Lindsay Lohan Is No Christian Bale
TMZ somehow got a hold of (SPOILER ALERT: The marketing team behind The Canyons gave it to them) audio of Lindsay Lohan cursing out her co-star James Deen during rehearsals for The Canyons and it pretty much co-signs The New York Times Magazine story about her being a pus-filled zit on everyone’s ass cheek. In the clip, the director Paul Schrader is trying to direct rehearsals, but then Lindsay Lohan butts her bitch ass in and scratches at James Deen by telling him that she knows this is “just fun” for him, but that he needs to “do his fucking job.” You can’t tell from the audio, but James takes off his pants and puts a box full of condoms on his dick, because he thought LiLo was telling him to do his fucking job. You know, the porn one.
Lilo continues to play the part of the Pot by telling James all the things that directors have told her when they were sick of her shit. TMZ asked James Deen about the clip and he defended LiLo by saying that it wasn’t that serious. James actually told LiLo he was just there for fun and he says she was acting like an ass dust-covered cunt, because they had a little fight earlier:
“Hours before the rant she asked why I was doing this movie and I said ‘For fun.’ I meant for personal experience and enjoyment of working on a Bret Easton Ellis movie. I don’t think she understood my intention behind saying ‘for fun’ and thought it meant that I wasn’t going to try.”
Deen thinks Lohan took his explanation as a shot at her craft — which was definitely not his intention.
When asked if he was upset at the time of the incident — Deen told us, “Not at all. You didn’t hear me laughing on that clip?”
LiLo sounds like a condescending, wrinkly skin bag of self-entitlement and she’s a come-to-life nightmare, but this doesn’t even come close to topping Christian Bale’s legendary “we’re fucking done professionally” rant. This is pretty tame for LiLo. She never broke a bottle over James’ head and she never ran over him in the parking lot with her rented Porsche. That crackie is growing up.
And James was so calm through that whole mess. Probably because he’s worked with bigger twats than LiLo.