Friday, January 11th 2013
The CAPTION THIS Contest WINNER For January 10th!
Turns out that the conspiracy theorists were wrong: Ferris' day off wasn't Cameron's day dream: it was Sarah Jessica's. - fuzzy_wuzzy
Runners-up:
As Kim Cattrall did in the movie Mannequin, Justin Theroux comes to life at night. In the meantime, Jennifer waits patiently. - PeggyOlson
It took four years, but evidence finally surfaced that Rob and Kristen do sleep together. - frenchflies
In this captured private moment, Tori and Dean show us how they keep the magic alive. - carpediva
via PIU
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Yay! I dream come true! This bitch has been waiting to get picked. None of my personal and professional accomplishments compare to this!
"I'm worried that every time I hurt your feelings that you're gonna start drinking again." Peggy Olson, Mad Men
congratulations winners! Love the horse-face references, all ya'll...
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"When in doubt, freak 'em out" -- Sharon Needles
Congrats winners! BTW that pillow is cute, anybody know who sells it?
"...sometimes sucking on the same dick gets real boring." - MK's eloquent cousin
You Horzes stuffed it!
*chanting as always*
Shut the fuck up kid, you're in my closet now.
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Submitted by stinkbutt on Mon, 03/29/2010 - 5:47pm.
suckandfuck, do us all a favor, and hang yourself. Oh, and your parents should be shot for raising a disgusting pig like yourself.
Something something Trace Cyrus something.
The morning after pillow;, when you feel like a horses ass.
I'd say I'm surprised by this but the truth is I heard it in a song while I was sleeping upside down in my daughter's closet.- Dog
The one who finds the most virgins by the end of the evening wins the Turkey! Gardening Girl
The morning after a pillow fight with Sarah Jessica Parker and Matthew Brodrick.
Saturday night at the Parker-Broderick residence
Captain Planet's bestiality home movies finally hit the Internet.
How Justin Theroux is able to keep his sanity.
Hillary Swank brings us another riveting deleted scene from such film classics as "PS I Love You".
So am I watching the moment Kim and skirt man made their baby?
" I know that human beings and fish can coexist peacefully"
-George w. Bush
" Nucular Power Pants"
- George W. Bush
" I know that human beings and fish can coexist peacefully"
-George w. Bush
" Nucular Power Pants"
- George W. Bush
Jen Aniston has finally donated her man pillow to goodwill., its new owner Demi Moore will have to replace brad Pitts face with an image of Ashton..
" I know that human beings and fish can coexist peacefully"
-George w. Bush
" Nucular Power Pants"
- George W. Bush
Looks like even the furries from her video set are missing Taylor's ex.
Jennifer Aniston still masturbates with her Brad Pitt body pillow. Sad. Or a love story for the ages?
Trace! Stop doing every stupid thing your sisters do!
In this captured private moment, Tori and Dean show us how they keep the magic alive.
In the final episode of '30 Rock', it is revealed that Kimiko-san had been cheating on James Franco with Kenneth the Page all along...
In the final episode of '30 Rock', it is revealed that Kimiko-san had been cheating on James Franco with Kenneth the Page all along...
Poor Ann Coulter...it is bad enough that she is such a lonely bitch, but to have this shot snapped before the beauty team had a chance to bleach her facial hair and trowel on her makeup.
For authenticity purposes, the producers of The Carrie Diaries managed to hire the original stand-ins from Sex and the City.
Let's be real, we're all looking for the guy who's hung like a horse.
As Kim Cattrall did in the movie Mannequin, Justin Theroux comes to life at night. In the meantime, Jennifer waits patiently.
"I'm worried that every time I hurt your feelings that you're gonna start drinking again." Peggy Olson, Mad Men
As Kim Cattrall did in the movie Mannequin, Justin Theroux comes to life at night. In the meantime, Jennifer waits patiently.
"I'm worried that every time I hurt your feelings that you're gonna start drinking again." Peggy Olson, Mad Men
The only caption for this should be "Pure Awesome!"
*miou*
It took four years, but evidence finally surfaced that Rob and Kristen do sleep together.
Annoyed.
I'd love to stay, but I've got to go to the stable and run an early meeting.
comedywhirled.com
Neigh means NEIGH!
comedywhirled.com
Who doesn't like a good roll in the hay?
comedywhirled.com
Does "The Godfather" REALLY need a prequel?
mod@comedywhirled.com
Seeing his "Canyons" co-star without make-up before their sex scene, James Deen resorted to subterfuge to avoid doing it after correctly assuming that she would be too fucked up to notice anyway.
Well, IF that was an Anderson Copper pillow I said it was Michael K.
When Tom's away, David will neigh ...
You just never know what you will find when you unfold a futon.
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Well, ONE die-hard Democrat certainly voted for Paul Ryan.
Taylor Swift shoots her new video, "We are never, ever, ever bedding back together."
The Scientology version of that pillow comes with a strategically placed bolster.
Jennifer Aniston was so happy to finally get her man that she didn't even notice that he actually left.
Trace Cyrus and his boyfriend pillow
They say I need a real man. Well, I say neigh!
"Too Easy", coincidentally the exact words of Eddie Cibrian when he first bagged himself his sugar mama in this very pic.
we've replaced Sarah Jessica Parker's husband Matthew Broderick with this sack full of foldgers crystals
Meanwhile at the Tom Cruise beard training boot camp. . .
Thank you, Tommygirl, for introducing Mr. Ed to Scientology.
No one was prepared for the SJP/Matthew Broderick sex tape.
Trace Cyrus had to find someone to keep whinny warm before Brenda took him back
Khloe's thinking: "Lamar WHO?"
*chanting as always*
Shut the fuck up kid, you're in my closet now.
Sorry SJP..........he's a gelding......