An Announcement To Make An Announcement
Justin Timberlake tweeted this last night: "Thursday, January 10th, 2013 at 9:01 am PST..."
A bunch of people assumed that on January 10th, 2013 at 9:01 am PST, Justin would drop a new single featuring Beyonce and Jay-Z. But nope, on January 10th, 2013 at 9:01 am PST, Justin posted a dramatic as hell YouTube video where he announced his return to music. THIS BITCH's ego is on steroids, because he's laying it on thick. Even Jesus didn't make this kind of announcement three days before Easter. Damn. I'd expect this kind of announcement if scientists found a way to bring John Lennon and George Harrison back to life and they were starting to work on a new Beatles album. Justin is acting like our world has been in black and white ever since he stopped making music and now our world is in color again after announcing that he's giving us new songs. I know, we should be dropping to our knees and thanking him for ending this dark period in our lives. Bitch, you made "SexyBack"! Bitch even has a countdown clock on his website. Only musical messiah Pia Zadora should be making announcements like this, not Justin Timberlake.
And if you replace the word "music" with "poop" in that video announcement, it would sound like a commercial for Metamucil.
The real good news here is that Justin will be too busy with making new music to act in movies. So there's that.
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Is this where all of the bitter spawn of degenerate parents and cubicle workers come to belittle talented and successful people????????? Wanna talk ratios? He's given more than all of you will in a lifetime. Get over it. You failed at your dreams. No one cares. Chances are you people have no friends. AWESOME SITE. SO NECESSARY. SO RELEVANT. ABSOLUTE GENIUS!!
dont be so quick, to walk away... im gonna rock you body, by the end of song.. bumm bumm zzii bumm zi zz buum ziibmm at the end of song.
BRILLIANT LYRICS!
LMAO...Gawd get over yourself JT, your music is mediocre at best. I hope they make a parody of this on SNL...hahaaa
I thought he was too good to sing anymore. I thought the world of music had lost Justin.
I'm ashamed to say I'm a little excited. He's made us wait a while and he's a big star so I'm assuming he's gonna have good songs.
I can't stand the sound of his voice, I dunno I like men that sounds like men ,a little baritone you know so sexy ...this guy too scrawny and girly for moi. I bet Jess bench presses him.
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Don't start none and the'll be none.
Will he have his friend make a music video for him featuring homeless people? Hilarious!
Better music than movies. His last record was good.
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"Somewhere, Jennifer Love Hewitt is vagazzling the words "FUCK MY LIFE" onto her crotch while deep throating a Pillsbury cookie dough roll".--MK
Gross.
I like JT, but I love amusing myself thinking of a really serious artist, like Jack White or Rufus Wainwright, engaging in such foolery.
Sarah Smile
I don't understand, it's currently 6:16pm Eastern time on January 10. Is this post from the future?
I thought he was gonna announce his pregnancy. I am soooo disappointed.
I think he's an alright actor ... a new album? YES. And believe me when I say pop isn't my normal gig (yeah i know everyone says that ... I'm treading hipster water here)... but seriously ... I love me some JT.
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"This is straight up fuckery."
His Holiness MK, 9/03/08
I love him and I'd hit it so hard.
How are you going to fight for some dick if you don't even know whether or not the dick is good? The dick might not even be worth getting into a Rock-Paper-Scissors fight over, let alone a fist fight. - MK
what, last resort?; I'm glad, but an album a decade is not enough.
~O..+~
"Have you met Howard?"
I am freakishly happy about this. And I'll admit it, he makes me horny in my happy place when he sings. As an actor he sucks.
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There might have been a time when I would let you slip away
I wouldn't even try
But I think you could save my life
I just can't at people admitting they like pre-beiber man's pansy music.
Submitted by MissAnnThrope on Thu, 01/10/2013 - 4:05pm.
Well, what do you expect from a guy whose entire musical schtick was to announce, "I'm bringing sexy back!" No, you're not, because in order to bring it back, you have to BE sexy.
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I'm here to kick ass and drink tea. And I'm all out of tea.
Aww I wub you too Twatty.
@M.E.
But I bounce my boobs of doom up and down BWAHAHAHA!!
*concussion*
I am one of the ones who is excited about his return (dont judge me!) Can't stand him as an actor but LOVED both of his albums. Hope it lives up to the (his)hype. What could he possibly write about after marrying that bland boring bowl of oatmeal, Jessica Biel though?________________________________
"I was half a virgin when I met him!"
-Mean Girl,Regina George
Wrong thread. 2 egos in one day, I am all connnnnnnnnnnnnfooosed.
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"And it don't matter who you are, if I'm doin my job, its your resolve that breaks..Cause the hook brings you back, I ain't tellin you no lie. The hook brings you back, on that you can rely."
tonic - I can't with anymore Kuntrashian bullshit. Or BeYAWNce. I seriously CAN'T. I don't even comment on those threads (maybe one or two) but seriously I'd rather work.
TaKe iT tO tHe BrIiIiIiiiIdGe!!!
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" Can I wear the Scream mask? The mask from Scream... when I do you from behind..." ~ Kenny Powers
Submitted by princesspoppy on Thu, 01/10/2013 - 4:20pm.
YOU KNOW DAMN RIGHT!!
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" Can I wear the Scream mask? The mask from Scream... when I do you from behind..." ~ Kenny Powers
Maybe it's just a side effect from the overload of Kardashians and other tabloid assholes lately, but he is starting to not bother me that much.
Submitted by jack-n-the-hat on Thu, 01/10/2013 - 4:15pm.
I like JT... he's a little douchey but knows it... and has fun making fun of himself and others like him. I can't hate on someone that seems like he's got a great sense of humor. I love the shit he does on SNL.
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And he popped out Janet Jackson's titty.
didn't Britney quit that shit show 'cause she wants to make music too?
Justin&Britney4ever yo!
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Success is a great deodorant ~ Liz
TAKE IT TO THE CHORUS!!!
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" Can I wear the Scream mask? The mask from Scream... when I do you from behind..." ~ Kenny Powers
I like JT... he's a little douchey but knows it... and has fun making fun of himself and others like him. I can't hate on someone that seems like he's got a great sense of humor. I love the shit he does on SNL.
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" Can I wear the Scream mask? The mask from Scream... when I do you from behind..." ~ Kenny Powers
OH BARF That's a bit DRAMATIC isn't it Diva Timberlake?
LOL bitch please. He recorded this back in September. Why is he releasing it now? Bitter he wasn't nominated for best actor in Trouble with the Curve?
http://news.moviefone.com/2012/02/01/justin-timberlake-in-trou_n_1247087...
http://www.showbiz411.com/2012/09/30/exclusive-justin-timberlake-finally...
I'll begrudgingly admit that I like SOME of his music :-/...but his whole stuck up "I'm gonna be an actor, fuck music" schtick a while back was stupid. His acting was horrible...just wanted him to bust into song the whole time. He can sure sing...but he's a douchey arsehole and so's his lame man-wife.
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Nobody expects the Spanish Inquisition!!!
Submitted by Gigaboob on Thu, 01/10/2013 - 3:21pm.
Submitted by M.E. on Thu, 01/10/2013 - 3:16pm.
♪I'm bringing sexy back ♪
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Imma whack you with my boulder boobs.
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♫ What goes around, comes all the way back around...♫
I love Sexy Back. The only movie I've seen him in was The Social Network and I thought he was great. That being said, double denim is never okay and I'll never forgive it.
Gigaboob -- I think I love you! *sits next to Gigaboob*
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"I'm from Chicago, bitch!"
"Two eyes, two eyebrows."
Sorry dude, no one gives a shit about you anymore.
I'm bringing Justin back!
I really just don't know how to act
Acting skills are what I lack
My movie career has gone really slack
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I'm here to kick ass and drink tea. And I'm all out of tea.
Good one! :)
Anything to get away from the wife.
And Justin the only good thing you've ever done was Dick in a box.
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I'll get you, my pretty, and your little dog, too!
Slow news dzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzz
"JUST SMILE LIKE A NORMAL FUCKED UP PERSON."
Charles Manson
I don't like him as a person, but this makes me very happy! I LOOOOOOVED his albums! He really is a great pop singer/performer. His acting sucks balls and I can't take him seriously with that.
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Douchechill!
Submitted by Foxxy Brown on Thu, 01/10/2013 - 3:39pm.
Submitted by boredasfuckyo on Thu, 01/10/2013 - 3:32pm.
ok, i for one am going to admit that i typed "timberlake and BAFY" into the google and then a few seconds later figured out what "BAFY" means. lmfao!
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LMAO! *golf claps*
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"And it don't matter who you are, if I'm doin my job, its your resolve that breaks..Cause the hook brings you back, I ain't tellin you no lie. The hook brings you back, on that you can rely."
Submitted by boredasfuckyo on Thu, 01/10/2013 - 3:32pm.
ok, i for one am going to admit that i typed "timberlake and BAFY" into the google and then a few seconds later figured out what "BAFY" means. lmfao!
"Voodoo is forgetting who's the john and who's the whore." MK, 3/20/12
his only good song is dick in a box.
that one keeps him out of my hate scope.
*peddles off in a mint '88 yugo*
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=AKXEbSpmpDw <--- that's one of the few songs I like by Justin Timberlake. Yes BAFY is diverse. I still think he's a douche and would be okay with him retiring and taking up golf.
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"And it don't matter who you are, if I'm doin my job, its your resolve that breaks..Cause the hook brings you back, I ain't tellin you no lie. The hook brings you back, on that you can rely."
The Beatles reunion doesn't count unless they bring Paul McCartney back to life, as well.
That was hilariously cunty but I love Justin. He sings his ASS off so I'm happy about this. And the R&B game is lacking right now...
lmao @ GG and snowy!! i know i know i hated him too but watched concert on sho or hbo years ago and saw/heard him sing accompanied only by himself on the piano and whatever the songs were he nailed them. no production. all him.
"Voodoo is forgetting who's the john and who's the whore." MK, 3/20/12
Submitted by snowpiece on Thu, 01/10/2013 - 3:20pm.
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Hahahaha! Hushpuppy!!! Beast it!
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http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=_1zJeGf-gpc
He wasn't bad in Alpha Dog but apart from that, no. And people hate him, which is a bad thing when you're not talented enough to make people grudgingly pay for your product.