Friday, January 11th 2013

Henry Cavill And Gina Carano Are Doing It

It's been about eight months since Henry Cavill broke up with his drunk-driving, horse-abusing (allegedly!) fiancee and sadly during that eight months he didn't rebound into your bed. He rebounded into Gina Carano's bed instead. Henry and Gina officially came out as a couple at last night's Critics' Choice Awards in Santa Monica, CA and he also officially came out as a user of Sun-In, because THAT HAIR.

Gina, who was nominated for Best Actress in an Action Movie for Haywire, and Henry have been bumping hard nips since September. That's what E! says anyway. There's a rumor that they first met on the set of the Man of Steel, because Gina shot a cameo as a Wonder Woman. I'll wait to raise my "PIMP MAMA KRIS WAS ROBBED" picket sign until this news is confirmed as true.

Henry and Gina make sense to me, because he supposedly got it on with Jillian Michaels back in the day, so he obviously loves a woman who can crack his hip bones with her thigh muscles of solid steel while riding him. And no to Gina's fug dress, but yes to the "Superman Is doing the Superman on me. Jealous?" face she's making.

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Submitted by kikichanelconspiracy on Fri, 01/11/2013 - 11:37pm.
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Me too. He's mostly smoking hot, maybe slightly less so here but still, lucky Gina Carano, whoever she is! GET IT GIRL!

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What a disgusting thread title. How does the author know who is having sex or not? And what's insulting to the intelligence is that it's pretty obvious Henry Cavill is gay considering this is the SECOND time he has tried to beard in the last year. First he got briefly engaged a year ago when he got the role of Superman, and now he appears with another woman shortly before the movie comes out. There are also old photos of Henry on the Internet from before he was known hanging out with all sorts of gay men in gay bars. Many people have pointed out that he is gay. It's disturbing that this bearding is still going on in 2013.

soulfly16's picture

Who the fuck are these two??

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kikichanelconspiracy's picture

I normally think he is hot as hell, but he looks like hammered shit here. I didn't care for 'Haywire', but I think she's cool so I guess I approve? So mazel tov, you crazy kids.
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DR.FUNK's picture

Love me some Gina...but it does'nt appear she's been training much lately. Too bad she's never fighting again.I'd love to see her get some payback against Cyborg..now that they've taken Cyborgs' "drug regimen" away. Still...babydoll needs to get back in the gym and get some of that definition back.

BLKBLUE's picture

OK. He is fine. She looks like his older sister or his young Mom. Never seen her before, kinda ordinary looking bitch. Yeah just a bit jelly. If she's knocked up will take it back...no I won't.

Poopele's picture

He has dwarf arms.

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I hate how everyone says certain people who are supposedly 30 look older than that. Idk, 30 is pretty old of you ask me. *runs off with fountain of youth*

rook's picture

Good for him. She's pretty fucking awesome. Haywire was a boring movie but her fight scenes were thrilling. I wish I could kick ass like she can.

stefystef's picture

I can see her as Wonder Woman.
And he still looks PUMPED from doing Man of Steel.

Unless she's knocked up, I give them until the opening of the movie and they they will break up.
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toni's picture

Is Gina Pregs or just bigger now? Those upper arms aren't muscley, not like before.

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Submitted by Cowjam on Fri, 01/11/2013 - 3:43pm.
Submitted by boredasfuckyo on Fri, 01/11/2013 - 3:37pm.

I don't watch The Tudors so I still don't know who the fuck he is.

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I watch The Tudors religiously, and I didn't know who the fuck he was until I read your comment.
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Señor Loco's picture

Who and Who?

tojo's picture

@ Breaking Bad thank you! Kinda glad I couldn't see it ;)

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What the fuck, Henry?!?!?! YOU TOLD ME SHE WAS YOUR COUSIN!!!!!!!!!!!

*runs from room crying hysterically*

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dbella's picture

I have no fucking clue who either of these people are.

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saltydog's picture

Well good for them! I'm glad she is considered hot and sexy without being a waif.

But I still would have prefered him as Batman instead of Superman (he originally screen tested for both).

All teh bush talk! Now I can't get this little ditty outta my melon!

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=rcoreV10hI8

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Submitted by Cowjam on Fri, 01/11/2013 - 3:43pm.

Submitted by boredasfuckyo on Fri, 01/11/2013 - 3:37pm.

I don't watch The Tudors so I still don't know who the fuck he is.

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I watch The Tudors religiously, and I didn't know who the fuck he was until I read your comment.
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He was a hot bitch on The Tudors. Coke-eyes was hot in it too, but Henry stole every scene.

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Breaking Bad's picture

Tojo that is PMK tweeting a pic of herself on HOlloween

tojo's picture

Did anybody click the 'Pimp Mama Kris' link? Who is that? I can't tell on my phone!

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Submitted by boredasfuckyo on Fri, 01/11/2013 - 3:37pm.

I don't watch The Tudors so I still don't know who the fuck he is.

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I watch The Tudors religiously, and I didn't know who the fuck he was until I read your comment.

boredasfuckyo's picture

I don't watch The Tudors so I still don't know who the fuck he is, saying is the new superman still doesn't tell me anything. Also, she looks mannish...And something about her hair bugs me. NEXT!

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Jillian has stated that she's bi, tho

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Man hands! And I'm not talking about ole Henry!

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=bSL4cmFW_GU

Ha ha!

MadgesVadge's picture

This is an odd pair.

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He looks closeted, and Jillian is a lesbian.

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He looks like a guy I used to date. The guy was so classically handsome, but CRAY! I still run into that guy and have to remind myself that his handsomeness is wasted on somebody with one of the weirdest/worst personalities I've ever met.

She looks, um, interesting.
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I have no idea who these people are, nor do I care.

carefreea's picture

She looks a lot like Casey Wilson here, which is more of an insult to Casey than this one.

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snowpiece's picture

SHUT UP ABOUT MY FURRY MOUND OF VENUS, JACKO!

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Hekki's picture

This looks like a GHEY and his mama. On my tiny phone screen, anyway.

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Submitted by Glambert on Fri, 01/11/2013 - 2:51pm.

Submitted by bambam on Fri, 01/11/2013 - 2:47pm.

Oh yeah, I saw her in Haywire. I could just imagine her squeezing my head like a doggy toy, bugging my eyes out, tongue sticking out with them husky thighs of hers. Giggity giggity.
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While you lick on her Chyna dick clit?

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Foolish boy. Have you ever seen Vanessa Del Rio? All. night. long. A clit is a clit, a dick is a dick. As long as she don't need to stand up and pee out of it I got noooo problem. Nyah.

http://www.bing.com/videos/search?q=haywire+youtube&view=detail&mid=86B7...

For Jack...

http://www.bing.com/videos/search?q=haywire+youtube&view=detail&mid=8882...

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ilovetatertots's picture

Wait...wait...Wonder Woman is going to be in the next Superman movie?!? My inner comic book nerd is screaming all kinds of YES!!!!

Gardening Girl's picture

Damn, anno - really?!! *books annos waxing appointment*

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MissJaneTexas's picture

Lucky Bitch.

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annobanano's picture

*smothers Jack with Sasquatch ass-hair*

Glambert's picture

Submitted by bambam on Fri, 01/11/2013 - 2:47pm.
Oh yeah, I saw her in Haywire. I could just imagine her squeezing my head like a doggy toy, bugging my eyes out, tongue sticking out with them husky thighs of hers. Giggity giggity.
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While you lick on her Chyna dick clit?

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Submitted by annobanano on Fri, 01/11/2013 - 2:46pm

Come here and sit next to me (on my face) and tell me all about what is bothering you (do not talk)...

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Submitted by Saix on Fri, 01/11/2013 - 2:39pm.
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Oh. You're right. Yeah, him.
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Yeah they have similar features but Matt Bomer is way hotter.

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Oh yeah, I saw her in Haywire. I could just imagine her squeezing my head like a doggy toy, bugging my eyes out, tongue sticking out with them husky thighs of hers. Giggity giggity.

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This chick is a former mixed martial artist!

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Submitted by jack-n-the-hat on Fri, 01/11/2013 - 2:41pm.

Nope... probably another reason I like the blondies.

Yeah, yeah, yeah, everybody likes the blondes :-(

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Submitted by Glambert on Fri, 01/11/2013 - 2:27pm.

Submitted by jack-n-the-hat on Fri, 01/11/2013 - 2:26pm.
What a lovely shade of perrywinkle. I bet she has hairy nipples... and a crater of thick ass hair.
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Nope... probably another reason I like the blondies... light body hair and usually thin except if your name is snowy... small animals crawl inside her moo moo to keep warm on cold winter nights... It's really sweet.

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Saix's picture

Submitted by Glambert:

Oh. You're right. Yeah, him.

Meatblocks's picture

who the fuck are these people?
he looks like a stunt double for ray liotta.

*peddles off in a mint '88 yugo*

rukiddingme's picture

Jillian Michaels and her partner just had a baby together & adopted another baby. I didn't think Jillian liked peen???

What's more sad than the fact that 10,000 animals got euthanized today? The fact that because of the ignorance of humans, it will happen again tomorrow. End the cycle. Spay and neuter your pets & please adopt your next pet from a shelter.

Whamo's picture

I think she's quite pretty but she does look like a healthy older Jwow...who I also though was pretty before she started torquing the shit out of her face