Lindsay Lohan Is No Christian Bale
TMZ somehow got a hold of (SPOILER ALERT: The marketing team behind The Canyons gave it to them) audio of Lindsay Lohan cursing out her co-star James Deen during rehearsals for The Canyons and it pretty much co-signs The New York Times Magazine story about her being a pus-filled zit on everyone's ass cheek. In the clip, the director Paul Schrader is trying to direct rehearsals, but then Lindsay Lohan butts her bitch ass in and scratches at James Deen by telling him that she knows this is "just fun" for him, but that he needs to "do his fucking job." You can't tell from the audio, but James takes off his pants and puts a box full of condoms on his dick, because he thought LiLo was telling him to do his fucking job. You know, the porn one.
Lilo continues to play the part of the Pot by telling James all the things that directors have told her when they were sick of her shit. TMZ asked James Deen about the clip and he defended LiLo by saying that it wasn't that serious. James actually told LiLo he was just there for fun and he says she was acting like an ass dust-covered cunt, because they had a little fight earlier:
“Hours before the rant she asked why I was doing this movie and I said 'For fun.' I meant for personal experience and enjoyment of working on a Bret Easton Ellis movie. I don’t think she understood my intention behind saying 'for fun' and thought it meant that I wasn’t going to try."
Deen thinks Lohan took his explanation as a shot at her craft -- which was definitely not his intention.
When asked if he was upset at the time of the incident -- Deen told us, "Not at all. You didn’t hear me laughing on that clip?"
LiLo sounds like a condescending, wrinkly skin bag of self-entitlement and she's a come-to-life nightmare, but this doesn't even come close to topping Christian Bale's legendary "we're fucking done professionally" rant. This is pretty tame for LiLo. She never broke a bottle over James' head and she never ran over him in the parking lot with her rented Porsche. That crackie is growing up.
And James was so calm through that whole mess. Probably because he's worked with bigger twats than LiLo.
• 
Wow- that trailer. What the hell to say. The tag line is 'It's not the Hills.' LOL - I think there is more than enough delusion involved in this 'film' for everyone involved to fill their cups several times.
"Move that penis I'm Lindsay Lohan"
Needs an award! Lol!
Juniperjump good riff kinda Valley of the Dolls or something. :o!
Lindsay's still in her suite in the Dorchester. I think she means to spend the entire $100k before she goes home.
http://www.dailymail.co.uk/tvshowbiz/article-2261575/MoS-Diary-Suite-lif...
I think this is it for her, not this "outburst" but that 12 page story about how impossible to work with she is. They say she has still got it when she is acting but who is she going to work with? You'd have to be kind of desperate or new. She probably doesn't want to work with a big star anyway. It's all about her. But she's boring now.
Submitted by PrettyHateMachine on Fri, 01/11/2013 - 11:34pm.
I think it's being released on the internet? Lol
http://insidemovies.ew.com/2012/11/13/lindsay-lohan-canyons-trailer/
Thanks for the link to Lohan's new trailer. Haha.
In all seriousness, the movie looks pretty bad and has some pretty bad acting. But the same could be said about 75% of the H'wood big budget movies being made.
James Deen is NOT cute or sexy AT ALL. His face (even without the porn hx) reminds me of someone's crotch - pale, with pink undertones.
Ugh! Could it get any worse than to be lectured by an ex con?!? And the audio sounds like someone is murdering a bag of potato chips!
............................................
"Submitted by GU1981 on Sat, 01/12/2013 - 5:53am.
James Deen's work at kinkdotcom is gang rape, public disgrace of women, torture, beating..."
kinkdotcom is the far end of the spectrum. Unlike LiLo, James Deen is versatile. The BDSM stuff isn't for everyone, myself included but, its acting. Even the people who enjoy participating or watching this type of movie don't carry that into their every day lives.
James Deen is about the hottest thing to hit pornhub since the beginning of porn. He also seems to be the least judgmental actor in Hollywood. His brushing off her behavior is pretty standard for him from what I can tell. He worries about his own behavior and performance and lets other people worry about theirs.
It was just posturing. Acting. Acting as if she were more professional and important than her fellow actors and director.
Surprisingly, this works rather well for some people, and they are able to cow many who are too stunned to realize what's going on.
It takes a lot of hubris, but this IS Lindsay we're talking about.
Really? This witch should be in jail as someone's bitch.
I know I shouldn't be paying any attention to this Canyon stuff that's been coming out but I do have to say that it makes me feel slightly more sympathetic to Lohan, not the other way around. ANd it's not that she's not a train-wreck and a mess - she obviously is, but they whole thing is so smarmy and you suddenly realise that all those stories you hear about how Hollywood really works and the general atmosphere of it all are true. They're all whores. And they'll all rip the rug from under you in a millisecond if their ass depends on it and if they have the power to do so. If you consider the things that Lohan seems to have working against her at this point (and has for several years now) it's incredible that she's still alive. I can't imagine that there is one person in her life that she could genuinely grab on to and trust in order to pull herself out of the mess her life is in. My feeling is that if only she could extricate herself from the parasite of a mother (and father) that she has, she might do it, but I can also imagine that the presence of the little sis up to this point has made that near to impossible. Her comments from that long article about how to work the system (contact E! - get the to foot the bill for location fees at a mall in exchange for some access) were really telling. That's pure Momma Lohan there - if only these two weren't so f'ing shrewdly resilient, they'd have had to get clean and straight by now.
Sorry for the ramble - the bottom line I'm getting out of this is that the industry is just a cess pool and it's a wonder any of them have any pieces of their souls left after working in it.
Holy shit is this a porno? The trailer is ridiculous. Wow how the mighty has fallen. It's a piece of shit. I realize I hate her voice and she really can't act. She's the same person in all her movies. Mechanical... It's like Dick & Liz, Herbie, Mean Girls etc. she plays the same character She"d be better off in one of dudes movies, which I'm not completely sure she isn't
Oh, the LOLs just keep coming lately - her craft! Ha ha ha!
I think she's actually concerned about the performance, stressed out that everyone give their all, as she just endured severe critical lashings over the Liz & Dick debacle.
James Deen's work at kinkdotcom is gang rape, public disgrace of women, torture, beating, choking, waterboarding "bdsm" sex culture stuff. This guy describes himself as a sadist. Deen also brought one of his gang rape friends from kink, Danny Wylde, to help with the nude scenes with Lohan on The Canyons. Wylde does both straight and gay porn. It could not have been easy for her to work on this film. Seriously! Quite frankly, reading about Schrader and his interactions with Lohan make me cringe too.
i just want to see the movie cause of him
~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~
http://tinyurl.com/69rcrqy
Deen and his nice long cock were great wayyyyyy before LiLo even hit the scene. Her talent is measurable. His penis and nonchalant, sexy-as-fuck sex drive is what keeps pornhub in business. Go ahead, Lindsay, try to be better than Liz Taylor's 70 movies, or James Deens' over 1000 tasteful and tasteless pornos. See how long you can keep your nose fresh and your pants on, Fatty. Your condescending tone is just more proof of mental illness. Start lubing and puckering that freckled, chapped arse of yours, the end days are nigh.
-------------------------------------------------
Don't make me quote Nabokov at you. I'll do it. I promise.
I didn't understand a single word that was said.
<><><><><><><><><><><><><><><><><>
I like to smile, smiling's my favorite! : )
The poster formerly known as SnowOwl, formerly known as Nightowl!
Withy.. Do you read Brent Easton Ellis? I never asked..you you read for fun or just work? He was is such a good writer... I don't know why he is trying so hard to make this movie thing happen.. Btw.. Movies never did his books justice.. IMHO..
Submitted by REDMOND on Fri, 01/11/2013 - 8:22pm.
I hope Lindsay dies soon.
---------------------------
maybe its just my cold black heart is extra black tonight but that struck me as very funny. i even snort laughed.
-----------------------------------------
"It's called a party bus! Not a punch-a-titty bus. And put your MetroCard away, Chris Brown, no such bus exists." MK
Sounds mild but Liho sounds annoying as shit.
"I meant for personal experience and enjoyment of working on a Bret Easton Ellis movie." -- should have started right there, she was right, he was disrespecting THE CRAFT! *No she wasn't.* They're lucky Lohan's involved and this is being talked about.
•-•-•-•-•-•
"CAUTION: Delusion ahead." MK
░░░░♬♣☺♪◘☼♥♫•ღ♩♦≈❀♠♡░░░░
Deen should've knocked her out. Seriously who the fuck does this bitch think she is? And why would anyone hire her?
I feel sorry for Deen; he seems like a fairly professional person, and it's sad that his life seems to revolve around porn.
Then again I feel sorry for most porn stars. Fact is, most of them have been horribly abused and their sex-trade life is not making things any better. Any person who wanted to be a porn star since kindergarten is clearly pretty fucked up.
However the clown thing cracked me up. I guess even porn stars can be coulrophobic.
*********
I'm here to kick ass and drink tea. And I'm all out of tea.
James Deen says he started wanting a porn career when he was in kindergarten. He seems like a nice enough guy but that is some fucked-up shit.
And Blohan is delusional and sad, as always.
Submitted by Craigypants on Fri, 01/11/2013 - 11:22pm.
I think it's being released on the internet? Lol
http://insidemovies.ew.com/2012/11/13/lindsay-lohan-canyons-trailer/
I saw him fuck an older ( probably close to 50) bigger not very attractive woman, and he was gentle with her and I was kinda grossly turned on by him.
Isn't this piece of trash going straight to cable? I can't imagine anyone going to see it.
Bitch is lucky to have any job at all and should be kissing major ass. She is just a cunt, no other explanation needed.
"scratchy blah scratchy blah BAWK i need a bump and the vodka in my water bottle is starting to separate from the water and people will be able to tell, fuck! BAWK scratchy blah scratchy blah"
that's what i heard
"Voodoo is forgetting who's the john and who's the whore." MK, 3/20/12
Every time I've watched one of his videos, it's turned me off rather than on. He does seem like a nice bloke but his porn persona isn't my bag.
Lilo though. Why does she never learn? Is her brain seriously holey from all the crap she's taken, seen and done?
********
"In other news, the University of Color Me Surprised released a report today which states that water is indeed wet. Mind. Boggled" - Michael K, who else?
porn kid's quite smart. He has a chance to cross over, so why wouldn't he keep his mouth shut? Even if it Lohan, he doesn't gain anything by trashing his costar, or his non porn project.
Do BDSM Male stars get paid more? I know the girls get a lot more money. He may do a lot of the BDSM stuff because of the paycheck.
☆☆☆☆☆☆☆☆☆☆
What was Pimp Mama Kris going to say? That Daniel Craig worked to get the career he has while the Kardashians' fame was handed to them on a glove that didn't fit?--MK
"He will not dress as a clown and have sex with someone; nor will he permit someone dressed as a clown to have sex with him. Clowns make James Deen uncomfortable."
Then it must have been a living hell working with Clarabell of the Chateau Mormant.
Seriously, this shit is off-the-chain crazy. It's like "Boogie Nights" with more fucked-up performers. She makes Rollergirl look like Sandy Duncan in comparison.
Maybe she said "Do your f&&cking job" as friendly advise...like most of us would say, "Don't quit your day job".
What is she giving away (or what info does she have) on these people who keep defending her?? I just don't get it. She treats people like pond scum, and they still protect her ass. Just don't get it. She must be THE hook-up to the good stuff, so no one wants to sever the ties. There's no other explanation.
* 100% hotness verified by WHAMO. :P *
www.poopreport.com :)
<3-------------------------------<3
RIMADYL KILLS
Not very impressive, the sound clip. Lohan sounded maybe too demanding for someone as low rent as her, but it goes with the territory of having no life and no real future prospects , which I'm sure Lohan is used to.
Why do people always stick up for her? Everyone feels so bad for Lindsay Lohan, but she has no regard for anyone or anything except her own flabby, pale, freckled ass.
Submitted by louise_brooks on Fri, 01/11/2013 - 9:27pm.
There was a GQ article about him and the reporter was thoroughly skeeved out by everything he saw. He seems like a decent guy for the industry he is in and fairly lonely, but I don't think he's type most of us would want to be friends with or date.
*********
Inneresting...here's the line that made me LOL:
"He will not dress as a clown and have sex with someone; nor will he permit someone dressed as a clown to have sex with him. Clowns make James Deen uncomfortable."
*Rushing off to FB to freak out Slitty McGingepants*
************
I don't like the sadistic stuff either. I've only seen a couple of his scenes on porn hub and they were just regular vanilla things. The one really hot one I saw of his was him as a mailman seduced by some school girl type.
I don't get the "hype" over this James Deen dude. Fairly good looking with a large peen Plus his sadistic domineering stuff creeps me out. I've seen waaay hotter male porn stars than him. Jean Val Jean anyone? I'd make him take every STD test under the sun twice, then Id prob hit it ;-)
___________________________________
"I was half a virgin when I met him!"
-Mean Girl,Regina George
James Deen's peen:
(obvs nsfw)
http://generationhunk.blogspot.com/2012/03/james-deen-naked.html?zx=bf84...
*************************
Oh, thank you. Thank you very much.
Bill me.
Hi, ba-buttons! Merry Ewe Ear!
~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~
www.charitywater.org
www.theanimalrescuesite.com
www.modestneeds.org
Submitted by blueangel on Fri, 01/11/2013 - 9:22pm.
She's been a wrinkly-skinned self-entitled wastrel for years but she keeps getting jobs in films. IMO Hollywood attracts low-skilled, uneducated, self-entitled wastrels so she's in the perfect setting.
^^^^^^^^^^^
Then how do we explain Fishsticks Paltrow, who graduated from Spence, thankyouverymuch?
~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~
www.charitywater.org
www.theanimalrescuesite.com
www.modestneeds.org
Submitted by Dog on Fri, 01/11/2013 - 7:55pm.
MOVE THAT PENIS! I'M LINDSAY LOHAN!
--------------------------------------------------
HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA!!!!!
--------------------------------------------------
Submitted by jazzfish_77 on Thu, 01/19/2012 - 11:56am.
Liver spotted hand
Groping while I cry inside
Merit badge and meth
There was a GQ article about him and the reporter was thoroughly skeeved out by everything he saw. He seems like a decent guy for the industry he is in and fairly lonely, but I don't think he's type most of us would want to be friends with or date.
http://www.gq.com/entertainment/celebrities/201207/james-deen-porn-star-...
I found this mini-trailer, and all I can say is wow, this is some porno-caliber acting:
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=SxShyePUF_I&feature=youtube_gdata_player
Oooh Liz and Dick!
She's been a wrinkly-skinned self-entitled wastrel for years but she keeps getting jobs in films. IMO Hollywood attracts low-skilled, uneducated, self-entitled wastrels so she's in the perfect setting.
He had to stick his peen in one of her various orifices and look like he was enjoying it.
Now THAT'S acting!
************
Submitted by snowball on Fri, 01/11/2013 - 9:08pm.
It's a little creepy, but I admit to reading a bit of his blog once and a couple of articles about him. I don't understand his attitude about women at all - he does seem to like them and he at least does a good job of seeming like he's interested in getting them off (and they look like they do). But he's also a little cold in a skeevy kind of way, not someone I'd want around any woman I like.
And I just put way, way more thought into him than I should have for the D.
________________________________________
Well this is the first time I've ever heard of this dude, and I watch pernos from time to time, but none staring him, I guess... and that's the same thing I took away from it too. Not the whole misunderstood but lonely sweet guy people make him out to be. Other's pointed out he seemed disturbed by some of the kinkier aspects of his job, however they must really suck at observation because he has stated several times on his blog and comments, as well as fans quoting him as saying he likes things his way and that he enjoys being sadistic in both porn style and in personal relationships. Def doesn't sound like someone I'd wanna hook up with on a personal level.
~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~**~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~
"And it don't matter who you are, if I'm doin my job, its your resolve that breaks..Cause the hook brings you back, I ain't tellin you no lie. The hook brings you back, on that you can rely."
I read the NYT article and James Deen came off as a lonely guy which I found sad and lovable at the same time. I have read his blog and he seems like a real sweet guy. It sucks that he had to work with a cunt like Lohan. I really wish him well he seems like a real nice guy.