Demi "Topper" Moore Is Still Living The Life

While Ashton Kutcher and Mila Kunis shuffled around like two miserable blobs in sweatpants, Demi Moore shook her ass to "Buss It Wide Open" on top of a rattan ottoman next to a pool at a resort in Tulum, Mexico! While Ashton and Mila stared at each other across the eating table while slowly chewing their dinner of rubbery fish, Demi shook a can of Corona, opened it up and then sprayed beer all over her tits for the boys! While Ashton and Mila had missionary sex during commercial breaks for Nightline, Demi wore out her cougar coochie by hopping on young dick after young dick. Yes, Demi is getting it and how!

Some source tells Star (via Radar) that Demi spent Christmas week at a weight-loss bootcamp in Tulum, Mexico. The source says that the bootcamp was held at a fancy resort and usually successful women in their 30s and 40s go there to get spiritual and shit, but Demi went there to get some peen. One guest said that Demi brought many a young dude back to her room and woke up the entire resort with her loud cougar cries of ecstasy.

“Demi was clearly after younger men on this trip; they were all about 28 to 33. There were three or four older guys staying at the resort, fifty-plus, and I don’t think she talked to them at all.”

Demi is obviously just following Mexico's official country motto: "Don't Drink The Water, But Do Ride The Young Dick."

The source (who is probably a 50-plus dude) also said that Demi wanted everybody to call her "Topper."

"Demi wanted to be addressed by the name 'Topper,' an esoteric reference to a 1937 Cary Grant film in which a man lives his life to the fullest. Demi almost came across as, I wouldn’t go as far as to say bipolar, but up and down. Her back-and-forth behavior just kind of killed the mood.”

Topper didn't come from a Cary Grant movie. Topper is what Ashton used to call Demi whenever he wanted her to peg him. And this source sounds bitter. The source shouldn't hate Demi just because they were on a weight-loss vacation and she was on a dick-gain fuckation. They should know that it's always spring break in Demi's world.

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Submitted by Whamo on Thu, 01/10/2013 - 9:33pm.

Submitted by Kukai-manini on Thu, 01/10/2013 - 9:54pm.

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I think you just want her for that enormous, unruly mess of a muff that she grows.
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So...you"re saying she looks like she has Buckwheat in a scissor lock? :)

Submitted by Desertrat on Thu, 01/10/2013 - 9:26pm.

MILFs just wanna have fun!
Go Topper!

Submitted by IrishFury on Thu, 01/10/2013 - 9:20pm.

I'm going to visit Tulum in a few weeks.

*packs mask and Lysol wipes*

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Submitted by Dirk Diggler on Thu, 01/10/2013 - 9:10pm.

Sounds like "Topper" needs her medication "topped up."

Submitted by Mani6 on Thu, 01/10/2013 - 9:09pm.

Maybe there should be a dick riding academy for desperate cougars. Weight loss boot camp?
Tennis lessons turn out to be spooning lessons.
Oh wait...Pizza delivery turns into hide the sausage.
Massage anyone?

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Submitted by thejaxster on Thu, 01/10/2013 - 9:05pm.

hahahahhha at "she was on a dick-gain fuckation." brilliant...and is that anne hathaway or ali lohan behind her? can't tell....

Submitted by Sindicator on Thu, 01/10/2013 - 9:03pm.

B*tch is from NEW Mexico, when is she gonna shower some of her f*cked-upp'ed'ness around here...Please, honor thy lineage 'ho.

Submitted by misslainey on Thu, 01/10/2013 - 9:00pm.

I am not mad at her for going with younger men. I am 44, so I get not wanting to be with a 50 year-old old fart, but there is such a thing as aging and dating with class. I think she is on a bender because she is 50, her younger husband dumped her, and she wrks in a looks-based industry. But, boo, you're getting older. Accept that you're not 19 anymore.

I feel kinda sorry for her. It's like when you have kids and they're grown with their own lives; you're not married and you're still young and you just kinda wonder what in the hell are you supposed to do? What is your role now? I experienced this when my daughter was graduating from high school. It's disconcerting. But then, I got a life and started doing things I enjoy. I guess it is hard having a mid-life crisis in a fishbowl with everyone watching you. Hope she finds her way soon.

Submitted by purin on Thu, 01/10/2013 - 8:56pm.

MK that really is our motto. Demi, just dont go crazy on the D.

Submitted by Whatever on Thu, 01/10/2013 - 8:56pm.

Demi really needs to stop trying to relive her youth and be a mom to her kids instead of trying to be one of them.

Submitted by CokeyBloke on Thu, 01/10/2013 - 8:45pm.

Submitted by She She peritta on Thu, 01/10/2013 - 9:06pm.
She doesn't have any responsibilities so why not? At least she's having fun and isn't whining about asshole anymore.
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Weelllll, I think once a mother, always a mother. She does have a responsibility to her daughters, as a role model and example. Plus those girls already have made it clear her behavior disturbs them. She acts awfully selfish.

Submitted by WithinReason... on Thu, 01/10/2013 - 8:26pm.

Submitted by Whamo on Thu, 01/10/2013 - 9:34pm.
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Bet you're not the only one who thinks that. Unfortunately, she only likes twinks. Too bad isn't it? She dumb.

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Submitted by Kukai-manini on Thu, 01/10/2013 - 8:24pm.

Submitted by Whamo on Thu, 01/10/2013 - 9:34pm.
Other than she's a little batshit I think for 50 she's looks good, I certainly wouldn't be embarrassed having a woman with her looks as my GF.

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I think you just want her for that enormous, unruly mess of a muff that she grows.

Submitted by WithinReason... on Thu, 01/10/2013 - 8:24pm.

Jeeze MK, you make Demi sound fun compared to those two, lol

Meh, resorts are notorious for having vacationing sluts and local sluts all on the prowl for fun and mayhem. Nothing to see here.

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Submitted by coca on Thu, 01/10/2013 - 8:21pm.

If only she was more discreet she maybe wouldn't appear pathetic to the world. Jack Nicholson hasn't screwed a 50 year old in his life and he's seen as cooler than cool.

Or maybe there's just a double standard.

Submitted by Nanners on Thu, 01/10/2013 - 8:19pm.

If this is the new female mid-life crisis I'm loving it.

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Submitted by blaase on Thu, 01/10/2013 - 8:07pm.

Team Demi, Fuck Ashton and the tater brats.

Demi should have been cast in Cougar town.

Submitted by Whamo on Thu, 01/10/2013 - 8:04pm.

Other than she's a little batshit I think for 50 she's looks good, I certainly wouldn't be embarrassed having a woman with her looks as my GF

Submitted by letinstar on Thu, 01/10/2013 - 8:01pm.

cougar cries of ecstasy....LOL!!!

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Submitted by Meatblocks on Thu, 01/10/2013 - 7:58pm.

i think it's great that she's not letting jealous middle aged folks dictate what she should or shouldn't do. fuck that shit.
she looks hot and hotter for 50.
her brats can go fuck themselves, they embarrassed her first, who are they to talk.
live your life demi, kids are grown and so are you honey .... now flash us your tits.

*peddles off in a mint '88 yugo*

Submitted by Girl about town on Thu, 01/10/2013 - 7:56pm.

A very sad state indeed. When the EGO baloon deflates it sure is s saggy wrinkly mess.

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Submitted by Bizzarelife on Thu, 01/10/2013 - 7:51pm.

@sucky:

You totally made me laugh.

I think Demi is looking whalish...NOT!

Submitted by NOT IMPRESSED on Thu, 01/10/2013 - 7:49pm.

A weight loss boot camp? O_o

She seems really fucked up. I wouldn't be surprised if she OD'd again soon.
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Submitted by elmo533 on Thu, 01/10/2013 - 7:49pm.

I'd caption her saying "What, What?!?!"

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Submitted by TexnDoc on Thu, 01/10/2013 - 7:49pm.

<"There were three or four older guys staying at the resort, fifty-plus, and I don’t think she talked to them at all.”>

Well. We didn't want to talk to HER!

Seriously, what is this place. Sounds like a brothel for women. Were the "mostly successful ladies in their 30s and 40s" picking up guys who worked there I wonder?

Submitted by CashewTime. on Thu, 01/10/2013 - 7:46pm.

Get it, Demi!

Submitted by mike on Thu, 01/10/2013 - 7:46pm.

Whippets!!!!!!!

Submitted by LargeMarge on Thu, 01/10/2013 - 7:43pm.

Is that her blow job face?

Submitted by winniwins on Thu, 01/10/2013 - 7:41pm.

http://radaronline.com/exclusives/2012/01/demi-moore-drunk-kiss-young-bo...

Newsfash! She's a pedo.

Submitted by Kukai-manini on Thu, 01/10/2013 - 7:38pm.

Sucknf;

She looks fat? Really?

Maybe I am getting old, but she looks skinny, unkempt, saggy and crazy but certainly not fat or ever plump.

Submitted by tojo on Thu, 01/10/2013 - 7:37pm.

I think on top of her mental issues that her 'whore moans' are messing her up. She's probably going through menopause and she's a mess through and through.

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Submitted by joe shmoe on Thu, 01/10/2013 - 7:37pm.

MK this made me LMAO. *cougar cries of ecstacy*??? Hahahahahaa..

But why on earth is she at weight loss boot camp?

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Submitted by Lutrelle on Thu, 01/10/2013 - 7:37pm.

Smh

Submitted by Gardening Girl on Thu, 01/10/2013 - 7:36pm.

I agree with Sucky. Are those food stains on her top?

"Let them all boil in their own hotdog juice." Deb 7/2012

Submitted by She She peritta on Thu, 01/10/2013 - 7:36pm.

She doesn't have any responsibilities so why not? At least she's having fun and isn't whining about asshole anymore.

Submitted by Hekki on Thu, 01/10/2013 - 7:36pm.

I thought Topper was a ghost. Huh.

Also, why was she at a weight loss boot camp? Her body is perfect, if not TOO thin.

I'm not gonna judge her for consensual adult sex. But she might be embarrassed.

Submitted by Gardening Girl on Thu, 01/10/2013 - 7:35pm.

HOw sad. Tulum is lovely they are going to have to spray the area.

"Let them all boil in their own hotdog juice." Deb 7/2012

Submitted by ImpertinentVixen on Thu, 01/10/2013 - 7:34pm.

Insecure mess, get help now.

Submitted by suckandfuck on Thu, 01/10/2013 - 7:33pm.

She is looking very fat in this picture, it seems like a serious health matter.

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Submitted by stinkbutt on Mon, 03/29/2010 - 5:47pm.
suckandfuck, do us all a favor, and hang yourself. Oh, and your parents should be shot for raising a disgusting pig like yourself.