Thursday, January 10th 2013

Open Post: Hosted By The Cyrus Family

It seems like it was just yesterday when a 9-year-old Noah Cyrus was posing on a stripper pole with her friends and now here she is walking into her 13th birthday party at a Hollywood nightclub wearing an outfit that Heather definitely wore on Rock of Love at one point or another. Noah Cyrus is rich, bitch, and I'm sure her little friends are too, so she could ask for a thousand gift certificates from Wilson's Leather and Ed Hardy to buy more outfits like this, but she didn't do that. Instead of gifts, Noah asked her friends, family and fans (????) to donate to a charity that is trying to end the carriage horse industry in NYC:

In celebration of her 13th birthday and love for horses, Noah Cyrus would like to urge fans and friends to take the "TWEET 13" PLEDGE & donate $13 or more to NYCLASS (New Yorkers for Livable and Safe Streets).

NYCLASS is devoted to raising funds & awareness to end the practice of the carriage horse industry and promote a clean and safe alternative to this inhumane and outdated tradition.

Noah has come a long way, because 9-year-old Noah was asking for this for her birthday and 13-year-old Noah is asking her fans (????) to donate to a charity that helps her brother's kind. Noah is growing up good!

Posted by: Michael K


Oyster's picture

I'm not worried about the horses on NYC streets... its more the violent muggings, the crazy crackheads who like to push strangers onto subway tracks and the never-ending piles of dog shit covering every fucking sidewalk that I worry about, then again maybe I'd worry more about the horses if I had more limos taking me down 5th ave. while I lazily stare out a tinted window into the park and think "deerr, those horses feets must hurt" as I ignore the little old Chinese lady pushing a shopping cart of cans who's feet have rotted through her slippers.

CORNDOG's picture

What is that thing showing through the hole in her dress where she is pulling on it?

M.E.'s picture

Glambert:

"う思うそに当本は私
う思とだグンニータの本日は私
グンニータの本日
う思うそに当本は私
う思とだグンニータの本日は私
よグンニータの本日は私
う思うそに当本は私
う思とだグンニータの本日は私
グンニータの本日
う思うそに当本は私
う思とだグンニータの本日は私
よグンニータの本日は私"
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"I think this book in its jar
I think cormorant today of Toda Gun'nita
Today of Gun'nita
I think this book in its jar
I think cormorant today of Toda Gun'nita
Of today I'm Gun'nita
I think this book in its jar
I think cormorant today of Toda Gun'nita
Today of Gun'nita
I think this book in its jar
I think cormorant today of Toda Gun'nita
Of today I'm Gun'nita"

MommytoaLittleMan's picture

What sick, trashy, empty soul pair of parents. I swear to god some people shouldn't be able to have kids. Hollywood is full of pedophilles and with parents like these...they are just sitting those poor children on these sickos plates. Karma is a bitch and I hope these loser excuse for parents get theres. So sad...you sell your children's souls for fame....what is wrong with some people. O.o

LisaRose's picture

When 13 yr olds want to look 20. When she IS 20, she will see what we see!

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Saix's picture

What an unfortunate looking little girl. Nice hooker look you got there, girlie. Waiting on them suga daddies?

God, I need to bleach my brain. I can't even express how uncomfortable it is to see a toddler dressed like that.

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Submitted by Dog on Thu, 01/10/2013 - 10:54pm.
Anything with acetaminophen is deadly for the liver. I once gobbled Tylenol for a bad tooth and my dentist was appalled. He said in one week I did as much damage to my liver as ONE YEAR of drinking 4 oz of liquor a night, every night. Because I don't drink anyway, it wasn't as bad as if I was even a moderate drinker but it was still a very bad move.
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And NSAIDs will tear your stomach up. (Think Naproxen, Aleve, Meloxicam, etc.) I had to take them for pain after a car wreck - didn't want to be on the good stuff for long. After a year, my stomach is such a mess that if I take even the lowest dose, it feels like someone is violently ripping my stomach to shreds. Can't take tylenol either due to a liver enzyme disorder. Effing sucks!

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Submitted by Esteem on Thu, 01/10/2013 - 10:12pm.

Wowlie, haha I just skimmmd back a bit, Skinny and Glams both off meds and/or drunk? I'll have to go back and read, it looks funny as hell.
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HOW DARE YOU!!!!!!!!

I am on a stict no-meds diet of whippits, red bull and skittles like Demi Moore! It's fucking HEALTHY! (clearly you are FAT and GELLUS!!!)

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Submitted by ScarfnBarf on Fri, 01/11/2013 - 12:54am.
Hillary Clinton's mini me.
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Totally!! Minus the canckles.

Hi VOB!

veryoldbat's picture

Bird? You still here? What's up?

I'd say I'm surprised by this but the truth is I heard it in a song while I was sleeping upside down in my daughter's closet.- Dog
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Submitted by Esteem on Thu, 01/10/2013 - 10:24pm.
@Doggie

The FDA grinds my chops lately anyway. I had to go to the pharmacist to get Advil Cold and Sinus because it's locked up behind the counters now? And show my ID? And sign a legal thingy? WTF? Screw you meth making dealers. Damnit, I have a cold!
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Hey hey hey!!! Get your government agencies correct. The DEA and local law enforcement make the meth rules. Us FDA drones enforce a whole other ridiculous set of rules that often make noooo sense. ☺

When I go to CVS, I tell them I want the Sudafed for crackheads. It cuts through the P.C. bullshit. ☺

bambam's picture

She's got her dad's big head, I can see that now. Everything else looks like it comes from mom. Unfortunate, they got Bruce and Demi's kids beat.

But she's just 13, I'm gonna invoke the Chelsea Clinton rule on her from now on.

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bird's picture

anyone??

ScarfnBarf's picture

Hillary Clinton's mini me.

Whatever's picture

Jesus Christ! That is one ugly looking thing!

Gardening Girl's picture

I just had a Demi Moore moment...I was walking to the kitchen when the door bell rang. I opened it up and there were four hot young men standing on my porch. I just stood there*blink blink* They came to see if my son wanted to go bowling. I am wondering if I should go put on my trench coat now.

"Let them all boil in their own hotdog juice." Deb 7/2012

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GG, lmao at her face sliding off. All that powder caking with her sweat, argh! The applicator must be one gross colony of bacteria *Nasty alert*

@Foxxy, evening!

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Foxxy Brown's picture

good evening all. am i the only one watching the new show about professional titty wranglers?

"Voodoo is forgetting who's the john and who's the whore." MK, 3/20/12

Gardening Girl's picture

WR, there's this beauty who usually is in the row ahead of me on the elipticals...when her face starts to slide off - she powders it down! ICK! Her skin must be nasty! I never have seen her from the front.

"Let them all boil in their own hotdog juice." Deb 7/2012

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GG, it can be fatally bad for you if you take more than the maximum allowed per day.

ITA, on the full makeup exercisers, sweating all their foundation off, so ridiculous!

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Gardening Girl's picture

Good for you VOB.

"Let them all boil in their own hotdog juice." Deb 7/2012

veryoldbat's picture

Tylenol is just as bad for your liver as as any of them. Sometimes more so cause people don't think it's:dangerous. Better to take less of a stringer medicine.. Or so I am learning.. The hard way..

I'd say I'm surprised by this but the truth is I heard it in a song while I was sleeping upside down in my daughter's closet.- Dog
The one who finds the most virgins by the end of the evening wins the Turkey! Gardening Girl

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Submitted by Gardening Girl on Thu, 01/10/2013 - 11:02pm.

Ya know what else annoys me - women who go in full kabuki make up to work out.

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YAAAASSSSSSSS!

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Submitted by Dog on Thu, 01/10/2013 - 10:54pm.

Well, that would have scared the hell out of me, if my dentist said that. I knew it was bad to take a ton of it, but that some serious damage.

Anywho, I'm starving, so I'm off the make some dinner. Have a great night all! ;-)

veryoldbat's picture

I'm only getting my feet wet.. But the paper on Hawthorne was harder than I thought it would be. Kind of exciting to be taking a class again.. Ok.. Amped to be taking a class... It's hard but am loving the chalange.

I'd say I'm surprised by this but the truth is I heard it in a song while I was sleeping upside down in my daughter's closet.- Dog
The one who finds the most virgins by the end of the evening wins the Turkey! Gardening Girl

Gardening Girl's picture

Wha...? Tylenol is bad for your liver? :O

"Let them all boil in their own hotdog juice." Deb 7/2012

Gardening Girl's picture

Ya know what else annoys me - women who go in full kabuki make up to work out. WHY! I see them with their eyebrows penciled in and the foundation starting to slide off...ick!

"Let them all boil in their own hotdog juice." Deb 7/2012

veryoldbat's picture

Steamie... I am not complaining. I got into the program after the last round of tests. There are people wait listed and my surgery is next week. I am lucky as hell.
I could be wait listed too. Glad to be done testing and finally moving into dealing with what ever this ends up being. I don't think i would be in the program if they didn't think they could help me. The only other place they have yep these machines and surgeries are at USC... And I can't go there.

I'd say I'm surprised by this but the truth is I heard it in a song while I was sleeping upside down in my daughter's closet.- Dog
The one who finds the most virgins by the end of the evening wins the Turkey! Gardening Girl

Gardening Girl's picture

Nathaniel Hawthorne? Awsome!

"Let them all boil in their own hotdog juice." Deb 7/2012

WithinReason...'s picture

Vob, How are you liking the classes? Do you find them any easier? One of mine is online and the woman has posted enough for two courses already and we've only just started!

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Dog's picture

Anything with acetaminophen is deadly for the liver. I once gobbled Tylenol for a bad tooth and my dentist was appalled. He said in one week I did as much damage to my liver as ONE YEAR of drinking 4 oz of liquor a night, every night. Because I don't drink anyway, it wasn't as bad as if I was even a moderate drinker but it was still a very bad move.

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veryoldbat's picture

Whams .. Since you guys were not around at 2am to discuss Hawthorne.. I used the New Bowie song for inspiration... ::as long as you know you know you know...:)

I'd say I'm surprised by this but the truth is I heard it in a song while I was sleeping upside down in my daughter's closet.- Dog
The one who finds the most virgins by the end of the evening wins the Turkey! Gardening Girl

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Submitted by veryoldbat on Thu, 01/10/2013 - 10:49pm

Good idea VOB, and I'm not feeling too bad yet, I just hate not being 100% and I really can't compare my silly cold to your medical issues hon. Thanks for the advice though, anything to forgo the line to the pharmacist for cold meds. Reminds me of Orwell's book for crap's sake. Lol. ;)

veryoldbat's picture

Steamie.. Get Alieve D for this crappy cold.. And use Nyquill to sleep.. Not that I can take any of these things now. AS for liver damage.. Tylenol.. All that stuff if you take more than you are supposed to can fry a liver faster than gin. I hope you feel better. Sorry you have the crud,,:/

I'd say I'm surprised by this but the truth is I heard it in a song while I was sleeping upside down in my daughters closet.- Dog
The one who finds the most virgins by the end of the evening wins the Turkey! Gardening Girl

CashewTime.'s picture

Thanks esteem and Withy. I'll get it as soon as I get home.

Esteem's picture

I'm in NV Doggie, and our prices leak over from CA so yeah, I'll gladly pay it if I can sleep. I know you know how that goes. ;-)

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Submitted by CashewTime. on Thu, 01/10/2013 - 10:36pm.

Cashew, AVAST is free and the best of the free ones.

Dog's picture

Esteem, the only thing is ZzzQuil is very dear (helloooooo people from Down East!!). Here in CT it's about $7.99 for 8 or 10 pills.

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Submitted by veryoldbat on Thu, 01/10/2013 - 10:38pm.

Hi sweetie. I was reading and just lurking the other day when I saw you explain a few things.

I hope this turns out well for you, and I'm so happy for you that you got into a good program that could help.

Stay strong dear lady. ;-)

WithinReason...'s picture

Cashew, AVG free is fine. As for computers, depends on the model you buy. HP has been fine for me as I'm not adverse to opening 'er up at all but of course there are higher priced out there. Evening!

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Esteem's picture

Oh yeah Doggie! Liquidcaps, those are the bomb. I'll grab some next time I'm at Walgreens. I just went postal on them today for the Advil crap, so I'll wait a week before showing my face again.

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Submitted by Twat Muffin on Thu, 01/10/2013 - 10:35pm.

I HATE people who make sex noises while working out at the gym; that is just obnoxious.

Dog -- good for you for chewing out that stupid bitch for talking on the phone at the gym. And I'm glad they told her she shouldn't have been talking! Who wants to listen to that stupid shit?

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Twatty, the last convo she had before I went all Barney Fife on her was about her corns and how much they hurt. O RLY? She's on a cardio machine wearing TENNIS shoes. What does she expect? And really? Corns? Where everyone can hear you??? Well, I guess I should be grateful she didn't have anal warts.

Okay, I AM grateful.

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It's on the17th.. I started my pre surgery meds this week.. And wrote a paper on Hawthorne .... Where were my d list honor students..? It was on the scarlet letter which I haven't read in a million years.. Taking some classes. Online..

say I'm surprised by this but the truth is I heard it in a song while I was sleeping upside down in my daughter's closet.- Dog
The one who finds the most virgins by the end of the evening wins the Turkey! Gardening Girl

CashewTime.'s picture

Hey Withy,

What's the best antivirus software? Know of any free ones that are good? And HP sucks!!! I bought a cheap vaio just now and I love it.

Dog's picture

Esteem, ZzzQuil works just fine and BONUS! It comes in liquicap AND liquid form. WINNING!

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I HATE people who make sex noises while working out at the gym; that is just obnoxious.

Dog -- good for you for chewing out that stupid bitch for talking on the phone at the gym. And I'm glad they told her she shouldn't have been talking! Who wants to listen to that stupid shit?

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Submitted by Dog on Thu, 01/10/2013 - 10:29pm.

Let me know if that stuff works, that's the ingredient in Benadyrl isn't it? It makes me sleepy, so it'll no doubt work on me. Hope it tastes better than Nyquil though.

Hi VOB ;-)

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Hi Vob, I was hoping you stopped by. How are you, all ready for tomorrow?

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Submitted by Gardening Girl on Thu, 01/10/2013 - 10:12pm.
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Bwhahahaha Animal sex noises? LOL You don't go to the same gym as Maria Sharapova, do you? Or Ahnold? "Oh yeah, so goood" UGH! UGH! UGH!

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Submitted by Whamo on Thu, 01/10/2013 - 10:26pm.
...they'd be shouting "push it push it it's all you man"...

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I can't believe you put this out there and think I won't comment.

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