Evan Rachel Wood And Billy Elliot Are Having A Baby
"Sorry to disappoint. But no baby on the way here" is what 25-year-old Evan Rachel Wood tweeted back in November after the paparazzi took pictures (see below) of her looking like a fetus just moved it and all of its things into her uterus. But a fetus was squatting in her womb at the time and apparently Evan Rachel Wood didn't know it. ERW said on Twitter (via People) today that she and her husband Jamie Bell will have a human ball of slobber in their arms in a few months.
Remember when i said, "No baby on the way here" Well, I didnt know there actually was! pic.twitter.com/wnig1nRK Thanks for all your warm wishes. We are very happy. I'm gonna be a mama!
That baby is going to the biggest hipster baby who ever hipstere'd. They will name it Quadrophenia Kale Wood Bell and its cries will sound like a Melody's Echo Chamber song and it will wear floral culottes, ironically.
I know Evan Rachel Wood is married to Billy Elliot and is now knocked up, but I still look at her name and instantly think to myself, "Gurrrl, you fucked Marilyn Manson."
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Submitted by Cake666 on Fri, 01/11/2013 - 3:43pm.
No hate for MM here, he's a very smart man and that can't be said about 99.9% of that country.
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THIS. The guy is incredibly smart, well-read, and articulate. I'd watch him on a reality show before I'd watch any of these fuckin redneck trashy inbred guido messes.
Not that I have two fucks to give about these two F-listers, but for a moment there I thought Asslee Simpleton had hooked up with Sam Ronson. Which would be equally horrifying.
Why would it be disappointing!!!?
Congrats to them.
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How could someone not know she is pregnant? That is REALLY not paying attention. There is a living, growing, MOVING thing inside of you (not to mention the weight gain and all other symptoms) and you don't notice? You didn't notice that you were throwing up all the time and your clothes and bra don't fit? Really?
That's like not noticing your hair is on fire or you have a broken leg with the bone sticking out. WTF??
Do these women not notice if the kid (once born) is screaming, sick with fever, bleeding/injured etc. either? How could you possibly be a good mother if you don't notice things that are so obvious?
1. Marilyn Manson may be a crypt keeper but Dude in insanely smart, and witty. So maybe that is what gets him the poon.
2. I love Evan Rachel Wood. She is really good in everything she does.
3. Jamie Bell is also a superb actor.
I hate that I don't really have anything bad to say about these two. I really wish them well.
I can't wait til her child gets to watch her having sex with Manson .. That's where foresight should have intervened for Evan , but now her chirrun will get to witness their mommy's orgasmic throes with bat boy.
Jeeesh !!
She looks more like 6 or seven months here .
WinterOwl, I'm sorry to hear about that; I hope the baby is ok :-/ Hopefully the baby is healthy. I just don't understand how these women don't know, I mean all the symptoms.
JessicaGiovanna, I just heard earlier of a cousin's cousin who ad a baby this week and she never knew she was pregnant until her pain got so bad, she went o the hospital and he doctors told her she was going unti labor.
I hope her baby is healthy, he weighed just over 5lbs.
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I know a woman who at 5 months found out about her pregnancy; needless to say she wasnt taking care of herself as she should including clubbing and going out. She's a bit overweight so I'm guessing thats why she didn't realize. She had her son who is 5 years old yet so small he wears clothes for 2 or 3 year olds and he has a pending open heart surgery for a heart deformity. She has 2 other healthy children (she learned of those pregnancies quickly). Its a difficult situation.
loved them in Dexy's Midnight Runners
I actually HATE uterus watch. I'm sure she's probably known for quite some time that she's going to be a mother, but it's no one's business until she/hubs make it official. I like them both, so best of luck to them and their impending little family. I find it very sweet.
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Submitted by louise_brooks on Fri, 01/11/2013 - 5:56pm.
YES! I HATE sweatpants. I won't wear them out of the gym even. Even worse are the lazy assholes who were pajama bottoms as pants. How fucking hard is it for these people to slip on a pair of jeans? There is no excuse to leave your house in Pajamas.
I see a peen print and I'm not impressed. ERW is a good actress though. Bitch rocked it in True Blood as Queen Sophie Ann (the E stays off today bitches!)
Who is this guy who knocked her up and why are they dressed like slobs?
Unless you are actively exercising, on the way to/from exercise, recovering from surgery, OR going to pick up medication because you are sick, there is no reason to wear sweats in public. There just isn't.
Seriously, all you idiots trying out slob each other just stop. Far from being shocking, you just look ridiculous. If you truly want to be shocking and stand apart from the crowd, dress and act like someone with a modicum of class and self-respect and not someone relearning how to dress themselves.
First of all, why is her name Evan? Her parents must have really been counting on having a son or something.
Secondly.....
Submitted by fleur_de_lis on Fri, 01/11/2013 - 5:06pm.
She looks about 5months along there and 2 months ago she didn't know she was pregnant? Guuuuuuurl. Read a science book.
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I knew a chick in her early 20s who did not know she was like 5 or 6 months pregnant. She went to a doctor on our school campus and he even asked her how she didn't realize she was pregnant, and apparently she is actually that dumb that she had no idea. She ended up driving to the States to have a procedure done. I still laugh at her stupidity and that was like 8 years ago.
I hate hippie fucks who try so "hard" to look like they just threw on what was lying by the side of the bed, when we all know they probably spent an hour each perfecting this "johnny depp-lite" look. HOW GOOOOOSHH!!!!
Ponchos can be okay if you are flat chested, which counts me out.
Are these pics from when she didn't know she was pregnant? Weird because like others have commented she is totally, responding to her belly like she is completely aware there is a baby in there. Plus, she looks to be about 5 months or so along in this pic, since she is obviously showing & its her first baby. How would you rather admit to total, blatant ignorance about your body rather than fess up to it & just say you didn't want anyone to know at that point. Its really no ones business anyway, there is nothing wrong with telling the truth about that!
She looks about 5months along there and 2 months ago she didn't know she was pregnant? Guuuuuuurl. Read a science book.
I wouldn't date a guy wearing that outfit.
Brian Warner was bat shit crazy for this broad and she marrys this twit...
WHATEVER!
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Submitted by jack-n-the-hat on Fri, 01/11/2013 - 2:52pm.
Noooooooooo!!! crap. Is she still on True Blood or did they kill her ass? I can't remember shit.
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OMG, IF ONLY they'd name this kid Quadrophenia Kale Wood Bell. Even Kale Wood Bell would make my life complete (doesn't it sound like fairyland?).
They'll probably give it some damn name like Lily or Emma or Henry or Damon, though, because at heart they're so, so boring.
They look like they need a hot bath.
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They will name the baby Grunge Sassafras.
Does Jamie Bell have more than two expressions?
Deb's description of Billy Elliot's outfit is spot on. Also, he's trying way to hard! When are the hipsters going to realize that you clearly didn't reach into your closet on laundry day and pick up whatever shit you had laying around and call it an outfit? Everything down to the porkpie hat looks planned.
I can see his small peen through his pants. I'm not feeling very well now.
Sad to say but they both look better than Kate's official portrait.
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No hate for MM here, he's a very smart man and that can't be said about 99.9% of that country.
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Who the fuck are these kids?
Submitted by Hekki on Fri, 01/11/2013 - 3:21pm.
For why is he wearing Mila Kunis's shopping outfit?
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Submitted by SANS FARDS on Fri, 01/11/2013 - 3:22pm.
you're right, anno....that's even MORE mindboggling, then. So this creepy goth creep from Creepsville manages to get THREE hot or semi hot women to crawl into bed with him? Why do they do it....notoriety? Shock value?
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No shit - and have you ever seen him without the makeup? *shudders*
@ Irish - making appts with waxer and life coach
Congratz
Like hell she didn't know.
Like hell she didn't know.
Wow, they look so edgy and unique.
Submitted by annobanano on Fri, 01/11/2013 - 3:17pm.
Submitted by SANS FARDS on Fri, 01/11/2013 - 3:12pm.
Sheesh Anno, get a life.
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Dark-sided!
Better with this guy than have MM's scary spawn.
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Shut up, just shut up, shut up
Shut it up, just shut up, shut up
Is that all there is?
Is that all there is?
I haven't seen a good pair of Moccasins this century. Whatever they are dull.
you're right, anno....that's even MORE mindboggling, then. So this creepy goth creep from Creepsville manages to get THREE hot or semi hot women to crawl into bed with him? Why do they do it....notoriety? Shock value?
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Ok, the link takes me to a pic of the What to Expect When You Are Expecting book, not a pic of her in November.
I love Ponchos but I don't own one.
For why is he wearing Mila Kunis's shopping outfit?
Submitted by agirl on Fri, 01/11/2013 - 3:14pm.
Submitted by Uncle Brain-fart on Fri, 01/11/2013 - 2:57pm.
They look like they smell like Patchouli and Ballsweat.
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Which coincidentally (or not?) happen to be the names they've picked out for the behbeh!
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LOL! Actually sounds like a good name for a TV show, or a band. "Patchouli and Ballsweat"! Beats "Starsky and Hutch".
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Moccasins, topped with sweats, topped with flannel...man, that is some heinous fug shit!!
Submitted by snowpiece on Fri, 01/11/2013 - 3:17pm.
agirl: they are hoping for twins!
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And both names are unisex so... they're done with the naming! Now they can start planning the inevitable divorce.
Submitted by SANS FARDS on Fri, 01/11/2013 - 3:12pm.
I think Evan Rachel Wood is both gorgeous, and a pretty good actress. I guess Marilyn Manson can be written off as "temporary insanity."
MM was married to Rose McGowan too, who at least used to be pretty hot, so how the fuck does he manage to get with women who look less like something out of Tales From the Crypt than he does? Boggles my mind.
embarrassed to know this - he was engaged to McGowan (broken off)and married to Dita Von Teese. Sheesh Anno, get a life.
If she had a lit Camel in her hand, she'd be the spitting image of my BFF 1988.
WTF is he wearing is right! Sweatpants, a flannel and moccasins. That is how I used to dress in college in the early 90's when i was carrying the "freshman fifteen". Good lord.