The CAPTION THIS Contest WINNER For January 11th!

Preparations have begun for Kim K's Golden Baby Shower. - Deb

Runners-up:

Storing all Charlie Sheen's previous drug test samples was becoming unmanageable. - jstanonymous

Not cool. The staffers putting together the Bud Light fountains for Brit Brit and Jason Trainwreck's wedding are suddenly out of a job. - CokeyBloke

Lindsay's agent came up with a brilliant plan for keeping Linds and her crew on set - between takes. - crankenstein

via The Chive

Posted by: Michael K

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The CAPTION THIS Contest

Submitted by crankenstein on Mon, 01/14/2013 - 3:23pm.

yay. thank you all. better than the golden globes.

Submitted by Deb on Mon, 01/14/2013 - 11:42am.

Thanks, guys! Congrats to funny jstanonymous, Cokey Bloke, and crankenstein!

"JUST SMILE LIKE A NORMAL FUCKED UP PERSON."
Charles Manson

Submitted by fauve on Mon, 01/14/2013 - 10:53am.

Congrats, winners! Hilarious today.

Submitted by RandéSleepover on Mon, 01/14/2013 - 10:39am.

Funny!

Submitted by daisy100 on Mon, 01/14/2013 - 10:12am.

Hilarious!

Submitted by turnelbup on Mon, 01/14/2013 - 9:48am.

Congratulations winners!

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"When in doubt, freak 'em out" -- Sharon Needles

Submitted by christine the hoff on Mon, 01/14/2013 - 9:42am.

Haaaa!!!!!

Submitted by Vern on Mon, 01/14/2013 - 9:40am.

Cheers Slookers!

Yay Deb!

*chanting as always*

Shut the fuck up kid, you're in my closet now.

Submitted by OurMissC on Mon, 01/14/2013 - 9:35am.

Congrats winners!

"...sometimes sucking on the same dick gets real boring." - MK's eloquent cousin

Submitted by elegantlady on Mon, 01/14/2013 - 9:31am.

Loved those selected!
Brilliant job winners.

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Virtue and Talent are obviously overrated.

Submitted by mike on Mon, 01/14/2013 - 9:25am.

Congrats, Deb! That was a good one.

Submitted by SANS FARDS on Mon, 01/14/2013 - 9:18am.

This photo just screams KARTRASHIAN, lol. Congrats winners!

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A Lannister always pays his debts.

Submitted by bsnol8 on Sun, 01/13/2013 - 6:26pm.

Nicole Kidman's pissing scene in the Paperboy creates unforeseen leaks in the basement.

Submitted by skabazzle on Sun, 01/13/2013 - 6:05pm.

Dismantling the beer fountains for Brit Brit's wedding reception.

Submitted by fleawatch on Sun, 01/13/2013 - 1:08pm.

Ms. Lohan, please step out of vehicle.

Submitted by newtsgal on Sat, 01/12/2013 - 6:33pm.

After selling off all the Bravo furniture....Lindsay Lohan was finally able to have the living room that designer Kathryn Ireland wouldn't give her!!!

Submitted by herroyalflyness on Sat, 01/12/2013 - 5:29pm.

A new Wonder of the Modern World- the Great Pee-ramids.

Submitted by herroyalflyness on Sat, 01/12/2013 - 5:23pm.

If you've never been to a party at Kim Kardashian's place, urine for a real treat.

Submitted by herroyalflyness on Sat, 01/12/2013 - 5:19pm.

The highlight of R. Kelly's wedding reception was the cutting of the urinal cake.

Submitted by herroyalflyness on Sat, 01/12/2013 - 5:14pm.

When Britney called off her engagement, the employees at the Natty Light brewery were saddened that all of their hard work and dedication in creating the elegant beer fountains for the wedding would be wasted.

Submitted by herroyalflyness on Sat, 01/12/2013 - 5:07pm.

When the Lohans host their annual beer pong tournament, everybody wins.

Submitted by Wombatika on Sat, 01/12/2013 - 1:17pm.

an inside look at the hard work and dedication it takes to run a website like dlisted.

Submitted by Wombatika on Sat, 01/12/2013 - 1:09pm.

Beliebers briefly stop cutting themselves to take aim at Justin's drinking too... if it smells like piss, tastes like piss ... as an international role model, he has a duty to his fans to drink their piss too.

Submitted by Wombatika on Sat, 01/12/2013 - 12:51pm.

The early preparation for Kim Kardashian's golden (baby) shower.

Submitted by fleawatch on Sat, 01/12/2013 - 10:13am.

Lance Armstrong digs deep in his living room to find that damn yellow jersey that he has to give back........

Submitted by El Bastardo on Sat, 01/12/2013 - 9:26am.

"Hurry up, Taras spitting feathers!"

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"Jesus loves you" - Great thing to hear in a Church but horrific to hear in a Mexican prison

Submitted by El Bastardo on Sat, 01/12/2013 - 9:21am.

L'Oreal Shampee. Because Kims worth it.

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"Jesus loves you" - Great thing to hear in a Church but horrific to hear in a Mexican prison

Submitted by crankenstein on Sat, 01/12/2013 - 8:38am.

HA HA STARVIS

Submitted by crankenstein on Sat, 01/12/2013 - 8:39am.

Lindsey's agent came up with a brilliant plan for keeping Linds and her crew on set - between takes.

Submitted by crankenstein on Sat, 01/12/2013 - 8:35am.

Hey RJ - lets put one with piss in it.

Submitted by Crain71 on Sat, 01/12/2013 - 3:08am.

The club's staff pulled double shifts to accommodate R Kelly's rider.

Submitted by Crain71 on Sat, 01/12/2013 - 3:04am.

The club's staff pulled double shifts to accommodate R Kelly's rider.

Submitted by Coffy73 on Fri, 01/11/2013 - 11:33pm.

Phi Beta Kappa fraternity made the mistake of not labeling the urine samples of prospected members. Now, all brothers have to forgo the weekend to sort them correctly.

Submitted by Kharv on Fri, 01/11/2013 - 11:17pm.

This was from Hoarders ..The R. Kelly Episode.

Submitted by brandizza on Fri, 01/11/2013 - 9:43pm.

The wedding planner misunderstood Ron and Jim's request to have a "P-town" themed wedding reception.

Submitted by CokeyBloke on Fri, 01/11/2013 - 8:51pm.

Bruce told Kris he wanted the girls to follow him, getting into "games." He should have known Kris' idea of games would get the girls into bed.

Submitted by CokeyBloke on Fri, 01/11/2013 - 8:47pm.

Not cool. The staffers putting together the Bud Light fountains for Brit Brit and Jason Trainwreck are suddenly out of a job.

Submitted by naptown girl on Fri, 01/11/2013 - 8:44pm.

redneck wedding cake

Submitted by ImpertinentVixen on Fri, 01/11/2013 - 8:18pm.

Aww, how sweet! The Duggars kept all their home pregnancy tests!

Submitted by BaconSlut on Fri, 01/11/2013 - 7:28pm.

That's a lot of work for a little head.

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Submitted by frenchflies on Fri, 01/11/2013 - 7:16pm.

Mama June's last piss made the ceiling leak.

Annoyed.

Submitted by jellin76 on Fri, 01/11/2013 - 7:16pm.

TLC's newest reality show Piss Hoarders promises laughter, tears and foam.

Submitted by fleawatch on Fri, 01/11/2013 - 6:30pm.

It took a year but the results of Amy Winehouse's toxicology tests are in......

Submitted by crankenstein on Fri, 01/11/2013 - 6:21pm.

Mel Gibson's dream team

Submitted by H321 on Fri, 01/11/2013 - 5:40pm.

Eve of the Republican National Convention, Tampa's finest bath house prepares for the nights events.

Submitted by City Barbie on Fri, 01/11/2013 - 5:40pm.

"The way we see it is if the world's ending, who the hell needs to stay sober?" - Doomsday Preppers AA

Submitted by City Barbie on Fri, 01/11/2013 - 5:36pm.

As it turns out, the real reason Lindsay's been testing clean is that the samples come from her PEEple.

Submitted by Chris Knight on Fri, 01/11/2013 - 5:18pm.

Nothing but some pet PEEves

Submitted by NovaNightly on Fri, 01/11/2013 - 5:14pm.

Cum down to the basement, urine for such a surprise!!

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Nobody expects the Spanish Inquisition!!!

Submitted by citizenstrange on Fri, 01/11/2013 - 5:09pm.

This is the way the world ends
This is the way the world ends
This is the way the world ends
Not with a bang but a beer pong splash.

--- TS ELIOT

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