Birthday Sluts

No thank you. (I feel smug that I wouldn't take the husband of a supermodel.)

I must admit I am surprised at how bad that Bloom Girl looks.....Uggggh. Skinny, white, hairless bodies without muscles are really gross.
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"She's Black & I'm Gay--- we create culture."

Rip Taylor is still alive?!?! But his name is R.I.P.? What's up with that?

Looking at Orlando Bloom's 36 year old body is making me feel WAY better about my 41 year old body. THANKS!

HB to military vet (Army I think), Rip Taylor. I bet if you asked, he could tell about Orlando Bloom.

HB to the guys: Rip Taylor, Richard Moll, Orlando Bloom and Patrick Dempsey

Don't like any of these people. :(

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Happy 45th birthday, Chara!

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=sqB9qm

orlando bloom looks stank in this picture...

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of all the birthday names listed, I would've rather have seen a photo of Rip Taylor flipping his wig (literally). personally, I don't get why all the ho's lust after OB - his body's fine, but that face is from mack truck.

WHAT happened to Orlando Bloom and his career? Did he piss off the wrong person/stop doing sexual favors? What?

Submitted by CashewTime. on Sun, 01/13/2013 - 6:20pm.
Lol Mike, can you two adopt me after you do?

For sure! I wouldn't want her distending her body with a pregnancy anyway.

Lol Mike, can you two adopt me after you do?

I've seen bloom irl. he's one of those guys like gyllenhaal who looks smaller and younger on camera. He's very tall looks broad shouldered. Way less sissy than as the elf.

I loooove Julia-Louis Dreyfus! I'd marry her!

I can't believe I'm saying this, but Orlando Bloom -- ewwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwww.

Nick Clooney will always be hotter and handsomer than his son.

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HB to the birthday sluts today. Mmmm, that Hemsworth family sure makes some nice boys. Happy Sunday! :)

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Awww how did I miss Frances Sternhagen! HBD Bunny MacDougal!

Seriously great birthday list today. I'm bored.

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Frances Sternhagen was a scream as Cliff Claven's mother. Best show was when she was mad at Cliff and took Woody as her child.

liam hemsworth is so obviously gay

HB Rip Taylor and his wig. I used to howl when it would come loose and he'd adjust it.

HB baby brother Hemsworth & Orly!!!

Submitted by Dog on Sun, 01/13/2013 - 3:01pm.

lmao! two days in a row i've confused you. that alert and on your paws thing again, Dog ;-)

"Voodoo is forgetting who's the john and who's the whore." MK, 3/20/12

HB Bloom! btw, has he always been so unfortunate looking? He's got a face that belongs in one of those weird 1960's french movies and kinda feminine body. Is he wearing women's sunglasses?

He used to be hot -- what happened?

HB Julia Louis Dreyfus - Seinfeld wouldn't have been the same without Elaine. She made the show work IMO.

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I'll take one of the Bloom, please. I also hope his wife isn't cheating on him with Leo (ick),

HB to Gale Hawthorn. Please break up with that inbred chipmunk, Liam. You're too good for her. Find a nice girl who ISN'T a horsetoothed whore.

Hell, I'm not even a fan, I've only seen him for about ten minutes in one movie. But no semi-decent person from a semi-decent family deserves marriage to a Cyrus.

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I'm here to kick ass and drink tea. And I'm all out of tea.

Orlando lost all the hotness he had during his LOTR days, when a lot of us nerdy girls were crushing on the likes of him and Viggo Mortenson. He never quite made it big. Oh well, maybe as a birthday present to himself he gets that tacky tattoo removed.

Happy Birthday Elaine Benes!

Orlando's tattoo is just ridiculous.

Submitted by Orangina on Sun, 01/13/2013 - 2:51pm.

Sorry, you're right. I didn't realize she hadn't quote your whole comment. Bad dog!!!

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HB to Julia Louise Dreyfus. I could never get into 'Seinfeld' - I suffer from debilitating second-hand embarrassment, but she is one talented, funny lady. I also think it's cool that she forged her own career path despite being a legit heiress.

HB to Orlando Bloom too. I hope the rumors about his wife whoring around on him aren't true.
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It hurts because you let your black heart beat for an asshole who can't even send you a "P.S. I'm about to fuck a hole that doesn't belong to you" text before fucking said hole that doesn't belong to you.

Happy birthday fondles to Rip Taylor!

To this day, every time I hear his first name I think of farts. Makes me giggle like a BaconBit.

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@Dog

You should scroll down so you could see my whole post, not just the one where Foxxy quoted only have of what I said.

The whole thing I said was:

Submitted by Orangina on Sun, 01/13/2013 - 2:13pm.
I just went to look up Julia Louis Dreyfus's net worth from Seinfeld and I was like "HOLY SHIT $3 BILLION!!!"
It's because she's the eldest daughter of Gerard Louis-Dreyfus, chairman of the Louis Dreyfus Energy Services.

Wow. Well, good for her for still carving her own path even though she could've just waited for her dad to hand over her chunk of the fortune.

Submitted by Orangina on Sun, 01/13/2013 - 2:12pm.

I just went to look up Julia Louis Dreyfus's net worth from Seinfeld and I was like "HOLY SHIT $3 BILLION!!!"

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I don't think that's correct since even Jerry Seinfeld himself isn't worth anywhere near that. Julia's fortune comes from her family. Ever heard of the Dreyfus Fund? The lion logo? That's her family. She is heir to the Louis Dreyfus empire. They have their hands in all sorts of commodities and hedge funds.

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william hung is the singer of & for all times. his version of she-bangs still resonates loudly in my head.
he made us all feel like idols.

*peddles off in a mint '88 yugo*

Happy Birthday, Captain William Turner!

Wow Bull Shannon from Night Court is 70! HB to him and the other sluts.

The tattoo in that location makes it look like they missed.

someone mentioned VEEP, allow me to give a shout out to "The New Adventures of Old Christine" - imo JLD's performance was better than as Elaine. she and Wanda Sykes are bust your gut funny, and outstanding supporting cast

"Voodoo is forgetting who's the john and who's the whore." MK, 3/20/12

TM & LR, for Christmas I got the bf a bunch of Seinfeld seasons (ebay, cheap) and we find ourselves watching them before bed. Interesting extra: Larry David talked about how when they were developing the show they decided a female was needed. After a bunch of casting calls (and no chemistry) LD remembered someone he knew from his SNL days and asked her to come in. The rest is history :)

Added HB Elaine!

Submitted by Orangina on Sun, 01/13/2013 - 2:12pm.

I just went to look up Julia Louis Dreyfus's net worth from Seinfeld and I was like "HOLY SHIT $3 BILLION!!!"

Brad Hall invites you to stfu before you get him killed.

seriously - no idea. WOW!

"Voodoo is forgetting who's the john and who's the whore." MK, 3/20/12

Happy B-day to Elaine & Dr McDreamy! Happy bday to Frances Sternhagen she was great on "The Closer."

I just went to look up Julia Louis Dreyfus's net worth from Seinfeld and I was like "HOLY SHIT $3 BILLION!!!"
It's because she's the eldest daughter of Gerard Louis-Dreyfus, chairman of the Louis Dreyfus Energy Services.

Wow. Well, good for her for still carving her own path even though she could've just waited for her dad to hand over her chunk of the fortune.

My parents always watched Merv Griffin and Mike Douglas after work. They were usually so boring, unless Rip Taylor was a guest. I loved him. Happy birthday.

*throws confetti*

But, is William Hung?

*throws confetti again*

HB to Julia Louis-Dreyfus! Forever Elaine.

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Submitted by Twat Muffin on Sun, 01/13/2013 - 1:45pm.
little_rascal -- I like thin guys, but could his legs be anymore pasty white? Blrrrggghhhh!

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Definitely not sponge-worthy. ;)

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Submitted by Migraineuse on Fri, 09/14/2012 - 6:22pm.
All females belong to the sex class; they are subhuman buckets for male incontinence.

Happy birthday Rip Taylor!

"Let them all boil in their own hotdog juice." Deb 7/2012

Such an unattractive man...yuck.

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Submitted by EveryStrangersEyes on Sun, 01/13/2013 - 1:40pm.

"Sweet fancy Moses!"
Classic! Thanks, ESE! ♥

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Submitted by Migraineuse on Fri, 09/14/2012 - 6:22pm.
All females belong to the sex class; they are subhuman buckets for male incontinence.

little_rascal -- I like thin guys, but could his legs be anymore pasty white? Blrrrggghhhh! And I, too, love "Seinfeld"!!! I still watch it practically every day. I swear I'm a little bit like Elaine.

miz cynical -- I have a friend who is constantly raving about "Scandal" on her Facebook page practically every day -- it's SO annoying! I've never even seen the show but I'm knowing it's a Shonda Rhimes show makes me sure I don't want to see it. Like "Grey's Anatomy" wasn't bad enough!

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