Thursday, January 10th 2013

Brit Brit Quits The X-Factor (Translation: They Dropped Her Ass)

TMZ says that after one full season of saying the same 12 words (I'm being generous) while doing what she loves most, sitting down, Brit Brit is actually going to stand up from her judge's chair on The X-Factor and strut away. (Or Daddy Spears and Jason Trainwreck are going to put wheels on the bottom of her chair and wheel her away so she doesn't have to stand up. That's what they're going to do.)

There was a rumor last week that Simon Cowell and Fox didn't want to renew Brit Brit's contract, but TMZ heard (cut to Harvey Levin having a Piggly Wiggly soup can phone conversation with a great big box of human grits that may or may not have been Daddy Spears) that she's the one who is breaking up with them. TMZ's source said that Brit Brit "loves working with Simon" and "likes Demi" (read: barely knows she exists), but that she wants to focus on making music. Brit Brit is working on an album right now with Will.i.cant and Hit-Boy, and when it's done she wants to move her mouth and barely wave her arms in a world tour.

Fox gave Brit Brit 15 million bags of Andy Capp's Hot Fries (that's $15 million to you and me) to judge bitches who sing better than her on The X-Factor, because they thought it would pull ratings up. It didn't. Ratings actually dropped. Fox is probably the one who cut the strings, because there's no way Daddy Spears would turn down another dump truck full of easy money. All he had to do was sit on the side and gently yank on her leash whenever she started to get the sleepies while judging. $15 million buys a lot of boxes of Velveeta, so Daddy Spears would never say no to that.

And I think X-Factor should keep it in the Spears family and replace Brit Brit with London Spears. That bitch needs a comeback.

Posted by: Michael K
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loopygorilla's picture
Submitted by loopygorilla on Fri, 01/11/2013 - 7:10am.

ah der... good on britney for taking the $15million from these fucking idiot executives...HAHAHA!
servers them right for hiring britney to judge a singing contest.

chinchilla's picture
Submitted by chinchilla on Fri, 01/11/2013 - 6:38am.

Simon never did get the Paula Abdul 2.0 that he'd hoped for so he gave Britney the opportunity to bow out gracefully.

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Submitted by govt_cheese on Fri, 01/11/2013 - 12:06am.

People are saying all kindsa crazy shit today - calling LiLo a young woman - now, I gotta know: did Brit-Brit really say making "music?" Bwahahahahaha - LOL!

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Submitted by literarylioness on Thu, 01/10/2013 - 11:26pm.

When is this crapfest show going to be canceled? When is Fox going to figure out AI 2 is a bomb? Why doesn't Fox just tell Simon to take his ahole back across the pond 'cause the Americans ain't eating up the X Factor. Who is running Fox?

Whatever's picture
Submitted by Whatever on Thu, 01/10/2013 - 10:54pm.

This poor thing can't wipe her ass without the consent of her daddy and hired hubby to be. The last thing she needs is to be exploited on this stupid show.

WithinReason...'s picture
Submitted by WithinReason... on Thu, 01/10/2013 - 8:08pm.

Whaaaaa? And Minaj still has a job, wth? Come to think of it, why even work?

"Piggly Wiggly soup can phone conversation" - hahaha MK.

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Submitted by caffeinecrazed on Thu, 01/10/2013 - 4:17pm.

http://blindgossip.com/?p=49661 -It looks like this BI has been solved.

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Submitted by rukiddingme on Thu, 01/10/2013 - 2:43pm.

Simon wanted crazy, shave her head Britney, and that's not what he got, so he's over her.

What's more sad than the fact that 10,000 animals got euthanized today? The fact that because of the ignorance of humans, it will happen again tomorrow. End the cycle. Spay and neuter your pets & please adopt your next pet from a shelter.

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Submitted by FluffKitteh on Thu, 01/10/2013 - 2:18pm.

She never could sing well. But even though her stuff is horribly auto-tuned, I enjoy it on occasion. Her current single with Will I Am is at least fun to dance to.

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Submitted by Meatblocks on Thu, 01/10/2013 - 2:12pm.

all this does is remind me of suzanne sommers and that's not a good thing.

*peddles off in a mint '88 yugo*

REDMOND's picture
Submitted by REDMOND on Thu, 01/10/2013 - 1:55pm.

Shitney looks terrible. She hasn't looked good since she's had kids. It aged her terribly. They should cancel X Factor and American Idol and the Voice and all these other competition shows for singers. Isn't Carrie Underwood the last AI constestant to hit it big anyway?

Trixster's picture
Submitted by Trixster on Thu, 01/10/2013 - 1:43pm.

She WAS boring on the X Factor, but that show sucks anyway and she made $15 million for doing very little so getting fired / quitting doesn't seem to be that big of a loss. When are her and Jason going to officially break up? I'm suprised it hasn't been announced yet.

johnnysgirl's picture
Submitted by johnnysgirl on Thu, 01/10/2013 - 1:26pm.

Are those bangs clip-on?? And why aren't they even length? Couldn't somebody have done a quick trim on them before they wheeeled her out? It's really playing with my OCD tendencies.

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Submitted by blaase on Thu, 01/10/2013 - 1:06pm.

I liked the x factor and her in it , she made ridic funny faces.

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Submitted by ellegaunt on Thu, 01/10/2013 - 1:01pm.

Michael K.
Your wit brings me great joy daily. thank you!

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Submitted by RandéSleepover on Thu, 01/10/2013 - 12:59pm.

Submitted by Foxxy Brown on Thu, 01/10/2013 - 2:02pm.
Horribly OT: as i was closing the tab w/ABC News i noticed sidebar story re: Klaus Kinski's daughter's press/book release statements that he raped and abused her for 14 yrs [no comment yet fr from half sister Natassja].

Eeek. But no big shock. That dude is odd.

Tem's picture
Submitted by Tem on Thu, 01/10/2013 - 12:53pm.

Heffalump

johnnysgirl's picture
Submitted by johnnysgirl on Thu, 01/10/2013 - 12:38pm.

ubmitted by suckandfuck on Thu, 01/10/2013 - 1:04pm.

y'all I got a sang I wrote, it's called "y'all, everyone at the club is watching me dance" it's a ballud y'all.

*slow moving piano music*
♪y'all♫
♪everyonneee is watching me dannncee y'alll!!!!♫
♪and y'all♫
*big strings and piano!*
♪ I want EVERYWANNN TO KNOWWWWWW Y'ALLLLL THAT I AM DANCING THROUGH THE NIGHT Y'ALL ♫
*music winds down*
♪and I know♫
♪yes I know♫
*whispers* y'all
♪y'all be watchin mayyyyyyyyyy♫
*beautiful piano outro*

thanks y'all
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BAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA

*choking*

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Submitted by crazyinjapan on Thu, 01/10/2013 - 12:37pm.

Maybe she just really likes to make music. I really like to make music too, so I understand that. I wish people would give me millions of dollars to do it! Britney's a legend now. She and her handlers successfully dealt with a mental illness that puts many people on disability/social security or, for stars, puts them on a path to obscurity. She's the underdog who came back to the top. Yeah, she's probably on massive doses of lithium or antipsychotics, and that has affected her performance ability, but she probably still likes to make music and perform for adoring fans. I'm sure that producers have to produce the living shit out of her vocals, but I bet she still loves it anyway. Who wouldn't?

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Submitted by Foxxy Brown on Thu, 01/10/2013 - 12:32pm.

Horribly OT: as i was closing the tab w/ABC News i noticed sidebar story re: Klaus Kinski's daughter's press/book release statements that he raped and abused her for 14 yrs [no comment yet fr from half sister Natassja].

http://abcnews.go.com/Entertainment/wireStory/daughter-claims-klaus-kins...

"Voodoo is forgetting who's the john and who's the whore." MK, 3/20/12

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Submitted by Captain Howdy on Thu, 01/10/2013 - 12:30pm.

The show has no one who can actually sing like a girl, like Christina Aguilera and Adam Levine.

Glambert's picture
Submitted by Glambert on Thu, 01/10/2013 - 12:29pm.

http://www.examiner.com/article/britney-spears-was-fired-and-did-not-qui...

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Submitted by saltydog on Thu, 01/10/2013 - 12:27pm.

I heard it reported that from the beginning she only ever was contracted for one season, and Fox tried to get her to extend it but her people said no.

Either way she makes way more touring, her music is still really innovative and good. Takes no talent our effort on her part, but she always has the best, most cutting edge producers.

Glambert's picture
Submitted by Glambert on Thu, 01/10/2013 - 12:26pm.

Submitted by Foxxy Brown on Thu, 01/10/2013 - 1:47pm.
"#1 earning" then. whatever. my point was she quit to make more money than Simon Productions is paying her.
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But a big chunk of that money she made was from x-factor for 2 days a week for 3 months work. That's probably the easiest money she has ever gotten aside from commercials.

There is no way she quit regardless of how Daddy Spears is spinning it. Shitney was paid to improve the ratings and instead the ratings dropped drastically over season 1.

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Submitted by stefystef on Thu, 01/10/2013 - 12:25pm.

Submitted by louise_brooks on Thu, 01/10/2013 - 12:59pm.
The ratings for this show are bad, because the show is bad. I watched the first season and it was awful. And yeah, there are way too many of these talent shows and by now they are formulaic and just tired.

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johnnysgirl's picture
Submitted by johnnysgirl on Thu, 01/10/2013 - 12:24pm.

"and when it's done she wants to move her mouth and barely wave her arms in a world tour."

GUFFAWWWWW!!!!

Oh man, back when I used to smoke weed, I must have eaten 15 million bags of Andy Capp's Cheddar Fries (not the hot kind). SO GOOD. For some reason, the not-hot variety are hard to find. Which is a good thing as I would EAT ALL THE CHEDDAR FRIES

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Submitted by Gardening Girl on Thu, 01/10/2013 - 12:24pm.

Just let her go home and lick the windows in her mansion.

"Let them all boil in their own hotdog juice." Deb 7/2012

stefystef's picture
Submitted by stefystef on Thu, 01/10/2013 - 12:23pm.

Like the old saying goes, "Quit before they toss you out!".

I think she brought nothing to the show. Personally, I'm tired of the whole genre and it is boring to me and not real "stars" have come from any of these shows.

If Britney was the #1 female star last year, then the state of American music is truly doomed.
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"That shit was more staged and choreographed than Paul Ryan's soup kitchen visit."- MK, 10/16/12

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Submitted by parissucksliterally on Thu, 01/10/2013 - 12:22pm.

She made her 15 mil, and walked away. Good for her.
That show is not going to last much longer anyway.

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Lutrelle's picture
Submitted by Lutrelle on Thu, 01/10/2013 - 12:18pm.

Bloop. Bloop bloop

Foxxy Brown's picture
Submitted by Foxxy Brown on Thu, 01/10/2013 - 12:17pm.

"#1 earning" then. whatever. my point was she quit to make more money than Simon Productions is paying her.

"Voodoo is forgetting who's the john and who's the whore." MK, 3/20/12

Glambert's picture
Submitted by Glambert on Thu, 01/10/2013 - 12:16pm.

I miss the old Shitney:

http://i49.tinypic.com/2gue96p.gif

Daddy Spears just refuses to let her be great now!

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Submitted by can be a pushy broad on Thu, 01/10/2013 - 12:10pm.

Submitted by PrettyHateMachine on Thu, 01/10/2013 - 12:52pm.
I'm sure bringing a piece of KarTRAShian on the show didn't help ratings, either

Agreed. I'd watch it on occasion but when she showed up---Done.

Glambert's picture
Submitted by Glambert on Thu, 01/10/2013 - 12:08pm.

Submitted by Foxxy Brown on Thu, 01/10/2013 - 1:30pm.
really do not care about this topic but i know what i have read on a news website:

http://abcnews.go.com/blogs/entertainment/2012/12/britney-spears-is-musi...

i was surprised too
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That is top earning...not best selling. Not surprised she earned to most since she got paid 15 million alone to send X-factors ratings down the toilet.

Here is best selling:

http://www.nypost.com/p/entertainment/music/adele_best_selling_album_row...

Glambert's picture
Submitted by Glambert on Thu, 01/10/2013 - 12:02pm.

Submitted by TexnDoc on Thu, 01/10/2013 - 1:30pm.
I thought it was Suzanne Somers.
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That's an insult to Suzanne Somers. Even at age 66 she looks way better than Shitney!

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Submitted by ImpertinentVixen on Thu, 01/10/2013 - 12:02pm.

I agree with the poster who said once upon a time that Brit was just a harmless, empty-headed simpleton for whom all this fame and money is just too hard to deal with, and being everyone's meal ticket is too much of a burden for her.

Foxxy Brown's picture
Submitted by Foxxy Brown on Thu, 01/10/2013 - 12:00pm.

really do not care about this topic but i know what i have read on a news website:

http://abcnews.go.com/blogs/entertainment/2012/12/britney-spears-is-musi...

i was surprised too

"Voodoo is forgetting who's the john and who's the whore." MK, 3/20/12

TexnDoc's picture
Submitted by TexnDoc on Thu, 01/10/2013 - 12:00pm.

I thought it was Suzanne Somers. It's getting time Brit maybe became a menopause and pyramid crystal power expert, too. As Howard Stern used to say, it's amazing a woman with a reputation as a blonde bubblehead parlayed that into a private jet and a Malibu beachfront mansion.

Glambert's picture
Submitted by Glambert on Thu, 01/10/2013 - 11:52am.

Submitted by Foxxy Brown on Thu, 01/10/2013 - 12:43pm.
she was the #1 selling artist last year. i think i understand why she wants to focus on her music, lol
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No she wasn't...not even close. Did Daddy Spears plant that lie as well?

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Submitted by jack-n-the-hat on Thu, 01/10/2013 - 11:52am.

Submitted by ItsBritneyBitches on Thu, 01/10/2013 - 1:21pm.

I feel that London is as dead as a doornail. (See what I did there?
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No.

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Submitted by ItsBritneyBitches on Thu, 01/10/2013 - 11:51am.

I feel that London is as dead as a doornail. (See what I did there? hahahahaha)

mike's picture
Submitted by mike on Thu, 01/10/2013 - 11:49am.

The problem is that there are too many "karaoke" shows. One is more than enough.

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Submitted by joe shmoe on Thu, 01/10/2013 - 11:48am.

Brit and Angelica Huston are going the way of maja chin collapse. Actually, Angelica is already ther. :(

http://www.dailymail.co.uk/femail/article-2259793/Worried-youre-turning-...

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Submitted by jack-n-the-hat on Thu, 01/10/2013 - 11:48am.

LOL at "outro"

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Submitted by snowpiece on Thu, 01/10/2013 - 11:45am.

LMAO JACKOOOOOOOOOOOOOO

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"NO SORRY BUT HERE'S SOME WEED AND A VOUCHER TO GET MARRIED TO YOUR UNCLE" THANKS OBAMA

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Submitted by jack-n-the-hat on Thu, 01/10/2013 - 11:45am.

Y'all, cuz like mah pussay's hangin out, y'all!! *derp* uhhh, halo? MAH. PUSSAAAAAAAAYZ. HANGINOUT. Y'ALL.

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" Can I wear the Scream mask? The mask from Scream... when I do you from behind..." ~ Kenny Powers

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Submitted by Ophelias evil twin on Thu, 01/10/2013 - 11:44am.

"TMZ heard (cut to Harvey Levin having a Piggly Wiggly soup can phone conversation with a great big box of human grits that may or may not have been Daddy Spears)" ahahahaha!!!!!! omg I couldn't love you more MK. What colour is the sky in your brain?

so Britters wants to concentrate on her 'music' with Will.I am an asshole ? what a musical genius he is. This was his last job..
http://www.youtube.com/watch?feature=player_embedded&v=tSlxsQgZMhA

M.E.'s picture
Submitted by M.E. on Thu, 01/10/2013 - 11:44am.

Instead of making more crap MUSAK why not go retire back to the swamp with your chirrins (does she even have full custody yet???) and disappear.

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Submitted by suckandfuck on Thu, 01/10/2013 - 11:34am.

y'all I got a sang I wrote, it's called "y'all, everyone at the club is watching me dance" it's a ballud y'all.

*slow moving piano music*
♪y'all♫
♪everyonneee is watching me dannncee y'alll!!!!♫
♪and y'all♫
*big strings and piano!*
♪ I want EVERYWANNN TO KNOWWWWWW Y'ALLLLL THAT I AM DANCING THROUGH THE NIGHT Y'ALL ♫
*music winds down*
♪and I know♫
♪yes I know♫
*whispers* y'all
♪y'all be watchin mayyyyyyyyyy♫
*beautiful piano outro*

thanks y'all

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Submitted by stinkbutt on Mon, 03/29/2010 - 5:47pm.
suckandfuck, do us all a favor, and hang yourself. Oh, and your parents should be shot for raising a disgusting pig like yourself.

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Submitted by snowpiece on Thu, 01/10/2013 - 11:32am.

oh and yeah, fucking Khloe doesn't help the cause, what good idea that was, Simon!

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"OBAMA PLEASE HELP ME I DON'T HAVE A JOB"
"NO SORRY BUT HERE'S SOME WEED AND A VOUCHER TO GET MARRIED TO YOUR UNCLE" THANKS OBAMA

Sucky 12/19

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