Demi "Topper" Moore Is Still Living The Life
While Ashton Kutcher and Mila Kunis shuffled around like two miserable blobs in sweatpants, Demi Moore shook her ass to "Buss It Wide Open" on top of a rattan ottoman next to a pool at a resort in Tulum, Mexico! While Ashton and Mila stared at each other across the eating table while slowly chewing their dinner of rubbery fish, Demi shook a can of Corona, opened it up and then sprayed beer all over her tits for the boys! While Ashton and Mila had missionary sex during commercial breaks for Nightline, Demi wore out her cougar coochie by hopping on young dick after young dick. Yes, Demi is getting it and how!
Some source tells Star (via Radar) that Demi spent Christmas week at a weight-loss bootcamp in Tulum, Mexico. The source says that the bootcamp was held at a fancy resort and usually successful women in their 30s and 40s go there to get spiritual and shit, but Demi went there to get some peen. One guest said that Demi brought many a young dude back to her room and woke up the entire resort with her loud cougar cries of ecstasy.
“Demi was clearly after younger men on this trip; they were all about 28 to 33. There were three or four older guys staying at the resort, fifty-plus, and I don’t think she talked to them at all.”
Demi is obviously just following Mexico's official country motto: "Don't Drink The Water, But Do Ride The Young Dick."
The source (who is probably a 50-plus dude) also said that Demi wanted everybody to call her "Topper."
"Demi wanted to be addressed by the name 'Topper,' an esoteric reference to a 1937 Cary Grant film in which a man lives his life to the fullest. Demi almost came across as, I wouldn’t go as far as to say bipolar, but up and down. Her back-and-forth behavior just kind of killed the mood.”
Topper didn't come from a Cary Grant movie. Topper is what Ashton used to call Demi whenever he wanted her to peg him. And this source sounds bitter. The source shouldn't hate Demi just because they were on a weight-loss vacation and she was on a dick-gain fuckation. They should know that it's always spring break in Demi's world.
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Sounds like her MK ultra programming has gone wrong/ into self destruct and 'topper' is the personality alter that is in charge at the moment. Maybe she actually believes she IS 30.
Demi, grow the hell up...It's not the 80s and the Brat Pack ceased being cool a long time ago! I hate this type of desperation in grown women!
Anyone else think it's funny that Demi wants to be referred to as Topper when in the movie, Topper was the name of the stuffy old man, who is haunted by ghosts played by Cary Grant & Constance Bennett? Also, Cary Grant's character dies in a drunken car crash in that movie. Not really something to aspire to.
She is pathetic. Did she really think that Ashton - or any man 15-16 years younger than her was going to stick around for the long-haul??? She needs to accept the fact that she is 50 and try to repair the damaged relationship(s) she has with her daughters. Divorce Ashton and walk around with some dignity and self respect.
Demi, get over it. Ashton is gone, you are a cougar, and look good, but don't think that a young guy will want anything more than sex from you.
I think she is in struggletown about turning 50, No probs with her riding a bit of younger dick but a weight loss camp? That alone screms I have issues. She hasn't worked in years, where does she get her cash?
I know I'm late to this post but oh it's so damn funny. I was laughing my ass off last night at this during the most boring kid's gymnastics class ever. And I almost spit up when reading: " Demi wore out her cougar coochie by hopping on young dick after young dick. Yes, Demi is getting it and how!"
lol For some reason the wording on this reminded me of a pro sports announcer's voice booming over the loudspeaker during a game
"the crowd cheers her on to victory, and how!" lolol
Well now we know how to lure Demi to the spa/rehab, just stock it with fresh young things. Mmm Mm! And for all you head shakers and pearl clutchers out there: you're just jealous, I know I am!
Demi still thinks she's being punk'd by Ashton: http://hollywoodandswine.com/demi-moore-still-holding-out-hope-ashton-ku...
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yo demi, fucking yung meat aint gonna bring back the 80's.
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Submitted by loopygorilla on Fri, 01/11/2013 - 8:24am.
if bruce willis can do it, why cant demi.
go hop that dick demi, fuck those young guys. fuck them till your private parts feel numb!!!
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Seconded. I can't support any of her other bizarro behavior, but I don't see nothing wrong with a little bump n' grind.
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If I were one of her daughters I would be mortified.
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Weight loss boot camp for a woman who barely weighs 90 pounds?
Jack Nicholson will ALWAYS be cool. Always.
one of the hallmark behaviors in women who are suffering from bipolar disorder is HYPERsexuality. But because Hollywood is filled with perverts and trash with no morals, her behavior is the norm. She's getting slammed only because she's 50 and a woman. What she needs is a mental health facility far away from California.
if bruce willis can do it, why cant demi.
go hop that dick demi, fuck those young guys. fuck them till your private parts feel numb!!!
she's hot and works hard every day for that lean bod, she looks hot, so I say...fuck all hot 18+ while you still can!
Okay, I'm her age and reasonably fit and most people think im in my late thirties, but this hairstyle and the wearing-rompers-with-heels look just smacks of desperation you can smell a mile away. You can be fashionable and dignified and age appropriate all at the sametime, but this is Not The Look. Demi, just stop.
Submitted by dementa on Fri, 01/11/2013 - 1:07am.
Since when is Jack Nicholson seen as cool? I haven't even seen a picture of him in ages, and the last one I did see was of him with a giant gut and wispy hair. He looked like a grampy.
You're right but he's kinda got permanent cool cred. He's in the front row of every home Lakers game.
So she likes young dick? So she's embarrassing her kids and most everyone around her? Those are her choices.
What's really depressing is that a venerated ancient site is now host to a weight-loss bootcamp.
A dick-gain fuckation?
Topper, I will be your +1
Meh. Her daughters are grown, she got dumped very publicly by her husband. My personal comportment is closer to Taylor Swift's than to Demi's but I say, why not have some wild and crazy sex with young dudes if that's what floats your boat? I do think she's not in a good place, emotionally, but on principle, I don't have an issue with someone going through a slutty phase after being deserted by a spouse. I just do hope that this is indeed a phase. I get the feeling that with Demi, it's actually what her whole life has been... she's just had people who managed to keep it quiet for her, in the past.
Anne Hathaway or a random dude next to her?
Submitted by killerswan on Fri, 01/11/2013 - 1:55am.
I think she had her implants downsized or removed. Also, weight loss.
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What happened to her boobs? She used to have some.
i'd like to slap those hipster glasses right off her fucking face. girls this look is not cute. stop it right now.
"cougar cries of ecstacy". brilliant.
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Submitted by coca on Thu, 01/10/2013 - 9:51pm.
Since when is Jack Nicholson seen as cool? I haven't even seen a picture of him in ages, and the last one I did see was of him with a giant gut and wispy hair. He looked like a grampy.
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I'm here to kick ass and drink tea. And I'm all out of tea.
Well if we needed proof that Demi is going insane, referring to herself as a Roland Young character proves it.
Submitted by humans_off_earth_now on Fri, 01/11/2013 - 12:57am.
LOL! Now that you mention it, she looks like she's trying to imitate Zooey in that picture.
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I'm here to kick ass and drink tea. And I'm all out of tea.
Doesn't this woman have any girlfriends her own age who could knock some sense into her?
Then again, seems like she's just gone kinda mental.
Anyway, she should go to dignity boot camp.
Also I'm very tired of the don't-I-remind-you-of-Zooey-Deschanel hair cascades.
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I'm not mad at her for getting some young peen. A slut's gotta do what a slut's gotta do...
"Topper" on the other hand is too pathetic
Submitted by louise_brooks on Fri, 01/11/2013 - 12:06am.
Why was she at a weight loss spa? She's like 36 pounds.
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I wondered the same thing since she's already thin. Unless it's called Spa Retreat Yourself and Get Laid.
"she was on a dick-gain fuckation" - olol
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She was always this desperate, but now the media is out to get her instead of playing nice or kissing ass like they used to. She's not even working any more.
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Submitted by IrishFury on Thu, 01/10/2013 - 11:51pm.
They're pretty cool. Also, Xel- Ha is great if traveling with children or people who may desire more than beaches and ruins.
"Topper"? Yeah, Demi, if you are terrified of being thought of as old, make repeated references to a movie from 1937. Well done, grandma.
She is humiliating herself and her kids. Ashton and Mila must be cackling their heads off.
Why was she at a weight loss spa? She's like 36 pounds.
Sorry to say it, but I think she's manic/depressive.
Yaesss! She's getting more dick than all three of her potato heads combined!
Dog, I be fine now - but just. That damn flu nearly killed me (I can smell your disappointment from here!).
I DID have to google those pools, thanks for that Winiwins. They look amazing.
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Too old for a romper.
I like the eyeglasses.
Check this I just turned 50 too, you just run out of fucks to give at this age
I would rather be a wild n crazy sex crazed woman then a prude bitch like Taylor Swift
Long days of fasting, cleanses, yoga and saunas. Nights filled with Red Bull, Whippets, and hard young dicks. Demi's not hurting anyone, too bad she can't work out her menopausal issues in private.
What's up with that huge, long vein in her arm....gross!!
She's way too old for a fucking romper but she looks awesome for 50. Hell, she looks awesome for 40.
She has money, fame, and looks, yet she somehow manages to reek of desperation.
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Submitted by IrishFury on Thu, 01/10/2013 - 10:50pm.
I'm going to visit Tulum in a few weeks
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Have you been there before? Make sure to check out a few cenotes while you're there.
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Submitted by IrishFury on Thu, 01/10/2013 - 10:50pm.
I'm going to visit Tulum in a few weeks
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Have you been there before? Make sure to check out a few cinote's while you're there.
IF, you damn hoor. How are you feeling? Everyone I work with (it seems) is coming down with something and they all feel it's their duty to come in and breathe on me.
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Bored as can be here, can't wait for uh, spring and summer etc. LOVE YOU!
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Submitted by Whamo on Thu, 01/10/2013 - 11:04pm.
Hello my Ms Fury:)
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