rosie O'Donnell's Child Army Gets A New Member
Rosie O'Donnell announced on Instagram today that she and her trophy wife Michelle Rounds are moms to their first cutie patootie (never 4get The Rosie O'Donnell Show 1996-2002) together. Rosie posted this picture of their baby friend along with this note written in text talk:
"we r thrilled to announce the arrival of r daughter Dakota - #withloveandthanks - AMEN"
Rosie didn't say anything else. Did they used a surrogate? I don't know. Did they adopt Baby Dakota? I don't know. Was Michelle Rounds knocked up with Baby Dakota? I don't know. Was Rosie O knocked up with Baby Dakota (note: I'd be pissed if Rosie O was pregnant and didn't let us know, because that means we missed out on pictures of her knocked up body in CROCs and a wet swimming t-shirt)? Probably not. Did they secretly grow Baby Dakota O'Donnell in the nest on Donald Trump's head without him knowing? Probably so. The only thing we do know is that Rosie is a mother for the fifth time and she and her wife gave their daughter an Irish stripper's name.
And did you know Rosie's oldest kid, Parker, is 17? We're all old! Reading that Parker is 17 made a grey hair grow out of my ear.
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That baby looks African American! Shape of the face and nose.. I am happy for them and giving a baby a home!!! Good Luck!
did rosie birth this baby? she looks huge....
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Wait a minute, are you telling me Rosie is GAY??
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The no-sugar kick she adopted after Michelle's brain tumor has obviously gone by the wayside -- Rosie looks fatter and more bloated than ever.
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Submitted by dementa on Wed, 01/09/2013 - 11:12pm.
Rosie looks oh so thrilled… actually, she looks like she's thinking, "Great, another babymomma to soak me for child support."
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Yeah, because the pregnancy was an accident! hee hee
People way older than me should not be using text speak. We spent grueling hours in typing class. It is much more effort NOT to capitalize, use entire words, and properly space.
That said, Rosie's pained smile has always freaked me out. Her fingers here freak me out. Best of luck to the new babes.
I like Rosie's Broadway kids thing, though!
"This world is a whore."
Rosie looks oh so thrilled… actually, she looks like she's thinking, "Great, another babymomma to soak me for child support." Why is she grimacing?
And I gotta suspect that any kid of Rosie's is going to need therapy. I mean, she's such a mess that it's inevitable.
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I'm here to kick ass and drink tea. And I'm all out of tea.
I'd rather be struck sterile than have her baby and I'm pro-gay..
I can't with Rosie's upside-down-semi-circle-smile/grimage. Then she made it even worse when she got those ginormous teefs installed. It's like when you see a picture of a dog "smiling" and you go "Aww the doggie is smiling" and then you realize that it's really just baring its teeth.
That baby looks like that So Truly Real doll Ashton Drake makes.
I watched one episode of her show on OWN and it happened to be where one of her staff members did "the cinnamon challenge" on camera. I tried it a few days later.
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Submitted by can be a pushy broad on Wed, 01/09/2013 - 6:34pm.
Rosie made buckets of money. Probably invested it well.
Submitted by MissAnnThrope on Wed, 01/09/2013 - 6:34pm.
To address the question of what old celebs do for money once their careers end... I THINK they take their millions and millions of dollars and they have like a monthly pension or stipend. Like who couldn't live the high life on say 60K a MONTH? meanwhile rest of their wealth is probably invested and continues to grow.
Yeah, you guys are probably right. In Rosie's case, it's clear she's not going hog-wild on plastic surgery!!!
I was looking at a real estate site showing homes of the rich and famous and one belonged to Rosie in Chicago. Pretty nice on the exterior but I heard she is a terrible slob and that's why one of her wives said bye-bye to the pie-pie.
Y'all are right. I should blow up her face!
O'Donnell's publicist said the couple had adopted the baby girl, who was born on January 5, and that "moms and baby are happy and healthy."
Ermahgerd Gigaboob! I didnt even notice that it was Big Ang...er your back ground was distracting.
"Let them all boil in their own hotdog juice." Deb 7/2012
Oh yeah GigaHendricks, they're smokin' lol She sure cleans up nice, for a tiny avie. Did she also get her butt done, to keep her upright, I mean. ;p
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Submitted by M.E.: "PARKER IS 17?!?!?!?!?!??!
FUCK ME SIDEWAYS WITH A CHAINSAW.
First yesterday seeing Pam Anderson's boys all grown up, now Parker is nearly an adult. JFC.
*grabs a bag of Werthers. Orders Hoveround*"
Right? I was marveling about Pam's boys yesterday. What the hell happened? Where did the years go? People tell you this, but time does fly all of a sudden.
I'm scared.
Awww! Mum & Dad look thrilled although Dad has a 5 o clock shadow. Musta been a long delivery.
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@Cashew and WR
You like? I just had them done.
Just kidding, it's Big Ang. I'm marking the premiere of the new season of Mob Wives.
I've been meaning to ask you too, Gigaboob-Who IS that in your avie??
Submitted by Gigaboob on Wed, 01/09/2013 - 6:59pm.
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Now let's talk about those BOOBS GigaChichi!! hahaha
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Anyone know who carried the baby friend? No clue. Well, congrats to them. #youdonewellgoldigah :)
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Submitted by Whamo on Wed, 01/09/2013 - 6:40pm.
I'm sorry but Rosie looks like she fell out of the ugly tree and hit every branch on the way down. How in the name of Sweeeet Geeezuz can that Michelle chick kiss Rosie much less eat a box lunch.
THANKS!for that image!:)
Submitted by Anita Bidet on Wed, 01/09/2013 - 6:49pm.
All I can do is stare at Rosie's sausage fingers. They're scary.
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Thanks for putting that picture in my head. SHRIEK!
Michelle only sees $$$$$ when she looks at Rosie.
*chanting as always*
Shut the fuck up kid, you're in my closet now.
Submitted by Whamo on Wed, 01/09/2013 - 6:40pm.
I'm sorry but Rosie looks like she fell out of the ugly tree and hit every branch on the way down. How in the name of Sweeeet Geeezuz can that Michelle chick kiss Rosie much less eat a box lunch.
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I was trying not to go there in my mind. Damn you hor!
I don't care for Rosie very much but I will say her rant on the View during her feud with Trump was hilarious. I almost peed my pants when she flopped her hair like a comb-over. Team anyone who hates the Trumps!
All I can do is stare at Rosie's sausage fingers. They're scary.
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Submitted by Green Is Good on Wed, 01/09/2013 - 6:22pm.
All I can do is stare at Rosie's sausage fingers. They're scary.
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lol, no shit, there is NO WAY that ring is coming of those Jimmy Dean sausage links.
I'm sure it's the shadow but her finger nails look disgusting too.
I'm sorry but Rosie looks like she fell out of the ugly tree and hit every branch on the way down. How in the name of Sweeeet Geeezuz can that Michelle chick kiss Rosie much less eat a box lunch.
By the way Dakota is a lame ass name, they should have stuck with Rhode Island.
We don't know much but we know Dakota isn't breastfed. Remember Rosie stopping her previous partner from breastfeeding her biological child (because Rosie couldn't) and the shit she got for that from all corners because she was almost bragging about it. But Rosie is all about Rosie and it was fun hearing "Gee maybe that was selfish."
Submitted by que cochina on Wed, 01/09/2013 - 6:14pm.
What do old celebs like Rosie do for money?
Rosie made buckets of money. Probably invested it well.
To address the question of what old celebs do for money once their careers end... I THINK they take their millions and millions of dollars and they have like a monthly pension or stipend. Like who couldn't live the high life on say 60K a MONTH? meanwhile rest of their wealth is probably invested and continues to grow. Then some celebs get royalties that are ridiculous... and still others like Kelsey Grammar, spend too much, have too many wives and too many kids and end up selling off all their homes.
I am so over the name Dakota. It was kinda cool for a few minutes about 20 years ago...imo
All I can do is stare at Rosie's sausage fingers. They're scary.
Congrats Mommas! Precious behbehh makes me want to gnaw it's little cheeks!!
What do old celebs like Rosie do for money? I don't get it. I know they make a killing when they're working, but when your career effectively ends, and you keep spending like there's no tomorrow, how does one manage?
Wow those are big man hands. Reminds me of that Seinfeld episode.
Congrats. Don't want or need blow-by blow (geddit?) deets. Thxk.
PARKER IS 17?!?!?!?!?!??!
FUCK ME SIDEWAYS WITH A CHAINSAW.
First yesterday seeing Pam Anderson's boys all grown up, now Parker is nearly an adult. JFC.
*grabs a bag of Werthers. Orders Hoveround*
Dakota is a bit of a redneck name to me.
Gaggez-moi.
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Say what we may about Rosie but I think she's probably a loving mother. She wants to give her children what she didn't have from a very young age: a Mom
Submitted by PYT: "Rosie is the Lil Wayne of the LBGTQ"
HAHAHAHAHA! That made me crack up.
But Mazel tov!
Rosie makes sperm. It's true.
Congrats!!!
Suckage, that was beautiful as always. *sniffs and dabs tear with tissue*
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Submitted by stinkbutt on Mon, 03/29/2010 - 5:47pm.
suckandfuck, do us all a favor, and hang yourself. Oh, and your parents should be shot for raising a disgusting pig like yourself.