This Is The Look: Jennifer Lawrence At The People's Choice Awards
I didn't watch the People's Choice Awards last night, because the people's choices suck and mostly because I had to focus all of my attention on the single most important television event of this decade. I'm talking about Stars in Danger: The High Dive starring Antonio Zapata Jr., Bethany Hamilton, the blueprint for Jerri Blank's face and some dude who came in second on So You Think You Can Dance. I was hoping to watch a high-speeding train crash directly into the shallow end, but that mess was about as boring as a solo game of Marco Polo, which yes, I have played before.
I should've watched the People's Choice Awards instead, because then I would've seen Jennifer Lawrence's hot wreck of a dress in action. Jennifer was there to pick up some Things Remembered trophy for a made up award that doesn't matter, but at least she brought the glamour. If Oksana Baiul skated to the Dynasty theme song as Alexis Carrington, this is what she would wear as her costume. If Jennifer Lawrence didn't slap down a basic blonde, steal a bitch's man and become the majority shareholder of her arch rival's company last night, I'll be severely disappointed with her. Because you should only wear a hot dress like that if you want to slap a trick, home wreck a family and take over a company.
Here's a few more pictures from last night's People's Choice Award. Taylor Swift really showed Harry Styles what he's missing out on (read: nothing). In order: Alexis Lawrence, Tempestt Bledsoe, Heidi Klum, Ian Somerhalder, Tater Head with her piece, Taylor Swift, a vision of pure class, Raven in man drag, Jared Padalecki, Quinton Aaron with his rumored piece, Matt Boner, Lea Michele and Naomi Watts.
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Watching the Critics Choice Awards. Quvenzhane won for best young actor! Her speech was so cute. : )
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I like to smile, smiling's my favorite! : )
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FMD rumer's boyfriend is gorgeous. also naomi looks hot.
lea always looks like an ice skater.
Submitted by johnnysgirl on Thu, 01/10/2013 - 2:15pm.
i'm not jennifer but will you please be my stylist?
MK thinks he an make up for not listing Genevieve Padalecki's birthday on Tuesday by including some pics of her delectable hubby, Jared, here....You totally did, MK!!!!!
Jen Lawrence has such a pretty face and Ian and Boner are hot as always. Why is Swifty not smiling? So serious. *Harry dodged a bullet there* And that bum model better watch her back, PMK and KK no likey. :)
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Somerhalder is ridiculously pretty. Reminds me of St. Elmo's Fire era Rob Lowe.
JL looks like a first timer on the red who has no idea there are stylists out there so she dressed
Or if there is a stylist .. BOO on you!
The other Jennifer with the steel nipplez looked just as clueless.
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Mirror mirror on the wall, who is the prettiest of them all? IAN SOMERHALDER.
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Submitted by Migraineuse on Fri, 09/14/2012 - 6:22pm.
All females belong to the sex class; they are subhuman buckets for male incontinence.
She looks Amanda Bynes-y in the big picture. What's that crazy bitch been up to lately, I wonder?
Is Jennifer Lawrence related to Joey WHOA Lawrence?
And I don't know if it's my crappity computer or what but Naomi Watts looks like the crypt keeper in the last picture. Use some moisturizer, daaamn.
God bless Tempestt Bledsoe for sneaking in to the event without getting caught! Go on sistah gurl!
Haha..I had to read this to see if MK mentioned Alexis Carrington. OF COURSE he did. Lubs you MK.
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Foxxy -- I meant "American Psycho," not "American Gigolo." Ian could never compare to the hot gorgeousness that was Richard Gere.
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"I'm from Chicago, bitch!"
"Two eyes, two eyebrows."
Submitted by letinstar on Thu, 01/10/2013 - 4:08pm.
THANK. YOU!
"Voodoo is forgetting who's the john and who's the whore." MK, 3/20/12
i really appreciate the jared pics, but...where is jensen ackles?
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"The thing women have yet to learn is nobody gives you power. You just take it." --
Roseanne Barr
@ Twatty - hey, girl! omg, you nailed it - he does evoke early Gere ... but not in the good way
"Voodoo is forgetting who's the john and who's the whore." MK, 3/20/12
Heidi Klum, go the fuck away already. She is way overrated. blech
*whips condom wrapper out of bathrobe pocket* --"WE need to talk..." Richie during the out of control summer of 2005
Foxxy (hey, babe!) & annobanano -- yeah, Ian is just too pretty for me. You know he's the type that when he passes a mirror he starts primping. And he's way prettier than his gf, so you know there's trouble there when they're fighting for mirror time & cosmetics. I like good-looking, but manly, not pretty. His favorite movie for styling tips is probably "American Psycho."
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"I'm from Chicago, bitch!"
"Two eyes, two eyebrows."
Something about Taylor Swift's face screams "woodland creature" to me. I don't know what it is but she always looks like she'll be nibbling away at fruit or nuts or something soon.
Fire Jennifer's stylist. Her body is too amazing to hide in that 80s monstrosity.
And even though Taylor Swift looks conventionally pretty, girlfriend looks like she's hiding a shank behind her back. I'm getting a crazy vibe from her. She's like the little girl Rhoda Penmark from "The Bad Seed," all grown up and ready to kill anyone who doesn't give her what she wants.
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Submitted by Twat Muffin on Thu, 01/10/2013 - 3:37pm.
If you ask me, he has that look like, "oh, look at me, I'm so hot." Also, he looks closet ghey to me.
hence i have difficulty distinguishing him from Efron ;-)
"Voodoo is forgetting who's the john and who's the whore." MK, 3/20/12
Submitted by Twat Muffin on Thu, 01/10/2013 - 3:37pm.
Wowlie & SANS -- I don't know why people think Ian Somerhalder is so hot. If you ask me, he has that look like, "oh, look at me, I'm so hot." Also, he looks closet ghey to me.
He's just too too pretty - not masculine at all
thevadge -- OMG, wasn't Jerri Blank the bomb? That show should have never ended! I used to annoy my late mom with my Jerri Blank impersonations. If I must say so myself, I do the best Jerri Blank impersonations.
Wowlie & SANS -- I don't know why people think Ian Somerhalder is so hot. If you ask me, he has that look like, "oh, look at me, I'm so hot." Also, he looks closet ghey to me.
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"I'm from Chicago, bitch!"
"Two eyes, two eyebrows."
Joey Lawrence looks sick. Hope he's OK.
I agree that Taylor got implants -- there is so much space between her breasts and they are rounded on the sides.
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"Brows should not look like a condiment!" -MK
Will you please, Jennifer?! I can't with that Blanche Devereaux-looking dress. Or that flat hair color. Joey Lawrence is SO fucking gay. And Taylor's titties look fake.
Joey Lawrence looks he gives blow jobs behind the car wash. Damn. And why is he standing like an action figure?
Who is that chick in the tacky white mermaid dress?
I'd sex on Ian Somerhalder so hard.
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Submitted by annobanano on Thu, 01/10/2013 - 3:08pm.
Submitted by vwoolf on Thu, 01/10/2013 - 3:04pm.
i was going to ask if Taylor got a boob job too. it kind of looks like she has a refund gap going on there.
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I thought the same thing. She's got the tell tale gap and bolt on look.
And I can't stand her pursed lip red carpet blank stares.
Submitted by vwoolf on Thu, 01/10/2013 - 3:14pm.
tbh i did visit that site after watching Doug&Courtney on couples therapy, but i dont frequent it, that man is vile
Agreed!
tbh i did visit that site after watching Doug&Courtney on couples therapy, but i dont frequent it, that man is vile
Submitted by vwoolf on Thu, 01/10/2013 - 3:04pm.
i was going to ask if Taylor got a boob job too. it kind of looks like she has a refund gap going on there.
Refund gap? I know what site you frequent, lol
Sans, I also don't find Ian Somerhalder hot AT ALL. Eww.
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I like to smile, smiling's my favorite! : )
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Joey Lawrence is so gross looking.
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I like to smile, smiling's my favorite! : )
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i was going to ask if Taylor got a boob job too. it kind of looks like she has a refund gap going on there.
Submitted by jack-n-the-hat on Thu, 01/10/2013 - 2:38pm.
When I look at that disgusting, trashy pig Taylor Swift I literally smell sweaty, shameful sex and I fuckin love it!
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Ha! There was nothing like a steamy, sweaty session in a big ole land boat with a girl who's "not so fresh." Mmmm mmm, smelly pussy. Good times.
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THAT'S Joey Lawrence? I thought it was a bottom shelf tele novella actor on break.
Katy Perry was there and she looked like a boring ass milkmaid. I blame John Mayer. I blame him for everything actually. (Even for the Taylor/Harry romance/breakup.)
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Submitted by princesspoppy on Thu, 01/10/2013 - 2:45pm.
Yes, and on a different site that zoomed in, you can see weird lumpiness on the undersides.
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Classic shit-bag style tits... she loses any weight at all and you can see the contours on the bottom of the bag.... run your finger (tongue) under them and it will be like running your finger (tongue) across a rack of rib bones.
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" Can I wear the Scream mask? The mask from Scream... when I do you from behind..." ~ Kenny Powers
WHOAH ((again)) I just clicked on the first pic of Joey LOL SOOOOOOOOOOOOOO is this how 'em Chippendales dress now during their "relax time" ahahaahahaha and I had a crush on him back in the day...dreams destroyed!
Coma Caca!
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Submitted by princesspoppy on Thu, 01/10/2013 - 2:41pm.
Submitted by jack-n-the-hat on Thu, 01/10/2013 - 2:38pm.
When I look at that disgusting, trashy pig Taylor Swift I literally smell sweaty, shameful sex and I fuckin love it!
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I have a feeling she fakes it and goes through the motions in bed.
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As a certified karate expert and zoologist I can tell you merely by looking at the reflection in her beady little eyes she is a filthy tramp that will continue to surprise you with her appetite with every orgasmic wave that rushes over your submissive, unworthy body. TIPPYTOE, MOTHERFUCKER TIPPYTOOOOOE!!! I know the look.
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" Can I wear the Scream mask? The mask from Scream... when I do you from behind..." ~ Kenny Powers
If Lea Mess-chele's dress were 2" shorter the world could have been her gynecologist. Can I see a tampon string hanging out?
Jennifer has a very desperate smile.
WHOAHHHHHHHHHHHHH! wtf Joey Lawrence...so much wtf on his face/hair situation! :S
Coma Caca!
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I miss the real Jerri Blank.
"I'll make your pinky ALL stinky."
Submitted by Foxxy Brown on Thu, 01/10/2013 - 2:41pm.
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How embarrassing, you would think that as much wigs, weaves and extensions as Hollywood actors/actresses go through, they'd have it down pat. A dragqueen was even on the scene, could no one help this poor bitch out? She must not be well liked. LMAO!
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Submitted by Bunny Rabbit on Thu, 01/10/2013 - 2:42pm.
Did Taylor Swift get a boob job? Her breasts look very silicony and round and bolted on.
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Yes, and on a different site that zoomed in, you can see weird lumpiness on the undersides.
http://www.laineygossip.com/Taylor-Swift-low-cut-white-dress-reveals-pos...
skinny fat -- I was thinking the same thing; why in the hell is Tater Head there? Guys only go out with her ugly ass because her parents have beaucoup bucks.
Hekki -- when did Taylor get those large bolt-ons? Are those new?
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"I'm from Chicago, bitch!"
"Two eyes, two eyebrows."
LOLOLLL at the poor chola dyke struggling to break free from Joey's chains... HIS BODY IS MERELY A VESSEL Y'ALL!!!
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" Can I wear the Scream mask? The mask from Scream... when I do you from behind..." ~ Kenny Powers
Fun to snark on all these people but I'm so so so so happy that MK seems to have taken a break from posting about the KKKatrashians.
I saw this last night just to see Christina's performance. I've seen pieces of the show over the years and they are awful. They should just get cancelled. Don't these people get enough awards?
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I like to smile, smiling's my favorite! : )
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Did Taylor Swift get a boob job? Her breasts look very silicony and round and bolted on.